The squad leader silently wrote on the blackboard "The road is also the road, the world is for the public, the selection of talents and abilities, and the ...... of faith and harmony"

Hmph, it's in line with her social ideals of chaos and rebellion.

I was required to write the sentence in "Ai Lian Said", I played extraordinary, and actually added "peony, the rich and noble of flowers" after "to say chrysanthemum, the hermit of flowers"; Lotus, the gentleman of flowers. ”

When I was complacent, I suddenly got stuck and forgot "Wow! What is behind "Kiku's love".

After giving us the task of dictation, Old Man Zhang slipped to the back of the classroom with his hands behind his back, and was explaining a literary problem to PHS, and his attention was not on the blackboard.

I took the opportunity to ask the squad leader, who was pinching the chalk and writing on the blackboard:

"Hey, what's behind Kiku's love?"

The squad leader glanced at me and ignored me, seemingly unwilling to help me blatantly cheat.

Hmph, stingy! Chrysanthemum love, if you don't help, won't I find someone else?

I immediately saw the closest to the podium table.

Gong Caicai, who was reading the text silently, noticed that I was staring at her, and her focused gaze seemed to be grabbing something out of her body, and she was immediately so frightened that she lowered her teeth and lowered her head to cover her ears and steal the bell, as if if she didn't look at me, I wouldn't look at her.

I didn't let her go so easily.

"Hey! School Committee, what's behind the love of chrysanthemum? ”

Although as a member of the study committee, I shouldn't help my classmates cheat, but Gong Caicai was too afraid of me, so she had to reply tremblingly:

"The love of chrysanthemum and chrysanthemum, rarely ......heard of after pottery"

"That Tao? Taobao's Tao? ”

"Yes, it's Taobao's Tao...... No, no, it's Tao Yuanming's Tao! Gong Caicai was obviously incoherent.

"You are not allowed to tell him!" The squad leader interrupted Gong Caicai's words, "Yes, no, no, why do you have to cheat!" ”

Gong Caicai suddenly lost her voice and hid behind her textbook like a frightened bunny.

I was very angry that the squad leader had done something bad to me.

I've been bothered by the word "chrysanthemum love" for so long, if you don't help me solve it, it's just that, don't you want others to help?

So I mischievously wrote after "Chrysanthemum Love" that "Shusha can be seen from a distance and cannot be blasphemed".

The students in the classroom couldn't help but let out a low laugh.

The squad leader noticed what I was writing nonsense, and her face was red and white, but she straightened her waist more and did not make the slightest compromise.

"Wait a while, Teacher Zhang will turn around, and you should reap the consequences."

Huh? Squad leader, you are so backbone! Put your name on the blackboard and play shamefully, you can handle it calmly, it seems that if you want to compromise, you have to write something more shameful!

So I picked up the blackboard eraser, three times and two times, and wiped the half of the blackboard that belonged to me clean.

Then I gave myself a fill-in-the-blank question:

(), is it okay to be my girlfriend?

Actually, I originally wanted to write: "(), give me a baby!" "But for a serious person like the squad leader, it is too much, and writing so explicit can only make her think that I am a hooligan, and the feeling of being green and astringent can cause her more damage.

Since I blocked the keyword with my body, the students below didn't know what I had written, but the class leader saw it all.

It was as if someone had thrown a bucket of red paint on her head, red from her cheeks to the base of her ears, like a boiled crab.

I squinted at her calmly, holding the chalk up in the air, smirking evilly as I prepared to complete the bracketed names.

I still remember the time when the class leader threw me with a ruler and almost caused a murder on the podium, she regretted it afterwards and wanted to resign, plus the Chinese teacher was in the classroom, so it was impossible to do it again.

What's more, if she rushes over and forcibly rubs these words, as long as I turn sideways, my classmates will immediately know what I wrote, and maybe I can write half of the name in parentheses as soon as possible, leaving everyone with a wonderful space for reverie.

So she pinched the corner of the skirt of her school uniform with shame and anger, not knowing what to do for a while.

I pretended to be thinking hard, and whispered to myself:

"Oh, it's really difficult, there are so many girls in our class, who is better to fill in?"

As I spoke, I glanced at the stiff squad leader, as if I had just spotted her standing nearby.

"It's decided! Just write about her! ”

I boldly wrote a small "human" in parentheses, which is the stroke at the beginning of the word "Shu", and was ready to move sideways as soon as I finished writing, intending to let the whole class see my enthusiastic confession written on the blackboard.

You said that Celery will see it too? That's just right, otherwise wouldn't Jihua say it every day, just like the Korean People's Army said every day that it would destroy the United States, but it never carried it out?

I saw that the squad leader was still hesitating, so I simply finished writing the "she" on the left half of the word "Shu", and just when I was about to continue writing, the squad leader couldn't hold on, and she said with shame on her face:

"'Tao Hou is rarely heard' is followed by 'Lotus Love, who is the same giver' - you quickly wipe off those jokes for me!"

Hmph, that's pretty much it. Iron Lone Wolf VS Justice Demon, I got another point.

During the days of wits and courage with Xiaoqin, I found a trick, that is, as long as you insist on being shameless, opponents who are thinner than you will always be defeated because of excessive shame.

I thought that after class, the class leader would come to criticize and educate me because of this incident, but she didn't talk to me again all morning, but I received a text message from her after lunchtime:

- Don't make such jokes again!

I'm sorry, that's not going to work, your blushing face is worth seeing! For me, it's even more exciting than the Nine Wonders of the Great Wall and the Pyramids! Why should I give up the right to see such an interesting view?

In the afternoon, I ran an online store with my mobile phone for a while, and looking at the unsalable SM props in the store, I felt that it was time for the squad leader's younger brother to come in handy.

When I found Shu Zhe by the flower bed in the playground, he was talking to someone on the phone, and I suddenly appeared behind him and startled him.

Shu Zhe quickly hung up the phone and hid the phone behind him, and asked curtly:

"Brother Ye Lin, are you so idle?"

Isn't this stinky boy in contact with the dog stealing syndicate again? But he can only do evil until now, and I must give him a righteous punishment!

I ordered non-negotiable, "Come to my house after school today!" Tell your sister that you went to celebrate your classmate's birthday, do you know? ”

Shu Zhe's face was embarrassed: "I have used the excuse of celebrating my birthday three times this month......"

I glared: "If you can lie for your girlfriend, can't you lie for the big brother who covers you?" Next time someone bullies you......"

Shu Zhe hurriedly nodded, "Brother Ye Lin, I was wrong!" I'll ask my sister for leave in a moment! But what am I going to do when I go to your house? ”

"Hmph, boy, don't ask me yet, you say, are you in touch with those bad guys again?"

"W-Where!" Shu Zhe kicked the pebbles under his feet uncomfortably, showing a very weak look, "I'm just asking where I can buy half-price tickets for the amusement park!" If I don't have any extra income, I have to save some of the pocket money my sister gave me! ”

Who knows if you're telling the truth or not? But it's true that your girlfriend Xiaoli wasted money. In that case, let me offer you a job that is neither illegal nor can you make money without putting too much effort into it! I'm so kind!

So I made a very friendly face to Shu Zhe: "Don't you always feel that the money is not enough to spend?" How about I'll arrange some work for you tonight, and I'll pay your salary and take care of your meals? ”

Shu Zhe pouted and hung up the oil bottle, "I don't do it to move the box!" Brother Ye Lin, find someone else! ”

Huh? You're so lazy! I don't have congenital heart disease at a young age, but I don't want to do any physical work?

But I guess I'm looking for him to help with the box, I should be like most classmates, I heard that my family is an online store, but I don't know what my family sells, right?

I suddenly felt that I was a bit like the weird Shu millet who kidnapped little Lori to eat lollipops at home.

"Uh-huh, who doesn't open their eyes will come to you to move the box? I want you to help take a few photos of the products and be a 'hand model' for our online store! ”

There is not much difference between the hand model and the rope mold, and isn't tying your hands with a rope a rope mold? Just let him be stupid and can't tell the difference.

Shu Zhe blinked his ignorant eyes, "Hand model? What is Hand Mold? ”

I stretched out my left arm and showed him the watch on my wrist.

"See? Our online store actually sells watches! The name of the store is very trendy, so it's called ...... It's called 'I bought a watch last year'! Of course, watches are worn on people's hands and taken to take photos, but some of these children's watches and women's watches, my wrists are too thick, and my skin is not white enough, so I don't look good when I take pictures, so I ......"

Shu Zhe's interest was immediately aroused, "Brother Ye Lin, are you saying that I wear a few watches, let you take a few photos casually, and you will pay me?" ”

"yes!" I spat at the stars, "This kind of good thing doesn't happen every day!" If you don't agree, I'll go to my childhood sweetheart! ”

As soon as he heard that a great opportunity was about to fall into the hands of others, Shu Zhe became anxious:

"I'll go! Why don't I agree to such a good thing! Is the hand model only a photo of the hand? Do I just have to sit and not stand when I take pictures? ”

Huh? You're squeamish to a certain level! Don't worry, maybe you won't have to touch the ground on all fours, and I'll hang you from the ceiling with a horse tie!

After I agreed to order pizza from Pizza Hut and offered him a high price of 200 yuan for every 10 photos, he happily said that he would come with me after school.

Hmph, the expression you think you've taken advantage of now is the only time to take advantage of it! Of course, 200 yuan is a high price for the hand model, but for the rope model, it is simply a low standard that has lost its conscience! Once you get to my house and lock the door, it's too late for you to find out! Even if you scream and cut your throat, no one will come to save you!

Of course, in order for the squad leader not to see the horse's feet, I won't let you shout to break your throat and hurt your throat! I'm going to gag your mouth with a gag ball!