[752] The reappearance of the gods
"Is it really that comfortable?"
I was skeptical that I could massage my hands to the point where I could make Celery moan - I had only massaged my father's shoulder at most.
"A good master for pigs......"
Xiao Qin, who covered her mouth with her hands, replied in a dull voice as she lay on the bed.
Stop covering your mouth! You can't stop the moaning when you cover your mouth, what's the point of covering your mouth! also said "really comfortable" as "a good master of pigs", isn't the good master of pigs Tang Seng! I'll massage you with menstrual cramps, what's the matter with Guan Tang Seng! Is it because of "Tang monks learn scriptures"!
My massage action stopped for a while, "Xiaoqin, don't talk with a whining voice, take your hand away from your mouth, and talk to me casually!" ”
Xiaoqin hesitated and moved her hand away a little, "But, classmate Ye Lin doesn't think that my moaning sound is very obscene......
"You're not obscene when you cover your mouth? You covered your mouth and moaned, and those who don't know think I plugged your mouth! ”
"If Ye Lin is willing, it doesn't matter if you shut my mouth......"
“……”
"I'm sorry! Ye Lin, are you angry? I also think I'm a little bit of a relapse......"
Seeing that I was silent for a few seconds, Xiaoqin hurriedly said to me, and I waved my hand to indicate that it was okay.
"It's just your nature to joke and force you to be so serious all the time, and you'll get sick after a long time. Didn't you say once that your new attribute string was 'Manga Cat Girl', when you drew comics, you were a talented girl Teacher Cress, and when you were a cat, you were a 'Cat Celery' who liked to play pranks? As long as it doesn't hurt other people, it doesn't matter if you make some jokes and do some harmless pranks. ”
"Ah, classmate Ye Lin actually remembers......" Xiaoqin clenched her little fist in the shape of a cat's claw like a cat scratching her ears, and scratched the cat's ears that didn't exist on the top of her head, "Actually, my current complete attribute string is: Childhood Sweetheart Comic Cat Girl - When I train my cooking skills to the level close to the class leader, I can attribute +1 again and become a 'Childhood Friend Comic Kitchen Lady Cat Girl'......"
You think you're skewering! If you go on like this, do you want to challenge Pooh's 29-character title, "If you pay for it yourself, you will never lose, but if others treat you, you will sometimes release the undefeated Sister Bear"!
"By the way, classmate Ye Lin, have you ever had a cat?"
"No," I replied honestly, "but my grandmother used to have a lot of cats, and I guess I took care of them." ”
"Hmm...... Ye Lin thinks that keeping me as a pet cat in your house will cause you trouble? ”
"Of course it bothered! Very troubled! Who would keep a childhood sweetheart as a pet! ”
(*^__^*) hee-hee...... I'm just kidding, don't be angry, Ye Lin! ”
With Aunt Ren's recovery and my increasingly gentle attitude towards her, Xiaoqin gradually regained her original energy, and although she was in menstrual cramps, she seemed to be in a good mood.
At this time, I straddled the back of Xiaoqin, pressed my hands lightly on her waist, and tried not to touch her with other parts of my body, the posture was a little tiring, but Xiaoqin was very comfortable and suggested that I can ride directly on her legs.
"It doesn't matter, Ye Lin sat on the back of my thigh, otherwise it would be very tiring, because I have ridden Ye Lin, so I know ......"
When I was a child, you rode me under you and beat me! I'm so sorry! It's because I, the beater, don't practice enough!
At that time, I thought about it a lot, and I would never have thought that I was riding on Xiaobawang, but I was not giving him a full punch, but a day to relieve menstrual pains and massage her.
Thinking about it this way, I felt that it was not too much for me to sit on the back of Qin's thighs, so I sank my hips slightly and tentatively touched the thighs exposed under Qin's skirt.
Celery obediently let me sit on top of her, as if she were a pony who had been waiting for a long time to be saddled.
Because the mattress is very soft, my weight is shared a lot by the inverted mattress, and it will not crush Xiaoqin, I saw that this relative posture is very stable, and it is also suitable for continuing to massage Xiaoqin, so I feel confident and bold to sit firmly on Xiaoqin's thighs.
"If you think I'm heavy, just say it, you know?"
"It's okay, if you can't even bear Ye Lin's weight, how can you expect to become Ye Lin's girlfriend again one day in the future......"
Hey, in your Shijie view, do all girlfriends have to go through the boyfriend's stress resistance test before they go to work! Inflatable dolls need to be tested against pressure! Inflatable dolls that fail the test can be recycled, so what should the girlfriend do if she doesn't pass the test! Cruelly abandoned!
Bastard! Even if your girlfriend's weight-bearing capacity is not good, you are not allowed to abandon them so ruthlessly! Do you want a girlfriend or a jack! If you really can't do it, just let your girlfriend be on it!
I think it's time to continue with the waist massage on Celery, otherwise my current behavior will simply be testing Celery's ability to resist stress.
As a result, as soon as I massaged it twice, Xiaoqin let out an ambiguous moan again.
"Hmm...... Ahhhh......h Woo......"
I had to stop my hand again and look at Xiaoqin's face with a frown.
"Yes, I'm sorry, because it's so comfortable, I can't help but ......," Xiaoqin took the initiative to say, "Do you want me to cover my mouth again?" ”
"No need, it won't be effective for you to cover your mouth, it's better to have a casual chat with me, and it can also divert your attention."
I think that if Xiaoqin didn't make a simple moan, but mixed it with a normal conversation, it wouldn't be so embarrassing, right?
"Okay, I'll just chat with Ye Lin casually...... Uh-huh......"
I try to ignore the end of Xiaoqin's sentence, although it is hard to ignore the special male voice.
"Because I'm a childhood sweetheart comic cat girl.,So in order not to lose any cute attributes in the attribute string easily...... Woo...... I used the pen name of 'Mr. Shui Cress' to complete a girl's manga in the past few days and sent it to the editor of the 'Youqi' original comic network......"
"Huh? Is it the one that describes the love life of the cave people on the top of the mountain, "Love in Zhoukoudian"? Didn't you upload it once in Youyouqi, but you were criticized by the editor for 'not being able to tell what was drawn' and didn't pass the review? ”
"Well, that's because the former editors didn't have a vision!" As soon as she mentioned this, Xiaoqin puffed out her cheeks angrily, "This time, I redrew "Love in Zhoukoudian" very sincerely and sent it to the chief editor by email...... Uh-huh......"
Hmph,It's not good to use email.,The author number registered on the demonic website last time.,Isn't it because my comics didn't pass the review.,And go to other comics to post negative reviews.,Led to being banned?
"Did the chief editor reply?"
"Returned...... It's pretty fast," Qin replied a little disappointed, "but he advised me to make the transition and stop drawing shoujo manga......"
"Huh? Actually advised you to transform, but did not advise you to change careers? What did he say? ”
"Hmm...... Yes...... The original words of the chief editor were: Mr. Shui Qin, your painting style is very 'indescribable', and the story is full of weirdness - such as the part where the Beijing apes propose with sticks - instead of drawing girl comics, you should draw horror comics, and the Cthulhu series is very suitable for you......"
That's scolding you! It's even meaner than the previous editor! The Cthulhu series is a well-known horror genre, full of octopuses, leeches and other indescribable disgusting monsters, the chief editor is laughing at you, saying that the potatoes and eggplants you drew are as indescribable as the Cthulhu monsters after adding eyes and mouths!
"The chief editor saw my talent and suggested that I ...... after the transition"
Who can see your talent! It's obviously a girl's love comic, but it makes people see the talent for drawing horror comics...... How terrifying the girl you draw!
"I think it's not necessarily a bad idea to start with the Cthulhu series to save the country...... Ahhhh......h
"So I looked up the information of the Cthulhu series on the Internet, and prepared to draw the most photographed octopus-headed monster Cthulhu and the catfish-headed monster Xudra into a love comic......"
Why is it still a love comic! Say haode horror manga too! You use the series of monsters of horror novels to develop a love affair with the aiqing festival, and people with multiple tastes will read this kind of comic! Why don't you go and draw the zombies in "Resident Evil" and fall in love!
And I'm idle and bored, I once read an article on the Internet called "Tentacle slime is the most annoying!" The Cthulhu popularization article, which says: Hydra, the mother god of deep divers, is a subordinate of Cthulhu, and she is extremely ugly, not to mention, the most important thing is that Hydra has a husband! Her husband is Dagon, the father of the deep diver!
Hydra, you're in love with your boss Cthulhu, does your husband Dagon know!
I complained about this to Xiaoqin, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to answer me as a matter of course: "It's because Hydra has a husband that the plot has tension!" This is the ...... of 'office romance + love triangle + extramarital affair' with many selling points"
I'm vomiting blood! The three monsters living at the bottom of the sea are vomiting blood from you! The seven seas are dyed red! You hurt people's reputations like this, be careful that when you fall asleep, they will come ashore to take revenge on you!
"Wow...... Yesterday morning, I re-registered an account and uploaded the draft of "Cthulhu is also in love" to the demonic website......"
What a broken name! Hurry up to Cthulhu Daoqian! And Xiang Hydra and Dagon Daoqian, who ruined the relationship between husband and wife by you!
Xiaoqin frowned suspiciously when she said this, "Although I met a discerning editor this time and let me pass the review, but yesterday before going to bed, I went to read the readers' comments with hope, but found that they didn't seem to be evaluating from the perspective of love comics......"
"Nonsense! The characters you use in horror novels must of course be evaluated as horror comics! ”
"It's not a horror comic," Qin said with an expression that couldn't figure it out anyway, "I found out that the editor had changed my comic classification without permission, and classified "Cthulhu is in Love" into a funny comic......"