Capable people will always be recognized by the majority, just as a beautiful woman will always be accepted by the majority of men.

The little brother is not talented, and he took the liberty of taking the title of this capable person here, which is really embarrassing. Okay, if you praise me again, people will blush! (Heart: It's okay, just praise if you want, I can bear it.) In fact, fame and fortune are like clouds with me, and I don't value other people's praise of me with a head and a face. Whether you are the fierce boast of the storm or the slow boast of the drizzle, I will gladly accept it. ）

Actually, I don't want these false names, but there is no way, public opinion is difficult, the whole cottage people say that I am a great person, and I can't shirk it, doesn't that hurt the hearts of these simple and kind people? Someone said well, no matter who you hurt your heart, don't break the people's heart. I am a messenger of friendship who values peace and strives to create peace for mankind, so I would rather bear these burdensome reputations than go against the collective will of everyone.

Do you have any questions? Do you want to ask why I am so popular with the villagers? Well, let me tell you, because I cured the black donkey that was about to be poisoned, to be precise, I cured the donkey in the name of "Gongye Short". The villagers now do not admire my medical skills and come back to life, but revere me as a "strange person", a strange person who can understand the language of birds and beasts.

Mom, this thing is good, but if it goes up to a level, it will be called deception from a moral point of view! Actually, where can I understand any bullshit bird language, I just relied on that three-inch mouth to fool, and the kind villagers who fooled all believed it. Isn't it a bit unauthentic for you to say that I do this, is it a little unacceptable on conscience, is it a bit like that! To be honest, while accepting the reverence of the villagers, I do have a little bit of guilt and a little bit of conscience condemnation. But if I think about it, I didn't do it right, anyway, I didn't cheat and cheat through this way, and even cured the dying sick donkey. I owe this to the broad masses of the people, and I deserve to be commended! In fact, there is no right or wrong method, it is just a means, as long as it is not used to do things that harm others and benefit oneself, it is a good method, it is worth advocating, so I am still right after thinking about it, so I am not guilty again, so I calmly face the public's reverence again. But then things got into trouble, and then my head was heavy. Believe it or not:

"Mr. Yu, what did you say happened to our old sow? I know that I eat and sleep all day long, and eat when I am full, and I can't stop screaming, what do you say it's talking about? "Auntie, isn't that a little too much of a question you've always asked...... That's it! This pig's nature is to eat and sleep, how do you think I know why? As for the fact that it barks all day long, it's even simpler, it's hungry! But I can't answer her like that, if I really say that, am I still a "strange person" who can communicate with pigs?

"Auntie, that's what happened. This old sow may be thinking about her son and daughter, you must have sold its last litter of piglets, it is distressed! So...... Therefore, it can only numb itself by eating and sleeping every day, so that it may feel better as a mother. As for its name, it's even simpler, it told me that it's too boring to stay in this pigsty every day, and it wants to find a wife to talk to! ”

As a result, a pig was added to Auntie's pigsty that afternoon, male!

That's just one thing, and there's the other one!

"Brother Yu, what did you say about this hen of ours lately, why is something wrong?" This good-looking girl also came to me for advice, and it seemed that I had to learn another "chicken language" in addition to Chinese, Mandarin, and our dialect.

"Chickens? What's going on with it? ”

"It's been annoying these days, and it can't lay eggs just by screaming!"

"Is there such a thing?"

"Well, look at what's going on? Communicate with it! ”

What to do, Shangbei! Am I backing down and telling this girl that I don't understand what the chicken is crying? Why doesn't it just lay eggs, does it want to rebel? Does it want revolution? Yes, it just wants revolution, it wants to get back a little power for women! Why do you have to let us lay eggs, haven't you heard of it, eggs are all meat that falls from the chicken girl, it's distressing! What woman doesn't love children, and what hen doesn't love eggs!

"Oh, I've had a deep conversation with it just now. It told me that it had been a little hot lately, and that the egg had melted in its stomach before it could be laid. And this one hurts its throat, it has to scream twice, otherwise it will be uncomfortable! ”

As a result, the hen of their family was improved in the afternoon of the same day, not only eating "cold dishes", but also drinking tea after the meal, chrysanthemum tea, and going to the fire!

There are two of these, there are three and four of them, the main character wants to talk about Hua Yao, this innocent and cute but somewhat immature little girl.

"Brother Xiaoxi, you are so amazing!"

"Alas, don't say it, it's nothing!"

"Brother Xiaoxi, then when do you say our flower boy can give birth to a few calves? It's been a long time with cubs, and it's got a big belly! ”

"It said that it was pregnant with a dragon and phoenix fetus, and it will be born in half a month!" Anyway, I can't stay here for half a month, so I don't care what you do when the time comes!

"Dragon and phoenix fetuses? What is a dragon and phoenix fetus? How can this cow give birth to a dragon, the dragon can fly! "Alas, do you think this innocent chick is extremely cute, or is it really silly?

"The dragon and phoenix fetus are ...... This means that this cow is pregnant with two cubs, a boy and a girl! No, it's a male and a female! "I didn't bother to explain to her, and she didn't necessarily understand the explanation. Children, just coax her.

"No, Brother Xiaoxi, this cow can't give birth to so many cubs, my father said that our cow can only be one at most!" It's really fake, is it true that cows can only give birth to one cub per litter? If that's the case, then I'm going to hit the muzzle of the gun! No, I'm a veterinarian, how can I not know this common sense, I haven't heard of such a thing? It seems that there is only one possibility, the placenta of their cow has a problem and has shrunk, so it can only fit the next calf. My mother, do you think people can believe me when I explain it like this?

"You don't understand this, do you know Darwin's theory of evolution, this cow of yours has been exposed to radiation recently, so it has stimulated its rapid evolution. It is no longer the ordinary cow it used to be, it has become a space cow that can conceive two cubs. And I just gave it a B-ultrasound, and the image shows that it is pregnant with a dragon and phoenix fetus! ”

"Huh? Oh, that's right, Brother Creek, you are so knowledgeable. I'm stupid, I don't know anything. That one...... What's that B-ultrasound, is it sweet or spicy, is it delicious? Hua Yao looked at me with a puzzled face, I knew that it was really a little difficult for her to tell her about these technological products, where did a girl who had never been out of the village in the mountains heard these terms!

"This ...... This B-ultrasound is not something to eat, it is something to see, and through it we can see things that cannot be seen with the naked eye. ”

"Something to see? So what color is it? ”

"Yes...... Yao'er, haven't you really heard of these things? Didn't your teacher tell you about this when you were in school? I asked casually, but I didn't know that Hua Yao's face immediately sank, and the corners of her eyes were half red.

"Brother Creek, I'...... I didn't go to school, I ...... We don't have a school here, and we don't have teachers. There is only one gentleman who teaches private school, but he does not accept female students. My dad said that girls don't go to school or not, they just need to do laundry and cook! Hua Yao's voice became smaller and smaller, and I could hear it, and there was an inferiority complex in it. Poor girl, if you didn't grow up here and lived in a big city, you would be a talented girl with excellent grades. But then again, it is precisely because of the environment here that she has created such a simple, kind, pure and innocent temperament. Want to find such a girl in a big city? You ask Chi Tiantian if this is possible!

"That'...... Then you don't know how to read, too? I sat down next to her and asked softly.

"Well, my dad knows how to read, but he never teaches me. He said that girls who don't know words well will not be able to marry in the future, so he only asked me to follow Ah Niang to learn chores, and to go to the tea garden to pick tea, and then come back to make tea. Hua Yao nodded, I knew she might be going to cry if I continued to ask.

"Alas, poor Yao'er, poor Yao'er!" I gently grabbed her thin shoulders, trying to comfort her and rely on.

"Brother Xiaoxi, can you teach me to read? I really want to learn to write, but I don't dare to let Daddy teach me! Hua Yao looked at me expectantly, and her starry eyes were full of anticipation.

"Okay, I can teach you if Yao'er likes it. But this is to apprentice, I have to pay tuition fees for students! "I took the opportunity to tease her, how could such a cute little girl not be able to bear to tease her?

"Pay tuition? But...... But I don't have any money, A-Niang won't give me money. Hua Yao's eyes were a little more worried, this chick is so stupid, how can a girl like this be "stupid" and not feel sorry for her?

"I don't want your money for tuition, you can exchange something else with me!" I looked at her pink face in a daze, obediently, such a charming little face is really unbearable.

"Something else? But I don't have anything else of value! ”

"Aren't you the most valuable of yourself? As long as Yao'er lets me kiss her face, I'll teach you how to write! "Yes, such a delicate little face is not enough to kiss for a lifetime,

"Brother Xiaoxi, you...... You're bullying again, I'm ...... I don't study anymore! I told Sister Tiantian to go! Hua Yao's face flushed, she was infinitely shy, and she was about to run away when she got up. But where could she escape my palm, I just grabbed her wrist so lightly and with a force, she was back to square one...... A little bit, it "happened" to sit on my lap.

"Silly Yao'er, how could Brother Xiaoxi bully you? I was just joking with you, I'll teach you how to write, I'll teach you what to write, okay? ”

"Well, Brother Xiaoxi, you're so nice!" Hua Yao smiled shyly, her face flushed unabated, but her delicate body consciously snuggled in my arms. I saw the opportunity, and quickly reached out my arms to hold her, and lowered my head to kiss her on the cheek.

Tsk, God treats me well, such a beautiful thing actually makes me ...... That's all I have!

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