2. Quasi-Miao son-in-law

I chatted with Li Mingzhu with a lot of eyebrows, after all, I just said that I was helping her find a job, and it couldn't be regarded as molesting her, so Li Shiqing didn't say much.

The traditional Chinese medicine of the Miao people is very famous, and many of the condiments we eat are traditional Chinese medicine, so the dishes of the Miao family are still very delicious, but the taste of traditional Chinese medicine is a little strong. But game like a hare has a strong smell itself, and only the strong smell of the material can cover it up, so the game of the Miao family is still stewed and delicious.

I asked Li Mingzhu: "Little sister, are you all cooking?" Very tasty. ”

Li Mingzhu smiled shyly: "I made it, but in our place, the dishes I cook are relatively poor." ”

I thought of the Li people's food, and thought that she must also know what the Li people eat, after all, they lived so close, so I asked: "Sister, we ate at the Li people's house at noon, and they served a dish, saying that only distinguished guests eat it, it is too smelly, too unpalatable, and not as delicious as your food." Do you know what they give them food? I didn't even see it. ”

Li Mingzhu was very surprised: "They actually gave you a meal of Nan Kill, this is a dish they entertain VIPs, and ordinary people can't eat it." ”

I was surprised and asked, "I haven't heard of what is Nan Kill, is it also wild." ”

Li Mingzhu giggled, she laughed, two small dimples appeared on her face, and I was a little stunned. Li Mingzhu glanced at me, and said with a little red face: "Look at what to see." ”

I immediately came to my senses and wiped my chin with my hand, but it was okay and there was no drooling. Then I looked at Li Mingzhu again and listened to her continue: "Have you ever heard a saying, it is called 'not to be a guest of the Li nationality', that is to say, their southern killing is very troublesome to do, so only entertaining VIPs will be given." Blessed are you. After saying that, he giggled and covered his mouth and smiled.

I asked Li Mingzhu curiously: "They spent so much effort to make the dishes, why are they so unpalatable, and what are they made of?" ”

Li Mingzhu smiled and said: "They are using ------" Li Mingzhu was about to say, Li Jie stopped: "Little niece, come, accompany your uncle to have two drinks." ”

Li Mingzhu looked at Li Jie, I saw that Li Jie seemed to squeeze his eyes, and Li Mingzhu smiled at me again: "Forget it, I'll sue you next time, otherwise, you won't be able to eat." Then he took a cup and drank with Li Jie.

I was still stunned, Li Shiqing called me with a cup: "Come, Captain Wang, let's have two more." ”

I hurriedly picked up the cup: "To your brother." ”

I think there should be seven or eight catties of a jar of wine, when I pour the wine again, I am already about to lift the jar high, I poured my own, and then shook the jar, and there is, but not much.

Li Shiqing looked at me shaking the wine jar, squinted his eyes and said, "Brother, don't ask, we have more at home, don't be afraid of not having enough to drink." ”

In fact, this jar of wine, just spilled on the outside is a lot, if you use a big jar to pour a big bowl to try, it will pour fine, will not pour, may have to spill more than half.

I asked Li Shiqing: "Brother Li, why do you drink so much here?" ”

Li Shiqing said: "Have you ever chewed betel nut? ”

The betel nut, I really chewed, it was like a piece of wood, it was too uncomfortable in the mouth, and the throat hurt after a long time, it was too unpalatable. So I replied, "I've eaten it, but it's not delicious." ”

Li Shiqing smiled and asked, "Have you ever eaten fresh betel nut?" ”

I shook my head, we have fresh betel nuts there, and even if they are dried, there are not many people selling them. Li Shiqing said to me: "If you have a chance, you can eat fresh betel nut once, and you will know why our people here drink so much." With that, he nodded to me and raised his glass, "One more." ”

I saw that Li Shiqing would not say anything to me anymore, and saw that Li Mingzhu was idle now, so I asked Li Mingzhu: "Sister, does eating betel nut have anything to do with drinking?" ”

Ah Mei said: "Yes, eating betel nut is the same as getting drunk, and if you eat betel nut often, the amount of alcohol will become better." ”

I really don't know, it turns out that there is such a thing, that is, betel nut should contain a lot of alcohol.

Li Mingzhu saw me talking to her, and began to ask me again: "Brother, do you have any suitable jobs for me?" ”

I think I'm here again, so I can only fool her: "There are many opportunities in us, and they are all better than your current job, and when you get to the elder brother, you can arrange it for you, don't ask." ”

In fact, as soon as people drink, they start talking nonsense, I don't know what to call it at first, anyway, it's not messy yet, there is a guy in my family who is different, when he went to see his future old father-in-law, he just drank too much and was driven away.

That kid, all right, the father-in-law's family was happy to marry their daughter to him, as a result, when giving the festival gift, at the future father-in-law's house, the future father-in-law specially invited a few people with a better amount of alcohol to accompany him to drink some wine, and when this kid drank too much, his mouth was a little disobedient. He put his arm around his future father-in-law's shoulders and said, "Uncle, I'm very happy today." ”

The old man didn't get angry when he saw him drink some wine, and besides, in our case, those who are not married are not called mother-in-law and father-in-law, but only aunt-in-law. However, this kid pulled over to his future mother-in-law again: "My aunt, I'm very happy today." ”

In our case, the object of the aunt is called uncle, and the object of the uncle is called aunt. Now the old man and the old lady couldn't stand it a little. As a result, a happy marriage flew like this.

But this little girl took it seriously, and actually came directly to my side, leaned on me and asked: "Brother, you have to count when you speak, I don't think you Han people are very credible." ”

I hugged Li Mingzhu over: "You don't even believe your brother, who else can you trust." ”

Li Jie coughed, I felt my gaffe, immediately let go of Li Mingzhu, picked up the wine glass and said to Li Jie: "Come brother, I toast you and thank you for your hospitality." ”

Li Jie also picked up his wine glass and didn't speak. I peeked at Li Shiqing, and there was no expression on his face. After Li Jie drank a drink, he said to Li Shiqing: "The girl should also find a partner, and she can't be kept at home." ”

Li Shiqing smiled bitterly: "Her mother went early, and I can't manage it, so I don't listen to what I say." ”

Li Jie said to Li Mingzhu: "Girl, it's time to think about it. ”

Li Mingzhu said: "The men of the Miao family are too weak, I don't like it, I want to go outside and break in, besides, I'm just twenty years old, don't worry." ”

I pretended to be stupid and drank with Ma Ming, but now I don't dare to drink bowl by bowl, I can only drink one bite at a time.

Li Shiqing put on his face and picked up the cup and called me: "Officer Wang, how old are you this year?" ”

I thought to myself, what are you doing, you still have a family tree, do you really want to give my daughter to me, but I can only answer honestly: "Twenty-six." ”

Li Shiqing nodded: "You're not married yet, are you?" ”

I said, "No, I haven't found anyone yet." ”

Li Shiqing nodded again: "Come, I see that you have a good amount of alcohol, the young man has a future, do a good job." ”

After drinking, Li Shiqing said to his daughter: "Where do you want to break in, you see, those of you who are about the same age are all married, it's you, if you don't get married at this age, where will you find it in the future." ”

Li Mingzhu said excitedly: "I told my brother that I would go to them, otherwise, I would not be willing to marry someone." ”

Li Shiqing looked at me, I lowered my head, and Li Mingzhu also looked at me: "Brother, I'll go with you, okay, you promise me." ”

I pretended not to hear, and Li Mingzhu asked again: "Brother, you promised to take care of me, right?" ”

I couldn't help but answer: "Yes, I will definitely take care of you." "I thought to myself, tomorrow, I'll just take the plane and leave, then I still recognize you. Where are you going to find me.

Li Shiqing looked at me: "Officer Wang, do you think you can take care of my daughter?" ”

I can only speak now: "Yes, what I promised is that I will do it, Brother Li, you can rest assured." ”

Li Mingzhu said angrily to her father: "Look at it, my brother has agreed, what else do you have to worry about." Besides, I have no children. ”

Li Shiqing looked at me with straight eyes and said to me, "Can you promise to take care of Mingzhu?" I don't want my children to suffer any grievances, you have to promise me. ”

I feel like I'm playing a little bit big, what kind of guarantee is this, and what should I promise. Li Mingzhu looked at me and said to her father: "What do you want him to promise, I promise that he will definitely be good to me." ”

It's even bigger, how did it become that I was nice to her, as if I was her object. Li Shiqing looked directly at her daughter: "You promise, how can you guarantee it, you have met someone." ”

Li Shiqing said to me again: "Officer Wang, I believe that you are a good person, but I only have this one child, I want her to have a happy future, can you give it?" ”

I didn't answer, I didn't answer, I was supposed to do a favor, but now I have risen to a height, as if I have really become the son-in-law of his family. I was ruthless and let go, anyway, when the time came, I would put oil on my ass and slip away, so I replied resolutely: "I promise, it will be good for Mingzhu." ”

Li Mingzhu said fiercely to her father: "Now you believe it, you don't care about my affairs in the future." After saying that, he stood up and left.

Li Jie pointed his finger at me fiercely, shook his head, and did not speak.

After about a minute, Li Mingzhu came back, sat back in her seat, and picked up my bowl: "Brother, I respect you." I smiled wryly and took the bowl and dried.

Li Mingzhu asked me: "Brother, I'll go back with you tomorrow." ”

I said, "We've got our tickets for tomorrow, or you can take the bus, and you'll find me when you arrive." ”

I left the phone to Li Mingzhu, and on the way we walked, Li Jie looked at me and sighed: "Brother, you are too popular with women, you have to be more restrained in the future, or you will cause trouble sooner or later." I can only smile wryly.

The next day, after breakfast, we planned to buy some souvenirs and go to the airport. Li Jie said: "Give me your ID card, I will have someone prepare special products for you, and then they will check it in for you, change your boarding pass, and then you can just get on the plane." ”

We felt that this Li Jie was a little too polite, Ma Ming said disapprerovingly: "Lao Li, you are a little too much, thank you." Then the two walked forward with their shoulders crossed.

Li Jie turned his face and said mysteriously, "I'll take you to a good place today." ”

Li Jie took us through many alleys and walked many paths to a rural family. Li Jie got out of the car and knocked on the door first, and after a while, a little boy came over and opened the door, saw Li Jie, and called: "Grandpa Li." ”

Li Jie touched the little boy's head, then took a red envelope from his body and gave it to him, and the little boy ran back again, shouting: "Grandpa, Grandpa Li is here." ”

When we entered the courtyard, we saw an old man with a long white beard sitting in the courtyard, holding a trekking pole in his hand, and said to Li Jie with a smile: "Hey, I'm not here to play chess today, but I've brought guests." ”

Li Jie coughed twice: "Bring a few distant friends today, and let the elder brother show your hands." ”

The old man smiled: "You people in the officialdom, I can't see it, there are too many variables." ”

Li Jie said: "This is my friend, or I won't bring you here." They said to us, "This is my old friend, the God Operator, and he doesn't usually make a move." ”