035 A Bloody Case Caused by a Secret Book
035 A bloody case caused by a cheats
In the dining room, Mrs. Cheng put Noah on the children's chair beside her, swept her gaze, and glared, "Those stinky boys haven't come down yet?" ”
"It's already shouted." The eldest aunt replied with a smile, and shouted upstairs again, "Hurry up and come down to eat, otherwise Grandpa Tai will be spanked." ”
was regarded as a big bad wolf who threatened the child by the eldest aunt, and the old lady Cheng not only did not get angry, but also pretended to blow his beard and glare, "A group of bear children, they don't go to the house for three days, and they have to be urged three times and four times to invite even dinner," turned his face and poked Noah's bun face like a chrysanthemum, "It's still our Noah." ”
Little Noah shook his two little radish legs, smiled and said in a milky voice, "Noah is good~Noah is the most well-behaved~"
Everyone laughed, even the little aunt and aunt couldn't help but tease little Noah, the little kid couldn't tell the words with a lollipop in his mouth, and the milky glutinous sound was particularly joyful, and Little Noah once again proved with practical actions that he was cute and pee-selling for both men and women.
At this time, there was a chaotic footstep on the stairs, and a group of bear children ran down to find a place around the table to sit on their own, the first to bear the brunt of the twins Cheng Tian Cheng Tian, Cheng Tianqi fell on Zuihou, and he also fell behind a little fat man who was trying to nibble on biscuits.
"Chubby, come over quickly, otherwise the position close to the braised pork will be occupied by others." A little girl with pigtails shouted loudly, the girl looked no more than seven or eight years old, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, very heroic, similar to her uncle Cheng Guangqing.
The little fat man answered inarticulate and ran over quickly, but when he was close to the seat, he happened to see little Noah next to the old lady, at that time, little Noah was trying to eliminate a little bit of the lollipop candy of Zuihou, and he didn't pay attention to the others at all.
The little fat man was stunned for a few seconds, and then when everyone didn't react, he suddenly sprinted, pounced, and knelt directly under the little Noah's stool, bowing and worshipping in the pious posture of a high monk to meet the Buddha, and calling affectionately with the excited eyes of the Sun Monkey facing Tang Seng, "Master~~!" ”
Audience: "............" dead silence~~
Whether it is the bear children who climb the stool, the girls who hold the dishes and chopsticks, the men who pour wine, and even the grandfather who helps his great-granddaughter peel peanuts, they all brush stiff in place, and there are countless petrified sculptures standing by the dining table, the little fat man especially doesn't know how much panic he has created, he raised his hands and worshiped again, "Master~~, I want to kill you in vain~~~!!!! ”
Audience: "........................" continues to be dead silent~~~
The little fat man kowtowed three times before he raised his head, looking up at the little Noah on the chair with teary eyes, and the little Noah bit the slippery lollipop stick and looked at him blankly, the little fat man was heartbroken, "Master, don't you remember me??" ”
Little Noah shook his head, not remembering.
The little fat man instantly choked up and burst into tears, "Master, you took my money and said that you would teach me how to catch the Nine Yin White Bones." ”
Little Noah: "........................"
All the bear children slipped their buttocks together, crackled and fell to the ground, and the heroic little girl was stunned and pointed at the ignorant little Noah, and yelled at the little fat man, "She is the one who sold you "Nine Yin White Bone Catch"?" I'll go, your brain is in water, don't you, also believe? ”
"Dead fatty, being fooled by such a young child, do you dare to be more stupid?" A little boy with glasses looked at the fat man who was still kneeling on the ground with disdain, raised the glasses on the bridge of his nose, he looked at Little Noah, and said sincerely, "I can fool this second goods who loves money to death, master." ”
"Of course my sister is a master." Before Little Noah could react, Cheng Tiancheng proudly straightened his chest and said with honor, "My sister is the best." ”
The boy with glasses turned his disdainful gaze to Cheng Tiancheng again.
The bear children fried the pot, but the adults hated to be calm, the five-day seven-day holiday, the little fat man ran to Wenzhou with the group to travel, but after returning home, he excitedly announced everywhere that he had bought a peerless cheats, of course, he was slashed by his parents, but he still persevered in holding the cheats that even the title of the book had a typo to practice, and as a result, not only did he not practice anything, but he was ridiculed by his friends from head to foot.
The little fat man said that he was very worried, he really met a peerless master and bought a peerless cheat, why did anyone believe him?
But now it's okay, the peerless master is right in front of him, will the peerless martial arts be far away?
The little fat man completely ignored the complaints of his friends, ignored the twitching corners of the adults' mouths, ignored the numb eye knife and the wry smile of the baba, and looked up at the peerless master Xiao Budian, Xiao Budian looked down at the little fat man who was still lying on the ground, and worked hard to dig up his memory, and then finally remembered which green onion this fat man was.
Little Noah was instantly angry, slipped off the chair, and punched the little fat man's face, "Liar." ”
No one expected that the well-behaved little Noah would suddenly make a move, not to mention that the little fat man was beaten, the children were dumbfounded, and even the adults couldn't react, Yang Suya hurriedly hugged the little Noah, "Noah, how can you beat my brother, you are so unbehaved!" ”
Saying that, she looked at the eldest aunt apologetically, the eldest aunt nodded and didn't say anything, children and adults rarely care, but little Noah was not calm, she pounced towards the little fat man with her teeth and claws, "Liar, liar, big liar!" ”
Little Noah wanted to get out, Yang Suya couldn't catch her at all, just when she was about to kiss the other side of the little fat man's face with her second punch, Old Lady Cheng reached out and hugged her, and comforted, "Noah is not angry, tell grandpa how brother lied to you?" ”
It's all tears~!
Little Noah was so aggrieved that he cried all of a sudden, "I said that I would buy cheats for ten yuan, but he lied to me, the money he gave was not enough for ten yuan, and I couldn't even buy a piece of bread, and I was pushed out of the door by the proprietress of the bakery, a liar, a liar, a liar." ”
Human beings are really despicable, shameless, dirty, insidious and cunning demons, and they don't even let go of their cubs, woo woo woo ~~~!
Elf's mulberry heart~!
She completely forgot that the bakery proprietress drove her away because of her sloppy appearance that was as dirty as a beggar, and she selectively ignored the fact that she was waiting for the bakery to close and smash the shop before she nestled across the road and starved all day without eating anything, and piled all the fault on the little fat man.
The little fat man said that he was completely innocent of lying on the gun.
Little Noah never forgot to scold the little fat liar, the little fat man's aggrieved mouth was full of tears, and he looked at the peerless master pitifully, "Master~~!" ”
Old lady Cheng looked at Yang Suya blankly, "What's the situation?" ”
Yang Suya smiled bitterly and hugged the crying little Noah into her arms and gently coaxed her, facing everyone's puzzled eyes, she didn't know how to explain for a while, little Noah was sent over by Feng Jiu, Feng Jiu's identity in front of these people knew more than her, after all, no matter how high the level was, she was just a military doctor, but Yang Suya didn't want others to know about the involvement between Little Noah and Feng Jiu, at least not now.
Noah is just a child, and the child should spend his childhood happily and carefree, rather than being forced to take on responsibilities and obligations that do not belong to him prematurely because of some objective factors.
In desperation, Yang Suya could only turn her attention to Cheng Guangming for help.
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