The three gods don't count
I'm an atheist, and if I have any beliefs, it's that I believe in my party, although, I'm not officially converted. Therefore, I don't provoke them for any gods and the like, and they generally don't pull me to do something wrong.
So, as soon as I saw that I was selling dog skin plasters, I wasn't interested in anything. Wu Di also seemed to have an indifferent attitude, but Ma Ming was a little excited.
But the old man was still energetic, and said that he didn't want to help us see it, which made a few of us a little unbearable. When I come back and think about it, this is worthy of being an old Jianghu, who wants to capture the old indulgence.
Of course, since Li Jie brought us here, he will definitely be able to take it, but some still have to be set up. Li Jie began to introduce: "Do you know that there is a Wong Tai Sin in Hong Kong? ”
Ma Ming nodded: "I know, it's very famous, I heard that he has passed away." "I see Wu Di is a little stunned, anyway, I don't know, if I know, I just know that our weasel here is called Wong Tai Sin, so I can only listen stupidly from the side.
Then Li Jie began to blow: "My brother and Wong Tai Sin are from the same school, but they take different paths. When Li Jie said this, he danced with his hands, and stopped in the middle, deliberately selling a pass.
Li Jie glanced around, saw that we were all stunned, and then said: "Let's put it this way, Wong Tai Sin is a scientific worker, and our god operator brother is a scientific researcher. Wong Tai Sin leaked too many heavenly secrets------"
The god operator couldn't listen to it anymore, and knocked the ground a few times with a trekking pole with a smile: "Okay, okay, Li Jie, Master Li, you say, whatever you need me to do, I'll do it." Okay. ”
Li Jie licked his face: "Brother, these are all my friends, you can help take a look, and I'll bring you two bottles of good wine another day." ”
The god operator rolled his eyes and looked at Li Jie: "You brought wine?" Then I'll have to serve the dishes, and at the end of the wine will be all for you to drink. Li Jie laughed twice.
The divine operator said to the three of us with a face: "We are particular about this business, and if we don't believe, we won't count; If there is a disaster that cannot be solved, we will not count; If the hexagram is unknown, we will not count it. ”
As soon as I heard it, this old boy was really selling it, give me money, and I won't let you count it, and I won't count it.
It was Ma Ming, who nodded and snuggled over: "Old immortal, you help me calculate first, and see how my life is." ”
The god operator looked at Ma Ming: "You have to look at that piece, whether it is financial luck or official luck." ”
I estimate that Ma Ming said that he would let the fortune teller tell the number, in fact, he mainly asked about the official fortune, but we are all here, and we must be embarrassed to ask.
In the end, Jiang is still old and spicy, Ma Ming looked at the three of us, and smiled: "Then look at official luck and financial luck." ”
The god operator asked Ma Ming's birthday, looked at his palm, glanced at his face, and began to croak: "You are not rich and expensive in your life, but you have no worries about food and clothing, and your family is relatively harmonious." It's also true, even if it's bland. ”
Ma Ming stopped when he heard the god operator say this, and after waiting for a while, he didn't say anything, Ma Ming seemed to be a little anxious: "Old immortal, what about the others?" "We all understand that in fact, he wants to ask about the official career.
When Ma Ming reported his birthday just now, I counted it, Ma Ming still has three years to pass the age of competition, and now that the cadres are younger, his hope is basically very small. But from him, it shows how much desire some people want to be officials.
The god operator smiled, ignored Ma Ming anymore, turned his face to Li Jie and said, "Okay, I'll forget what should be counted, let's eat here today, and I don't want your wine." ”
Li Jie glanced at the two envoys, Wu Di and I glanced at each other, I looked at Wu Di, shook my head at the god operator, and made a "you on" action, Wu Di smiled and passed: "Old fairy, you also help me calculate, see how my fortune and official career are." "This kid has also learned from Ma Ming, called the old fairy.
The god operator looked at Li Jie, Li Jie pretended not to see it, and turned his face to look at the child next to him. The god operator sighed, shook his head, and began to help Wu Di calculate.
In the process of pinching his fingers, the god operator sighed in his mouth. But what he said to Wu Di was one or two sentences: "You have always had noble people to help, not something in the pool, and you will definitely do something great in the future." But don't be arrogant and rash, and handle your relationships well. ”
After the god operator finished speaking, he stood up and said to Li Jie: "Chief Li, what do you want to eat at noon, I will let you prepare." ”
Li Jie made two snorts in his mouth, gave me a look, and asked me to lean on the side of the god operator, I actually really don't care, first I don't believe it, and besides, he said those two sentences, I still suspect that Li Jie sued him about our situation. But Li Jie's love was difficult, so I had to rely on God's side.
"Old fairy," I also learned from those two, "you can help me take a look." ”
The god operator turned his face to look at me: "Young man, I can only watch two people a day, otherwise, if I leak the secret of heaven, you don't want me to have a short life, right?" ”
Since he has said so, what else can I say, I followed behind the divine operator, and I stopped talking.
Li Jie saw that the god operator didn't want to count it for me, and I didn't have such an urgent request, so I didn't force it anymore, and said to the god operator: "Brother, my friends are going back today, I can't eat here with you, next time I come, I will definitely come to bother you." ”
When it came to me, the god operator held my hand hard and whispered to me: "Young man, you haven't married yet, let's find a girl to get married, don't miss the good future." ”
I was stunned by what the God Operator said, and on the way back, I kept thinking about what the God Operator meant.
Our plane at two o'clock stopped in Changsha once on the way, and it was seven o'clock in the evening when we returned to Pengcheng. Before boarding, Li Jie reminded: "Don't forget your package when you get off the plane." "We all knew it was a souvenir for us.
Because our case is not over yet, we asked a security guard from our unit to pick it up, and we went to the criminal police team together. When he arrived at the criminal police team, the squadron leader on duty reported the case to Wu Di.
This Shui Wude is really not a good bird, he is a cultural liar, he opened a private detective agency on the Internet, and also made a killer network. It is mainly a private detective agency, and Killer.com is the post-service he shows to his guests to illustrate the strength of his one-stop service and network.
Unexpectedly, he really took the order, the specific client is unknown, it was to ask him to check Hu Liuqing, he cut some photos of Hu Liuqing on the Internet and newspapers, and secretly took a few photos of Hu Liuqing and other women. Hu Liuqing is blatant in many things, and he doesn't shy away from anyone at all, so Shui Wude was very simple to photograph.
Shui Wude gave these photos to his employer, who believed in his ability very much, so he asked him to activate the killer network and kill Hu Liuqing, and finally set a total price of 400,000 yuan, and 100,000 yuan was the deposit for checking information and killing.
Although Shui Wude, this kid is a big bad seed, he still doesn't dare to kill people. But 300,000 is not a small amount, after all, this kid went to school and was educated, so he even thought of killing people with a knife.
Shui Wude and a friend go to the teahouse snack shop and other places every day to see where there are some bad children who are not rich and have no big money, and they talk next to him, Hu Liuqing is rich, and he goes in and out of places every day, and he deliberately makes them hear. He was looking forward to a miracle, someone killed Hu Liuqing for money, and he could complete the task and ask for the final payment of 300,000 yuan.
Unexpectedly, someone really went to Hu Liuqing's house to kill someone, but Shui Wude didn't know if Hu Liuqing died, and after inquiring for a long time, he found out that Hu Liuqing's wife was killed, and he didn't know if it was related to him, and he didn't dare to ask for the final payment, so he went out to hide with his concubine.
The criminal police team has already given Shui Wude's website to the Internet Supervision Department, and asked them to check the website of the employer who chatted with Shui Wude to see if they can find the employer's information.
There was no work to be done at night, so I asked the security guard to send Ma Ming home from the eighth place, and I just followed him back to the station in the end.
On the way to send Ma Ming, I made a phone call to my little sister, and my little sister complained: "Instructor Wang, you still remember me, thank you." ”
I suddenly remembered the souvenir that Li Jie brought, I thought there was always something that girls could use or eat, so I said to my little sister: "How could I forget my cute little beauty, come over and see what I brought you." ”
The girl just couldn't help but coax, and her attitude immediately changed: "Okay, then I'll go over later." ”
After sending the horsepower, I went to the unit to see that Director Ji was not there, so I went back to the hotel directly.
I asked the security guard to help me carry my things, and the security guard asked, "What did Wang Jiao bring, why is it so heavy?" I smiled and didn't answer, and the point was that I didn't know anything.
After the security guard left, I quickly opened the box to see what girls used, and it was difficult to explain that the little sister of the province came.
I opened it and saw that there were two sets of cosmetics on it, and there was an invoice with tax exemption written on it, I really didn't understand what it meant, I saw that the brand was all in English, I didn't understand it, I looked at the back, and the Chinese word "Dior" was written. I think that's the way to go.
I'm looking at other things, all of them are some food, all of them are local specialties, all of them are Hainan, I picked them, and there are only two packs of coffee that I am still more interested in.
I hid my cosmetics, left the door, and lay on the bed waiting for my little sister to come, but when I was about to fall asleep, my little sister pushed the door and came in. I took a packet of coconut candy and shook it in front of my little sister: "Look what I brought to the beauty." ”
The little sister's originally excited expression fell, and her face was long: "I thought I was bringing something to be a bag of sugar." ”
I saw that she was unhappy, and deliberately teased: "If you don't like it, forget it, I bought it for you." ”
Xiaomei's face showed a hint of joy: "If you remember me, I'm happy." Then he kissed me on the face.
As soon as I saw that the heat was coming, I took out a set of cosmetics from under the quilt, and shook it triumphantly in front of my little sister: "You can kiss a bag of sugar, then, this, that, how should it be." ”
My little sister slowly walked up to me, snatched the cosmetics from my hand, blushed and said, "You're the worst." Looking at the cosmetics in my hand, I suddenly looked at me in surprise and said, "Ah, where is the duty-free shop, why don't you call me, I don't like this brand, I don't buy more at a loss." ”
The little sister approached me as she spoke, lifted the quilt suddenly, saw another box of cosmetics, and said to me hatefully: "I knew that you were hiding your secrets, and said that you were planning to give it to whom." Then he picked it up and said, "I like this taste, I'll spare you today." "Don't let me answer anymore.
I snatched it and hid it behind me: "It's not yours, I left it for my girlfriend." ”
The little sister looked at me, and suddenly hit me on the stomach: "Say, did you go out and seduce women again, tell me honestly." As she spoke, she hit me again, and her strength was really not small.
I took my two hands from behind, hugged my little sister violently, pressed her down on the bed, and kissed her on the little mouth, and my little sister immediately softened, and put her hands around my waist, as if the cosmetics in my hands had not been put down.
I had a fight with my little sister for a while, so I went downstairs to have some food, and when I went upstairs, I wanted to make love with my little sister, and she said that she wanted to take a bath first, and when she finished taking a bath, I fell asleep in bed. My little sister wiped my face with a towel, grabbed my feet and washed them, but there was nothing to say all night.