The Jade Emperor gave an order, and the immortals who had just avoided it and were not in a hurry immediately had a tendency to rush up.

"Jade Emperor, do you see the slogan on my head? Aren't you afraid? Niu Shuzhu said nervously.

The Jade Emperor was shocked, thinking that Niu Shuzhu had something to rely on, and looked carefully at Niu Shuzhu's forehead.

No matter how much the Jade Emperor said it, he was tens of thousands of years old, his eyes were really not very bright, and he deliberately took a few steps forward.

"You're the dog, you're the pig, you're the donkey! Look at how I make you a bastard worse than dead, dare to play me again and again, and if you don't kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, I won't be the Jade Emperor! The Jade Emperor jumped to his feet and scolded the street.

Damn, I actually think that I can save my life by this means, and I am an idiot of the Jade Emperor.

The howling dog and the donkey mourned that they had been shot while lying down, while the spirit deer, the lion and the old cow were secretly glad that they had not been scolded.

King Tota Li had already grabbed Niu Zhuzhu's arms with both hands, and in order to show himself in front of the other immortals, he even threw the tower.

"For the sake of the Jade Emperor, I, Li Jing, do not seek fame and profit, but I seek Dan to follow the fairy world, and I am not afraid of death, so what about being a dog."

While subduing the bull bolt pillar, Li Tianwang did not forget to express the dog's loyalty to his master, and expressed his feelings that he thought he was outstanding.

Nezha also flew over, stretched out his hand to cover Niu Zhuzhu's mouth, which cooperated with him and his father for tens of thousands of years, it can be said that he has a heart.

Oops, it was the father and son who took the lead again. The immortals beat their chests for not being dogs.

Miscalculation, I didn't expect so many people in the fairy world to compete to be dogs, it seems that I really underestimated them. Niu Shuzhu shouted in surprise.

They were originally the dogs of the Jade Emperor, and your slogan might as well write that you don't have a little cock, that would be a greater threat to them. The roaring dog said helplessly.

Don't comment, hurry up and mention the Queen Mother, otherwise it will be too late. Linglu said urgently.

"Jade Emperor, do you still want to see the Queen Mother, do you know how my godmother has been living these days?" The cow bolt was covered in the mouth.

The Queen Mother? The Jade Emperor was stunned.

"Wait a minute." The Jade Emperor rushed out and stopped Li Tiangu, who had already dragged the bull bolt pillar to the door of the main hall (there was no tower to support, and he thought he was a dog, so he could only call him that for the time being).

"Let him come back." The Jade Emperor found that he still wanted to know the Queen Mother's recent situation, even if it took him three days to just accept the reality of being cut in two.

The Jade Emperor ordered, the two puppies did not dare to be disobedient, Li Tianwang (he didn't kill the cow bolt pillar is naturally not a dog, and the title quickly changed again) faintly had a bad premonition, it seemed that this time he really wanted to be a dog and eat.

"I'll fill the front of the merit book for both of you with a minus sign." Niu Xuanzhu said viciously to Tota Li Tianwang and Nezha.

Li Tianwang shouted that he had miscalculated, and his premonition was really a bad spirit.

"How is the Queen Mother doing these days? Say! "The majestic Dao of the Jade Emperor.

"The Queen Mother didn't speak for three days, and touched her ears more than a hundred times." Cattle bolt pillar road.

After listening to Niu Zhuzhu's words, the Jade Emperor sat back on the dragon chair in a daze, the expression on his face changed, and he unconsciously put his mother's finger into his mouth, biting his nails, which showed that he was struggling in his heart.

Time is constantly passing, Niu Xuanzhu is like a prisoner waiting for the sentence to be announced, and when the Jade Emperor speaks again, it is the time to decide whether he is alive, dead, or worse than dead.

"You stay, the others, retreat."

The Jade Emperor's voice was not loud, but it made Niu Xuanzhu let out a long breath, he knew that his chances of survival had greatly increased.

The immortals seem to have received amnesty, running faster than the fire and earthquake, and in order, I don't know if it is because the emergency response training for natural disasters in the fairy world is in place.

Of course, there are exceptions, Tota Li Tianwang (fortunately he still remembers to pick up the tower) and Nezha looked a little lost, and there were tears of remorse in their eyes, they were zuihou who withdrew from the Lingxiao Palace.

When there were only two people left in the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor walked in front of Niu Zhuzhu.

"What is your relationship with the Queen Mother?" This is the issue that the Jade Emperor is most concerned about as a man.

"The Queen Mother is my godmother."

"That's it?"

"I swear, it's a howling dog to talk nonsense."

The Howling Dog glared fiercely at the bull bolt in his consciousness.

"But she didn't hesitate to turn her face on me for you."

"She's not going to turn her face with you for me."

"Is that because of weishenme?"

Niu Xuanzhu smiled proudly, as if he had given someone someone an intelligence question, the more anxious the Jade Emperor was to know the answer, the stronger his sense of accomplishment, and the less eager he was to reveal the riddle.

Fortunately, I had long expected the Jade Emperor to ask this question, and I had done in-depth thought and research on it, I was so prescient, didn't I, brothers.

Real donkey, this is all with in-depth thinking, which is enough to prove that your IQ is too much in arrears, and if you don't recharge, you will have to cancel the card. Donkey Road.

Niu Xuanzhu was unconvinced and wanted to argue, but the Jade Emperor had already pulled out his sword.

"Do you want to say it? If you dare to lie to me, I will cut you out with my own hands. ”

This Jade Emperor has a really explosive temper and can't joke.

"I say because ...... You ......"

The Jade Emperor's eyes widened more and more as the long sound of the bull bolt pillar widened, and his breathing stopped.

"It's so hard to sing!"

"I don't sing well? Baga, what kind of reason is this, you are talking nonsense again. "The Jade Emperor's sword is going to be cut down again.

"Originally, the queen mother you sang didn't know how to love, she really ran out of tune, the queen mother listened to it more than a dozen times, and the more she listened to it, the more angry she became. It's not that I'm talking about you, you have to know your weaknesses and learn to hide your clumsiness, you can even run away from Gong Shenpo's songs, and the estimated level can only hum nursery rhymes, I don't rarely talk about you, listen to my brother Zhu's advice, next time you have something to say directly, stop singing, okay? ”

The Jade Emperor woke up like a dream, although Niu Xuanzhu's words were messy, but he still understood the reason for the queen mother's anger, and also understood that he had inadvertently really hurt the queen mother's heart this time.

Hopefully, there is still a possibility of remediation.

"You said she touched her ears more than a hundred times in three days?" The Jade Emperor thought of Niu Zhuzhu's words just now.

"yes, those earrings must be worth a lot."

"Did she say anything else?" The Jade Emperor has basically mastered the skill of talking to Niu Xuanzhu, and can filter out the nonsensical brain-dead parts, and only focus on the information related to himself.

"I didn't speak much, and I didn't understand what I was saying."

"What did she say? Tell me, I can not kill you, and let you be your immortal official at ease. "The Jade Emperor needs a hope, a little light.

"She said I was three knives, and I was talking about it, haha, you said it was funny, not funny."

"Funny fart, what about anything else?" The Jade Emperor was almost speechless, and he suspected that Niu Xuanzhu was playing tricks on himself again.

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was about to turn his face again, while despising the Jade Emperor's moodiness, Niu Xuanzhu desperately recalled what the Queen Mother had said in order to save his life.

"There seems to be another sentence, what, I thought I would forget what I lost, but I found that I couldn't lose the person in my heart. You said that what does it have to do with losing things and being embarrassed, the queen mother threw earrings and not pants, how can it be embarrassing, haha. ”

A sentence that Niu Shuzhu thought was very funny, but it sounded like drinking a sip of royal jelly mixed with men's nutrient solution to the Jade Emperor.

"She still remembers me, she still has feelings for me, is there? What else did she say? The Jade Emperor shook Niu Zhuzhu's body excitedly.

"It's gone."

"No way, there must be! Don't say I'll kill you, think about it. ”

You're forcing me to tell me nonsense. Cow bolt pillar heart road.

He understood what the Jade Emperor wanted to hear, anyway, he didn't want money for talking nonsense, so that the Jade Emperor was happy and happy that his life was saved.

"She says she loves you very much."

Just drank royal jelly, Niu Zhuzhu gave the Jade Emperor another Viagra lollipop.

"Wow, really?"

"And said that you have filled her heart."

After the lollipop, there is another mouthful of royal jelly, and if it continues to be replenished like this, the elephant can't stand it.

"Go on, there's more."

"She said that she was not right before, and she was too fierce to you."

The Jade Emperor is almost sweet to death, and the more he looks at the cow bolt pillar, the more cute he becomes, and he can't wait to kiss it.

"You little bastard, you talk nonsense for your life, my people have made you lose everything, see if I don't tear your mouth apart!" The Queen Mother, who was hiding in the shadows, finally lost her mind, and a hungry tiger pounced on the bull bolt pillar.

The Queen Mother didn't want to show up, but she really couldn't listen to it, this Niu Shuzhu was about to throw her people to her grandmother's house, and she was originally sent to persuade Niu Shuzhu to surrender, hoping that the Jade Emperor could really repent and give herself a step down, but I didn't expect this kid to let himself out, what a miscalculation.

Seeing the Queen Mother suddenly descend from the sky, Niu Xuanzhu's surprise was not trivial, and he immediately hid behind the Jade Emperor.

"Godmother, why are you here?"

"I don't know how your kid has ruined my reputation if I don't come, see if I don't kill you."

"Godmother, don't be angry, it was the Jade Emperor who forced me, if I don't say that, he will kill me, I didn't mean to."

The bullbolt pillar hid behind the Jade Emperor to dodge the queen mother's capture, and the Jade Emperor stretched out his arms to protect the cowbolt pillar behind him.

"Beloved wife, queen mother, don't be angry, I know what you think in your heart, aren't you? In the past, we had too little communication, and it wasn't all your fault, let's correct it together in the future. The Jade Emperor firmly believes that the words Niu Xuanzhu said have indeed been said by the Queen Mother.

"I'll change my fart, I'll kill this kid with a mouth full of feces first, and then I'll settle accounts with you." The queen mother's face turned red in a hurry, didn't this become her own nymphomaniac who took the initiative to admit her mistake? When did my queen mother lose such an adult, she really jumped into the heavenly river and couldn't wash it.

The more angry the queen mother is and wants to grab the cow bolt pillar, the Jade Emperor will protect it thoroughly, if Rulan suddenly sees this scene, she will definitely think that her menstrual cycle disorder has caused hallucinations, obviously the Jade Emperor wants to kill the cow bolt pillar, the queen mother came to save people, why is it the other way around?

It is difficult to say things in this world, and the fairy world is the same, and what happened to Niu Shuzhu can be judged by common sense? So don't guess the plot anymore, you can't guess it, add a collection and watch it slowly.

At this time, the little fairy who was guarding the door passed by outside the hall, rubbing his eyes, not believing what he saw.

The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor are so childlike, they actually played with Gongde Xianjun and the eagle catching chickens, it turns out that they are also so loving people, do you want to join them. Xiaoxian couldn't help but think.