Chapter 595: Divine Medicine
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"Lewd??" Yuan Siyu glanced at Bai Suyun, "Didn't you feel it?" ”
"Haven't felt it yet??" Gu Yunfeng rolled his eyes, "Just now, in order to get anorexia from Xue Ying, I started to care about the juniors to meet the gift, if this is not obscene, then what is obscene??" ”
"It's also ......" Yuan Siyu surprisingly did not refute this mortal enemy, but nodded quite approvingly, "It's only been one night's work, a beautiful white snake spirit has been taught by someone to become a lewd white snake spirit......"
"Look at what you said......" Zhao Chuanxi was a little embarrassed, "My sister-in-law's medicine is worth this price......"
"Well...... the girl nodded with satisfaction, "Chuanxi is right......
"Of course...... Zhao Chuanxi saw that his sister-in-law was satisfied, and he became proud, "I dare to say that if my sister-in-law throws out a packet of medicine, you will definitely be like a stray dog who grabs meat buns, and it is possible to kill him and bleed like a river......"
"Chuanxi, don't always tell the truth, it will make people think that we are not modest......" The girl pretended to glared at Zhao Chuanxi, and reprimanded beautifully.
"Yes, yes......" Zhao Chuanxi nodded busily, "What my sister-in-law taught me is that I know it's wrong......"
"It seems to be ......" Sister Bai blinked her eyes, and a picture of Qin Xiaojun throwing the medicine bag appeared in her mind, "What Chuanxi said seems to have a little bit of truth...... "Anyway, no matter what others do, she will definitely grab it."
"There's a fart reason...... Yuan Siyu pouted, "It's like a stray dog grabbing meat buns, with me, did you grab it??" ”
"Reasonable......" Gu Yunfeng nodded, "It does make sense......
"Does she have a point, or am I right??" Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"Of course you have a point...... Gu Yunfeng pursed his lips. You are a great immortal, of course we ordinary people can't rob you......"
"Why don't you ......," the girl's eyes rolled, "I'll throw two bags and try it??" ”
"You throw it away...... Yuan Siyu was excited at the time, "I promise that others won't snatch ......"
Not only Yuan Siyu, but on the entire table, except for the little girl and the stupid girl Li Yan'er, everyone tensed their nerves, ready to grab the medicine bag as soon as the girl threw it out.
"Little green snake. You are not allowed to rob it......" the girl said, glancing at the man.
"Don't you want me to rob it??" Nie Canglong's face immediately fell, "This is not fair, right??" ”
"It's not fair for you to rob it...... Yuan Siyu glared at Nie Canglong, "Xiaojun, that's your daughter-in-law, what your daughter-in-law threw away, if you rob it, doesn't it seem that you and her are not a family?" ”
"If you want to say that, I really can't grab this medicine??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said.
"You just need to take care of your daughter-in-law. You're two people, you've spoken, can she not give it?? Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes and said.
"Just by what you say......" Nie Canglong glanced at Yuan Siyu. I'll grab this medicine for you, and I'll give you ...... after I grab it."
"Hey......" Yuan Siyu smiled happily at the time, "Then I'll save ......"
"It's not fair...... Gu Yunfeng stopped doing it at that time, glaring at Nie Canglong angrily. Canglong, how can you help Yuan hate ghosts? You have no personal relationship with her, and she is not your mistress. If you help her like this, aren't you afraid that Xiaojun has an idea in her heart? ? ”
"The surname is Gu, what do you mean??" Yuan Siyu glared at Gu Yunfeng, "Are you provoking my sisterhood with Xiaojun?" ”
"Sisterhood??" Gu Yunfeng couldn't help but pout, "You and Xiaojun are sisters?" Then you ask her for two packets of medicine, and you see if she gives it to you......"
"Xiaojun......" Yuan Siyu looked at the girl pitifully, "The two of us are the best sisters, do you remember?" When I ate Neidan, you asked Xiaoqing to exorcise the demonic energy for me......"
"Do you remember when I asked Xiaoqing to exorcise the demonic energy for you??" The girl pursed her lips, "I thought that after you became a land fairy, you began to forget......
"How could this be forgotten?? I'll remember this for the rest ......of my life," Yuan Siyu smiled, "Didn't I always want to be a family with you?" Otherwise, do you think that a big fairy like me can look at that stunned boy in your family who is 2 to no boundary?? ”
"I didn't let you fall in love with ......" Nie Canglong was not happy, and stabbed the girl's waist and eyes, "You shouldn't have let Xiaoqing save her in the first place, let her become a monster, and let me cut it with a knife, how quiet is this??" ”
"This is the only mistake in my life...... the girl sighed heavily and said.
"I said, Xiaojun, if you say that, it will hurt my heart......" Yuan Siyu glanced at the girl, "I feel so strong that I have become a family with you, if you don't say that you will accept it gladly, how can you still ...... You're so willing to let Canglong cut me......"
"You don't know how annoying you are now, let me see you, it's like seeing a fly......" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu and said.
"Xiaojun, what you said really hurt my heart......" Yuan Siyu's tears fell at that time, "How can you say that about me??" ”
"Why don't you know how to cherish it??" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu angrily, "The current green onion can not only be used as a seasoning, but also for medicinal purposes, don't you feel ashamed if you are so bad?" ”
"How do you tell??" Yuan Siyu's eyes widened at that time, and he looked at the girl with a look of surprise, letting the tears flow down, "Could it be that the little green snake told you?" ”
"Still use him to tell me??" The girl rolled her eyes, "With such a heavy smell of green onions, are you a decoration for my nose??" ”
"Use onions next time to ......" Yuan Siyu threw away the onions in his hand, wiped his tears angrily, and said.
"Onions don't smell, do they??" The girl angrily took a piece of meat, put it in her mouth and chewed it gently, "I tell you, play this kind of trick with me, you are still tender......"
"Yes, yes......" Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes. I'm tender, I'm delicate......"
"It's just thick-skinned......" Gu Yunfeng sneered, "Didn't you say that Xiaojun would give you a pack of medicine?" What about medicine?? Let me open my eyes......"
"I'll tell you the truth......" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "I have already made a secret deal with Xiaojun just now, and I used my sisterhood with Xiaojun as a bargaining chip to successfully exchange a pack of anorexia powder with Xiaojun, but I just won't show you ......"
"Hmph......" Gu Yunfeng couldn't help but smile coldly, "You can blow it yourself......"
"What am I blowing??" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Xiaojun said." The medicine is used as hole cards, and you can't let people know where you're hiding, otherwise, let people steal it, and in turn deal with you, you will be miserable, you know? ?
"Xiaojun......" Gu Yunfeng looked at Qin Xiaojun with a resentful expression, "You really gave it to her??" ”
"Guess ......," the girl said angrily, rolling her eyes.
"How could I have guessed??" Gu Yunfeng pouted, "What she said just now." It's a bit like you said, if you give it to her, you can't give it to me, or I'll break that heart......"
"Jun. Look at it, my daughter is your apprentice, and we are a family...... "Sister Bai is not far behind, "If you give it to outsiders, you won't give it to me." What kind of face will you let your sister see in the future?? It's better to die......"
"Don't worry, after you die, I promise that I won't starve your daughter to death......" The girl glared at Sister Bai. Said angrily.
"Yaya, if my mother dies......" Sister Bai stroked her daughter's little brain, shook the green onion in front of her eyes, and the tears came down at that time, "You just obediently listen to your mother's words, don't talk to your mother, otherwise...... My mother beats you, and my mother can't help you......"
"Mom......" The little girl cried when she saw her mother shed tears, and she cried at that time, "I don't want you to die, I don't want you to die......"
"Mom can't die......" Sister Bai wiped her tears with green onions again, the tears suddenly became more, and her eye sockets began to turn red, "This depends on your master, you go and beg your master, if your mother doesn't let your mother die, your mother won't die......"
"Master...... the little girl hugged her waist, "Don't let my mother die, don't let my mother die......"
"Sister Bai......" The girl glared at Sister Bai, "You are really ruthless enough, even your daughter has taken advantage of it, this is your biological daughter......"
"It's not just my biological daughter, it's also your little apprentice......" Sister Bai said with a smug smile.
"Ruthless enough......" Gu Yunfeng gave Sister Bai a thumbs up and praised him sincerely.
"Where, where......" Sister Bai said with a smug look on her face, quite modestly.
"Admire, admire, admire......" Yuan Siyu looked at Sister Bai, and couldn't help but feel like a mountain was looking up.
"Okay......" The girl couldn't help but sigh, "For the sake of my little apprentice's face, I'll give you a copy of my newly developed magic medicine, the name is Stretching Legs and Staring Pills......"
"Wow......" Sister Bai was excited at the time, "I seem to have heard of this drug name somewhere, I don't know if it's in a novel or on TV, in short, this drug name is very powerful......"
"Hmph......" the girl smiled coldly, "The leg stretching and staring pill I prepared is made with frog eggs as the main medicine, and the effect is very similar to that of a frog, as long as I get my leg stretching and staring pill, every time I stretch my leg, my eyes will bulge out once, retract my legs, and my eyes will also retract, of course, the medicine I developed has no effect at all for ordinary people like me......"
"It's so interesting...... Sister Bai's eyes lit up, "This medicine is naturally used for pranks, Xiaojun, give it to me, let me try it with Yuan Da Immortal......"
"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu sneered disdainfully, "What if you have medicine?" Can you still let me eat it? Do you have that much ability? ”
"That's right......" Sister Bai was deflated at the time, "If I had such a great ability, I wouldn't need this stretching my legs and staring at the pill......"
"Who told you that this leg-stretching and eye-gazing pill was for eating??" The girl rolled her eyes, "The Stretching Legs Staring Pill I developed has a very special smell, as long as someone smells this smell, they will fall for my tricks......"
"Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me......" Sister Bai couldn't help but get excited again, if it was a pill to eat. She really may not be able to give Yuan Da Immortal to eat, but if she can make the effect of the medicine work just by using the smell, it is too simple.
"I'll tell you,......" the girl took out a small bottle from her bosom, "and this medicine is best dissolved in water, so that the smell will be stronger and the effect will be maximized......
"hahahaha......" Sister Bai quickly snatched the medicine bottle from the girl's hand, and held it in her hand, "I want to be invincible in the world, I want to be invincible in the world." I'll be able to clean up even the immortals in the future......"
"Comrade ......" Yuan Siyu pursed her lips and looked at Sister Bai with disdain, "Don't you have a long brain?" This leg-stretching staring pill, the medicinal properties are all in the taste, if you dare to open the bottle cap, who will be the first to be tricked? ? ”
"Ga ......" Sister Bai was stunned for a moment, and glanced at the medicine bottle in her hand, "So, who is cleaning up this thing?" Not necessarily? ”
"It's not necessarily......" Gu Yunfeng also became happy, "Why don't you open it and try it and see whose ...... it is?"
"Sister Bai, open it. Let's see how you stretch out your legs and stare at you......" Wang Xueying said with a wicked smile.
"Hehehe......" Zheng Dongfang also laughed and shook his head slightly, "Although the name of this medicine is quite vulgar, the effect of the medicine is quite interesting......
"It's really interesting...... Zhang Wenge laughed too. If you take a step and stare at each other, how funny is this person?? ”
"Xiaojun......" Sister Bai turned her head and looked at the girl angrily. Aren't you hurting me?? How can you do this?? ”
"You don't like it??" The girl gave Sister Bai a blank look, "If you don't like it, you can give it back to me......"
"Give it back to you......" Sister Bai angrily returned the medicine bottle to the girl, "I don't care about sisterhood at all, it's good sisters, with a good sister like you, I have been moldy for eight lifetimes......"
"Who's a good sister to you?? I gave you the Eye Pill for the sake of your apprentice and her mother, do you think that I will give you such a medicine just because of your criminal behavior of digging into my corner?? The girl snorted coldly and took the medicine bottle back into her arms.
"Xiaojun......" Nie Canglong leaned into the girl's ear, "Otherwise, you can give me this leg stretching and staring pill, I like this ......"
"Do you like it??" The girl raised her eyebrows, then took out the medicine bottle again, "Then I'll give it to you......"
"Okay......" Nie Canglong was excited at that time, snatched the medicine bottle, kissed it on the bottle, and then quickly took it into his arms.
"I said, did you do it??" Sister Bai saw that the medicine bottle in her hand was actually in Nie Canglong's hand, and she suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, "If you want to kiss my sister's hand, you don't need to be so indirect?" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to Nie Canglong, "If you want to kiss, kiss it, sister doesn't care at all......"
"I like bear paws, and I like pig paws, but I don't like your paws......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, knocked off Sister Bai's paws, and said angrily.
"What did you kiss about the bottle that my sister touched??" Sister Bai rolled her eyes and said.
"I'm kissing a biochemical grenade, it has nothing to do with your claws...... Nie Canglong couldn't help but pout, "Besides, most of the bottles on it are our Xiaojun's body temperature, and it has nothing to do with you......"
"What did you just say??" Sister Bai didn't pay attention to the second half of Nie Canglong's words, "What biochemical grenade??" ”
"It's just stretching out your legs and staring at the pills......" Nie Canglong smiled proudly, "As long as I see who is not pleasing to the eye, throw the bottle at his feet, hahaha......"
"If you throw it like this, won't you be hit yourself??" Sister Bai blinked her eyes and said with some puzzlement.
"Why are you so stupid??" The girl couldn't help but roll her eyes, "The grenade exploded next to me, and it can hurt yourself......"
"Oops......" Sister Bai suddenly exhaled in pain and covered her chest, "My heart hurts so much......"
"Whew......" Yuan Siyu took a long breath, "I didn't expect this Leg Stretching Staring Pill to be used like this, it's really unexpected, if this Leg Stretching Staring Pill is in my hand, as long as I control the time when the bottle breaks, I can basically use it as an artifact......
"Yes, yes......" Gu Yunfeng nodded violently, looking at Sister Bai with a playful face, that schadenfreude momentum, but it was not mentioned.
"Sure enough......" Zheng Dongfang also shook his head with a sigh, "It's gold, there will always be a time to shine, it's a thousand miles, you have to meet Bole, Canglong is Bole......"
"Who would have thought that this medicine could be used like this??" Zhang Wenge also sighed, "I'm completely convinced today, the reason why Canglong is an immortal is not for no reason......"
"Brother Nie, I adore you so much......" Zhang Xiaohua'er looked at the man with a look of adoration and said shyly.
"You are not allowed to worship my master, if you want to worship, I will worship ......" Wang Xueying glared at Zhang Xiaohua'er and said fiercely.
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