After pestering me to accompany her for lunch at noon, Xiaoqin fell asleep on the desk in the classroom again.

When she woke up, her worried expression in the morning was gone, replaced by a rare maturity and steadyness.

"Ye Lin, our children have finally grown up safely?!"

So fast? Didn't the last episode say that life and death are uncertain after drinking inferior milk powder? Growing up so quickly? And your "sleep TV" signal is pretty good, huh? As soon as you close your eyes, you can watch TV dramas, and you don't have to pay for cable TV at home!

"Well, although our children are foaming at the mouth because of the relationship with the class leader, but fortunately I met a big-nosed doctor......"

What does it have to do with the squad leader! Didn't you drink the milk powder you bought before you died? Don't rely on the squad leader for everything!

And where did the big-nosed doctor come from? Is Dr. Asa in "Detective Conan"? Went to the wrong set! Don't think that a big nose is a good person! According to the speculation of netizens, Dr. Asa may be the behind-the-scenes boss of the dark organization!

"Dr. Big Nose has prepared a potion with a beautiful color, and after our children drink it, they will not only get better, but also grow up immediately!"

Nima, don't drink suspicious potions! And looking at this effect, is it the opposite version of the shrinking pill that Conan drank? Dr. Asa can make this potion weishenme and don't give it to Conan to drink! Is he really the boss of the dark organization!

Xiaoqin looked at me tenderly, with a kind gaze.

"Since the children have grown up and we are old, please ask Ye Lin to sit by the fire with me and spend a happy old age together!"

At the age of 14, you said that you were old, how can you make those single uncles in their 30s embarrassed! Don't underestimate the uncle! A 61-year-old uncle like Putin has just divorced his wife and plans to usher in the second spring of his life!

"Oh, how do you fill in my son's college entrance examination wishes? The child's father drinks and plays mahjong all day long, and I'm really annoyed as a mother. One_one)! ”

Xiao Qin played with the bangs on her forehead and fell into deep thought as she muttered to herself.

What, do you default that I am a scumbag husband after I get married? In that case, hurry up and marry someone else!!

I thought that Xiaoqin, who had been dreaming continuously, was enough to stay, but I didn't expect that at 5:20 in the afternoon, when I was walking on the way home from school, Xiaoqin chased after me from behind, crying and saying to me:

"Ye Lin, Ye Lin! Our child has been kidnapped!! ”

The old and young masters, the little daughters-in-law and the eldest girls on the road, all looked at us with shocked and frightened eyes, and they didn't understand where the two middle school students looked like children came from.

I angrily asked her to lower her voice a little bit, and said disapprovingly, "Are you dreaming again?" Has it evolved to the point where you can dream without falling asleep? ”

"No, no, no!" Xiaoqin shook her head desperately and showed me her shell phone.

"Our children have really been kidnapped! He also sent us a text message! ”

I looked at it and saw that Xiaoqin's mobile phone read:

"Mom and Dad, I was investigated for living with the opposite sex, please call 10,000 yuan to Officer Zhang's card, Zhang Yang: 6228482901278556615 Agricultural Bank, don't call, come out and talk about it."

Your sister's! This is a scam text message! I received one the other day! It's just that it's not Officer Zhang who is written there, it's Officer Lin, and what he wants is not 10,000 yuan, but 8,000 yuan, why hasn't this liar seen him for two days and his appetite has grown again!

I almost got my nose crooked, and said to Xiaoqin: "Don't pay attention to him, you also believe in such a retarded deception, are you an idiot?" ”

With tears in the corners of her eyes, Xiaoqin held her phone to her chest worriedly.

"I、I also know that it may be a scam text message, but、But what if it's true! In case our child used Dr. Big Nose's invention and traveled from the dream world, only to be arrested for cohabiting with the opposite sex, tortured, poured pepper water and sat on the tiger chair, and finally sent us a text message, but we didn't save him as a fraudulent text message, then how pitiful and sad he should be!! ”

Which shijie law are you! Why should you be poured pepper water and sit on the tiger chair if you live with the opposite sex! That's the treatment of revolutionary martyrs! And this son finally traveled through time and space, and he didn't know the priorities at all, so he didn't recognize his parents first, but first found a person of the opposite sex to live with...... Don't be this kind of unfilial son!

Like a female beast protecting her son, Xiaoqin showed a stubborn expression.

"Even if my father doesn't care, I, as a mother, will save him!"

So I really called the scammer back and used speakerphone.

I thought no one would answer, but I didn't expect Yu Xiaoqin to ask softly, "Hey?" After that, there was a heart-rending cry from the other side.

"Mom! Mother!! Help me~~~~~~~~~~~!!!! Didn't you say you wouldn't be allowed to call? I'm so miserable! I can't stand it anymore! If you have time to talk, hurry up and send money to the police officer!! ”

It sounds like the voice of a male student, estimated to be older than me and Xiaoqin, and his crying is sincere, which is a good expression of the helplessness of a lonely student calling for chickens outside, and being detained by the anti-pornography brigade. In terms of the degree of involvement in the play, compared with some so-called "idols" in China who can only read lines, they are really thrown off more than a dozen streets, and it is a pity that such a person with excellent acting skills is a son.

Xiaoqin hesitated for a moment and agreed: "Son, son, don't be afraid, son!" Although your father is too ruthless, but your mother will come to save you! ”

Although the other side felt that this "mother" was a little younger, but someone was fooled and they burned high incense, so they continued to cry and shout:

"Mom~~~~ My own mother~~~~~ Dad is too careful~~~~~ I can only rely on my mother to save my life!!"

You're careful! Don't call me Daddy!

Xiaoqin glared at me, as if I really couldn't save my son, and then persuaded the other side of the phone in a soft voice:

"Son, you, don't worry! Mom doesn't have any money now, but your grandmother does, and I'll ask her for it!" ”

Do you want it from Aunt Ren? Just wait to be knocked on the head by Aunt Ren!

"Damn~~~~~ you should hurry up anyway!! I'm going to be tortured to death! If I can't get any more money, they're going to pull out my teeth with a vice!! ”

I'll it! Are you talking about the people's police officer or the underworld! Do not insult the pillars of the country and the defenders of the people!

Xiaoqin knocked her head anxiously, "But, but my mother really doesn't have any money now!" Oh, right!!! ”

The other side stopped crying for a moment, and looked very interested.

"Son, son, don't you still have half a bottle of the medicine that Dr. Big Nose gave you before?"

Opposite: "#¥#%%%......@@@@@#@@......&@@@&@#%@@@@? ”

"I've always let you carry it with you, just in case, now is the time to use it!"

“……”

"Drink all the potions now, you can continue to grow bigger, become an attack on the giant, and kill all the bad guys who bullied you!!!"

The scammer on the opposite side "um......" for a while and took the initiative to hang up the phone.

Did you finally find out that Xiaoqin is brain-dead? Bai shouted for a long time, Mom!