On the back of the chair in the front row, I don't know who wrote a line of words with a highlighter, the handwriting was sloppy, not easy to read, and I read the first few words very slowly: "I wish all lovers in the world ......"

I naturally thought that the next few words would be "eventually married". For this indifferent society, there are people who leave messages to bless strangers, which makes me a little moved and comforted.

Unexpectedly, if you take a closer look, there are more than four words in the back, and when you read it together, it turns out to be "I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost biological brothers and sisters"!

Nima turned out to be not a blessing, but a curse! This is the heartfelt curse that a single dick who watched the movie alone and wrote to a couple full of pits and valleys! Because it was an invisible highlighter, the staff didn't notice it, so did it stay?

It was so evident in the darkness that all five of us should have seen it.

Father-in-law Cao came over from behind and said with a smile in my ear: "Master, in fact, my biological brother and sister are not bad!" It might be more enjoyable to play than anything else! ”

Realizing that there was also a man behind her right side, Xiaoqin hurriedly hugged my left arm in the dark to relieve her nervousness. may be because Gonggong Cao is in the back row, and Xiaoqin can't see the other party's face without looking back, so it's slightly better.

"Who told you to hold my arm? There are all acquaintances next to me! I lowered my voice and questioned Xiaoqin, although I knew that she was trying to fight her phobia, but if she blindly compromised, she would definitely kick her nose in the face.

Xiaoqin's face looked a little pitiful in the dark, but her voice was a little stubborn.

"Didn't classmate Ye Lin say that as long as you don't get discovered by acquaintances, you can be your secret girlfriend! Now it's so dark here, who will find me holding your arm? Just give me a hug~~~"

"Hmph, whatever you want, but remember for me, if anyone finds out, I'll fire you!"

I threatened viciously.

"Mm-hmm, I'll be extra careful!"

Qin happily agreed, hugging my left arm even tighter, almost pressing down on her chest.

In other words, summer girls' clothes are really thin, although the touch of elbows is not very keen, but what is the matter with this soft and tender, jelly-like elasticity! Is it your bean paste bun? It seems like you've probably grown up a little bit these days, so you can't wait to show it off to me?

Nima, don't hold my arm and rub it back and forth! Even if it's small, people will find out! Do you understand that a man and a woman in love should do this kind of thing in a dark movie theater? Thankfully, I called someone else! Otherwise, my chastity will not be guaranteed!

My left arm was rubbed uncomfortably by her, and my left hand subconsciously wanted to grab something to vent my anger, so I grabbed it casually, but I didn't expect to grab Xiaoqin's skirt.

Xiaoqin's body immediately froze, and the movement of rubbing my chest against me also stopped.

I couldn't see it very well in the dark, but the heat of her blush was clearly transmitted to my skin.

You're scared, aren't you? I've long found out that you're strong in this area, and although you're full of jokes and hooliganism, and if I show shyness and avoidance, you'll get even worse, but once I fight back just as shamelessly, does your girlish sentiment influenced by shoujo manga and desire for innocence scare you again?

But I didn't mean to be a hooligan, I didn't mean to grab your skirt!

Although Xiaoqin was very shy, she did not show any intention of resisting, she closed her eyes and did not dare to look at me, still holding the arm that had lifted half of her skirt as if she was holding her whole life.

What does that mean? Did you acquiesce? Even if I put my hand in your skirt, won't you resist? Huh? I also separated the two white legs a little! You're the rhythm of H man!

What kind of person are you and me! Would I be in a public place like a movie theater, in front of the class president and other classmates, casually put my hand between your legs and perform an obscene and shameless indecent assault on you?

No kidding! Do you think I will be tempted by your flesh to fall into that hell from which there will be no return? And Hawkeye Shusha is sitting on the right, and although I don't know how well she has night vision, there's definitely a high chance that she'll find out what I'm doing to you! I don't want the statement "Ye Lin is shameless" to spread throughout the school through the mouth of the class leader!

After a series of complicated psychological struggles, I put Xiaoqin's skirt down again.

Xiao Qin, who had her eyes closed, felt the cool breeze blowing from the fall of her skirt and slowly opened her eyes.

She looked at me half relieved, half disappointed, and whispered beside me: "Actually, if the other party is Ye Lin, it doesn't matter what I do. Isn't it the girlfriend's responsibility to let her boyfriend touch him......"

Who do you hear this responsibility from? It's Chen Yingran! It's definitely the school doctor female hooligan Chen Yingran! If the girlfriend's responsibility is to let the boyfriend touch, what about the boyfriend's responsibility? Is it okay to just go up and down? It's really a clear division of labor! Do you want to rely on friction to generate electricity, and one day replace the Three Gorges Hydropower Station with this all-natural and pollution-free clean energy?

While Xiaoqin and I were secretly doing the above things, the squad leader took out a tissue from his shoulder bag and wiped it on the back of the chair with fluorescent words written on it very seriously.

"I really can't stand it, how can you scribble in public? The people who came with him didn't stop him. The squad leader muttered to himself.

Squad leader, you're stupid! If someone had come with him, he wouldn't have written such a grudgeful word! It must be with blood and tears in my heart, listening to the voices of the couples around me, and the heartfelt words left by a lonely person on the back of the chair!

If it weren't a coincidence, the movie he watched was also this super bad "Tang Bohu vs. Chu Liuxiang", wouldn't he be tortured internally and externally, and vomit blood and die as soon as he left the cinema? If this is the case, these fluorescent words are the last words left by the predecessor of the FFF regiment! Squad leader, don't wipe it! At least let the juniors of the FFF group come and pay their respects! For them, the rarity of this line of words is no less valuable than the manuscript version of the "*** Declaration"!

At this time, the manufacturer-sponsored advertisements had begun to play on the big screen, and Shu Zhe was still playing with his mobile phone in the dark without raising his head.

"Hmph, the person who wrote this word must not have a sister or sister," although he didn't look up, Shu Zhe saw the precious historical materials clearly with a glance, and he commented with contempt: "Even if you are separated for ten or twenty years, people will not like their siblings, mice know to avoid close relatives, can people be stupider than mice?" I think those works that promote the love of brothers and sisters are simply YY, or the author is perverted! ”

Although it was not obvious, these words still faintly showed that he still had some dissatisfaction with his sister. I should think that my relationship behavior is being monitored, so I think my sister is in the way, right?

The squad leader heard the attitude in his younger brother's tone, but he didn't understand what caused his younger brother's attitude, and could only helplessly think that his younger brother had reached the rebellious period.

When the movie officially started, and the eight shameful cursive characters "Tang Bohu vs. Chu Liuxiang" were played on the big screen, the few audiences present quieted down a little.

The beginning of the film is not long, except for the director and starring, it is Aunt Ren's name behind the martial arts instructor that is the most conspicuous.

But I think it's a shame for Aunt Ren to sign on such a bad movie, and I can't bear to cover my eyes.

At this time, Gonggong Cao whispered behind me: "Master, have you noticed that the squad leader's younger brother looks quite similar to the squad leader?" ”

I subconsciously looked to the right, the squad leader and Shu Zhe were wearing the same clothes, in the dark, the difference between long hair and short hair was not obvious, the reflection on the big screen shone on the faces of the two, the same fair, lush, if Shu Zheken opened his listless eyes a little wider, the similarity would be even higher.

However, the similarity between their sister and brother is not a good memory for me, I clearly remember that I almost took the photo of Shu Zhe's black silk short skirt taken by pretending to be my sister to, and the time I caught Shu Zhe taking a selfie also made me almost angry.

I pretended not to be interested in Grandpa Cao's question, "Even if it's a little similar, so what?" ”

Father-in-law Cao laughed wickedly, "Shame, shame!" I have been cultivating under my master for many years, and it was not until a few days ago that I found that the squad leader's younger brother was like a jade in a stone, and it was useful to think about it a little bit! ”

I vaguely felt bad, "What's the use?" ”

Gonggong Cao is still vigorously criticizing himself: "I found out so late, I am really ashamed of my ancestors and the son of man!" ”

Your sister! You didn't discover Shu Zhe's pseudo-Niang potential, so you were ashamed of yourself, to the point of being ashamed of your ancestors and being the son of man? You've done so many dirty things, and I've never seen you ashamed? I thought the loss was shameless! Is there a great loss of dignity as a great loss? Do you feel ashamed because you didn't do enough to lose?

Having said that, I don't know who your ancestors are, but your father, Director Cao, who aspires to shoot domestic **, is also a first-class loss, you feel ashamed of being a son, from a certain point of view, you are not wrong.

"What's in your backpack?" I became alert.

"Shhhh......h

What movie props to make? Shoot ** props? You're mad! Bring those things to the cinema! And you didn't buy those items from my house, did you!?

"Don't worry, don't worry, disciple, how can I harm my master? The props for shooting ** may also be wigs......"

Wig? What are you bringing wigs for? What else do you have in your bag besides a wig? Did you turn to her brother's idea because you couldn't achieve your evil desires in the class leader?

Grandpa Cao, you really blame yourself! You are completely worthy of the Son of Man! You have become a great loss that Director Cao can't even hope for!

I think Shu Zhe may be unlucky today.

But seeing that he is ignoring his sister now, and just blindly bowing his head and playing with his mobile phone, he doesn't feel very eager to help him.

In addition, the low combat effectiveness of Gonggong Cao is obvious to all, and Shu Zhe's unrestrained strength has also set a new record of weakness.

If Gonggong Cao wants to force Shu Zhe, I'm afraid he won't be able to do it, right? Or will he, as a great loss, use illegal drugs or hire someone to help?

But how much does it have to do with me? I'm still eating the big bucket of bud rice that I bought before entering the venue, and take a closer look at the martial arts design actions in this bad movie.