05 Brother Biao plays hooligan, human flesh is a big spring
The big fat man's name is Brother Biao, and he is the overlord of this generation of slums, and almost all the houses in this row are his property, and he lives by oppressing the poor.
Brother Biao has a mantra - believe in Brother Biao, and you will have eternal life.
"Stinky monkey, I heard that you have a big face, you can make decisions for me? In the future, everyone won't believe me Brother Biao, how about changing to your brother monkey? Brother Biao touched his belly like eight rings with his hand.
The cow bolt outside the door couldn't help laughing: "It's true, I thought I was watching the drama version of Journey to the West in a trance." This monkey brother shouted too kindly. ”
"Brother Biao, why are you here, I was just about to call you for instructions, you see the sick and the ghosts in their house, they can't even live their lives, they really can't get the money for the house, if you want my will, just give them a few days."
"Yes, if you can't live a life, you don't have to pay for the house, we homeowners can only drink the northwest wind, and we deserve to die, don't we?" Brother Biao said viciously.
"Brother Biao, I'll go to work tomorrow, and I'll give you the house money as soon as I earn money, so you can give you a few days, okay?" Xiaoyu walked up and said.
Seeing Xiaoyu, Brother Biao's face began to squirm, and as his big mouth opened, all the fat began to move towards the middle and upper part of his face, squeezing his eyes into a slit.
"Yo, Xiaoyu is also at home? I didn't go to school, how did I say this, your Uncle Biao didn't know that you were also at home, so let Uncle Biao hug you, Uncle Biao watched you grow up. ”
As he spoke, Brother Biao stretched out two short arms that were extremely incompatible with his figure, wanting to take advantage of Xiaoyu.
It has only been more than two years since Xiaoyu's family moved here, and Brother Biao has been thinking about Xiaoyu for more than two years, what watched Xiaoyu grow up, it was simply watching Xiaoyu develop, from the third year of junior high school to the second year of high school, Brother Biao has lost more than a dozen pounds of meat because of unrequited love for Xiaoyu.
The dry old man known as the monkey suddenly blocked the middle between Brother Biao and Xiaoyu, and Xiaoyu's mother also pulled Xiaoyu into her arms in time.
"Brother Biao, the child is older, not like when he was a child, you feel sorry for the child's heart, we know, but this is really inappropriate. If you really care about your children, how about giving them a few days of leniency for this room? The dry old man said with a smile.
"What? When Brother Biao is a bad guy? Don't believe me, Brother Biao? I'll just ask you, believe me Brother Biao or not? ”
"Ask you, tuberculosis." A thug behind Brother Biao shouted.
"Believe in it, of course I believe it, and I am sick in this disease to believe in you for eternal life." Xiaoyu's father hurriedly said.
"Well, that's right, if you believe me, this will be easy. No money, right? What does it matter, my brother Biao is not short of money, Xiaoyu wants to find a job, isn't it? No problem, go with Brother Biao, Brother Biao, I am responsible, work for one hour a day, your house can continue to live in vain, and you will not delay going to school, Brother Biao, I will pay for my daughter. People's hearts are flesh and blood, and I feel distressed when I look at Xiaoyu like this, how about it? ”
This Brother Biao is a good person, why don't you let him find me a job too. Cow bolt pillar heart road.
You are stupid, you can't see that this is modern Huang Shiren. The Howling Dog is desperate for the IQ of the Bull Bolt.
What a donkey! You go over and beg him to try it, see if he is responsible for you, I guess he is responsible for beating you all over the ground to find teeth.
"Is this Biao brother a bad guy?" Niu Zhuzhu didn't believe that he had seen the wrong person, and he couldn't be doubted by a few brutes casually, so he turned his head and asked the tall girl.
"Nonsense, if he were a good person, socialism would not need the police. Be prepared, and it will be your turn to play in a moment. The tall girl said.
"Huh? Do I play? What do I play? ”
"Of course it's a fight, this dead fat man is probably going to play a hooligan, of course you, as a man, have to stand up for Xiaoyu."
Niu Zhuzhu swallowed his saliva fiercely: "Look...... Look at it......"
The tall girl glared at the cow bolt with contempt, and couldn't take her eyes off it, looking at the cow bolt's face, like a monkey's ass.
"No problem, just the three of them, I don't have to clean them all up." Cow bolt stigma mouth hard bragging.
Boy, you agreed very happily, you think it's in bed, let you stand up, you will stand up, just your onion body, and then look at the three of them, you can't go up enough to rub it. Lion Road.
Even in bed, you can't stand up. Linglu added.
Perhaps, the fat man is really a good person. Lao Niu's reaction is always half a beat slower, and it is directly ignored by everyone.
Listening to the fairy pets' ridicule of himself, Niu Xuanzhu was even more scared in his heart, if there was a person who was more terrible to him than the police and doctors, it must be a bastard with a bald head and tattoos.
"No, don't bother Brother Biao, it's a trivial matter to find a job, and Brother Biao is a person who does big things." Xiaoyu's father hurriedly said.
The flesh on Brother Biao's face suddenly drooped, because it fell too quickly, and the flesh shook like a wave.
"What? Don't give face? My brother Biao came out to mix, and what he mixed was a face, since you don't give me face, I won't give anyone face today! Today's job, my brother Biao is for Xiaoyu, now Xiaoyu will go with me, I see which of you dares to stop me from learning from Lei Feng and doing good deeds! ”
Brother Biao really played a scoundrel, and pulled aside the thin monkey old man who was blocking in front of him, and rushed up to pull Xiaoyu's arm.
"Go, it's your turn." The tall girl urged the cow to bolt the column.
"Wait, wait, my leg that I just stood on is a little numb, let me move and warm up." The leg of the ox bolt pillar is not numb, but trembling and unable to move.
"Rubbish!" The tall girl scolded.
At this time, the two old men who came with the thin old man had already picked up the branches that had just been dropped from the ground, and rushed towards Brother Biao with a shout.
Although it looks righteous and awe-inspiring, anyone who looks at it looks like a moth to a fire, just like a Qing soldier wielding a firewood knife rushing towards the Eight-Nation Alliance army with loaded guns and loaded cannons.
Sure enough, Brother Biao didn't make a move himself, and the two thugs behind him rushed up, knocking the two old men to the ground one by one.
"Don't believe me, Brother Biao, you can't live forever." Brother Biao looked at the two old men who fell to the ground and shook his head, "I don't understand, how did the current society become like this, it is so difficult to do something good, and there is this bad guy to make trouble." Brother Biao patted his belly and smiled very happily.
I have nothing to do today, and it's really right to come out and go around, not only can I move my muscles and bones, but also take Xiaoyu away, it's really a double win. Brother Biao's heart is about to bloom.
Seeing that Xiaoyu's parents were not Brother Biao's opponents, the tall girl kicked Niu Zhu's ass in a hurry, kicked him directly into the yard, and pounced directly on Brother Biao's back.
The tall girl thinks very well, this foot down, it is expected that the cow bolt pillar will be able to knock Brother Biao to the ground, and when the cow bolt pillar is on the top and Brother Biao is below, the winning rate of this fight will increase a lot.
But people are not as good as the sky, this Biao brother is too fat, even his back is full of fat, and the cow bolt is unprepared, under a collision, he was bounced back by the fat meat, and he fell out of the yard with his back facing the sky.
"Is it Uncle Police? You must have misunderstood, I'm not a bad person, I'm not called Biaozi. Brother Biao, who was hit and staggered forward a few steps, actually thought that the police were coming to arrest him, but he didn't dare to look back at the situation, kept begging for mercy in his mouth, and squatted down and held his head with both hands.