Chapter 0727 Each Has Its Own Name
Thinking of the nickname about women, Xiang Tianliang couldn't help but be happy, he would have known this job a long time ago, and when he was in high school, he gave the name of "Seven Fairies".
Pointing to Zhang Lihong, Qiao Rui, Yang Xiaodan, Chen Nan and Chen Bei, Xiang Tianliang smiled and said: "These five stinky girls, in the three years of high school, have bullied me hard, but I am not idle, I gave each of them a nickname, Zhang Lihong, nicknamed the fox spirit, because when the Seven Fairies bullied me, 90% of the ideas were made by her, Qiao Rui, nicknamed Fat Dahai, and I have been at the same table for two and a half years, she has bullied me for two and a half years, because she was fatter than now, and we share a desk, She occupies at least 60% of the total, Yang Xiaodan, nicknamed Xiaobudian, called her Xiaobu not only because she is small, but also because when she bullied me, she was always like a guerrilla, she rushed out to give you a shot unawares, hit and run, and couldn't prevent it, Chen Nan and Chen Bei, nicknamed Pipa Jing and Spider Spirit, were very naughty when they were studying, and when the Seven Fairies bullied me, they took the lead, one was like a pipa and shouting, and the other was like a spider stalking. ”
Dai Wenhuajiao smiled and said: "Xiao Xiang, since you have a deep hatred with them, then you can take revenge on them, Chen Nan and Chen Bei are my daughters, and you can bully them as much as you want in the future." ”
Zhang Han also smiled: "I learn from Sister Dai, Xiao Xiang, Qiao Rui is my daughter, since she bullied you before, then you will also bully her in the future, I promise that I have no opinion." ”
The five fairies led by Zhang Lihong were all so ashamed that their faces were flushed, which made Xiang Tianliang itch, among the five fairies, only Zhang Lihong had "eaten", and the other four should also be put on the agenda.
"Hey, vixen, you make a statement, in the future, your name will continue to use the nickname of Yuanlai, do you have any opinions?"
Zhang Li blushed and said: "I, of course I have no opinion, and there is still a little bit, she also said that she has no opinion." ”
"Huh...... That's it, the names of the five of you, that's it. Xiang Tianliang said.
Zhu Qin said to Xiang Tianliang: "Xiao Xiang, it's time to talk about Deputy Secretary Chen's name." ”
Xiang Tianliang smiled and nodded, "Of course, of course." ”
Chen Meilan hurriedly said, "Xiao Xiang, it's okay to say the name, don't explain it." ”
Xiang Tianliang is very bad, and when it comes to the name, it will definitely talk about the origin of the name, which is a little "unpleasant".
Liu Qingqing smiled and said, "There must be a source, I think it should be explained." ”
"yes, tell me about it." Zhu Qin echoed.
Xiang Tianliang smiled, "Let's talk about our Wang Siling first, her name is three and a half inches, because her feet are very small, the ancients described the woman with small feet as a three-inch golden lotus, but her feet are not as small as the ancients' feet, but they are smaller than your feet, so I added half an inch to her, called three and a half inches, Cui Shuyao, she is called the cradle, she, there is a Yao character in her name, Yao next to the word Wang, and her code name is the cradle, the shake next to the hand, weishenme calls her the cradle?" Because when she is pressed under me, she always likes to shake, up and down, from side to side, constantly shaking, and struggling to shake, I feel like I am in a cradle, so it is most appropriate to call her a cradle. ”
In this way, Wang Siling was nothing, but Cui Shuyao was so ashamed that she quickly turned her head in the laughter of everyone.
"Our Sister Yang Biqiao, she is called a hat, you see, Sister Yang has a pair of big killers on her chest, which is extremely huge, like two people wearing hats, so I call Sister Yang a hat, just like Sister Yang herself said, a hat is a hat, and a hat is also a necessity of life."
"Bah, you big villain, you can make it." Yang Biqiao said.
"Our sister Chen Meilan, her name is grapefruit, which is the Wendan produced here, because the pair of treasures on her chest is too much like a pair of grapefruits, although it is not very great, but it is pleasing to look at and gives people a sweet feeling."
Chen Meilan blushed and said, "Xiao Xiang, point to point, point to point." ”
"Let's talk about Zhang Xiaoya, a new member of our Hundred Flowers Group, she is the senior sister of Sister Liu Qingqing, I named her a sleeve, hehe...... The condom, the reason why it is called a condom, is because there is something on Sister Zhang's body, narrow on the outside and wide on the inside, and the mouth is like an elastic band, very much like a condom, tight, very comfortable, so I named Sister Zhang a condom, which is too vivid. ”
Zhang Xiaoya scolded in a coquettish voice: "Stinky Xiaoxiang, can you say these words?" ”
Liu Qingqing said with a smile: "Senior sister, there are no secrets in the Hundred Flowers Group, you have to adapt." ”
Zhang Xiaoya said: "Okay, what are your names, let Xiaoxiang say it, so that everyone can listen to it." ”
"Huh...... Sister Liu Liu Qingqing, nicknamed cotton, because she has no bones on her body, pressing on it is like pressing on cotton, how comfortable you want, it's just beautiful, Sister Li Yajuan, nicknamed Tieshu, you know, Sister Li has not blossomed and has not borne fruit for 20 years, it is with my hard work, she finally blossomed and bore fruit, and her belly grew bigger day by day, this is Ye Nan, director of the Youth Cadre Division of the Organization Department of the Municipal Party Committee, nicknamed Hill, weishenme called Hill, that is because her top turned out to be an airport, It is with my own efforts that the sea has risen, I am indispensable, this is Bai Man, director of the Finance Department of the Municipal Construction Bureau, nicknamed White Tiger, hehe, what does White Tiger mean, you all know it, she has nothing on it, no shelter, good vision, plus her surname is Bai, the name of White Tiger is really appropriate. ”
In the laughter, Ye Nan and Bai Man scolded in unison, if it weren't for the big belly that had been holding up for a few months, they would have "hit" Xiang Tianliang a long time ago.
Xiang Tianliang smiled, "Let me declare, I am responsible for Sister Liu and Sister Li's stomach, Sister Ye and Sister Bai's stomach have nothing to do with me, they are all done by their husbands, and they have nothing to do with me." ”
These words were a bit hurtful, Ye Nan and Bai Man got up and walked over, scolding "no conscience" coquettishly, while attacking with four fists, and immediately suppressed Xiang Tianliang.
The women smiled and watched, but Zhu Qin and Huang Ying also gave up the place and let Ye Nan and Bai Man sit next to Xiang Tianliang.
After laughing, Liu Qingqing said, "Tianliang, please continue." ”
"Hehe, I'll keep going...... This is Jiang Yuying, president of the Qinghe Development Bank, nicknamed Dashan, Weishenme called Dashan? That's because she is the tallest and biggest there, I'll be honest, among all of you, in terms of that place, Sister Jiang is definitely the first, worthy of pride, this is the county people's hospital doctor Zhang Han, nicknamed Kuaidao, because she is the first knife in Binhai County, with superb medical skills, and there is no ambiguity in that aspect, she starts very fast, crazy, this is Jia Huilan, a doctor from the county people's hospital, nicknamed the bottomless pit, because our sister Jia is there, it seems to be a little unfathomable, and she is always dissatisfied, this is Dai Wenhua, the owner of the North and South Teahouse, Nicknamed Crazy Woman, because she is the most crazy, anytime, anywhere, crazy is not finished, this is Qiao Qiao, the manager of the North and South Teahouse, nicknamed Horn, because of her small mouth, it is too famous, it is simply a rare treasure, if you have time, you have to learn from her, this is Lin Xia, the director of the teaching and research department of the county No. 1 Middle School, nicknamed the gun repairer, when she was in Qinghe City No. 1 Middle School, Sister Lin kicked and broke mine' gun', so she promised to help me repair the gun, and it is a lifetime of repair, of course, I will be happy to accept, this is Xia Liu, general manager of the Binhai Branch of Cathay Pacific Group Company, nicknamed Dr., because she is a real doctor, and is the only doctor in our Baihua Group, so she has to be called a doctor, there are a lot of tricks in that regard, good at learning, learning from others, worthy of the name, this is Huang Ying, general manager of Cathay Pacific Group Company, nicknamed singer, weishenme called her a singer? Because she likes to sing, and sings very well, especially when she is working in bed, she sings very biedong listen, every time it is her personal concert, as a listener, I can only be intoxicated, this one, is Zhu Qin, chairman of Cathay Pacific Group Company, nicknamed Bottle, hehe...... Sister Zhu's place is simply artificially made, and the outside is like a bottleneck, very tight, but once you go in, it is another world, there is no cave, and it is infinitely interesting. ”
The women burst into laughter when they heard it, and of course, in the laughter, Xiang Tianliang also received countless pink punches.
Xiang Dawn enjoyed it, curled up in a ball, and lay on the sofa to let the "wind and rain blow".
The sofa in a circle was also messed up, and unconsciously, with Xiang Tianliang as the center, the women dragged the sofa to form a small circle, except for the four big bellies who retreated to the side, and the women surrounded Xiang Tianliang.
Liu Qingqing, who was sitting outside, said with a smile: "You ask him, what is his nickname?" ”
"yes, ask him what his name is." Li Yajuan also smiled.
Xiang Tianliang broke free from the encirclement, sat up and said, "My name is Sharpshooter, Sharpshooter." ”
"It's not good." Huang Yingjiao said with a smile.
"Yes, Xiao Xiang will tell you the reason first, weishenme is called a sharpshooter." Dai Wenhua said with a smile.
Xiang Tianliang said: "This is because my marksmanship is fast and accurate, and even Qinghe's two sharpshooters, Yu Zhonghao and Xiao Jiannan, are willing to bow down to me." ”
Jiang Yuying said: "This has nothing to do with the Hundred Flowers Group. ”
Zhang Han smiled: "That's it, another one, another one." ”
Xiang Tianliang explained with a wicked smile: "My sharpshooter has another meaning, you stinky girls, I am a shot accurately, after you hit my first shot, you obediently disarm and raise your hand, my sharpshooter is worthy of his name." ”
Dai Wenhua twisted Xiang Tianliang's body, "Giggles, it's very realistic." ”
Zhang Lihong said with a smile: "I suggest that Xiao Xiang still call the original nickname, which is more in line with the current actual situation." ”
Zhu Qin asked, "Xiao Zhang, what was Xiao Xiang's original name?" ”
Zhang Lihong looked at Xiang Tianliang, "Xiao Xiang, I'm going to say it." ”
Thinking of his original nickname, Xiang Tianliang smiled embarrassedly.
"Well, let's talk about it, isn't it that and that."