I almost choked on the drink in my hand, "Traveling abroad? weishenme wants me to go with Pooh? ”

I can't help but think of the anachronistic word "travel marriage" in my mind, and I always feel that no matter who you are, if you want to travel and marry Xiong Yaoyue, Hawaii is the most suitable travel destination.

Amy's words changed, "It's a trip, but it's actually just sending you to study!" The butler school in Brussels is about to open, so take advantage of the summer vacation to take a crash course, and after you have learned, you can do things under Miss Ben! You can't be like this forever, can you? ”

Butler school? Isn't it just a summer cram school in disguise! Who will agree to go to summer make-up classes when they are full!

"The entry fee is 7,000 euros per person, you and Pooh don't live up to my expectations!"

7000 euros!? Isn't that equivalent to 50,000 yuan? If Xiong Yaoyue and I both go, it will cost 100,000 yuan, and we can't find such an expensive cram school in China!

"Expensive? Is that expensive? Amy shook her head, "7,000 euros is only the price of one session, and it will take twelve sessions to complete all the housekeeping courses!" ”

Twelve Installments!? Then the total cost is 1.2 million RMB! If you have this money, who will be a housekeeper! You can hire someone to be your housekeeper, okay?

"Hmm...... The training takes place in a luxury hotel in Brussels called the 'Plaza Hotel', and as long as you both have completed your daily schoolwork, you can enjoy sightseeing in Brussels, which is the seat of the Council of the European Union, the most beautiful city in Europe, and the ancient battlefield of Waterloo to see......"

Huh? A little exciting, huh? I heard that the famous bronze statue of Shijie "Manneken Pis" is in Brussels! As the capital of Belgium, there is also a comic museum in Brussels, and at the entrance of the museum stands "Tintin" and his puppy, and the "Adventures of Tintin" information book in Dad's bookcase has been introduced!

No, no, Xiong Yaoyue heard that she could travel abroad for free, so she must have gone away, I can't fall for Amy.

The title of butler sounds more majestic than that of a manservant, but it is not something that ordinary people can do! From the moment you decide to become a butler, the common sense of ordinary people must be discarded - as you can see from various anime works, the butler has to run faster than a bullet, a random knife and fork can pierce through the armor of a tank, and if you can't drive a giant robot, you must be able to dismantle them empty-handed!

, no wonder everyone says "whoever gets the housekeeper wins the world", this is simply a weapon of mass destruction! It is estimated that the butler school in Brussels is a hell training camp! Because it's hard to imagine that you can become so strong just by learning to serve tea and water every day!

Although I am not afraid of any challenges as a Spartan, the student holidays are sacrosanct! Even if I like to make myself stronger, I wouldn't go to Brussels for a hell camp during the summer!

Hearing that I was determined not to go, Amy pouted.

"In that case, I'll ask Vinnie if I'd like to go, hmph, you just stand still and be a dead valet for 10,000 years!"

As a result, Xiong Yaoyue was reluctant to go to any housekeeper school for further study, her reason was: I have a bad brain and can't remember things, let me be a housekeeper, it will definitely make a mess of the schedule, and I will still be Miss Amy's bodyguard in the future......

Don't look down on bodyguards! Bodyguards also need to remember whether things are good or not! Like if you forget Gong Caicai in the iron cabinet, the bodyguard can roll up and leave if he makes this mistake once!

On Saturday night, I stared at the words "Priorities" that my dad had placed under the glass of the coffee table, and decided to focus on playing basketball until next Wednesday.

On Sunday, I got up early and planned to go to No. 28 Middle School to practice basketball, and I had heard that the other members of the second (3rd) class of junior high school would basically go, but they didn't call me - Niu Shili's foot injury had healed, and he was leading the training this time, and he explicitly forbade other team members to tell me about it.

However, I still heard the gossip from the loudspeaker, and what happened in the second (3rd) class of junior high school is indeed difficult to escape the intelligence network of the loudspeaker.

Early in the morning, I came to the school gate, and was thinking about how to pretend not to know, but I just happened to come to exercise by myself, but I saw Xiaoqin and a girl in a pleated skirt behind a telephone pole.

Take a closer look, isn't the girl in the pleated skirt He Ling! You're obviously a junior high school student, but you dress yourself up like a junior high school girl, what kind of trouble are you going to make!

"Sister Qin, I'll dress like this according to what you said......" He Ling felt very ashamed of the bow he tied on his head, and subconsciously blocked it with his hand.

"That's good," Xiaoqin held a Hong Kong version of a comic book with a very flowery cover, and glanced at He Ling a few times, "This cute style has the highest success rate!" The perfect encounter between you and Niu Shili, I have already choreographed, you just need to follow my script! ”

Sure enough, he hasn't forgotten that he wants to force He Ling to be Niu Shili's girlfriend? When you meet for the first time or something, do you still need a script? I hid behind a car to see how Qin's script was written.

Xiaoqin asked He Ling to carry a small red backpack, then took out another piece of bread and poked it in front of her.

"Open your mouth and bite it with your teeth! But you can't actually eat it, you know! ”

He Ling, who did this, spoke slurred because he had a piece of bread in his mouth.

"Pick up ...... Come down? ”

Xiaoqin patted He Ling's back shoulder, and He Ling stumbled, "Next, what is staged is the classic scene in the girl's comics, you have bread in your mouth, shouting 'late, late', and then 'Peng' and Niu Shili collided together, and since then your Lang man life has begun!" ”

Late to your sister! It's Sunday, okay! And He Ling is not a student of our school at all! Besides, since you have bread in your mouth, how can you shout "late, late"!

He Ling really looked embarrassed, "Sister Qin, do you really have to do this?" I feel so embarrassed......"

Xiaoqin replied with a smile: "You don't have to do this, as long as you win against me, you can do whatever you want, play wherever you want." ”

He Ling's face was full of black lines: "Then I'd better lose face......

At this moment, Niu Shili wore sports goggles and carried a basketball backpack with a clover, and walked towards the school gate with his head held high like a future soldier.

"He's Niu Shili?" He Ling was a little surprised, "How can he be a guy who is stronger than Ye Lin!" I thought he was a nerd! ”

"Huh? You fell in love with him at first sight? ”

He Ling put his face on the board, "No, he's not my type of person, he looks too serious." ”

"It doesn't matter," said Qin, "you don't have to like him, as long as you can make him like you." ”

"For, weishenme!" He Ling asked aggrievedly, "Sister Qin, are you because of Weishenme, you have to let me be his girlfriend!" ”

Xiaoqin still has a harmless smile on her face, "It's for Daoqian!" I once mistook Niu Shili for Ye Lin's classmate and beat him up, if I don't introduce my girlfriend to Niu Shili, Ye Lin doesn't plan to forgive me! ”

I didn't say that! Don't shift the blame to me! I'm just letting you go directly to Niu Shili daoqian!

"Even then, you don't have to rush it, do you? At least until the summer vacation......"

He Ling wanted to use the tactic of delaying the army.

"It's too late for the summer vacation!" Xiaoqin frowned and said, "Your first task is to make Niu Shili have no mind to practice basketball, otherwise, Ye Lin will be forced to drink Women's Yanjie, how pitiful it is!" ”

Is it really to shake the military heart of the basketball team? If Niu Shili is asked to talk about his girlfriend at this juncture, according to the common saying of storytelling, this is called accepting a wife before the battle, and it should be beheaded according to the law! Although this can greatly reduce my chances of drinking women's hot cleansing, it will also make the second (3rd) class of junior high school lose very badly!

In this way, my dream of going to the squad leader's house for dinner was shattered! Burst like a soap bubble!

I knew that Xiaoqin was not so enthusiastic about being a matchmaker! Xiaoqin just wants to stop me from going to the squad leader's house to eat!

Whether it's for the victory of the class or for the dinner at the class leader's house, I should stop Xiaoqin's evil jihua! What's more, He Ling doesn't want to be Niu Shili's girlfriend at all!

After Niu Shili greeted the little security guard in the communication room, the telescopic automatic door opened, and Xiaoqin slapped He Ling's schoolbag heavily and said:

"It's now! Hurry up! After knocking down Niu Shili, you must immediately fall backwards! The most important thing is not to forget to show him your panties! Otherwise, your first encounter will not be perfect! ”

He Ling showed an extremely embarrassed expression, and pulled out a little of the bread in his mouth, "Niu Shili's size, even if it is a sudden attack, it will be very difficult for me to knock him down, and after knocking him down, I will have to fall backwards, which is already against the laws of physics......"

"Bastard! As soon as you talk about the laws of physics, I remember that I can't write a single question in Friday's physics homework! Remember to me that as long as there is love, the laws of physics and anything don't matter at all! Defeat the laws of physics! And don't forget to focus on exposing your panties! ”

He Ling still cringed, "The problem is, I don't have love for him at all!" Just falling in such a strange position is already exhausting me and vomiting blood, and exposing my panties or something...... Unless I lift my skirt with my own hands, it's impossible to show my panties at all! ”

"Is that so?" Xiaoqin buried her face in the comic book seriously, "The girls in the comics can obviously do ......"

Looking at He Ling's expression, she must have wanted to complain very much: "Sister Qin, you have read too many comics!" But he was afraid of Xiaoqin's yin power and didn't dare to say more.

"I said little strawberries ......"

Xiaoqin called the nickname she gave He Ling, although He Ling didn't like this nickname, she dared not speak out.

"Even if you kick Niu Shili down with taekwondo, or sit on his face, make sure he sees your panties! Just get your panties in his head by Wednesday and you've done it! ”

Urged by Xiaoqin again, He Ling had no choice, so he stiffened his head and rushed towards Niu Shili with his eyes closed.

She bit the bread in her mouth and muffled with difficulty and grievance, "Late, late!" "I was so ashamed that I wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

At the last moment, I ran out from behind the car where I was hiding, stopped between Niu Shili and He Ling, and shouted, "Stop! Don't murder my teammates! ”

As a result, He Ling was so excited that he couldn't brake the brake, and the whole person hit me.