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"If you owe a beating, just say it......" Zhang Xiaohua'er glanced at Wang Xueying and said with a sneer.

"Hiss......" Zhao Chuanxi gasped, "How come Sister Xiaohua'er has learned badly??" ”

"Those who are close to Zhu are red, those who are close to ink are black, there is Brother Zhao as a role model in front of me, and there is no place to learn if I want to learn well......" Zhang Xiaohuaer glanced at Zhao Chuanxi and said.

"The ...... surnamed Zhang" Wang Xueying slapped the table, stood up, stretched out her finger and pointed at Zhang Xiaohua'er's nose, "Don't be complacent, my junior sister and I are sisters of the same heart, and its profits are broken, you be careful that the two of us will clean up your ...... again"

"I ......" Zhang Xiaohuaer heard Wang Xueying say this, and she was a little weak at that time, "I'm too lazy to take care of your ......"

"Senior sister, are we still cleaning up Aunt Hua'er??" As soon as the little girl heard that the senior sister mentioned herself again, she immediately became excited, "You say, how can we clean her up, I promise to cooperate with you......"

"Seeing that she has already clamped her tail in a gray way, it means that she is already weak-hearted, let's let her go this time, and when she dares to blow up her wings with us in the future, let's ......settle the new accounts with her and the old ones," Wang Xueying said triumphantly.

Zhang Xiaohuaer let the two sisters clean up in the car, and when she saw Wang Xueying's arrogant appearance, she didn't dare to say anything, just pouted and twisted her head to the side.

"Canglong......" Sister Bai was unwilling, and after weighing it for a long time, she ran behind Nie Canglong and put her hands on his shoulders, "I'll pinch your shoulders, I loved to pinch my mother's shoulders when I was a child, and I hum......med my mother comfortably every time."

"I'm not your mother...... Nie Canglong shook his shoulders and shook Sister Bai's hand down, "Men and women don't kiss, you better stay away from me......"

"Look at you......" Sister Bai couldn't help but sneer. It's not kissing men and women, my sister can be frank in her heart, and there are no messy thoughts......"

"You mean I have a mess in my mind??" Nie Canglong turned his head sideways, glanced at Sister Bai, and said.

"If you don't have those messy thoughts, why are you weak??" Sister Bai glanced at the man and said.

"Am I empty??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "I don't think I'm weak-hearted, if you want to pinch my shoulders." It has to be your daughter, so I can't take your turn......"

"Susu, what are you doing stupidly??" Qin Xiaojun glanced at Bai Susu, "Let an outsider see the joke......

"The slave knows that ...... is wrong" Bai Susu hurriedly stood up, twisted her ass slightly, and arched Sister Bai to the side, "Let's let the slave and maid pinch the shoulders of the master, you are the mother of the second young lady, and you are a relative of our family." Let's take a seat......"

"Hey......" Sister Bai made Bai Susu's words quite passive, "I'll ...... Became a relative?? Involuntarily, he returned to his seat.

"Really enjoy ......" Yuan Siyu sighed, "It seems that this afternoon." I'm going to have to get two girls......"

"Let me tell you, our little white ding, that's pretty good, usually summoning a beast or something. That's hand-to-hand ......" Qin Xiaojun couldn't help but smile slightly, "How about it??" Do you want Xiao Baiding to help you?? ”

"I know that Xiao Baiding is very good at catching wild beasts, but those who are captured are dead. What's the use of coming?? Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes and said.

"If you want me to say, it's better to let Chuanxi lend us the tiger......" Sister Bai pursed her lips, "The tiger is the king of beasts, if the king summons, what kind of beast dares not to come??" ”

"Still summoned??" Gu Yunfeng rolled his eyes, "It's really ...... scared away."

Bang Bang ......

Zhao Chuanxi clapped his hands, and suddenly, the tiger he had been a mount ran over, crawled at his feet, and rolled twice.

"Hmm......" Zhao Chuanxi rubbed his feet on the soft belly of the tiger, "Go and roar twice, gather all the beasts in the vicinity for me, and let the great immortals pick and choose some ......"

The tiger is a demon beast, although it has not been with Zhao Chuanxi for a long time, it has a lot of benefits, and it is already able to understand human words.

Whew......

After the tiger received the order, he stood up violently, looked up to the sky and roared, this roar, it was really a sonic shock, all beasts were shocked, as long as it was an animal, hearing this roar, it was crazy and rushed towards the source of the sound, making the surrounding forests all rustle.

"Husband......" Bai Suyun's little hand twisted fiercely around Zhao Chuanxi's waist, and looked at his man with a resentful look.

"Hiss......" Zhao Chuanxi gasped, "You ...... What's wrong again?? ”

"That tiger is a female, you are not allowed to mess around with it......" Bai Suyun pouted and said with a look of jealousy.

"Hiss......" Zhao Chuanxi's eyes widened at that time, "My taste doesn't seem to be so heavy, right?" I don't like hairy ......."

"But when she becomes a human, there will be no hair on her body......" Bai Suyun glanced at the tiger and said with a wary face.

"No matter how you say this big cat, it's also Chuanxi's mount, I think, it's quite appropriate to let it become a human and be a maid for the two of you......" Qin Xiaojun raised his eyebrows and said.

"Sister-in-law, how can you do this??" Bai Suyun pouted and said with a dissatisfied face.

"As an upper-class person, it is natural to have a call girl...... the girl glanced at Bai Suyun lightly, "I do everything myself, it can only be the ordinary people......"

"Then ......" Bai Suyun raised his eyebrows, "Then why can't you use a boy??" ”

"If you like to use it, I won't stop you......" The girl said with a frown.

"What are you talking nonsense??" Zhao Chuanxi was angry at the time, and reached out and slapped his daughter-in-law's buttocks, "Do you still want to play with red apricots out of the wall??" ”

"Can you castrate first......" Bai Suyun slapped Zhao Chuanxi hard, and the tears came down at that time, and he couldn't help but say aggrievedly.

"Huh??" Zhao Chuanxi's brows furrowed, "Death??" Are you just looking forward to my death?? Yes, I'm dead, you can find another man. It's not a red apricot out of the wall......"

"hahahahahahaha......" Nie Canglong hahadaxiao at that time, "Oh mom, it's ridiculous to death......"

"Brother...... Zhao Chuanxi had a dark face and glared at his elder brother angrily, "It's all this time, why are you still smiling??" ”

"Canglong, this is not a trivial matter......" Zheng Dongfang also frowned, "Your attitude is really disappointing......

"Canglong...... Zhang Wenge's face darkened, "If there was such a woman before." It's the ...... of the dipping pig cage."

"I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person...... Yuan Siyu's face was also quite ugly, "I guess I misread you......" Holding chopsticks in her hand, facing Bai Suyun, she could take her life with only one chopstick.

"Knowing people, knowing faces, but not knowing hearts, this is really good......" Gu Yunfeng pulled out the knife, as if as long as Zhao Chuanxi gave a hint, he would go up and cut Bai Suyun.

"Are you sarcastic about me??" Sister Bai's husband just died. Although he said divorce, after all, he didn't go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the divorce procedures, so when he heard Bai Suyun's words, the yin face could drip ink.

"You're not welcome......" Zhang Xiaohua'er glared at Bai Suyun. You hurry up and ......."

"Let's go, let's go......" Wang Xueying looked disgusted, she didn't even look at Bai Suyun, she just waved her hand.

"I ......" Bai Suyun thought that if he said a word, he would be pointed at by Qianfu. I don't know if I can't say that, I know it's unkind, don't drive me away......"

"Giggle...... Qin Xiaojun slapped the table with laughter. It's interesting, it's so interesting......"

"Sister-in-law......" Zhao Chuan's eyes were red with joy, "Is there such a thing as you??" And with that, the tears came down.

"hahahahahahaha......" Nie Canglong was also daxiao, "interesting, very interesting, really interesting......"

"Silly apprentice...... "Daoist Yunzhongzi didn't know where to get out, and stood behind Zhao Chuanxi, "The meaning of castration is castration, do you understand castration??" Just cut off your......"

"I also know that I am not benevolent, I will never dare to say it in the future, you must not drive me away......" Bai Suyun cried bitterly.

"Giggles...... Qin Xiaojun laughed breathlessly, "It's ridiculous to death, oh my mother, it's ridiculous to death......"

"hahahaha......" Nie Canglong's tears fell, "I almost became the first land fairy to die laughing, oops, no, my stomach hurts, hahahahahahaha......"

"Dare to love ......" Zhao Chuanxi's face turned red at that time, "Dare to love is like this??" ”

"What's going on here??" Zheng Dongfang's face also turned red, "Castration is the dregs of the feudal era, it is unkind, it is a serious violation of human rights, we are born in the new era, and we must resolutely put an end to it......"

"That's right, Lao Zheng is right, we must resolutely put an end to ......" Zhang Wenge also blushed and echoed Zheng Dongfang loudly.

"It's so cruel, how can it be so cruel??" Yuan Siyu blushed and looked at Bai Suyun with disdain, "It's really outrageous......

"Why don't you say that this person who is a little daughter-in-law is different from the big girl??" Gu Yunfeng pursed his lips, "Anyway, if I say this, I can't say it......"

"Hey......" Sister Bai was not happy, "What do you mean you??" Can I say this?? You're deliberately squeezing me, aren't you?? ”

"Who are you a little daughter-in-law?? Aren't you all mothers anymore? Gu Yunfeng pursed his lips, "If you are so cruel, you really can't say it, but you can do it......"

"If I do it, I'll be the first to castrate you......" Sister Bai glared at Gu Yunfeng viciously and said through gritted teeth.

"Sister Bai, I think, the two of us should be good and said......" Gu Yunfeng glanced at Sister Bai, and couldn't help but roll up her arms, roll up her sleeves, and say menacingly.

"It's time to talk about it......" Sister Bai stood up with a hideous face, "I think Sister Feng has been getting more and more arrogant recently, I should let you learn some rules......"

"Let me learn the rules??" Gu Yunfeng stood up suddenly, "Do you think you're qualified?" ”

"I said, can you two stop doing this??" Zhao Chuanxi looked at the two daughters with a bitter face, and then hugged the fragrant shoulders of his daughter-in-law, "My daughter-in-law has let you die of grievances, how can you still ...... You guys did it on purpose, right?? Deliberately divert the subject. Expose the stubble that wronged my daughter-in-law?? ”

"Hey......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi twitched the back of the head of the unlucky apprentice, "Why are you so stupid??" Didn't you wronged your daughter-in-law?? ”

"We are a couple, husband and wife fighting, that's a bedside fight at the end of the bed, let's go to the bedside to discuss it, then we can gently expose today's matter, but is it someone else?? If you wronged my daughter-in-law, you have to make some compensation, right?? Mental damage is still very necessary, don't you see my daughter-in-law crying?? Zhao Chuanxi immediately said confidently.

"Chuan Xi...... Yun Zhongzi's little eyes suddenly lit up, "You are really a good apprentice of Master." Master accepted you as an apprentice, that's really the right one......"

"Hehe......" Zhao Chuanxi smiled, "Don't worry, Master, when I get the mental loss fee, I will definitely take out a part of it as a filial piety ...... for your old man."

"Bastard boy, is your master very old??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Changle smiled, slapped the back of the apprentice's head, and feigned anger.

"Since Master is not old. Then I won't honor you, I'll honor you when you're old......" Zhao Chuanxi pushed the boat down the river at that time.

"You are really a good apprentice of the master......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang looked at Zhao Chuanxi, the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, this apprentice was really so kind. Since you want to honor your master and me so much, then you will treat me as old......"

"Ahem...... Nie Canglong coughed, "Dao Chief, this old man." It's similar to death, but it's almost the same......"

"Nonsense......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi blew his beard and glared at Nie Canglong, "It's still a college student." Why is it so uneducated?? Castration is castration, old means old, can this be the same?? ”

"That's it......" Zheng Dongfang began to echo, "It's still the Taoist who is right, Canglong, you, a top student of Peking University, are quite watery......"

"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu sneered, "What about the top students of Peking University??" It's ridiculous, if you don't take advantage of your hukou, just by virtue of your IQ, you can be admitted to a second-rate university, it will be all burning high incense......"

"Canglong, although your education is quite high, it doesn't mean that you can define Chinese characters casually, you don't have that authority yet, unless you can have the status of Wu Zetian, look at the words created by others, the sun and the moon are in the sky, how much haode artistic conception??" Sister Bai sighed and said.

"Canglong, you have to be humble in the future......" Gu Yunfeng said earnestly.

"Hey......" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "You all came at me one by one??" Who is uneducated? ”

"Canglong, I'll support you......" Zhang Wenge brazenly stood on Nie Canglong's side, "This old man, it really has the same meaning as death, death, isn't that death?" In the past, when someone died, when they notified relatives and friends, they all said that the person was old......"

"I also support Brother Nie......" Zhang Xiaohua'er also stood beside Nie Canglong without hesitation.

"What's that......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang was a little embarrassed, and glanced at Nie Canglong, "What you just said was death, not castration?" ”

"Why am I so awkward to hear you say this??" Zheng Dongfang frowned, "But this Chinese is broad and profound, there are still a lot of places where we should learn, in the future, if you encounter this kind of homophone again, you must say it clearly, explain it clearly, and don't let everyone misunderstand......"

"That's ......" Sister Bai glanced at Nie Canglong, "Why are you so careless??" Before you speak, you will die if you speak clearly?? ”

"Hey......" Qin Xiaojun was not happy, "I haven't heard that you have to use explanations to speak, if you have to break the crumpled explanation before you say a word, then with your IQ, is it still necessary for me to talk to you??" ”

"That's a good point...... Gu Yunfeng nodded, "Xiaojun speaks, it always makes sense, I heard it wrong just now, but I accept it humbly, people, it doesn't matter if you're wrong, the key is whether you can recognize your mistakes, instead of being like some people, knowing that you are wrong, not only not admitting your mistakes, but using more wrong words to cover up your mistakes, this kind of person, it's really shameful......"

"Sister Feng'er's words, I really agree with it......" Zhao Chuanxi couldn't help but applaud, and then stretched out his hand to her, "Since Sister Feng has realized her mistakes, is it responsible for your mistakes?" For example, the cost of mental damage or something......"

"Huh??" Gu Yunfeng was stunned for a moment.

"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu sneered, "This is the fate of a traitor......"

"It's very dangerous to go alone, and if you add a backwater or something, it's even more dangerous......," Sister Bai also sneered.

"What's that......" Gu Yunfeng flipped over his body, and then looked at Zhao Chuanxi helplessly, "I don't have anything on ......"

"Is there really nothing??" Zhao Chuanxi couldn't help but smile wickedly and said.

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