When I led Obama back, I found that the standoff between Celery and Amy was still going on.

It's just that both of them have an extra bottle of drink in their hands to moisten their throats.

Celery is holding a glass bottle of lemonade (possibly from a nearby grocery store) and has already drunk half of it.

Amy lay on the saddle of the car, silently sucking the carton of milk through a straw.

Because the war of words consumed too much water, the two of them were already completely in a state of dry mouth, and when they saw me coming back, no one took the initiative to talk.

They just looked at me separately and tried to win my support.

What's the point of fighting! Do you think it's the U.S. election, and there's a presidential televised debate tournament?

Fortunately, with Peng Thos watching, Xiaoqin didn't dare to make a mistake, otherwise Amy's acting career would have ended early.

"Your back hasn't healed yet, so go back and rest early."

I said to Amy, who was already feeling a little unwell from her prolonged exposure to the sun.

Amy looked at me a little complainingly, trying to speak but her voice couldn't do it, so she took out her pink flip phone from the crack in the sofa, pressed her fingers quickly for a long time, and then beckoned me to come over and look at the words on the screen.

I leaned over and saw that Amy's phone was in the state of text message editing, and a sentence had just been spelled on the screen:

“Kissme”

Ah, it's so hard English, don't look at the subjects I'm not good at here, okay!

I know that "me" stands for "me", but what does the first word mean?

K starts? As I recall, the word "killer" seems to start with K, and of course "kill" also starts with K...... Does this phrase mean "kill me"?

What a strange request! I've lived for 14 years, and I've never seen such a request! Amy, although you were born a road idiot and have never eaten potato chips, but life is much better than ordinary people, weishenme can't think about it like this, you have to seek death!?

Huh? Seeing that I was slow to act, he still squeezed his eyebrows and urged me! What the hell do you want me to do? Will he strangle you with one hand? Penthos is right next to him, if you want to find a professional killer, go find him!

"No way!" I sternly refused, "I won't do this kind of thing anyway!" ”

"You...... How dare you refuse me......"

Amy's voice was slightly hoarse, and she couldn't speak anymore halfway through.

She quickly pressed a button on her phone and poked the screen to me again.

There is only one letter: "Y"

What kind of dumb riddle is this? Does it mean "yes" or "no" that often appears in computer programs?

No, of course! Ants are still stealing life, why do you have to die at a young age! Or do you actually want to go to "Facebook" in the United States, because Facebook is outside the mainland wall, and you can't log in, so you are addicted to the Internet, so you play this kind of dumb riddle with me?

No, no, no, it's completely illogical, what the hell do you want to do! Speak Chinese! Please speak Chinese!

The sun above me dimmed suddenly, and Penthos walked up behind me and patiently explained:

"'Kissme' means 'kiss me' and 'Y' is an abbreviation of 'why', which means 'weishenme'."

Amy glared at Penthos fiercely, apparently disgusted with his talk.

After doing it for a long time, I'm still competing with Xiaoqin! Because Xiaoqin said that she had already kissed me, would you like to come with me again? I didn't understand the rejection, and I was very angry and asked me weishenme refusal!

I don't want to kiss girls at all, and I don't want to kiss you little girl! And kiss you in front of Xiaoqin and Peng Thos, you are not ashamed, I am still ashamed!

In order to be able to see the content on Amy's phone, I was bent over, my face was leaning forward, and I maintained a very uncomfortable position, and now that I understood what Amy's request was, I immediately felt that it was time to retreat.

Amy suddenly reached out and grabbed my sleeve, trying to pull my upper body lower.

With her strength, I could have gotten rid of it with a slight struggle, but I was afraid of aggravating her back injury, so I reluctantly complied with her wishes, leaned forward, and bent to the point of almost half-kneeling.

When Amy's eyes fell to the same level, her blue eyes showed joy in the success of the plan, and then she pursed her lips and imprinted a deep kiss on my cheek.

It may have been aimed at my lips, but due to a miscalculation, Zuihou's kiss was off.

Amy immediately corrected it, as her wet lips slid across my face and onto the corners of my mouth after she had just drunk the milk.

It was only then that I realized that Amy's kiss was refused, so he forced a kiss on me! What a strong possessiveness! You really think of me as your own personal belongings!

Before the four lips were completely together, I angrily moved my face away, trying to put an early end to this boring behavior.

Amy, who realized this, didn't want to let me go, she didn't even want to, she actually bit me the lips!

Almost gave me a bite to bleed! When I got back up straight, all I felt was a burning pain in my lips and a wet milk stain on my right cheek.

It's unhygienic! Amy, you little girl still spit up milk? Since you drink milk, give me a serious and responsible drink it all in my stomach! Don't bring it to other people's faces!

Although the kiss with me was short, Amy's expression suddenly lifted her toes, and she wiped the corners of her mouth like a vampire who had just eaten blood.

"Hmph, now, the manservant has kissed me too!"

Amy sneered at Celery behind me.

"There is no comparison between a noble kiss rewarded by a master and a cheap kiss of a common man like you! The valet will soon forget about you and return to being a loyal dog loyal to me! ”

"Wang, Wang!"

For the record, it was Obama who made the bark, and it was not me who was learning to bark.

Seeing that Qin did not respond to her taunt, Amy turned her head to me:

"Manservant, you said you wouldn't betray me! Don't you want my little favor!? ”

If your so-called little favors also include forcing me to kiss you, then I really don't dare to ask for it anymore.

This is the same, that is too, why don't anyone consider my feelings, and they all talk to themselves!

"Although I was going to explain some words to the manservant, my throat hurt too much, so I had to change the day...... Anyway, today is Miss Ben's victory! Hahaha-"

Because he laughed too hard, his voice couldn't stand it, and after "haha", he "coughed, coughed".

Penthos took the dog back to the back seat, closed the door, and sat back in the driver's seat to start the car again.

Before leaving, he gave me a gentle smile:

"Lin, I will be zaijian in the future, please protect yourself, otherwise Miss will be worried."

Penthos' driving jishu was as rugged as his appearance, and the black sedan was gone in front of us in the blink of an eye.

Xiaoqin then craned her neck to drink all the soda and threw the empty glass bottle in a nearby trash can.

"Phew—the black bodyguard is finally gone, and he's standing here, and my limbs are stiff."

As he spoke, he came and put his arm around me very naturally.

I took a step back and reminded Xiaoqin, "Hey, you're just my childhood sweetheart, have you forgotten?" ”

Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that she hit her head with her small fist and stuck out her tongue at the same time.

"Oops (⊙o⊙), I forgot! I'm sorry~"

Then he followed me and walked as he kicked the gravel on the road.

"Hey hey (*^__^*), although Ye Lin was kissed by that yellow-haired girl, the victory still belongs to me!"

"If you want to ask weishenme, it's because: the last time Ye Lin ended up with me, it was a tongue kiss! It's two tongues entangled, wet, slimy, and full of passionate love kisses! ”

Her eyebrows fluttering, she should have recorded it for Amy to see.

I thought Qin would ask me how Amy and I met and what our relationship was, but she didn't.

"If your childhood friend asks too much, she will be hated!"

Xiaoqin said to herself.

"And in the girl's comics, the eldest lady who is very rich in the family is basically all villains, not to be afraid, not to be afraid!"

"But my family seems to be better off than the class leader...... Do you want your mother to donate some of her wealth for charity......

Thinking about this boring question along the way, Xiaoqin parted ways with me at the fork in the road and walked to the subway station alone.

When I got home, I looked at the calendar on the wall and suddenly noticed a serious problem.

Before the summer comes, there will be midterm exams.

I'm not particularly worried about things like failing English.

My main concern is that after the exams, there will be a parent-teacher conference.

During parent-teacher conferences, parents sit in their children's seats.

Therefore, my father and Xiaoqin's mother will sit next to each other like me and Xiaoqin.

The two of them know each other, and Dad will definitely be surprised to see Aunt Ren, and Aunt Ren will definitely lead the topic to me and Xiaoqin!

I've been hiding from my dad before, and it's about to be exposed!