When the cow bolt pillar was ejected from the yard, the tall girl covered her eyes in despair, she didn't expect this man to be so useless, sure enough, the little white face was unreliable.

It took him half a day to get up from the ground, and he actually took a hat and sunglasses in the process of getting up.

What a donkey, you're still handsome.

Bring a hat and sunglasses to use for birds, and it hurts to be beaten. Howling Dog Road.

What do you know, first disguise yourself, the province will be recognized, and what if Lao Tzu wins the battle in a while, they will find someone to take revenge on Lao Tzu. Cattle bolt pillar road.

You're not mistaken, right? You really have faith in yourself. Linglu laughed angrily.

Brother Lu, don't laugh, what this kid said makes sense, after a while, no one will definitely recognize him, it is estimated that his face will be almost as fat as that dead fat man by then. Lion Road.

Perhaps, the fat man is really a good person. The old cow is still living in his ideal shijie.

"Big brother, not a policeman." One of the thugs saw that the person who flew out was not wearing a police uniform, and there seemed to be only one person.

"Not the police? In this radius, who else dares to attack my brother Biao from behind except the police? Don't he want eternal life! "Brother Biao has regained some of his big brother demeanor.

"Yes, big brother, it's just one person, how dare the police come out and arrest someone alone." Subordinates.

"That makes sense, you haven't come here to help me stand up!" Brother Biao shouted.

Brother Biao stood up with the full support of his two subordinates, and his figure caused it to be difficult for him to get up when he squatted.

No wonder he always said arrogantly: Lao Tzu is mixed with the rivers and lakes, and he would rather fall down than squat! People who don't know still think that he would rather die than give in, but it turns out that he is just saying a truth.

A man with a peaked cap and sunglasses suddenly appeared in front of everyone from the gate of the courtyard at this time. I saw him leaning sideways, his left hand dragging his right elbow, his right arm bent in front of him, and his right hand posing in a pistol posture.

"I'm a plainclothes policeman, if I'm afraid, run away and give you a chance to mend your ways! Golden shield ~ Blood-forged ......" Niu Zhuzhu sang the theme song of the old version of "Plainclothes Police" in order to increase his persuasiveness.

"Shoot him to death! Don't think that my brother Biao doesn't dare to fight neuropathy. Brother Biao ordered two of his men.

"If you dare to attack the police, the people of the capital will not let you go. Tie, tie tie. Niu Shuzhu ran around the yard while scolding, and from time to time he turned around and shot at the two thugs with his "pistol".

"Kill him, hate me crazy." Brother Biao on the side was angry and his whole body fat jumped.

If he hadn't been self-aware, he would have joined the ranks of chasing and killing Niu Shuzhu, and now for him, Xiaoyu doesn't matter, and beating this madman who provokes his majesty is the point.

If you want to use a fake gun to scare Lao Tzu, you can't be angry, but the angry thing is that this fake gun is too fake, it's just an insult to your IQ. Brother Biao said in his heart.

Of course, when he first debuted, Brother Biao was once scared by a toy pistol and peed his pants, which can be imagined from the situation when he was hit and squatted on the ground just now.

Escaping, this thing is a natural skill for Niu Xuanzhu, and he has been adding all his experience points to this talent skill since he was a child, so although the yard is not big, it is really not easy for the two thugs to catch him.

The tall girl saw this scene outside the door, it was really angry and funny, I had never seen such a man without a seed, I had never seen a man who had neither a seed nor had to rush a hero.

If there is a kind, he should fight with the gangsters; If he didn't hold it hard, Niu Shuzhu still had a chance to rush out of the yard and run away, but he didn't, he would rather dodge the attack of the two thugs in a narrow space than run away, in this regard, he still has some backbone.

How did the tall girl know that it wasn't that Niu Xuanzhu didn't want to escape from the yard, it was really that he spent all his attention on dodging the two thugs, and he didn't expect to run out of the yard for a while.

It's broken, it's broken, you can't dodge, this is going to be caught, don't beat me and cry, it's too late for daoqian now, right? Niu Xuanzhu saw that his space for activity was getting smaller and smaller, and he couldn't help but ask the opinions of the immortal pets.

Beat you to cry? Do you think that the hooligans are all children at your door, and they don't dare to beat you when they cry? At the very least, you don't know yourself. Lion Road.

Daoqian, don't think about it, or imagine that when you beg for mercy for a while, do you call dad or grandpa, I can tell you, you must not call that fat man's father, call him two subordinate grandpa, otherwise you will die. The Howling Dog administers the Bullbolt Pillar, and it determines that the Bull Bolt is prone to such fatal mistakes.

Real donkey, I'm really about to cry with you, you said that your kid is not bad in the fairy world, how can you return to the human world and become like this.

What's so strange about this, the human world is originally more dangerous than the fairy world, otherwise what are you immortals hiding in the sky! Niu Shuzhu retorted.

Niu Xuanzhu's brainless sentence seems to be quite reasonable, for a while, five immortal pets, you look at me, I look at you, and I don't know how to refute him.

At this time, the two thugs were about to push the bull bolt pillar into a dead end.

Boy, let me teach you a trick, Brother Donkey, now only my ancestral donkey rolling magic skill can solve the crisis in front of you.

Don't be quick to say, the fire burns the eyebrows. The cow bolt pillar is in a hurry.

That is, you, our family's trick is passed on to men but not to women, inside and not outside, this magic skill, endless changes, there are ninety-nine eighty-one sentences alone.

By this time, a thug had already pounced.

It's too late. Niu Zhuzhu said in despair.

Although there are eighty-one sentences, they can be summed up in one word - "roll", children, roll as fast as you can.

Morning TM said, this I will~

Fortunately, the donkey reminded him that the bullbolt lay on the ground a moment before he was caught, and got out from under the crotch of the thug.

It's a pity, if I had taught you my stunt earlier, the black dog crotch, I would have been able to give that thug a fatal blow just now. The Howling Dog said with regret.

What is wrong with a few of you, is it interesting to be an afterthought? Niu Shuzhu scolded.

It's hard to believe that Niu Bolt can still fight on both sides in such a situation, fleeing for his life here, and scolding the fairy pets in his head, his heart is wide, absolutely wide!

He doesn't have the heart at all! The Howling Dog points out the narrator's logical errors.

Although he escaped a catastrophe, the crisis of the cow bolt pillar has not passed, and the only shortcoming of this donkey's rolling magic skill is that it is not so easy to stand up.

When people are lying down, of course, they don't run fast when they are standing, and although they are not easy to be caught, it is not easy to avoid the kicks of the thugs.

What's more, Brother Biao saw the cheapness, and joined the ranks of besieging the cow bolt pillar as soon as possible, if he was stepped on by Brother Biao's legs, the belly of the cow bolt pillar would have to be fired.

What kind of bullshit donkey rolls around the magic skill, and now I can't run away. Niu Shuzhu scolded.

It's over, it's not good, it's up to me to be the king of beasts at a critical time. Lion Road.

What are your miraculous powers? Is it reliable? Niu Shuzhu asked vigilantly.

Of course, it is a long-lost magic skill on the rivers and lakes, which once occupied an important position in Jin Yong's martial arts novels - lion ~ roar ~ gong! The mysterious way of the lion.

Is it the golden lion king Xie Xun's mastery? Niu Xuanzhu didn't read many books, but this lion's roar was like thunder.

Pair drops.

Or are you reliable, but you won't have ninety-nine-eighty-one mental methods, right?

Hmph, don't compare me with a stinky donkey, this kung fu mainly relies on personal understanding, it is extremely easy to get started, the real master leads the door, and the practice is in the individual.

So what do I do now? Niu Xuanzhu was a little excited, as if he had seen the three hooligans flying out of the courtyard by the lion's roar and sticking to the wall opposite the courtyard gate, just like the plots that often appear in martial arts movies and TV series.

Give me control of your body for the time being, and I'll show you. The lion's tone is like that of a martial arts master with a beard, the very old kind.

Without hesitation, Niu Shuzhu handed over control of his body to the lion.

Take a deep breath, hold back, and you're about to work! Niu Shuzhu carefully memorized every detail in his heart.

"Help~"

Okay, you try it. The lion returned control of his body to the bull bolt post.

Are you a lion? Is this what you, the king of beasts, should be able to do? What kind of lion's roar is this! Niu Zhuzhu felt that after shouting, he felt a little brain hypoxia, dizziness and pain.

Not to mention irresponsible film and television works that kill people, Niu Xuanzhu is a typical example, don't learn from him, I'd rather believe in immortals than believe in such unreliable miracles.

Shout, kid, that's all it takes to get started, maybe you can call someone to save you. The lion didn't feel embarrassed at all.

"Help~" Niu Xuanzhu shouted, his advantage is that he listens to people's advice to eat well, although he has not eaten much.

Yes, yes, but the voice is still too small, you have to use your dantian to exert force, and use your life to shout.

"Kill someone~Help~"

It's much better, and it's really talented.

The lion's roar did not help the bull bolt pillar without any accident, and now he had rolled to the corner, and he looked up at the three tall figures in horror, and his voice was hoarse.

Go on, don't stop, scare them to death with noise! The lion was still cheering for the bull bolt pillar.

At this time, Brother Biao's fists and feet had already scrambled to fall.

"Don't fight, grandpa, spare me~ I don't need any magic anymore~"

Niu Xuanzhu finally knew that the so-called magic skills of the immortal pets were all unreliable things, and they had no actual combat value at all.

Outside the courtyard gate, the tall girl stomped her foot helplessly.

It's a useless thing, so let this girl help you.

With a pinch of his right hand, he silently recited a spell in his mouth, and in an instant, a little starlight of spells appeared between the tall girl's fingers.