While playing the limelight, you must not forget to pick up others, blindly only caring about yourself and being happy, sooner or later something will happen!

I am a wise man who takes care of all beings, and although I am very sure that I will be able to heal this black donkey that is about to hang up, I cannot tell them that. After all, Uncle Mo before me had already said that he couldn't do anything, if I suddenly came out at this time and said that I could cure it, then wouldn't his old man be very faceless, and no matter what he did, he couldn't make the old man's face unbearable, right? Besides, he is still Hua Yao's father, if I want to get his watery girl away, can I not have a good relationship with this old man first? If I offend him, then I have no hope of "cheating" Hua Yao.

So, a brilliant plan was formed in my clever brain.

"Huh? What did you just say to me, this black donkey brother? You speak louder, I don't seem to understand too much! "I deliberately went up to the sick donkey and crouched down, and then pretended to put my ear to its face, so that everyone's attention was drawn to me. They stared at me curiously, not knowing what kind of medicine was in my gourd. In fact, where do I have any medicine to sell, I just pretend to fool them again, and in our Northeast dialect, it is called fooling!

"Yu Xiaoxi, what are you doing, you are neurotic!" Chi Tiantian came over and criticized me, this chick is getting bolder now, if I don't take care of her well, she will turn against the sky!

"Shhhhh I'm talking to this black donkey, and he told me that he seems to have been poisoned by a plant called centella asiatica? As soon as these words came out, everyone suddenly looked at me with a little more surprise, especially that Uncle Mo, who was simply ...... in his eyes That's the surprise!

"Brother Xiaoxi, you mean, you mean you can understand Hua Niu?" Hua Yao also walked over and looked at me expectantly. Alas, this girl is so innocent and so easy to deceive. Can I rest assured that I will put you alone in this deep mountain village, no, I have to cheat you away before you are deceived!

"Of course, not only can I understand Hua Niu's words, but I can also understand the words of Hua Boy, Hua Xi, Hua Huan, and Hua Pi!" Grandma's, even I think it's too much to tell these lies. But since you've already started to fool, let's just fool to the end! Who made me a veterinarian whom everyone loves, and who is like hell if I don't go to hell? Uh, does this have any direct concern with me being a veterinarian? Yes, I said yes! Where do you get so much!

"Cut, don't brag about it here! I don't believe your nonsense, you must be talking nonsense again......"

"That's because you're stupid, and of course you don't know how capable I am! Tell you that not only can I understand these animals, but I can also understand human words and your sweet words? "I killed Britney hard and told her to shut up, I don't want this stinky girl who doesn't know the depths to mess up my plans. Xiao Tiantian was very annoyed when she heard this, and just wanted to say something to take revenge on me, but Hua Yao stopped her.

"Sister Tiantian, don't say that, I believe that Brother Xiaoxi must have the ability! You see, he can cure me even if I am bitten by a snake, and he will definitely be able to cure the flower girl! Hua Yao looked at me with admiration, her big sparkling eyes full of firm trust in me. What a Yao'er, what a girl! You still know your brother, don't worry, my brother will not let you down!

"Well, Yao'er is right! To be honest, I do have the ability to understand animal language, thanks to my master Marx, who taught me this skill! "I don't blush, I casually pull out a historical figure to be my master, this guy has accumulated virtue in his last life, and he is fortunate to be my master of Yuxiaoxi, you die without regrets!

"Hahaha...... Jade Creek You ...... Ha ha! Chi Tian smiled sweetly, leaning forward and closing back, and the flowers and branches trembled. What is so funny about you say, as far as you know Marx, whether you know the great man or not, don't everyone else here know? Don't tell me, they really don't know!

"Actually, this allusion to being able to understand the language of birds and beasts has been around for a long time, and in ancient times there was a person named Gongye Chang, and that guy could understand the language of birds. But everyone in the world knows that Gongye Chang can understand bird language, but they don't know that he also has a younger brother named Gongye Short who can understand beast language. My ancestor is this great sage named Gongye Short, and I am his seventy-fourth generation! "I first closed Britney's mouth with an extremely cold look, and then moved out of this ancient celebrity to come to town, so that I was not afraid that they would not believe me. But......

"Brother Xiaoxi, aren't you the seventy-fourth generation descendant of the divine doctor Hua Tuo? Why has he become the successor of the public ye? Hua Yao scratched her little head, could it be that she was suspicious of me? No, she shouldn't have that IQ.

"This ...... Is it normal for this person to have several masters? Back then, Master Confucius accepted 3,000 disciples, what's wrong with having a few more masters in my Yuxiaoxi? Okay, let's stop talking about these unimportant things, let's talk about how to cure this black donkey's disease! "I quickly got to the point, and I might have really missed out when I was asked by them like this.

"That'...... Okay, Brother Xiaoxi, tell me how to treat Hua Niu! The flower girl is dying! Hua Yao's tone became worried again.

I analyzed it, and the poison in this flower girl is centella asiatica. In fact, poisoning is not what we generally think, and it is not as evil as some martial arts novels say. Its essence is the process of foreign objects affecting the normal operation of the body, resulting in the disorder of the body's operation. It's like gas poisoning as we know it, but it's not actually the gas that poisons us. It is the carbon monoxide in the gas that makes the hemoglobin in the blood lose its ability to transport oxygen, which causes people to die of lack of oxygen. In the same way, this centella asiatica poisoning is also the same reason. What kind of poison can only be solved by a unique antidote, where does the bullshit antidote come from, it's all martial arts novels that fool us. (The above is purely my personal opinion, it may not be in line with the scientific basis, if there is anything wrong, it is not right, anyway, just know that it is the case)

The toxins of centella asiatica are acidic, and in order to detoxify, they must be neutralized with alkaline drugs before they can be treated. This is why people who are usually poisoned are usually treated with soapy water in their stomachs. Because soapy water is alkaline, it can play a role in neutralizing acidic poisons. With that in mind, I developed a strategy.

"Well, I heard this donkey tell me just now. It said that once upon a time, it had a sister who was also poisoned by centella asiatica, and she was about to die, but then she accidentally drank the sewage in the saline-alkali field to save her life, which means that the saline may be the antidote to centella asiatica! "I made it up so casually, and those villagers were really skeptical. In order to reassure them, I continued to lie.

"I think this donkey is also dying, as the so-called donkey is dying, and his words are also good! I think what it said may be true, maybe it's true, let's just give it a dead donkey as a live donkey doctor, it's better to be cured, if it can't be cured, there's no loss, right? "Obediently, I really admire my eloquence, and I believe it until I deceived this group of people in a daze.

"That'...... So what do we do? The young man hurriedly came over to me and asked me.

"I don't know what to do about this, so I'd better ask this donkey's opinion!" Of course, I can't just say what to do, in that case, I won't slap my father-in-law in the face in public! People have said that he is powerless against this poison, how can I say that I have power? It's still good, just say it under the guise of the donkey's identity. In this way, Uncle Mo can not only keep the good reputation of the patriarch, but also the donkey can save his donkey life, and I will not offend his old man, isn't this the result of the three wonders?

Uncle Mo, Uncle Mo, old man, old man. Virtuous son-in-law, I have good intentions for the sake of your old status and reputation, and I am so bitter that I almost vomit bile. For the sake of my loyalty and filial piety, you can give me my daughter when you are old!

"Oh, I just asked the donkey. It said that all it was necessary to get a bucket of warm water, then enlarge it and put a lot of alkaline noodles into it, and finally pour the alkaline water into it. "I know that the conditions here are backward, and I can't get high-end chemicals like soap. But it's okay to have alkaline water, I don't think there will be even alkaline water here!

"Okay, I'll get some lye right away!" The young man quickly ran to the house to prepare the alkaline water, leaving a group of worried people and people watching the excitement anxiously waiting.

Actually, I'm not 100% sure that this method will work, but now that the words have been said, I can't take it back. As the saying goes, it is in people to make things happen, and it is in heaven to make things happen. Let's take one step at a time, I just hope that your donkey's dog life can be bigger, and in that case it will not be in vain for me to put this effort into it.

Soon, Lian Sheng used a bamboo tube to make half a bucket of warm boiled water, which naturally added a lot of edible alkali. I took some antidote from the medicine box and mixed it in, it would be better. Anyway, it's all non-toxic stuff, and although it's a little bitter, it's not for me to drink. Whoever let your stupid donkey not pay attention when he eats, it will be a lesson for you to suffer a little. Remember, don't be stupid like Chi Tiantian in the future, don't eat everything in your stomach, you will suffer if you eat it badly!

I saw that Lian Sheng, with the help of another very strong young man, poured this half bucket of alkaline water into the donkey's belly. I'm really worried that the donkey will suddenly kick his leg halfway through, and I'll not end up in a bad situation. Now I can only pray for God's blessing, Lord Yama will give you a few more years of longevity, otherwise don't come to me if you die, I have done my best to you, and whether it is good or not depends on your donkey's own creation.

"Brother Xiaoxi, you say...... Do you think the flower girl will get better? Hua Yao leaned against me, her two little hands gripping my wrists tightly, and I could clearly feel her trembling. It seems that she is afraid, do you think I can comfort her without showing the spirit of a man at this time? Do you agree with me to comfort her, okay, I'll comfort her. So I gently held her pair of soft wattles and hugged them tightly in the palm of my hand, so that she could fully feel my strength, my strength, and my gentleness.

"It's okay Yao'er, don't you still believe Brother Xiaoxi? Brother Xiaoxi is omnipotent! ”

"Well, Brother Xiaoxi is very capable, Yao'er believes in you!" Hua Yaoqiang laughed, and let me hold and rub her two little hands. Tsk, it's so beautiful!

But there are always people who come over to give you a basin of cold water when you are proud of the spring breeze, Chi Tiantian belongs to this type of woman, you say that you can't get rid of your octopus anywhere, you have to see my wife scattered to be happy, right?

"Sister Hua Yao, come, come to my sister! My sister's hands are warm, I'll cover them for you! Xiao Tiantian broke my palm open, and then pulled Hua Yao past me with force, and my Yao'er was snatched away by her. Seriously, at that moment, I really wanted to pounce and slaughter her without caring for anything, you said that you can do less of such a lack of morality!

The damnable thing is still to come, and the little witch snatched my beloved Yao'er away and gave me a fierce white look. raised his willow eyebrows, stuck out his tongue, and the smug strength was indescribable. Chi Tiantian, Chi Tiantian, if I have the opportunity, if I don't destroy you, I will not be a man!

I mean...... If you have the chance.

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