【132】 Preparation before the exam
I decided to do as well as I could in my midterm exams.
The difficulty of this matter is probably equivalent to Brother Chun's desire to dress up more like a daughter.
Mathematics, Chinese, English, History, Geography, Biology, Politics, Physics, Chemistry...... You read that right, there are nine courses in total, and ten fingers are almost not enough.
According to common sense, chemistry should only be available in the third year of junior high school, but when it was our turn to be in this year's class, I don't know what kind of wind the local education committee had, and actually printed and distributed chemistry textbooks for the second year of junior high school.
All the liberal arts, I don't have to count on anymore.
I forgot to write in language, I can't remember the era of history, I want to vomit when I look at politics, let alone English, and I can't tell the difference between Kissme and Killme.
Biology, a subject that is not liberal and unreasonable, can be spelled a little.
Because I loved to watch animals shijie when I was a child, the biology book full of illustrations is basically an extracurricular reading for me, although there are still a lot of things that need to be memorized, but fortunately, I am interested, and I inadvertently memorize test points such as "Artiodactyl".
But it is impossible to turn over with only half-hung creatures.
My main focus is on the three traditional science subjects: mathematics, physics, and chemistry.
Especially physics.
My biggest advantage is that when my father was a lecturer at university, he taught "Space Physics".
When I used to live in a miscellaneous compound, my house was full of physics magazines and popular science books, from popular science knowledge for children to cutting-edge theoretical physics.
For a young boy who is obsessed with airplane cannons and robots, these illustrated books are pretty cool.
In particular, several thick and heavy textbooks on the history of science and technology in the former Soviet Union actually talk about satellites that can launch laser weapons, as well as nuclear submarines built on the premise of destroying all mankind.
Basically, I read these books as fairy tale books, and if there was something I didn't understand, I asked my dad.
Therefore, my physics reserves are far beyond the level of junior high school students, such as "double star", "white dwarf", "black hole", which are very unfamiliar to junior high school students, if someone is willing to listen to me, I can talk to him for a long time, without ventilation in between.
My dad once said that if I could get into the top 10 in the class, let me pick an H object in the store, which is not a matter of nothing.
First of all, there are only 35 people in our class (the original 34 people plus Xiaoqin), and the top 10 results only need to be better than the other 2/3.
Secondly, if the science topics are particularly difficult, my hopes will be much greater.
But my best score so far is still 17th, I can't go up or down, and many people suspect that I cheated to get this score.
Only my dad believed that I wasn't cheating, because he didn't ask me to do well, as long as I didn't fight enough and didn't get hurt, he was satisfied.
This midterm exam, just work a little harder and give my dad a little surprise.
Holding my miserable report card and being ridiculed by Aunt Ren next to me is too cruel to my father.
After dinner, I told my dad for the first time: I want to do a pre-exam review, you see A'V and turn your voice down.
Dad was drinking coffee while reading the latest issue of Global Science, and when he heard me say this, he raised his head and said "Huh".
"Xiaolin, did you do anything to be sorry for your father?"
"No, no! What are you guessing! I just think that if I never worked hard when I was a student, I might regret it later! So work a little harder...... If you get a good test in the mid-term exam, don't you have more face when you go to a parent-teacher conference? ”
"That's just as well."
It's easy for my dad to fool me into looking down at science magazines again.
Poor Dad, I hope that when the time comes, my passable report card will be worthy of Aunt Ren's poisonous tongue next to me.
Mid-term exams are scheduled for April 18th, 19th, and 20th, for three consecutive days, followed by the weekend.
Approaching the exam, the learning atmosphere in the class is a little thicker, Xiaoqin secretly talks to me more often in class, and she can usually see her bow her head more K-books.
That's right, learning is the student's duty, don't study all day long and just think about you and me, the great goal of the Chinese nation to rise in the forest of the Shijie nation, when will it be realized?
If China can't unify shijie and Chinese can't become the common language of shijie, then how can I communicate normally with the people of all ethnic groups in shijie in the future?
Therefore, in order for me not to continue to memorize English in the future, please study hard for the rise of China!
In the self-study class, the speakers who were foaming at the mouth on weekdays put away their eloquence, and from my position, everyone was full of mourning.
I asked the class leader for leave to go to the toilet, and in front of the whole class, she just said coldly, "You can go." ”
When I was about to go out the back door and pass by the squad leader's seat, she didn't look back, but added, "No smoking!" ”
Who smokes! In order not to destroy the respiratory function of my lungs and reach a higher level of martial arts, I never dared to smoke! The smell of smoke on my body is often smoked in the toilet cubicle, and I was inadvertently contaminated when I squatted in the pit!
It took me a few minutes to solve the problem of Yoneda, and when I came out of the toilet with a sense of pride, I ran into the number one loyal dog, Brother Glasses, in the hallway.
He had a serious face, as if he didn't see who was on the other side, and was thinking about it with his head down.
I was depressed in the class for a long time, and finally came out to the toilet to relax, but I was still in this atmosphere, and I felt uncomfortable for him.
So I raised my hand and greeted him:
"Yo, isn't this a loyal dog classmate?"
When he raised his head and saw that it was me, his face immediately changed and his momentum became violent.
"You're a loyal dog! I have a name! ”
"Oh, then may I ask your loyal dog classmate, your surname?"
"Don't be surnamed Niu, Niu Shili is me!"
To be honest, I kind of regret provoking him when my left hand can't be used.
I've said before that he's a fierce man, and it's not just that he dares to speak up against my temper.
This guy is actually quite difficult to deal with.
I said I was the tallest person in the class, right? This statement is a bit of a small moisture, if Niu Shili was not a little hunchbacked, the highest laurel in the class should have belonged to him.
And don't look at him wearing a pair of black-framed glasses, he looks like a good student, but his physique is super strong. If I am a congenital deficiency, but I have a toned body formed by perseverance and hard work, then he is the type who is gifted and has a body like a cow.
Have you seen "Superman"? Isn't Superman's identity as a reporter before his transformation, Clark Kent, also has thick glasses and a sven look, but is he super rebellious under the suit?
Niu Shili has a bit of this momentum, and if I wrestle my wrist alone, I will lose to him six or seven times out of ten.
But when it comes to fighting, he can't beat me.
There are clouds in the martial arts world: one bravery, two strength and three kung fu.
This means that when fighting, courage comes first, liliang comes second, and only then does it take the turn of kung fu and skill.
For example, if an ant fights an elephant, no matter how good your kung fu is, you will be trampled to death.
But when two ants fight against each other, most of the ants who know kung fu win.
Then change the ant's opponent back to the elephant, but this time the elephant is a coward, and before the ant can make a move, it first covers its eyes and falls to the ground, shouting "don't slap your face".
So courage comes first, not just in fights, but in many other places as well.
Niu Shili is not a coward, he is a very backbone among good students, but he lacks experience in fighting, and if he really starts with others, he will still suffer.
For example, if you punch the past, a familiar hand like me knows the severity and can just swell the other party's eyes, but it will not hurt the cornea, but Niu Shili will worry that he will blind the other party and unconsciously restrain his hands and feet.
So in my estimation, although Niu Shili is better than me and Li Erstunned in terms of strength, but if you really fight, don't talk about me, Li Erstunned, who doesn't care about the other party's life or death at all, can also make him suffer a big loss.
However, this is just an ordinary brawl in the general sense, and if it is replaced by a life-and-death fight, the result is not easy to say.
As the number one loyal dog of the class leader Shu Sha, and as a representative of good students who are not afraid of me, Niu Shili has always looked at me unpleasantly.
Since the physics class was opened in the second year of junior high school, Niu Shili and I have a new beam.
Niu Shili, who has never fallen out of the top five in the exam, is the representative of the physics class of the second (3) class of junior high school.
But in my repeated physics exams, especially in the recent class quizzes, I always scored one or two points higher than him, making him the second in his class in physics. He couldn't figure this out and was very depressed about it.
Other students also felt that my poor physics score was so good, it was definitely not my own strength, and the unanimous opinion was that I plagiarized Niu Shili.
The question is how to copy in order to get a higher score than the person who was copied?
I didn't bother to explain it to them, and even if I did, they wouldn't be on my side.
Because I didn't actively answer questions in physics class, and I didn't finish my homework well, only the score was very high in the exam, so everyone thought that I had excellent eyes and could see Niu Shili's papers at a glance.
What logic! Except for physics, Niu Shili's scores are better than mine, if I can copy it, why not copy it all!
In addition, Shu Sha is the most eye-catching person in the class!
Speaking of cheating in exams, a few days ago, during the physics class quiz, Xiaoqin was sweating profusely in front of the paper, and I saw that she was pitiful, so I kicked her table leg with my foot, prompting her that she could copy my answers, but she didn't copy them.
Although she was very pleased with my generosity, Zuihou shook her head vigorously after thinking about it for a long time. It seems that although he appreciates my kindness, he doesn't want to cause me trouble, and he especially can't forgive himself for holding me back.
When the results came out, Xiaoqin became the only one in the class who failed and was criticized by the teacher.
It's a brain-wrenching! It's me on the left, and Niu Shili on the right, sandwiched between the two students with the highest physics scores in the class, and I can still fail!?
"Hey, this midterm exam, I won't lose to you again in physics!"
Niu Shili solemnly announced to me with a serious face.
I wanted to laugh, but I didn't.
Why didn't Niu Shili suspect that I was cheating to have such a result? It sounds like two martial arts masters are going to duel it out in a dignified manner.
It's naïve, but I'll respond to your challenge.
"Okay, let's work on it."
If the two of us do our best in the physics exam room, we can at least contribute to improving the average score in the class.
Teacher Yu, the head teacher, not only can't control the students, but also suffers from all kinds of anger in the staff office, and is ridiculed in every way because of the various bad deeds of the second (3rd) class of junior high school.
If the average score of the class can get rid of the fate of being the first from the bottom of the grade, it should allow Teacher Yu to take a breather, and Shu Sha, as the class president, will also feel gratified, right?
Of course, I'm just YY, and now I have added Xiaoqin to the class, a new recruit, she is a big liberal arts and a big bad science student, maybe she will drag the class back like me.
Reluctantly, before the exam, I used the break time to tutor Xiaoqin a little bit of mathematics, physics and chemistry, especially physics.
After all, it's a childhood sweetheart.,It should be common to do this kind of thing, right?
When Xiaoqin listened to me talk about gravity and drew a gravity diagram for her on paper, there were tears in her eyes.
"Ye Lin, although I didn't understand it at all, I was so moved~~~~~~
What is there to be touched about! But you can't even understand such a simple question, as a student, you should be so ashamed that you cry!