Xiang Tianliang's original nickname was Toad, which was given to him by seven female classmates when he was in high school.

The toad back then, it was just lip service, talk on paper, only talk but not do.

And now the toad, that is the real thing, not only ate swan meat, but also ate a pile of swan meat.

A toad is a toad, and a toad is also a treasure.

The toad is also called the toad, is an amphibian, amphibious, there are many pimples on the body surface, there are poisonous glands inside, the taste is pungent, the sex is cold, poisonous, in our country is divided into two kinds of Chinese toad and black-eyed toad, living in the pond, there are black spots on the back, the body is small, good at jumping up and eating a hundred insects, making a snorting sound, acting fast, the toad crisp extracted from them, and the toad clothes, are very scarce medicinal materials in our country.

As for the idiom "the toad wants to eat swan meat", of course Xiang Tianliang knows what it means, isn't it a metaphor for people who have no self-knowledge and are bent on seeking things that are impossible to get, and it is great to be able to get things that are impossible to get.

There is also a sentence after the break, the toad wants to eat swan meat, whimsical, Xiang Tianliang also knows, whimsical what's not haode, whimsical people who can't be whimsical, are called fools and stupid.

The women passed a resolution unanimously conferring three nicknames on Xiang Tianliang, two of them, one for Toad and one for Sharpshooter.

The third nickname is called tumbler, which is the invention of Zhang Xiaoya.

What does the tumbler mean, the women all understand, because they have all been taught, and they have a deep understanding that the soldiers who can't be defeated, the flags that can't be defeated, and the tumbler is well deserved.

Amid the laughter of the women, Zhang Xiaoya's proposal was unanimously approved.

Toad, sharpshooter, tumbler.

Xiang Tianliang reluctantly accepted it, of course, he was very happy in his heart.

The toad not only eats a lot of swan meat, but also has its own nest, a veritable toad nest.

Dai Wenhua and Lin Xia accompanied Xiang Tianliang, and while walking, they introduced him to the layout of the entire building.

"Xiao Xiang, this building is built inside and out, but it is all built according to your design." Dai Wenhua said.

Xiang Tianliang stood in the corridor on the second floor, "Crazy woman, you have worked hard. ”

Dai Wenhua said with a smile: "You can live here, my hard work is worth it, and now the person in charge here is Lin Xia's sister, and we all unanimously recommend her as the big housekeeper here." ”

"The one who repairs the gun, it's up to you later." Grinning at the dawn.

Lin Xia smiled embarrassedly, "Xiao Xiang, can I do it?" ”

"Huh...... Say you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you will live here in the future, huh? ”

Xiang Tianliang smiled, one in one hand, hugged Lin Xia on the left and Dai Wenhua on the right.

Pointing to the gate of the courtyard, Dai Wenhua introduced: "Xiaoxiang, according to your design, our courtyard wall is thirty meters away from the street, the wall is thirty or fifty centimeters thick, the wall is three meters high, and the courtyard gate is four points and two meters wide. The construction has not yet been completed, and when it is fully completed, in addition to the parking lot in the middle, the left part is a small park, the right part is a sports field, and at 16 meters from the courtyard gate, there will be a screen wall six meters long and two meters high. ”

"Well, that's good." Xiang Tian nodded and smiled, "I will install a monitoring system at the street entrance and the courtyard gate, with the monitoring system, once a stranger approaches this compound, we will find out immediately." ”

Dai Wenhua pointed downstairs and said: "The rooms on the first floor are actually empty, we don't live downstairs, the middle one is a bright staircase, the stairs have two turns, a total of four doors, the leftmost one of the building, is the one next to the north and south teahouses, and there is a hidden staircase, through it, you can also lead from the first floor to the second floor." ”

"Crazy woman, tell me about the situation on the second floor."

Dai Wenhua continued: "The layout of the second floor is like this, the place where we stand faces the courtyard, it is the bright corridor, and the back is close to the cliff, is a dark corridor, from the hidden staircase up, along the dark corridor you can reach the living room and each room, the twelve rooms on the second floor are arranged like this, the first room is the staircase, you can reach the third floor through the secret staircase, the sixth, seventh and eighth rooms are the living room, which is where we just sit, with the living room as the middle, there are four rooms on each side, each four meters wide and ten meters long, Divided into three small rooms in the front, middle and back, one part is the kitchen, one part is the dining room, and the other part is the small living room, each with a staircase, which can lead to the bedroom and bathroom on the third floor. ”

Xiang Tianliang asked, "Has the secret passage leading to your teahouse on the third floor been built?" ”

"Don't worry, it's also built, from the secret staircase to the third floor, it is a secret room, from the secret room, it is the secret passage of the north and south teahouses, along the stairs in the secret passage, you can climb to my office on the fifth floor and your private room on the seventh floor, you know the layout of the teahouse, basically there is no change, I will not introduce it again."

nodded, and asked Xiang Tianliang again: "Crazy woman, who are the eight duplex apartments in this building arranged?" ”

"The first room is for Lin Xia's sister and her baby daughter Lin Ya, the second room is for Wang Siling and Cui Shuyao to live, the third room is for Xia Liu, the fourth room and the fifth room on the other side have no specific arrangements, no matter who comes, you can live, the sixth room is Liu Qingqing's sister, the seventh room is Li Yajuan's sister, and the eighth room is arranged for Sister Zhang Zhang Xiaoya, it has been said that after her company is established, she will move over."

Xiang Tianliang smiled and asked, "Crazy woman, don't you live here?" ”

Dai Wenhua said with a smile: "I think, you don't have enough room here, anyway, is there a secret passage, I and Chen Nan, Chen Bei, and Qiao Qiao Jingjing, still live in my house, and in the future, it is inconvenient for them to enter and exit from here, so they will go to my house, and there will be a response." ”

"Oh, that's not right."

"What's wrong?" Dai Wenhua asked.

"Where's my room, where do I live?"

"Giggle...... You ask Sister Lin Xia. ”

Lin Xia smiled: "Xiao Xiang, you have two homes. ”

"Two homes? Why do you have to arrange two homes? ”

Lin Xia said: "Sister Dai is the landlord here, you are a tenant like us, and you, the tenant, are the only male here, of course you can't live with us, so your room is on the first floor, near the second and third rooms with a secret staircase, which is your new home, the two rooms are connected together, the bedroom, living room, kitchen and dining room." ”

"Yo, just put me downstairs alone." Xiang Tianliang smiled bitterly.

Lin Xia said again: "Xiao Xiang, you are the deputy county magistrate and the leader of the county, and someone will definitely come to you, including your family or friends, so in order to prevent them from going up to the second floor, your room must be arranged on the first floor." ”

Xiang Tianliang said: "That's right, in order to hide people's eyes, otherwise, when you are helping me repair the gun, it won't look good if someone else breaks in." ”

Lin Xiaqiao's face turned crimson, and she pushed it towards the dawn with her elbow, "Actually, you still have a room, which is arranged on the third floor, that is, the upper three rooms of the living room on the second floor, and there are all kinds of them, and they are ......."

"And what?"

"And there's ......"

Xiang Tianliang sighed, leaned into Lin Xia's ear and whispered a wicked smile: "Hehe...... You don't have to say that I also know that there must be a big bed there, enough to sleep seven or eight people, and a large dining room, which can accommodate more than 20 people at the same time, and by the way, there is a large bathtub, like a small swimming pool, which can accommodate five or six people, and repair guns, right? ”

"Not yet...... Isn't that a bad idea? Lin Xia said with a red face.

took Dai Wenhua and Lin Xia to the third floor, and Xiang Tianliang entered his room, sure enough, everything here was arranged according to his design, especially the so-called big bed, which was his careful design.

In fact, it is not a bed, but it should be said to be a floor bunk, but four Simmons mattresses put together, and a layer of spring mattresses is laid below, but its breadth makes Xiang Tianliang himself unsupportable, two meters eight wide, eight meters long, a veritable big bed.

Dai Wenhua laughed in a low voice: "Hey, how is it?" This is the most Haode Simmons in the sea, and it took Jojo and I a day to sew the four pieces of Simmons together. ”

Xiang Tianliang nodded, suddenly flew up, kicked off his shoes in the air, and after flipping his heels, his body was already lying on the big bed.

"Not bad, hehe...... However, don't let outsiders see it, or something will go wrong. ”

Dai Wenhua smiled and said: "Don't worry, you have set up six secret door locks, each of us sisters only knows two secret locks, if you want to enter your room, one person and two people can't enter, you have to be three people together to enter your room, do you say that others can still come in?" ”

"Crazy woman, how many do you think this bed can sleep in?" Xiang Tianliang asked badly.

"Giggle...... I've calculated, like the figure of Deputy County Magistrate Yang, this bed can sleep eight to ten people, and if it is like Xiaobu, it can squeeze at least thirteen or fourteen. ”

"Hehe......" Xiang Tianliang looked at Lin Xia again and asked, "Gun repairer, tell me, how many people can sleep in this big bed?" ”

"I, I don't know." Lin Xia blushed again.

"I command you to speak quickly."

"Bad...... Don't you know it yourself? ”

"Say it quickly, if you don't say it, I'll beat you in the ass." Xiang Tianliang frightened.

Lin Xia said shyly: "Hmm...... If you sleep on your side, at least, you can sleep at least twenty people, the bed is two meters eight wide, and the other side can also be fully utilized, and it can sleep eight to ten people, and there is also the carpet around the big bed, which can also be used, so you can sleep all the sisters at the same time......

Xiang Tianliang smiled from ear to ear.

"Fuck...... It's too big, what would I do if you all came up together? ”