[478] Gold and silver
Not to mention, as soon as Su Qiao left, I returned to the old situation of needing to forage for food by myself every day, and I was a little unaccustomed to it.
I always felt that Su Qiao was scared away by me and Ai Shuqiao.
Originally, Su Qiao only knew that Ai Shuqiao was ruthless, but she still thought that I was a soft-hearted (?) However, when I sent someone to kidnap Fu Shijian and cut off his ear, my impression of me changed completely.
Of course, I was grateful for helping her terminate the contract with Tianmu Xingguang, but at the same time, I thought that I was acting as a double agent between me and Ai Shuqiao, and I didn't know how we would be abused by our black-hearted mother and son after the matter was revealed, so I thought about it and went for the best policy.
I always feel that Ai Shuqiao will not let go of Su Qiao easily, Ai Shuqiao doesn't like to be fooled, she has a strong desire to control, and she will be very unhappy to see her former chess pieces out of her grasp.
As for Fu Shijian, who has experienced the kidnapping of nine deaths and his life and has become "one ear", he has languished since he was released, and he has been suspicious all day long, and he was soon transferred back to the United States by Ai Shuqiao to work in the archives department of a company with little oil and water.
Because the new job does not meet many young women and the salary is small, Fu Shijian complained, complained to others after a drunken time, accusing Ai Shuqiao of unloading the mill and killing the donkey, and did not look at how much risk he took for the company and how many things he did that did not meet the "regulations".
The day after he was drunk, his body floated on a sewage river in Los Angeles. After investigation, the police concluded that he had taken a drug overdose and that there was no suspicion of homicide.
I always feel that the Los Angeles police's sentence "there is no suspicion of murder" is as false as "China's housing prices are very low".
However, when I learned that Fu Shijian was killed by Ai Shuqiao, it was already summer vacation, and on the day Su Qiao returned home, of course Fu Shijian was still alive, and I was still worried about all kinds of things that needed to be solved.
First of all, it is urgent to lead the second (3rd) class of junior high school to defeat the second class led by Shen Shaoyi next Wednesday, and take most of the points of my own side, so that I can go to the class leader's house for free while not having to drink women's Yanjie.
The other is whether Dad and Aunt Ren's children can be born.
From my point of view, if Aunt Ren can pull her father out of the shadow of her previous relationship, then I absolutely support the two of them getting married, but unfortunately Aunt Ren insisted on beating the child and rejected her father's marriage proposal, I don't know if there will be another turnaround with the development of things.
"Xiao Yezi, even if you don't want to play the evil young man of Jinling, you don't have to always have a bitter face, right?"
At two o'clock in the afternoon, I was asked out by Director Cao for dinner + talking, and I heard such a question.
At this time, the two of us were walking on the first floor of the Henderson Commercial Building, and Director Cao saw a counter to buy gold and silver jewelry, his eyes lit up, and he said to me:
"Xiao Yezi, watch Uncle Cao tease that salesman and make you happy!"
After speaking, he straightened his beer belly, shook it with a "I'm a big boss" style, and said in a wealthy tone to the saleswoman who was wearing professional clothes and had long hair coiled high:
"Are you selling gold?"
Maybe it's because it's not open today, and the saleswoman excitedly says, "Sell!" Sell! Which do you prefer? ”
Director Cao pretended to glance at the counter, and said:
"I like both gold and silver, don't you sell gold, don't you sell silver?"
As he spoke, he made a gesture to leave.
The saleswoman was anxious and hurriedly said, "Sir! We are silver sellers! ”
Director Cao held back a smile and asked again: "Selling silver?" Where to sell silver? ”
The saleswoman still didn't react, she pointed to the counter on the right, "That's where ...... are sold"
Suddenly I found that the cleaning aunt passing by was covering her mouth and snickering, and the saleswoman woke up like a dream, and then wanted to go to Director Cao, but Director Cao had already pulled me and ran onto the elevator with a sigh of relief.
"Interesting, right?" On the elevator, Director Cao held his stomach daxiao, "It's really unexpectedly interesting to let the saleswoman tell the customer with a smile on her face that she sells silver!" ”
I can't laugh or cry at Director Cao's bad taste, but I have to admit that the salesperson is bent on increasing sales, and she hasn't found out that she has fallen into a trap for a long time, which is quite entertaining.
Director Cao is worthy of being an admirer of Wang Jing, Wang Jing's works have been attacked by opponents for "jokes can't be separated from, pee and fart", and Director Cao is even more vulgar, fortunately, I played "Bloody Battle of Jinling" with him, and I will use the pseudonym Wu Sheng throughout the whole process - otherwise if Director Cao becomes the number one director in China in the future, I can't afford to lose that person.
Director Cao told me that the micro-film of "Bloody Battle of Jinling" is now stuck in the second episode, and he hopes that I can participate in the scene of the cold storage battle as soon as possible.
Although it is a rare benefit to go to the cold storage on a hot day, I excused myself and said that I would at least wait until next weekend, after the school basketball tournament is over. Director Cao knew from his son that I made a bet with people that the loser would drink Yanjie, and he understood me very well, so he set the date for me to officially join the crew of "Blood Battle in Jinling" next Saturday.
"Come on, don't lose," Director Cao patted me on the shoulder and said to me, "Although it smells good, it really doesn't taste good." ”
I was shocked: "Director Cao, where have you drunk women's Yanjie?" ”
Director Cao touched the stubble on his chin and fell into deep memories of the past, "When I was in college, after my research, many 'goddesses' carried strange fragrances were actually the taste of women's Yanjie, so on a dark and windy night in a month, I bought a bottle of women's Yanjie, and wanted to taste what the goddesses smeared every day tasted like...... As a result, don't mention it! ”
Even a pervert like Director Cao hates the taste of women's Yanjie so much, and I can't help but get nervous again.
After separating from Director Cao, I was about to go out from the main entrance of the Henderson Shopping Building, but I saw Amy wearing a hot denim dress, escorted by Peng Thos, leading Obama in.
The huge "No pets" sign next to the gate of the commercial building suddenly became particularly dazzling.
A very heavy eyeliner and bejeweled Mrs. Kuo, seeing Amy leading the dog into the door, but the mall security did not stop her, she couldn't help but be indignant, she grabbed the floor manager who was walking by, and asked:
"Are you all blind? When I brought my house to make trouble, you didn't let me in, this little girl led such a big husky, you weishenme no one cares? ”
The floor manager, who was as thin as a bamboo pole, said with a bitter face: "Miss Emiel is a special VIP in our commercial building, so the general manager instructed that some places can relax some ......"
When Mrs. Kuo heard this, she was even more angry, and she crossed her waist and said:
"I don't buy anything in your shopping mall, and I don't have this privilege?"
As she spoke, she stopped her fat body in front of Amy, and said, "I don't care! Since I wasn't allowed to make trouble into the mall, other dogs weren't allowed to come in! ”
The floor manager looked at Mrs. Kuo and then at Amy, neither of them dared to offend, and looked at a loss.
In normal times, Amy would definitely order Penthos directly to kick the fat woman in the way, but today, she is probably in a good mood because she was on vacation, so Amy pushed the sunglasses above the bridge of her immature nose, and pretended to say to Mrs. Kuo:
"Who's talking? My dog is a guide dog and I can't walk without it. ”
"Huh?" Mrs. Kuo saw that Amy was indeed wearing a pair of sunglasses, and then looked at Peng Thos behind her, Peng Thos cooperated very well to make a sad expression of "Our young lady was born blind", and now Mrs. Kuo was ashamed of herself, and hurriedly said:
"Yes, I'm sorry, it's me who is not good, don't blame you......" and walked out of the door of the commercial building in a gloomy manner.
Before leaving, he looked back at Obama quite strangely, probably thinking that as a guide dog, Obama was too two-year-old, right?
As soon as Mrs. Kuo left, Amy raised her hand to greet me, "Isn't this a manservant?" Come and play with me for Penthos! ”
Obama, the guide dog, also poked at me affectionately.
Amy, who took off her sunglasses, had bright eyes, not to mention how smart her eyes were, and Mrs. Kuo had to die of anger when she saw this scene.
"Miss," said Penthos to Amy with a serious face, "please don't eat too much unhealthy food, or you'll get mouth sores again." ”
"I know, I know!" Amy impatiently urged Penthos to hurry away, "You and Obama go outside!" It's enough to have a valet with me! ”
After sending Penthos and Obama away, Amy eagerly asked me to go to the dining area and treat her to a Coke, and when she was done, she talked to me.
"It's funny to say, Pooh called me the other day and asked the valet if you are gay!"
"And what do you say?" Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue also went to Amy for verification.
Amy made a look of contempt for me, "Of course I said you weren't!" Isn't it enough for me to have a by my side! ”
I let out a long breath and took a sip of the JDB herbal tea in front of me.
"Servant, do you know? After Pooh confirmed that you were not gay, he poured bitter water on me, saying that you had eaten a lot of tofu from beginning to end...... Haha, I didn't expect you to be quite cunning, manservant! In order to take advantage of Pooh, he even came up with this method......"
"It's all a misunderstanding!" I argued, "I've explained to Pooh so many times, and she just doesn't believe it!" And taking advantage of something is basically her big grin, not paying attention to proportion, and I didn't mean to! ”
"Alright, alright...... Amy waved her hand downward, as if she had suddenly become one of my wise elders, "although you are my exclusive valet, I don't hate it if you develop an intimate relationship with Pooh!" ”
I was stunned, "Is that weishenme again?" ”
Amy smirked and said, "Because you said you would love me for the rest of your life, you belong to me, and Pooh swore allegiance to me, and she belongs to me too." If you like each other, it will only increase the cohesion of the group, and there will be nothing wrong with it! ”
"Maybe I'll be able to get Pooh to give birth to me in the future......" Amy muttered quietly.
"What? What did you say? ”
"I didn't say anything, it's the manservant, you're hallucinating, right? A useless stupid manservant, even his ears are so useless. ”
After a routine taunt at me, Amy said to me, "You're about to have a summer vacation, aren't you?" After the summer vacation, I'll send you and Pooh on a trip abroad! ”