In order to rule out the influence of Xiaoqin's mentally handicapped brain waves on me, I took out my mobile phone and ran an online store for a while.

The product picture updated last night, that is, the photo of Shu Zhe scratching his head in a leopard print bodysuit, has been widely praised by browsing customers after I modified it with a pair of Ps.

Some said, "I've got a nosebleed!" Miss Model is so cute! High price for contact information! ”

Someone else said, "Looks like the boobs are a little bigger than last time...... Went for breast augmentation? No matter what, if there is a ditch, it will be on fire! ”

In fact, I used the psjishu taught to me by Cao Gonggong, and added it little by little, which really took me a lot of effort. When I uploaded it afterwards, because I spent too much brainpower, I almost uploaded a nude photo of Shu Zhelu's little jj, which would be too big.

With such an eye-catching model as a signboard, seven sets of leopard print tights were sold immediately, and then they received good reviews, only one of which read:

"weishenme, my wife's effect is much worse than the picture? (Note: My wife is 300 pounds)"

Nonsense! This is a standard size leopard print bodysuit, Mrs. Zun should go to cosplay robot cat more than cosplay leopard girl!

Some people questioned Shu Zhe's eye color:

"Miss Weishenme's eyes will be brown and purple for a while, do you wear contact lenses?"

No, it's just that in order not to make people recognize Shu Zhe (let alone misunderstand that this is the squad leader), I deliberately P into a different color. But it's a good idea to let him wear contact lenses, so you won't need my three-legged cat's psjishu.

To my surprise, "Popeye" and "Coriander Stuffed Buns" messaged me almost at the same time to buy the leopard-print tights that Shu Zhe was wearing.

Popeye: "That's what I've been waiting for!" The original price is 200 yuan? I'm out three times! 600 yuan to buy! ”

Coriander stuffed buns: "Be sure to give it to me!" Especially that thong! $400 is enough, right? ”

I laughed in my heart, this coriander stuffed bun prides itself on being rich, but every time he bids, he is very generous and stingy.

So I replied to the coriander stuffed buns:

"I'm sorry, someone has already bid 600 yuan, the same one who bought the nurse's uniform last time."

The coriander stuffed bun was furious when he heard it: "What! Dare to grab things from the master! I'm out of one thousand two! Pack it up and send it to me now! ”

I really bought six copies of the leopard print tights with the original price of 200 yuan, and left a message in the remarks: You know.

This profit ...... Nima is also terrible! The politics teacher taught me wrong! Science and technology are not the primary productive forces, metamorphosis is the primary productive forces!

Although I don't want the adult product store to degenerate into a perverted product store, it is often said that the customer's request is the goal of our efforts, and a single order can get more than 1,000 yuan of profit, I really can't say no! If you want to blame, you can only blame these perverts for being too rich!

So the dress was sold to coriander stuffed buns, and Popeye lost the competition and looked very disappointed.

In order to comfort him, I mentioned to him the original underwear business of "you choose what I wear", and hinted: "Miss Model has no appointment now, if you don't act, you should be preempted!" ”

Popeye really got on the road, and immediately chose a pair of black silk translucent hollow sex underwear, and added 200 yuan on the basis of the original price, asking the model lady to wear it for three days.

According to the shame of this panties, I should have charged a hundred yuan a day, but considering that Popeye is a regular customer, I told him that this time it was a special offer, and next time it would be back to the original price. Popeye said he was touched and would always support our perverted supply store.

Nima has changed her tune and called us a perverted supply store! When my dad came back and saw that I had added new business to the online store, would he praise me or scold me?

During the lunch break, I saw that Grandpa Cao was inviting Xiong Yaoyue to ice cream (not Häagen-Dazs, but Xiong Yaoyue would not refuse to come) on the condition that Xiong Yaoyue answer a few questions.

The ice cream was relatively hard, Xiong Yaoyue was holding the ice cream, her cheeks were bulging, and she said vaguely:

"You ask! I'm in a good mood and I'll count you! ”

Gonggong Cao nodded, took paper and pen, and asked like a reporter:

"Xiao Yueyue, if you were hurt by someone, what would you say?"

I didn't say it on my lips, but I knew in my heart that Gonggong Cao was definitely collecting strange information to enrich the so-called second (3rd) class material library.

Xiong Yaoyue raised her eyebrows, pulled out the whole ice cream from her mouth, and said angrily: "Hurt me? Did he do it on purpose? ”

Father-in-law Cao looked at the sky with his eyes: "It should be deliberate......"

Xiong Yaoyue was furious, "I know that I will hurt and still hurt me!" He's looking for death! I'm absolutely yelling: Fuck you!! ”

A drop of cold sweat flowed from the corner of Gonggong Cao's forehead, "Sister Yueyue, do you want to change it?" In that case, the sentence is not quite appropriate. ”

"No change! I think it's a good fit. Xiong Yaoyue stuffed the ice cream back, and at this time the ice cream had softened a lot, and she bit down half of it, seeing that Grandpa Cao was trembling and slipped away.

"Strange question......" Xiong Yaoyue muttered to herself, at this time she turned her head to see me, and hurriedly beckoned to me: "Häagen-Dazs-"

Your name is Häagen-Dazs! I promised I'd buy it for you! It's just that I'm not available today! Don't rush it every day! You dick girl! You're not cute at all! No wonder the dean saw you with the other boys and didn't care!

That night, after Shu Zhe finished eating his sister's cooking, he came to my house to get his school uniform, and watched his walking posture step by step, as if to prevent me from any conspiracy.

Because the business of the online store is surprisingly good today, I am in a very good mood, so I did not feel sorry for him, in addition to returning the new school uniform to him, I also gave him a dividend of 100 yuan.

"What kind of money is this?" Shu Zhe asked vigilantly, and at the same time pressed the corner of his clothes, as if I gave him money to get him to undress.

"It's a reward for you - because you didn't make my sister angry today, and you were in a good mood with me, so you will give out some bonuses." I replied casually.

Shu Zhe squinted his eyes to see if it was true or not, and put the money away.

"Hmph, although it's not much, it's better than nothing!"

Hey! Still drag the text with me! Are you like the Red Cross and sit every day to collect money, and you are satisfied?

I took out the black silk translucent cut-out underwear designated by "Popeye" and asked Shu Zhe to wear it on his body for three days.

"Again!?" Shu Zhe showed an expression of disbelief, but in an instant, he put on a businessman's face: "How much money can I get this time?" ”

I gestured two fingers: "200 yuan." ”

"200 yuan?" Shu Zhe seemed to be insulted, "The strawberry panties last time were 300 yuan!" This time the panties are so humiliating...... weishenme money is less? ”

Well, because the share of buying the original underwear is that the underwear belongs to the underwear, and the original flavor returns to the original, and the profit of strawberry underwear was low last time, so my asking price is a bit black, and this time the black silk underwear is highly profitable, and it gives Popeye a discount, so Shu Zhe takes less money.

I advised Shu Zhe to take a long-term view, and didn't I give him a bonus of 100 yuan just now? Be angry and make money, don't worry about the boss and me.

Thinking that compared to yesterday's torture, he took the same 300 yuan for almost nothing today, so he thought that his heart was balanced, so he borrowed the bathroom from me and wanted to change the black silk underwear now.

I laughed and said, "What are you anxious about?" Can't you go home and change it? Are you still addicted to wearing women's panties? ”

Shu Zhe gave me a roll of the eyes, "It's not safe to put it in your pocket, what if my sister finds out?" ”

"Besides, the so-called three days of wearing it on the body refers to 72 hours, right? Time is money, after I deliver the goods, can I make the next order immediately? ”

Nima is really shrewd in business! I don't want to be ashamed to make money! Blessed are the perverted customers of our online store! The "You choose me to wear" business is officially launched, and you can make an appointment with the pseudo-mother to your heart's content!

Early on Wednesday morning, Xiao Qin said to me mysteriously:

"Ye Lin, I dreamed again yesterday......"

Are you dreaming of spring again? Did you dream with me again! Dream every day, you want to transform into a yin' baby!

"People aren't yin' babies!" Xiaoqin said unhappily, "Classmate Ye Lin, you are responsible!" ”

Do you still say it's not yin' baby? Isn't this kind of tone that makes me responsible just after yesterday's spring dream!

"Hmm...... Actually, yesterday's dream was the result of the dream of the day before yesterday......"

Did I rely on the serials! What was the plot of yesterday's dream?

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... What else could it be? It's the aiqing crystallization that gave birth to me and Ye Lin! ”

How did you give birth to a baby? Your serial is progressing a little faster! Could it be that you still dream of breastfeeding your child?

Speaking of this, Xiao Qin lowered her head in shame.

"Ye Lin, I'm sorry, because of some kind of indescribable liliang, our children can't eat milk, and they are all hungry and thin."

What an indescribable liliang! Isn't it just that you are poor! Have you figured out a way for your child?

"Yes...... Absolutely! But halfway through, the squad leader rushed out and said that she was going to help me nurse the baby, and I immediately kicked her away! ”

Your sister, you are really decisive in your dream! Kicking the squad leader away is what you've always wanted! And the squad leader weishenme will have milk!

"After the squad leader became a star in the distant sky, I went to the supermarket to buy the most expensive milk powder, and our little baby finally didn't have to go hungry!"

Is it solved by using milk powder after a long time? The mother is the most nutritious and can also increase immunity, okay!

Xiaoqin suddenly sped up her speech, and her expression became eager:

"But I didn't expect that such an expensive milk powder also contains melamine! After our children drank the milk powder, they immediately foamed at the mouth and fell unconscious! ”

"The result? The result? ”

Xiaoqin sat up straight a little worriedly, "I don't know what the result is, the alarm clock went off when I was foaming at the mouth, it seems that I have to continue tonight, I'm really worried about our son......"

Niu Shili heard the last few words of conversation between me and Xiaoqin, and showed an extremely unnatural expression.