Although I was mentally prepared after reading the movie reviews on the Internet, I really saw it with my own eyes and knew that the movie "Tang Bohu vs. Chu Liuxiang" has no lower limit at all.

Tang Bohu and Chu Liuxiang are both romantic talents, right? They're surrounded by hordes of beautiful women, right? I thought their death in this time-traveling drama was due to someone cuckolding someone, but I was wrong! I couldn't be more wrong! Wrong childishness!

There is no heroine in this movie at all! This is a base film at all! In the film, there is actually a scene of Tang Bohu and Chu Liuxiang accidentally touching their mouths! PHS, you rotten girl, it's a pity that you didn't come to watch this film!

Shu Zhe showed a strong disgust with this scene: "Sister, what kind of bad movie did you take me to watch!" Men kissing men, isn't it disgusting! ”

The squad leader also felt a little inappropriate, but he had watched half of this film, whether it was out of politeness or out of respect for Aunt Ren, who served as the martial commander, there was no reason to leave the scene halfway.

Shu Zhe closed his phone and put it in his trouser pocket, and got up from his seat, "I'll go to the bathroom - this movie is too!" ”

"Master, the disciple is also suddenly urgent, please allow me to retire for a while!"

Father-in-law Cao said hello to me, and walked out of the movie hall behind Shu Zhe with an obscene face, and he was close to Shu Zhe on the way. The most suspicious thing is that he went to the toilet and carried that super cumbersome big backpack.

I'll it! What do you want? What are you going to do to Shu Zhe in the men's bathroom? The backpack can't be so heavy if it's just a wig, and it's possible that there is a full set of SM props in it, are you going to handcuff Shu Zhe in the compartment and explode his chrysanthemums!

But I'm really reluctant to work hard for Shu Zhe, a stinky boy, and speaking of popping chrysanthemums, hasn't he been blown up once by the school doctor? What's the harm in doing it again?

But Xiaoqin suddenly said in my ear: "I, I also want to go to the bathroom, can you go with me~?"

"Go by yourself! Or let the squad leader accompany you! Aren't you all going together at school? ”

"School is school, outside is outside!"

"What's the difference! Besides, I don't want to go to the toilet, so you can just go by yourself! ”

"How so! One of the responsibilities of a boyfriend is to wait for her outside the women's bathroom! This is an important etiquette between couples! I've been looking forward to this day for a long time! Come with me~~~~~"

Is there so much etiquette to talk about when going to the toilet? And I'm waiting for you outside the women's restroom or something, the first time you came to your period, didn't I already do it! I was also watched by a lot of girls (including the class leader), and my face was embarrassed!

Seeing that I didn't agree, Xiaoqin actually threatened me and said, "If you don't accompany me, classmate Ye Lin...... I'm not going either! I'll wait until Ye Lin wants to go before we go together! ”

After speaking, he clenched his two small hands into fists, put his legs tightly together, his back straight, and his expression stoic, making a posture of fighting for a long time.

Fight your sister for a long time! Are you going to hold on? You drank a whole bottle of orange juice just now! As mentioned in the physiological hygiene class, women's ureters are shorter than men's, so when it comes to the ability to hold urine, women have congenital deficiencies - aren't you afraid of urinating and incontinence if you hold it for too long? You still think you're the heroine of a shoujo manga! What heroine has ever done such a humiliating thing as urinating incontinence in public!

Looking at Xiaoqin's gritted teeth, I couldn't help but be terrified, if you can't hold back, everyone should see a drama that is N times better than the movie on the screen! Maybe there will be unscrupulous people who will investigate your identity, and you will go home at night and send a meager message: "Because the movie is so bad, the daughter of the martial arts instructor was so angry that she collapsed on the spot!" ”

In order not to be a witness to this sensational news, I got up helplessly and walked to the toilet with Xiaoqin.

Before leaving, I asked the squad leader, "Aren't you going to the bathroom?" ”

In fact, this movie is quite pee-inducing, especially the part of the competition in the river, the sound of running water reminds me of my childhood wearing open crotch pants, and even I have a little urge to urinate.

The squad leader said that she didn't want to go yet, and that leaving someone was just right to help everyone look at the pile.

In fact, there is nothing to be afraid of losing, nothing more than a large bucket of bud rice flowers that I bought when I entered the market, and a few bottles of drinks that I haven't finished.

Unlike me, Xiaoqin seemed to value these foods very much, and before leaving, she instructed the class leader: "Don't let others snatch the buds!" If there are too many people coming to grab it, don't leave it to them even if you eat all the popcorn in one bite! ”

The squad leader smiled wryly and waved his hand, which means that please rest assured, no one will come to grab popcorn.

Seeing the squad leader's confident look, Xiaoqin's eyes rolled, and she said, "You are not allowed to eat it in one bite, and then lie and be snatched away by others!" ”

You've got enough! How big is the squad leader's mouth in your eyes! Do you think the squad leader is a "planet eater" who fought with the Avengers? And it's a foodie like yourself who can do it alone!

The squad leader was a little embarrassed and promised: "I won't finish eating, if I finish eating, I'll buy you a new one, okay?" ”

"Okay!" After receiving the assurance, Xiaoqin triumphantly followed me out of the hall.

I suspect that Xiaoqin's previous rush to go to the toilet was completely fake, otherwise she wouldn't have had the leisure to make so many jokes with the class leader.

What a cunning! If I hadn't been a little craving for peeing right now, I wouldn't have continued to work with you!

On the other hand, the squad leader, the 5 people who came to see the movie, 4 of them all went to the bathroom, only the squad leader stayed in the seat alone to watch the pile, and occasionally went to the paper tube to get a bud, but he didn't put it in his mouth for a long time, just looked at the movie screen thoughtfully.

It would be nice if the loudspeaker and PHS also came over, these two decrepit people, if you came, wouldn't the squad leader be so lonely?

I suddenly feel that although the class leader is an admirable existence in the class, she doesn't necessarily have many friends, even if the relationship is very close, it's more like the class leader taking care of others (such as Gong Caicai), which is not in line with the relationship between friends who are equal to each other in my heart.

Although you are dependent, you have nothing to rely on? Is the only way to just make yourself stronger?

It's so tiring to live this way of life! No wonder Shu Zhe doesn't take his sister as an example at all.

But what can be done? The parents above are not around, there is an unconscious younger brother below, even the head teacher of the second (3rd) class of junior high school has to rely on Shu Sha to suppress the students below, and restless elements like me and Grandpa Cao make trouble for her all day long.

A little guilty, if only I could help.

Because the movie was boring and urinating, there were many female viewers who chose this time to come out to the toilet, Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue and lined up behind them, and I walked directly to the men's toilet not far away.

"Get out of here! I won't do anything I give me! You pervert! ”

Shu Zhe walked out of the men's toilet angrily, and Gonggong Cao, who was following behind, had a look full of pleading expressions.

"Don't be angry! It doesn't take much time! Only you can do it, no one else can do it! ”

"Don't pester me! Otherwise, I'll call Brother Ye Lin to beat you! How could my sister have such a perverted classmate as you! ”

"Don't say that! Everyone has their own good, you have helped me a lot, I will not treat you badly! ”

What are you talking about? Could it be that because of your lack of physical strength, you gave up the overlord's hard bow Jihua, and instead wanted to give Shu Zhe money? Do you want to pay Shu Zhe to put on a wig and pretend to be his sister to satisfy the evil thoughts that you can't achieve anyway? Isn't this the "**" invented by Little Japan? Do you want a boy to follow you for this big loss!

Shu Zhe walked in a hurry with his head down, and his shoulder accidentally hit me, but he knocked his body crooked.

He recognized me, showed a slightly embarrassed expression, and did not ask me to beat Grandpa Cao, but climbed up to the second floor without looking back, and the second floor of this theater also seems to have a toilet - is he so angry that he doesn't want to go to the toilet with Grandpa Cao?

I stopped Gonggong Cao, who still wanted to chase him, and pushed him back into the toilet.

Unlike the overcrowded women's toilet, except for a staff member who looks like a decorator, there was no one in the men's toilet.

"What the hell are you going to do?" I bared my teeth and asked, "Don't say that you want Shu Zhe to pretend to be his sister and then explode his chrysanthemum!" ”

Carrying a big backpack and tired like a dog, Father-in-law Cao laughed and said, "How is it possible? Although I thought so, but the body structure of boys and girls is different, and if he is asked to pretend to be the class leader in order to enjoy the pleasure in his heart, I prefer to use my mouth to ...... to pop chrysanthemums."

With mouth by mouth, mouth by mouth!? Father-in-law Cao, you are so lost! Don't remind me of that! Because Shu Zhe's face is very similar to the squad leader, as long as he doesn't take off his clothes, can he be completely regarded as the squad leader?

Such a dirty behavior, with the squad leader's unsmiling, self-respecting and self-loving character, even if it is a few years later, even if it is for her boyfriend, it is difficult to imagine what she will do, right?

――So you use Shu Zhe as a substitute? Because you may do something that the class leader won't do at all, so it doesn't matter if it's a boy!

Seeing that I looked very angry, Gonggong Cao hurriedly said, saying that although he had thought about that kind of thing, what he discussed with Shu Zhe today was completely different, in order to prove his words, he opened the zipper of his backpack and let me see that the wig in it was not the same black and straight as the squad leader, but similar to the bleached light brown short hair.

"What do you mean?" I asked, "Do you want to use Shu Zhe as a model to see what it looks like the squad leader cuts his hair short and then dyes it?" ”