"Ahem." The horse next to him coughed twice at the right time, waking up the king of Hades.

"No, no, it's absolutely impossible! This kind of thing has only happened once in history......" Hades suddenly stopped talking, and then looked at Han Xu with a very sad and resentful look, "Could it be that you are not a human, but a monkey?" Or is it simply the monkey who turned in? ”

Han Xu: "......"

Uncle, can you give me some reliability! You're the monkey, your whole family is a monkey! By the way, big wet chest V5!

"Tell your lord, maybe it's not this book of life and death that is wrong, but something else is wrong?" Han Xu felt that he had to speak, and in this moment, he had already been accused of 'not being human', and he didn't know what to do for a while.

"Well, it makes sense, it's possible! Ma Mian, you quickly check the record! After all, Hades was a figure who didn't know how long he had lived, and after his initial surprise, his emotions quickly calmed down.

**********

When the horse-faced bewitching little body walked in with the 'back hand' of the king of Hades, Han Xu said that he was shocked!

It was square, with an apple icon on the back that was missing a corner.

it! Just kidding! How could there be such a thing in hell!

GM quickly seal him, Hades he hangs!

What makes Han Xu feel even more fucked up is that there are not only Apple computers in hell, not only electricity, but also the Internet! Five-grid signal, Internet speed is very high!

It's really kneeling for the sales staff of the State Grid and Network Services, the scope of this business development is really impressive! You are so dedicated, the model worker and the flower are definitely yours, proper! First place? PetroChina and Sinopec are a family!

*************

Just when Han Xu was thinking about this, the horse noodles on the other side were also discovered.

"Grandpa! You're stealing ...... again This kind of thing! I'm a lot older, and I still watch aiqing action movies, I'm really not ashamed! The most important thing is that you can just watch it, but where are you! The whole computer is full of viruses! Sure enough, I should have listened to my mother-in-law, and I shouldn't have let you touch the computer! Ma Mian suddenly whispered to the king of Hades beside him.

Grandfather? Hades is actually Ma Mian's grandfather? Next Olympics! This shijie is too unreliable! Well, this shijie is not reliable, if it is reliable, I am afraid that Lord Yan will not use an Apple computer, looking at ...... Lord Yama, are you okay! Your brain is a little bigger!

Hades: "......"

"You also know that the book of life and death we are using now is no longer the one originally given by Heavenly Court, it was torn up by the monkey countless years ago! Now we are using copies copied from the filing data, you do this, you are not sure where it will be tampered with by the virus, once it is tampered with, how can it not be wrong! ”

"It's not as serious as you say." Hades said with a little weakness.

"Then what's the matter with him! Weishenme's current book of life and death, there is no record! Ma Mian stretched out his hand and pointed at Han Xu, and the king of Hades glanced at him and was speechless.

"The Heavenly Dao is the most ruthless, our life and death books do not have his name, after the Heavenly Dao is confirmed, we will think that he is not within the three realms of people, gods and ghosts, and he cannot enter reincarnation, so he will naturally choose to wipe him out! It can be seen from the fact that the ghost gate was opened privately and he was thrown to the ghost field! You don't know what the consequences will be if an imp who has not cultivated stays overnight in Oninohara! ”

“…… Destroy all the forms and gods! I can't rub the slightest sand in my eyes, ha, it's really the style of heaven! It looks like something has gone wrong! Hades tugged at the corners of his mouth, showed a bitter smile, and then said.

"So, that's the end of it! We can compensate him, but we must not let him know about it! We need to think of a proper solution that can not only place him, but also not violate the rules of the Heavenly Dao. ”

It seems that it is not only women's intuition that is accurate, but also men's intuition that cannot be underestimated. This seemingly gentle and elegant beauty is really black and cunning!

***********

"Ghost Han Xu." Hades' voice was very majestic, and it was obvious that he had discussed it with Ma Mian for a while and had come to some conclusion.

"Because of our work mistakes, you died three months early, (the ghost doesn't know how many birthdays he has, but labor and management are the king of Hades, and labor and management say that you have three months, then there are three months!) It's such a happy decision! So we decided to compensate you and let you join us in the Hades and become a ......"

"I'm sorry, sir, I'm going to interrupt." Han Xu honestly interrupted him, "I don't want any compensation, although it is an honor to work under your command, but I am really sorry, I can't promise you." That's fine, you let me return to the world, not to mention three months, even only three days, and I am willing. ”

"Impossible!" As soon as his words fell, Hades denied it and was extremely resolute. "How can people be resurrected after death, such things that go against the way of heaven are absolutely beyond my reach!"

Joke! Even if you can live back, labor and management can't let you go! You are not in the reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao, let you go back, I am afraid that you will be wiped out by the Heavenly Dao again immediately, how can I make an excuse next time? I can't let you die and come back to life!

"Well, then since you can't come back from the dead, then I won't trouble you. However, I just want to be able to witness my yang longevity with my own eyes before reincarnation, and look at it twice, which can be regarded as a comfort for zuihou before reincarnation. "What kind of person is Han Xu, that is a human spirit who has been fighting in the bottom society since he was a child, how can he not see the strangeness in this matter? Before he said anything just now, he could still pretend to be confused, but now that his vital interests have been implemented, how can Han Xu be willing to give up?

Besides, he has long been puzzled about the cause of his death in his heart, and he doesn't believe the 'three months' yang shou that the king of Hades said.

"Ahem, this ......" Hades' eyes wandered a little, and he secretly wondered in his heart how could this little ghost be so smart and sleek, and it was not easy to fool at all! Let you see? Joke! You can't find your person in this book of life and death, and you can say Yang Shou again!?

"Childe's words are wrong, this book of life and death is in charge of the life, old age, sickness and death of all beings in the world, if there is a little mistake, wouldn't it cause a catastrophe? We can't afford this responsibility, so we can't do anything about Childe's request. "Just because Hades doesn't speak doesn't mean there are no ghosts talking. The horse's fluttering words choked Han Xu.

This woman is really not that simple! This knife is so bad!

Her subtext is obvious: What are you and want to read the book of life and death?

"Of course, considering that Childe is not familiar with life, so I will give Childe an idea." Ma Mian didn't let Han Xu open his mouth at all, and said in an indifferent tone, "You see that we have beautiful mountains and rivers here, outstanding people, birds and flowers, and it is a good place to settle down, so let's take the place of our Lord Yama, grant you a piece of land in this hell, let you recruit some subordinates, and give you an endless amount of money, to be a rich man, than the disturbances of the world, wouldn't it be more leisurely and happy?" ”

Han Xu "......"

When Han Xu heard her words, he rolled his eyes angrily.

I'll rub it, sister! There is a limit to what we can tell when we open our eyes, okay! Enchanting scenery!? What an international joke! The broken ground outside that is nothing but stones can be called beautiful mountains and rivers? Well, I barely think that that pile of small dirt bags is a mountain, but what about Nimana and water!? What about water! What about the water of labor! Say haode water too!

Outstanding? Regardless of the rest, at the very least, there must be living beings! If you go out for a walk, if you can find an ant, labor and management will kneel for you!

Flowers? You go out for a walk again, don't talk about flowers, you can find a dog tail grass for me, and you can do what you say!

Even the king of Hades was made red-faced by Ma Mian's words, and hurriedly lowered his head to sort out the copywriting to hide his embarrassment. Blue is better than blue! This granddaughter of mine is out of school!

The scene was quiet for a while, and the three ghosts had their own thoughts, and they didn't speak.

Han Xu was a little helpless. Because in any case, in essence, he Han Xu is a dead unlucky bastard, and within the jurisdiction of others, he is simply lacking in confidence!

Therefore, he needs to weigh his identity and make reasonable judgments to seek the best benefits! And now it seems that the biggest concession in hell is to let yourself stay in hell forever, free from the suffering of reincarnation, as for whether it is good or bad, that is, the benevolent will see the benevolent, and the wise will see the wise. Although he doesn't have to be subjected to various criminal laws before reincarnation, in the same way, this can be regarded as depriving Han Xu of the right to reincarnate again in disguise!

The horse face is even more holding, sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai. As long as Han Xu didn't know the truth about his death, then it wouldn't be them who were in a hurry!

And Hades......

"Ahem! Perhaps, I have a more haode solution. Hades suddenly spoke, immediately attracting the attention of Han Xu and the two ghosts. Han Xu was surprised, while Ma Mian was puzzled, she didn't know what kind of mess her grandfather was coming to make at this moment when she saw that Jihua was about to succeed.

"Your Excellency, please speak."

Han Xu couldn't figure it out, obviously he was only one hammer away from finalizing the ending, why did he change his tricks again? But this kind of peak and loop turn is exactly what he would like to see!

"It stands to reason that since you are dead, then there is absolutely no reason to return your soul, but I have a way to let you return to the yang world, but ......"

"As long as I can return to the world, I will agree to any conditions!" Han Xu didn't wait for him to finish at all, and interrupted him without hesitation, he was afraid that if he hesitated, the horse face that seemed to be graceful but was actually extremely treacherous would be full of branches.

Fortunately, this time Ma Mian was very well-behaved, just standing aside and silent.

"Are you sure? You know, everything is something you have to give up, and if you want to get it, then you have to pay the same price......" Hades hesitated for a moment, but reminded again.

Han Xu also regretted a little after saying just now, regretting that he had spoken too hard, now that he had a second chance, he naturally had to take advantage of it.

"That'...... Adults, please speak. ”

Forget it, no matter what! Anyway, Lao Tzu is poor and white, and the barefoot are not afraid of wearing shoes, afraid of a ball! As long as you can return to the world, love it!

"Well, it's not impossible for me to let you return to the world. It's just that you can't live as a human being again......"

"It's still a ghost!" Han Xu said with some frustration.

"Not really." Hades shook his head, not annoyed by Han Xu's repeated interruptions of his speech, he paused, looked at Han Xu and said meaningfully, "I give you a new identity, Onmyoji!" ”

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