Three, three, the mouth is a kind of disease, and it is destined by fate
The Queen Mother Weishenme will appear in the room of the fairy in red? To explain this, the timeline must go back to when the Queen Mother left the Heavens Treasure Palace.
The Queen Mother gave the Jade Emperor a big problem, which was not her intention, it was caused by the girl's temper at that time, and she already regretted it when she left the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
Those earrings have condensed tens of thousands of years of mana, witnessed countless deceitful deceits in the fairy world, and learned the cunning and ruthlessness of the queen mother.
They are not like that stupid monkey, they stay there and wait for you to catch them, it is estimated that they have long been mixed in the vast sea of people now, and it is not easy to find two different drops of water from the sea. Not to mention arresting them, it is estimated that it will be more difficult to find them out than to ascend to the sky.
Well, of course, ascending to heaven is really not a difficult task for the gods. Therefore, when describing and analogy, it must be appropriate, and you can't pile up rhetoric for the sake of making up words, just like no matter how flattering you are, you can't say that other people's farts are as fragrant as roses.
However, it is still possible to make up some mistakes by correcting them properly, and they are not easy to detect.
Correction: I guess it's ...... just looking for them to come out It's like...... It's just as hard to describe!
What's even more terrifying is that they know very well the details of the gods in the sky, what weaknesses this has, what loopholes there are in that magic weapon, and even which fairy likes what type of girl is like to memorize it like a stream, just rush to this point, it is estimated that the immortals who can subdue them in the fairy world have not yet been born, and it is estimated that it is not bad not to be deceived by them.
This incident made the Jade Emperor worried, but the Queen Mother was more worried than him, which shows that they still have the same heart, maybe this is love.
What should I do, my words have been released, and if I don't find the earrings, I won't let the Jade Emperor enter the door, isn't this to keep myself alive and widowed. The Queen Mother resents herself all the way for being so willful, like a woman resenting herself for bidding too high and scaring away a guest.
Rulan has been waiting in the queen mother's room, the longer she goes, the more worried she becomes, at first she can force herself to sit on the stool, only occasionally look at the door, but later, her heart beats faster and faster, the six gods have no master, she can only walk around the house, only in this way can she not think about some unpleasant things.
Some things about cow bolt pillars are not haode.
When a man works hard for the woman he likes, if the woman keeps worrying about him and even regrets letting him go, it at least proves that although the man is stupid, he still deserves to die.
Some men work hard for women, and women cheer and laugh behind them, and when such a man is reincarnated, he simply makes himself a blind man. As for that woman, the tenth life should be regarded as the lightest retribution for the chicken.
Seeing the queen mother coming back alone, Rulan's heart almost rose to her throat, and then looking at the queen mother's somewhat sad face, Rulan's heart fell to the bottom, and her eyes were already full of tears.
She was eager to know the news of Niu Zhuzhu, but at this moment, she didn't even have the courage to ask.
"Alas, it's over." The Queen Mother sighed.
Rulan sat on the stool with her ass and almost fainted.
It was he who harmed Niu Shuzhu, killed him, saved him, and harmed him again.
"Is there a remedy?" The Queen Mother thought about how she could get the words back, and regretted that she didn't mention any other conditions at that time, such as letting the Jade Emperor not go to the lower realm for three years or three times a night for three consecutive days.
"I shouldn't have let him go, I should have go." Rulan's resentful way.
"If only we could turn back time." The Queen Mother was still talking to herself, completely unaware that her ambiguous words were about to make Rulan regret that she was about to commit suicide.
"Godmother, it has happened, I just want to know how much of his body is left, is his brain dead." Rulan asked with a sob, reporting a glimmer of hope for Zuihou.
She wants to resurrect the cow bolt pillar again, even if she can't do it, she will find a way to let Taishang Laojun help, no matter what price she has to pay,
"I was thrown into the Netherworld, and I can't get it back." The Queen Mother touched her ears.
Rulan Zuihou's hopes were dashed, and tears rushed out of his eyes like a race.
"What are you crying about?" The Queen Mother finally noticed Rulan.
"I ...... I hurt him...... Whining...... I am a murderer, and I don't deserve to be a god. ”
Rulan's tears converged on her face into two sad rivers, wiped them with her sleeves, and her face was full of sadness.
"What are you talking about? Who have you harmed? The Queen Mother thought Rulan was crazy.
"Of course it's him, I asked him to find the Jade Emperor, and now that he's been thrown to the Nether, I'm going to find him, the ends of the earth, whether he was eaten by a dog or fell into the sea and fed the fish, I swear to find him."
When Rulan spoke, she had already recited the mantra, summoned her own auspicious clouds, and prepared to go to the lower realm.
"Who told you that the died, a scourge like him must be able to live longer than the turtle prime minister of the Dragon Palace, and besides, feed the dog with his rotten meat, the dog would rather eat!" The Queen Mother is obviously still angry about Niu Zhuzhu's smearing of herself.
Niu Zhuzhu Diary: Someone asked me today what changes in society from when I was a child to when I grew up, and I couldn't think of it for a while, but now I finally think of it. I used to eat meat and dogs ate; Now that the dog eats meat, Lao Tzu is hungry for a few days and can't poop.
"He? Not dead? Rulan asked tentatively.
"Not dead, not only is he not dead, but he also smells like the Jade Emperor, and the godfather shouts more than he shouts his father." The Queen Mother affirmed.
"It's wonderful." Rulan couldn't help but clapped her hands, took the opportunity to fold her hands and worship God, and silently recited Amitabha Buddha in her heart.
The tears on her face danced with joy, and the sad river sang. From Chu Chu pitiful to Chu Chu moving.
"Do you care if he's dead or alive? Or do you like that kid? The Queen Mother seemed to see something.
Rulan realized her gaffe and quickly put away the smile that was about to show her back molars.
"How is it possible, even if the mountains are edgeless, and all the men in the sky and the earth are dead, I won't like that stinky man."
"Heh, I didn't expect this classic dialogue to be used when En broke off, you really gave a new artistic life to the bloody lines." The Queen Mother smiled happily.
Beauty is like this, she will never admit that she likes the silk man, even if she has that stinky man in her heart and mind, and even if she wants to die for that man a moment ago, she will never admit it. And in order to cover up their true feelings, they usually swear, and they swear to death, and they will never leave themselves a way back.
Fortunately, Rulan didn't say that if she violated this oath, there would be any punishment, and fortunately, the immortal position that recorded the oath was temporarily vacant, and this oath was not recorded, and there would be no mana effect, otherwise in the future, Rulan would only be able to grind the ridges of the mountains and join the heavens and the earth if she wanted to be with the cow bolt pillar, and then cultivate herself into a demon and kill all the men in the Three Realms.
The queen mother has lived for tens of thousands of years, how could she not see that Rulan has feelings for Niu Zhuzhu, she just didn't expect Rulan to be as angry as her, so she was amused.
Well, the mountains are edgeless, the heavens and the earth are combined, and the men of the Three Realms are dead, if you can achieve a positive result with that cheap man, then what is it for me to ask the Jade Emperor to find a pair of earrings.
Typical fifty steps of laughter and 100 steps, premature ejaculation jokes of impotence.
Because of sympathy for the same disease (a hard mouth is also a disease, and regret medicine is generally needed), the queen mother does not plan to hide Rulan's own little care, she hopes that multiple people can help her come up with ideas, which can be regarded as a discussion between patients and patients.
"Rulan, I have something I want to discuss with you."
"Godmother, what's the matter?"
The Queen Mother hesitated for a moment, and found that she still couldn't say it clearly, otherwise she really wouldn't be able to open her mouth.
"Uh...... I have a friend whose man her off, and mind you, is very, very angry, so she decides to break up with him. Unexpectedly, after the breakup, the man cried bitterly, looking for death and life, and knelt in front of her every day, you also know that saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, so in order to save people, she decided to forgive the man, but she was unwilling, so she gave the man a condition similar to that of the mountains and the heavens and the earth to be able to be with the king. This condition is very difficult to achieve, in order to make the man have some hope, she later wanted to withdraw this condition, but her self-esteem did not allow her to take the initiative to withdraw the condition, what do you say my friend should do. Remember being a friend of mine. ”
"Godmother, your friend still likes that man." Rulan deliberately accentuated "friend".
"Of course not, she just looked at the tearful and emaciated man pitiful." The Queen Mother cut off.
Liar ghost, aren't you talking about yourself, what kind of friend are you talking about, obviously you still have the Jade Emperor in your heart, and you are really reckless. Besides, if the Jade Emperor is considered to be emaciated, is there still a fat man? Rulan Xindao.
"Ahem, godmother, I want to ask, does this friend of yours have any children with her man? I'm guessing. ”
"Drink, I guessed it, they do have a few children, it's just that those children are all annoying."
"Oh, that's easy, I said a way, you see if it works, you let your friend go to the children, let the children go to the man, say to help the man intercede, so that your friend doesn't have a stairs down."
"Yes, Rulan, you have done my friend a great favor!" The Queen Mother slapped her thigh, her eyes shining.
For the sake of the child's face! What a high-sounding reason, why didn't I think of it.
"Are you going to look for my seven sisters now?" Rulan smiled evilly.
"Hey, let you guess again, I haven't seen those seven dead girls for a few days, and my own daughter doesn't care about me as much as my goddaughter, but after all, it's the fat that fell off my body, I can't see it, and I still think weirdly." It's rare that the Queen Mother can still pretend.
"Then I'll go with you, I also want to take a shower with my sisters and chat or something."
Knowing that Niu Shuzhu was not dead, Rulan was in a good mood, she wanted to know what happened to make Niu Shuzhu turn the corner, so she had to inquire from the Queen Mother.
"Okay, those seven girls are not as good as you, of course, this is all the bad genes of the dead man of the Jade Emperor, I said something after a while, they may not understand, and when I leave, you can explain to them." The Queen Mother nodded Rulan with words.
Rulan of course understood what the queen mother meant, and secretly admired the queen mother's thoughtfulness, and what is even more rare is that as a mother, the queen mother can clearly recognize the intellectual defects of her daughters, which is rare.