My dad was pushed out the door by me and turned back to me and told me:

"Xiaolin, you should pay attention to safety at home, you know where to put cash and bank cards, don't starve yourself, eat whatever you want, I also asked Director Cao to help take care of you......"

What are you asking him to do? Anyway, he's just thinking about tricking me into filming **! Don't you want me to become a ** star and then endorse adult products at home?

I didn't care about 3721, I pushed and shoved my dad out of the house, and the neighbors who passed by thought that there was some kind of family tragedy in our house.

An aunt said to her friends: "Have you watched the news? In a family where his wife died, a little boy learned from Japanese devils to pretend to be a pseudo-mother, and his father found that his son in women's clothes was very similar to his deceased wife, and he couldn't help but rape his son......

Mayou, who squinted his eyes, sighed: "This is really miserable, too miserable!" But what's wrong with the old Ye family? Why are you desperately trying to drive your father away? Could something similar have happened? ”

My aunt and Mayou carefully looked at my appearance for a second, and then came to the conclusion that his father has a really strong taste!

After ignoring the gossip of the eight mothers, and looking out the window at my dad who took a taxi and drifted away, I practiced a set of military boxing in the living room with great ambition, and then began to check the refrigerator, check the messages on the computer, check the books to bring to school tomorrow, charge the mobile phone, and prepare for the upcoming month of living alone.

Although there may be a sense of escape in it, it is more important to me that my dad can cheer up.

I'm an atheist in general, but whenever I see my dad coming back drunk, crying silently in my study in a heartbroken state that doesn't want to disturb me, I can't help but pray silently to some god whose name I don't know:

- I wish I could have a mom who loves my dad, as long as she can love my unproductive dad, even if she doesn't love me.

Although I am an atheist, the Taishang Laojun Guanyin Bodhisattva God Allah Superman Batman...... Whoever of you has fulfilled my wish, I believe it, I'm serious.

Monday, a sunny Monday, a day when students were reluctant to go to school, and office workers wanted to commit suicide, was a new day for me, and although I rarely saw my dad for the next month, I knew that he and I were fighting separately at opposite ends of the city.

The thought makes my blood boil.

Xiaoqin didn't buy the same model of the Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone as me, what she brought to school was a shell-shaped flip phone, in addition to the appearance is more fashionable and cute, the digital functions are pitiful, and even the Internet can't be accessed.

The first contact in her electronic address book was me, and the name turned out to be a very incomprehensible half-sentence "Ye Lin, classmate is full of love".

If I write like this, once I contact her, the screen of my mobile phone will display: "Classmate Ye Lin called lovingly", "Classmate Ye Lin sent a text message with love", even if I took the trouble to block her, the mobile phone will display "Classmate Ye Lin blocked you with love", is this the idea you played?

Bastard, change it for me! What is the essential difference between your behavior and the YY goddesses of the dicks, such as Xiao Ding of the pet hospital playing Three Kingdoms 9, and all the names of the girls who had a crush in the past were logged into the generals under him?

"Hey, what's your cell phone number? You should remember this time, right? ”

No matter what the reason, Xiaoqin's mobile phone number must be written down, and a sage has long said: understanding the enemy is more important than knowing the friend.

Obviously, I can call me directly so that I can see the caller ID, but Xiaoqin took the extra step to present a cartoon postcard with a mobile phone number in both hands, and said to me with a smile at the same time:

"The last time Ye Lin gave me the number, it was written on paper, of course I have to write it on the paper to keep pace with Ye Lin!"

Synchronize a bird! I use torn scratch paper to write casually! The paper is rotten and the words are even worse, Wang Xizhi will be so angry that he will commit suicide by throwing himself into the lake after reading it! You're so solemn with me! Your neat and delicate font is written on a kitten-shaped postcard, and there is a malicious tone everywhere!

"If you don't dislike it, I hope Ye Lin can bring this kitten home and adopt it......"

Cat? Where are the cats? It's just a postcard in the shape of a kitten, and it's running here to pretend to be some kind of organic life! Do you think I'm going to be like you and take everything I get from me as a family heirloom?

If that were the case, my children and grandchildren would surely comment while counting my relics:

"These evidences show that our great-great-great-grandfather Ye Lin is an extremely boring person, and I feel very ashamed to be born as his descendant, why don't we find the lake where Wang Xizhi committed suicide just now, and jump down one by one!"

In order for my children and grandchildren not to kill themselves, after entering Xiaoqin's number into my mobile phone, I immediately threw the postcard that had lost its existence value on the ground and stepped on it rudely.

"A fool would keep this thing!"

"Woo woo~~~~(>_