After Niu Shuzhu left, Rulan felt that there was an empty feeling in her heart, and she was worried that Niu Shuzhu would really die.

At this time, the Queen Mother came to Rulan's side.

"Xiexie, for the sake of your godmother, I will follow him and won't let him have an accident."

"Godmother~I'm ......"

"I know that this slut is sometimes hateful, but thanks to him these days, he has brought me a lot of joy, and you're starting to think of him, aren't you?"

"I didn't."

"Silly boy, maybe you won't understand your mind until later. Anyway, I'm going to protect that chattering fly. ”

After the queen mother finished speaking, she chased in the direction where the cow bolt pillar left, leaving Rulan alone to reminisce about the words of the queen mother.

The hall was as quiet as a government office after five o'clock.

The little fairy who was in charge of sanitation walked in with a cigarette roll and a dun cloth in his mouth.

When he saw the gods and the Jade Emperor in the hall, he was so frightened that he almost swallowed his cigarette and hurriedly retreated.

The little fairy who returned to the pantry drank a sip of water, comforted his frightened little heart, and complained in his mouth: I'm scared to death, hundreds of people gather together and don't speak, are they guarding the spirit.

Because of the shortage of manpower, the pantry also doubles as the security room of the Lingxiao Palace, and the cleaning fairy also works part-time as a doorman.

A little immortal like him doesn't have his own temple at all, and it is impossible to have incense tributes, and in the minds of mortals in the Nether Realm, there is no such No. 1 Immortal as him, he is simply a low-level blue-collar worker in the Immortal Realm, and he eats on a dead salary, so he is very unaccustomed to the group of immortals in the Lingxiao Palace.

These immortals of the upper class eat immortal food every day and don't do immortal things, I have been in Lingxiao Hall for so long, I have never seen them talk about serious things, except for infighting, they are sycophants, and they don't have the elegant temperament that immortals should have, and they are not as good as me.

Today is even more exaggerated, a group of people are standing there and wasting time, is it to get more overtime pay? Delaying my cleaning, delaying my time off work, what a bunch of bastards.

The more Xiao Xian thought about it, the more angry he became, and he couldn't wait to make a phone call to the focus interview to break the news, and send the video of his secretly shooting of the corruption of the immortals, so that the people in the lower realm could dispel all kinds of illusions about the immortals.

At this moment, a strange figure walked in front of Xiao Xian's porter and went straight to the Lingxiao Palace.

“zhanzhu。” Xiao Xian recited a decision, and quickly replaced the Baba Yellow cleaning suit with a toad green security suit.

"Did you call me?" Niu Zhuzhu was stunned and thought he had run into the chengguan.

"It's not who you call it, where are you the land lord, why haven't I seen you?"

Xiaoxian can still find some superiority from the land lord, and embarrassment of the land lord is also one of his few pleasures.

"I'm not a landlord." After Niu Xuanzhu finished speaking, he continued to walk inside, and he didn't set up a stall, and the city management couldn't control himself no matter how horizontal he was.

"Zhanzhu, whoever let you go, if it's not the land, you can't be let in, do you know what kind of place this is?" Xiaoxian conjured up a rubber stick.

I'm damned, it's really horizontal, no wonder people say "only 3,000 chengguan, seven days to restore me to Taiwan", it seems that it is not an exaggeration at all, look at this jiashi, there are 250 chengguan can make the problem of fishing (you know) fish island be fundamentally solved in one day, there is no problem at all.

"Brother Chengguan, I'm just going to go in and say a few words to the Jade Emperor, and I'll come out in a while, and go back and buy two good cigarettes to honor you." Niu Xuanzhu said with a smile.

"What? Find the Jade Emperor to talk casually, you are really easy, if I let you in, my doorman errand will be done. ”

Xiaoxian looked at Niu Zhuzhu as if he was looking at a mentally abnormal patient, and when he found the alternative slogan on Niu Shuzhu's forehead, he confirmed his guess even more.

Look at now, how much pressure there is to be an immortal, how cruel the reality is, in front of my eyes, is a living land lord who has been driven crazy, and they all say that exacting donations will kill people, I have long known that there will be such a day.

Looking at the crazy land lord, a sense of superiority that he had never felt before arose, and Xiaoxian felt that it was the happiest thing in his life that someone was worse than himself.

This also proves from the perspective of the gods that if you want to persuade people, it is best to say that you are ten times worse than it, it is best to cry in the dark, die and live, and add some hints that you want to commit suicide, so that it is estimated that the persuaded person will not only stop being sad immediately, but also persuade you in turn.

If you are persuading someone of the opposite sex, and you have already paid attention to taking advantage of the situation when you persuade others, then congratulations, now that you have succeeded, you can lie on his (her) chest or in his arms at this time, and cry and laugh as much as you want.

Xiaoxian felt happiness in Niu Shuzhu's body (please interpret this sentence correctly, don't think about it), and then there was a by-product called "sympathy", which made him suddenly feel that Niu Shuzhu was a poor good person.

"Brother, I know that the land tax in this fairy world is a little heavier, but there is no way, what is the price of the land in the human world, and what is the price of the building in the human world, you won't be clear about these, you want to intercede with the Jade Emperor to reduce taxes, I think you should save it, I can tell you clearly, no play!"

The more Xiao Xian spoke, the more engaged he became, and he put his arm around Niu Bolt Zhu's shoulder.

"I know you're stressed, but who's less stressed these days? Let me give you a note, you can use some special means to scare and scare those damn developers, such as making their load-bearing walls crack, making some strange noises in the building at night, or something, their group of people are superstitious, a little scare and scare, and the tribute will be whirring, and then you will be rich and flowing, but don't forget me. ”

Niu Xuanzhu knew that Xiaoxian had really misunderstood, and he also stretched out his arm to wrap his arms around the other party's shoulders.

"Brother, I'm really not the lord of the land, if you have a reason to let me in, then let me tell you, I am the new godson of the Queen Mother, the Jade Emperor's personal title of Gongde Xianjun, and also the messenger of incense."

The gatekeeper Xiaoxian suddenly became a bunker, and the hard-won feeling of happiness just now suddenly turned into a wisp of green smoke, and the inferiority complex pressed on him like a yellow-faced woman who was dissatisfied with three hundred catties.

Xiaoxian had a hunch that this time the little self-esteem and superiority he had left would definitely be incomplete.

When Xiao Xian was struggling on the verge of madness, Niu Xuanzhu had already come to the outside of Lingxiao Palace.

Taking a deep breath, Niu Shuzhu walked in with a smile as if he was about to bite.

"Everyone, I'm late, I'm really sorry."

As he walked, he greeted the immortals whose eyes were about to stare out on both sides, as if he had not seen him for many days.

And the immortals regard the cow bolt pillar as H7N9 bird flu, and they can't hide from it, and they are even more frightened than seeing the sweeping star, so that which side of the cow bolt pillar goes, the gods on which side will quickly hind their legs, and take out the magic weapon of the housekeeper to prepare to fight with the cow bolt pillar to the death.

Niu Xuanzhu was very embarrassed, he originally wanted to mix into the immortal class, and he was killed by the Jade Emperor before he could speak, but looking at the current situation, he could only stand in the middle, otherwise he would probably die under the magic weapon of the immortals.

Okay, you immortals, don't give any face, remember, if I can escape this catastrophe, we'll see you in the merit book. As long as Lao Tzu doesn't die today, go back and burn your merit book and roast chicken wings. Niu Shuzhu scolded in his heart.

"Jade Emperor Godfather, hello." It's rare that he still dares to recognize his relatives indiscriminately.

"Evil obstacles, do you dare to come to see me? Come, take him down, Ling Chi will be executed, I want to watch the ceremony, no, I will personally supervise the punishment. ”

The Jade Emperor didn't expect Niu Zhuzhu to send it to the door by himself, he was angry and happy, and he suddenly came to his senses.

Boy, if you break up my family, if you don't kill you for ten days and half a month, I won't be the Jade Emperor! Go back and ask Yang Jian again, the howling dog still eats people's hearts, I accept the reservation.