The comic title of "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love", coupled with your unpredictable art style, and the cobbled office (?) A love story, the editor must classify it as a funny comic! Obviously the author is very serious (?) Drawing comics, but everywhere there is an extreme sense of disobedience and extreme ridiculousness!

That night, I went to watch Xiaoqin's work online, and then I thought that the editor had a unique vision, and "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love" would be a loss to all mankind if it was not classified as a comedy comic.

The work itself is difficult to describe in words, in short, I don't see any progress in Xiaoqin's painting skills, and it is still a rough draft, the lines are so chaotic that it can't be done, and it can only be combined with the text, barely making people understand the story.

It is said that "the eyes of the masses are bright", so let's use the user complaints of demonic websites to explain Xiaoqin's works.

I really didn't expect that this comic has only been uploaded for less than two days, and there are quite a lot of people who complain, more than many comic audiences with a rigorous painting style, probably because Chinese like to make fun, once the work is bad to a certain level, or strange to a certain extent, they will rush to see it.

"What is Cthulhu? I don't think I've heard it somewhere, but I don't know how to do it. ”

"Isn't it just to use the same background as "Naiako"? The Cthulhu series is an open-ended horror story system that has been around for some years. ”

"But "Naiako" has turned the Cthulhu series monster into a mother! How dare this comic draw the original form of the Cthulhu monster? ”

"Poof~ I unexpectedly have a cute feeling, especially Mr. Ke, the octopus head is so round, a bit like a potato."

Because Cthulhu has a lot of subordinates, he has a nickname called "President Ke", which probably means "commander-in-chief" and "commander-in-chief", but in this office romance cartoon drawn by Xiaoqin, it can also be interpreted as "general manager".

"Isn't this really SpongeBob SquarePants? The author was able to draw the Cthulhu series to the feeling of "SpongeBob SquarePants"!? ”

"Mr. Ke actually molested his married secretary, what's the festival?"

"The fangs of the mother goddess Xudra are so terrifying! It's a horror comic! ”

Although it is actually a romance manga, even if it is classified as a horror manga, Qin will find it easier to accept than a comedy manga.

The following complaint, I found that the tone was very similar to Xiaoqin herself, and I looked at the ID, and sure enough, it was "Teacher Shui Qin A". (The previous registration number "Mr. Shui Qin" was banned for posting random comments) "My comics are not funny at all! I'm depicting a touching love story between horror monsters! You're all going to read the comics for me! ”

Netizens reacted quickly and immediately complained below:

"Discover the author of the wild, come and watch."

"Horror monsters fall in love, the theme itself is so funny, and the painting style is too NB."

"That's right, that's right, many times I can't understand what the author is drawing, and after studying for a long time to understand it, I want to laugh inexplicably......"

"May I ask the author, how did you come up with such a funny comic?"

"I'm a love comic! My comics aren't funny at all! You're all bad guys! ”

"The author is angry, looking at the personal introduction, it seems that he is only 14 years old, gender female, is it a little sister who is still in junior high school?"

"The author uploads a photo of himself.,If it's a cute girl.,Let's come to see your comics every day!"

"You a**, is it good to read other people's comics seriously......"

"I can't read this comic seriously, and the more I read it, the more I want to laugh."

"It seems that the author really didn't plan to draw a funny comic, but I don't know Weishenme, there are funny ...... inside and out"

"Hey, do you think the style is like "100,000 Bad Jokes", or "Uncle Ju Painted at the Age of 5"?"

"It's not like it, it's a school of its own, compared to others, the painting skills are too bad, but the bad painting skills are one of the laughing points."

"Nonsense! My drawing skills are excellent! You're all jealous of me! "Uncle Ju Drew at the Age of 5" is a bad comic! Being able to get so many recommendations and clicks at the age of 5 must be in collusion with the editor! ”

When Xiaoqin uploaded "Love in Zhoukoudian" for the first time, she didn't pass the review, and when she saw "Uncle Ju's 5-year-old drawing" being placed on a conspicuous recommendation position, she went in to read it jealously, and then posted 500+ complaints, the content was all "Super bad comics!" It's far worse than Mr. Shui Qin's "Love in Zhoukoudian"! ”

both maliciously attacked and advertised, so Xiaoqin's first ID "Teacher Shui Qin" was banned without any suspense. Now she has changed her name to "Teacher Shui Cress A", I don't know if she is going to be banned again, so she changed her name to "Teacher Shui Cress B", and has been using up 26 English letters, and then starting with the numbers "001 and 002".

"Little sister, isn't Uncle Ju 5 years old, is he an uncle at the age of 5?"

"Don't be too sure upstairs, if you have a seniority, I have a nephew who is 10 years older than me."

"Then isn't your nephew embarrassed to see you?"

"I used to be embarrassed, but now I'm familiar, and the year before last, I jokingly told me to press the New Year's money."

"In other words, China's generation system is not very reasonable, and my family has been the eldest for several generations, so I am now very young and dare not go back to my hometown."

"This is the case with one of my classmates, isn't it that coincidental? Is Zhang Fan you? ”

"Huh? There are classmates who meet by chance, so I'll confess too! Wang Xiaoyu, I love you! Give me a chance to take care of you for the rest of your life! ”

"I'm in the wrong place upstairs, and the confession should be in front of others, what's going on here."

"I'm Wang Xiaoyu, come to me when you are admitted to a prestigious university."

"Girl, go slowly! Don't worry about the one who doesn't dare to confess, I'm Peking University...... Bluebird graduated, otherwise let's play friends, right? ”

"What kind of Peking University is Peking University, and that Wang Xiaoyu is a pretending one at a glance."

"Hey! What are you talking about on my comic page! How rude! Discuss the manga itself! ”

"Haha, the author is mad, but off-topic is a tradition of demonic spirits, and not every comic has someone to talk about."

Because Xiaoqin's "Cthulhu is also going to fall in love" is full of topics, there are too many slots, and some people tease the author and chat in the comic page, which led to rushing to the 15th place on the spit list on the second day of uploading, and there is a trend that will continue to rise.

It is very ironic that another author whose work did not pass the review commented badly in Xiaoqin's comics:

"If the painting is so bad and the ranking is so high, it must be in collusion with the editor! Or hire a navy as a brush! ”

Now other netizens quit.

"People are only 14 years old, be tolerant, it's because everyone thinks it's fun that so many people complain."

"Even if there is collusion, the editor should find a more decent one, right? This style of painting is obviously a layman, and there is no value of collusion at all. ”

"That's not necessarily, don't you think Sister Feng is famous? In these years, you don't necessarily have to draw well, as long as the painting has characteristics. ”

"Nonsense! I've got the best drawing! You are Sister Feng! Your whole family is Sister Feng! ”

"Haha, the author came out to sell cuteness again, touch your head and don't cry."

Looking at these comments, as well as Xiaoqin's answers to the commenters, I suddenly realized that although most of the commenters should be men, which is likely to cause Xiaoqin's androphobia in reality, on the Internet, Xiaoqin can talk and chat with them without mind. I always feel that letting Xiaoqin draw comics and upload them on the Internet will be helpful in the treatment of androphobia.

But that's what I've thought after reading the comics, and at this moment, I'm also giving Xiaoqin a waist massage, and Xiaoqin's ambiguous moaning has become more and more frequent, so that she can't talk to me normally at all.

"Hmm...... It's so comfortable...... This is it...... Ahhhh......h Ye Lin is so powerful......"

You think you're dubbing **! The sound is amazing! If you do this again, I won't give you a massage!

"Hey, be serious! I'm a medical activity! If you scream again, I'll stop! ”

Xiaoqin, both psychologically and physically, is on the rise, and when she heard me say this, she blurted out eagerly: "Don't stop!" I still want to! People still want it~~~"

At this moment, Amy opened the door with a black face and barged in.

Dragging the double ponytail behind his head, he pedaled a few steps from the door to the living room, and then ran from the living room to the bedroom, glaring at Xiao Qin, who was riding under me.

"Violent girl, what are you doing! No one is staring at you for a while, what good things are you two doing! ”

Amy had just received a body massage in the neighboring house, and she was wearing a tight-fitting rhythm suit similar to that of her shoulders and thighs when she did aerobics, which looked very much like a swimsuit.

Amy, who was draped with a towel around her neck, still had a thin layer of fine sweat on her body, I don't know if it was the masseur's clever technique, so that Amy could achieve a similar effect by lying on her stomach.

I was not afraid of shadow obliqueness, so I tried not to pay attention to the delicate figure under my sister's rhythm suit, and replied: "It's just that Xiaoqin's menstrual cramps are very uncomfortable, I'll give her a massage to relieve the pain, which is also my boyfriend's responsibility!" ”

Amy looked us up and down again suspiciously, and saw that we were all dressed, which eased her anger a little.

"Humph! Do you forget your responsibilities as an older brother because you patronize your responsibilities as a boyfriend! ”

Amy angrily threw the towel in her hand and threw herself on the bed like a torpedo, lying next to Celery.

"I'm going to get a massage too! I'm not feeling well either! Dead man, come over and give me a massage! ”

I frowned and said, "Amy, didn't you just have a professional massage?" And your stomach doesn't hurt......"

"I don't care, I don't care, I don't care!" Amy pounded and kicked at the mattress, as if she was cheating, "Anyway, you quickly get off the violent girl and give me a massage!" You are willing to massage your girlfriend, but you are not willing to massage your sister, don't you love your sister as much as your girlfriend! ”

Amy said this, and I, the sister, couldn't completely ignore her, so I got out of bed hesitantly, stood under the bed, and watched Xiaoqin and Amy lying side by side on the bed, faintly competing.

======= divider======= Yesterday scrap iron replied in the comment area of the mobile phone station, saying that there should be a third change, but the code didn't come out, and I was lured by the basement girl to roll the sheets, and I apologized first.

Today is the seventh day of the new year, tomorrow is the eighth day of the new year, the Spring Festival holiday is about to end for most people, and for people like scrap iron who want to go back to their hometown to visit relatives during the New Year, they are more tired than going to work. Therefore, the state of scrap iron after the year is being adjusted, and the current tentative update rules are as follows:

9 to 5 basic two watches, if there is an update at 12 noon, there will be a third watch at 5 pm (sometimes as a VIP update, sometimes as a holiday update, sometimes not for anything to add a change).

The reason why it's not like last year zuihou for a month and a half,Say three more times a day to death,It's that scrap iron feels a little more pressure to write.,If the state is haode,Three more times a day can also ensure that the quality does not decline.,But if you add the fourth more of the VIP plus more,It will seem rushed.,There are also readers who care about scrap iron in the book review area.,It is recommended that scrap iron not be too desperate and ignore the family.,After all, the basement girl still needs love very much (just like last night).

To sum up, although the three daily shifts at the end of last year were mainly to repay the single shifts caused by scrap iron due to family affairs in earlier days, and the total number was almost repaid, but the scrap iron itself also read books and knew that it was difficult to meet everyone's needs with two watches a day. Therefore, in the first lunar month of the Year of the Horse, most of the days of "I Cai" will still be the daily three watches at 9, 12, and 17 o'clock, but the third update is not a basic update, but a routine update. Some book friends on the mobile phone station said that they were not ready to let me escape from the hell of the plus, and once the VIP plus more storage slot was close to emptying, it would be filled again, and the scrap metal said that it was very stressed.

However, regardless of the situation of the VIP plus more storage tank, scrap iron will try its best to ensure that on the basis of two changes per day, the third watch will not be reduced in quality, and the fourth watch can only be followed by fate (maybe the scrap iron is in a very good mood and will be coded out when it is in excellent condition).

zuihou complained: The emperors in ancient times were basically short-lived, and scrap iron was able to experience the reason for it last night......