036 A large family of bandits

[The third watch is coming~~! 】

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Cheng Guangming thought about it, calmly avoided the old lady's question, and said directly to Little Noah, "Don't cry, explain things clearly." ”

Although everyone belongs to different military regions, after all, they grew up eating rice in a pot, and they understood Cheng Guangming's attitude in just one sentence-

- More on that later!

It is said that every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, who doesn't have one or two secrets, not to mention that Little Noah is still an adopted child, everyone is an adult, and there is no curiosity to dig out other people's secrets, so everyone has the ambition to calmly ignore the old lady's question.

Old lady: "......" always has a rush where his prestige is not there~!

Baba spoke, little Noah rubbed his eyes and wiped his tears, and pointed at the little fat man angrily, "Liar, he said that he was ten yuan, he gave me less than ten yuan, I took the money to buy bread, but the proprietress disliked me for not having enough money and did not allow me to enter the door, so I had to squat in the corner opposite the bakery and starved all day, liar, liar, big liar!" ”

Little Noah persistently yelled at the big liar, and angrily said part of the facts, the proprietress did say at the time, "Do you add up to ten yuan for these changes, you can't afford a loaf of bread, don't dirty my store", but the focus of people is the latter sentence "Don't dirty my shop", don't you dare not confuse the public~!

Old lady Cheng continued to express his puzzlement, "You want to use the fat money to buy bread?" ”

Chubby: "...... grandpa, you are an ancestor, and you even discriminate against the fat man, okay?"

Little Noah wiped his tears and was right, "If I don't take his money, how can I have money to buy bread?" I've been rummaging through the trash cans for three days and can't find anything to eat! ”

Crowd: "......"

"So...... "Noah used to be a beggar??"

The eldest aunt tentatively spoke, but she didn't say it completely, she just looked at Yang Suya and Cheng Guangming in disbelief, and Yang Suya nodded sadly.

The people present are all human spirits, no need for the eldest aunt to explain, they also know that what she wants to express is the meaning of Shenma, seeing Yang Suya nodding, everyone suddenly realized that the eldest aunt once again poked her fat son with an eye knife, and even a four-year-old child will be on it, how low is Nima's IQ~! - The eldest aunt has all kinds of hatred that iron does not become steel.

Chubby burst into tears, completely unaware that he was being shot by his mother again for Shenma.

The adults tacitly did not continue this topic, they themselves knew that little Noah had been a beggar, as adults, they had a complete view of right and wrong, not only would they not look down on her because Little Noah had been a beggar, but they would praise her tenacity and intelligence-

Who would dare to say that a helpless four-year-old kid can cheat ten dollars to buy bread with a broken cheat with a book with a typo in the title.

But the children's concept of right and wrong has not yet been fully formed, if the bear children know that this new little sister used to be a beggar, maybe they dare not do anything in front of the adults, but there is no guarantee that they will not bully this young and innocent child behind their backs.

Therefore, the eldest aunt made a haha and revealed the problem.

However, the hearts of the adults are beautiful and kind, but the bear child is unreasonable, even the old lady bluntly changed the topic and said that tonight's dishes are all kinds of beautiful, and the bear child is chubby but still persevering and looks at Little Noah, "Master~~~!" ”

Adults: "......" silently looked at the aunt whose face was as black as the bottom of the pot, the bear was swollen to death~?!

Yang Suya laughed dryly, and said softly to the little fat man, "My sister cheated you out of your money, and my aunt will ask you for her." ”

The little fat man shook his head busily, and said shyly, "She didn't lie to me, it's because I don't have a good understanding and can't understand the cheats." ”

Yang Suya: "......" always feels that the aura of the harmonious family has been destroyed in an instant.

"Really, really, I didn't lie to you, she really knows how to scratch the nine yin and white bones," Seeing that everyone was looking at him with stupid eyes, the little fat man was so anxious that he cried, pulling the feet of little Noah in his grandfather's arms, and asked for help, "Master, you show them your nine yin and white bones!" ”

Little Noah pouted and glared at the little fat man angrily, "I don't know how to scratch the nine yin and white bones." ”

"How could you not," the little fat man jumped to his feet in a hurry, "and when you sold me the cheats, you scratched the wall." ”

Little Noah shook his head arrogantly, leaving the back of his head to face the little fat man, the little fat man instantly felt a sense of despair abandoned by faith, the boy with glasses patted him on the shoulder hard, and said sincerely, "Wake up, silly boy, you live in reality." ”

Little Fat Man: "......" This shijie is too special to bully fat people~Tired and don't love it~! QAQ

The little fat man, who felt that he had been abandoned by the goddess, sat on the stool with his head drooped, and lost his allure in the face of the table full of delicacies full of colors and aromas, and he just complained with complaining eyes of the goddess's ruthlessness and unreasonableness, but the goddess completely ignored him.

Grandpa Tai pulled a fat thigh from the delicious roast duck and stuffed it into Little Noah's paws, and then said to the children and grandchildren who were holding chopsticks all over the table, "Okay, Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, let's eat~~!" ”

In an instant, the wind was blowing, the rain was drenching, the typhoon was raging, and the wind was tornailing!!

Little Noah happily gnawed on the delicious duck legs, the duck legs were too big and thick, rubbing her face was shiny, and finally finished eating the duck legs, and Xiao Noah, who had been struggling with the duck leg meat and duck leg bones, looked up at the delicious food on the table to find the next target, and then ......, dumbfounded!

The table was full of messes, the plates and bowls were clean and layered, and there was not even a little leftovers, and then I looked up, my grandparents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, and aunts were picking their teeth and burping, and my brothers and sisters were licking their mouths with a mouthful full of oil.

Nima is even more ferocious than a bandit, there is wood~!

The disciplined forces in China even have a limit on meal time, and the children of the family are from the bottom little by little to accumulate military merits to climb to the current position, when they are young, they compete for food with those wolf-like soldiers, and practice their tradition of eating like a war.

It's just that at home, Yang Suya cooks a lot of food, so both Baba and Ge Ge can barely maintain their table manners, so Xiao Noah, who saw the family reunion dinner for the first time, was gorgeous.

Little Noah, who only ate a duck leg on the table: "......" (+_+) ~ deflated his mouth and started crying~!

"Du~~~" An enamel bowl was placed in front of Little Noah, and the bowl was filled with all kinds of side dishes, fried fish with charred skin and tender meat, roast duck with crispy skin and crispy meat, braised pork with bright and fragrant red, and verdant small green vegetables, etc., all piled up.

As soon as the big bowl of dishes with all the colors and flavors appeared, the eyes of all the friends lit up.

Little Noah decisively swallowed the cry back into his throat with tears, hugged the big bowl of vegetables in his arms, swept everyone around vigilantly, and then raised his head and presented a sweet cute smile, "Grandma Xiexie, grandma is the best, Mo Mo Da~!" ”

"......" grandmother, whose expression was so serious that her nasolabial folds were deep, floated back to the kitchen expressionlessly, and her ears were faintly red with short hair that could not be covered.

Sitting at the same round table, the little children will definitely not be able to grab the adults, so every time before the reunion dinner is served, Grandma Cheng will set aside a part of the dishes for the little children to eat, such treatment The children of the family bear have experienced, but from the age of seven, they must rob with their parents, otherwise they are likely to starve into refugees when they arrive in the army.

Not to mention anything else, at least when the children of the family enlist in the army, the momentum of eating is absolutely beyond the reach of others.

Now even the youngest twins have reached the age of seven, so only little Noah is entitled to this special treatment.

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