Xiuxian, okay. I think with my ability, I should be able to catch up with Rulan Xiaotao's level in one year, I should be able to fly to the level of immortal in three years, my goal is to be able to reach the realm of mana in ten years, and then I want to surround the stars in the sky like Rulan - with a chest, of course - and then turn Yue Liang into a heart shape, and dedicate such a pure night sky to Rulan, and then, while she is moved, I will ....... wah, wow. Of course, when the time comes, I can use every shape of little brother to satisfy Rulan, let her eat the marrow and know the taste, and surrender to her crotch at one time. Niu Xuanzhu looked at the starry sky and said in his heart.

Niu Xuanzhu didn't have time to immerse himself in his fantasies for a minute, and the sound of a donkey came to his head.

"Real donkey, let's wash and sleep, cultivating immortals requires spirituality and fairy roots, you haven't cultivated a fart immortal."

The lion said: "Not only does he have no spirituality and immortal roots, he doesn't have a brain, such a stupid child can also be used as a sunflower treasure to practice even if he gives him Jiuyang Divine Skill, and sooner or later he will go mad and kill himself." ”

The Roaring Sky Dog, Linglu and Lao Niu expressed their complete agreement with the opinions of the previous two contestants, and then the five fairy pets unfolded their deep contempt for the Niu Zhuzhu, digging up adjectives such as "the first waste wood in history", "ten thousand years of mud", and "cosmic garbage".

The more Niu Xuanzhu listened, the more angry he became, he was angry, it was clear that these immortal pets were part of himself, and he wanted to look down on himself so much, and what made him even more angry was that the advanced methods used by the immortal pets in the later years he could not understand it.

Okay, you say that I can't cultivate immortals, but I want to cultivate into a great immortal for you to see, and when the time comes, I will beat your body down and see if any of you dare to look down on me. Niu Xuanzhu's brain shouted at the brains of the five immortal pets.

The big words have already been spoken, and Niu Xuanzhu decided to start taking action immediately. He has mana in his body, he is very sure of this, and he also knows that his ability in the battle in the tomb is definitely the effect of mana in his body, since his body contains so much mana, then cultivating immortals should be a matter of course.

Originally, Niu Xuanzhu wanted to consult the immortal pets about the method of cultivating immortals, but now he is angry with the immortal pets, and he can't ask this question no matter what, so he can only think of his own way.

Method 1: Meditate.

This is the most common cultivation method in all martial arts movies and mythological dramas, whether it is internal strength or mana, it seems that as long as you sit for a long time, those things will fall from the sky and emerge from your dantian. So Niu Xuanzhu also sat down cross-legged on his bed, made a handprint holding an egg at the dantian with his two hands, and closed his eyes.

Niu Xuanzhu learned what he watched on TV and told himself, relax, feel the slight fluctuations in his dantian, feel the dantian slowly become hot, relax, let himself be integrated with the surrounding environment, relax, relax.......

Call...... Call...... At least the cow bolt pillar is really relaxed, and it has become a pile of mud on the ground in less than 2 minutes.

Ten minutes later, Niu Shuzhu suddenly woke up again.

Damn, I didn't just fall asleep. Why did I fall asleep just a little bit, could it be that there is something wrong with my handprint?

Wiped his saliva and swung back into a sitting position, the cow bolt asked himself. He then spread his hands on his knees with his palms facing up, which is also a common way to meditate.

The roaring dog shook his head and said: "Classmate, didn't you feel a little bit just now, you are obviously sleepy, so don't embarrass yourself, okay?"

Niu Xuanzhu took the words of the roaring dog as a breath, and then mobilized the functions in his body to force this annoying qi from his brain to the lower part of his body little by little, and then he exerted his waist hard, his buttocks were slightly cocked, and with a "poof" sound, this breath was successfully turned into a loud fart and released.

Excluding the interference of cynicism, Niu Zhuzhu entered meditation mode again, and this time the result was the same as five minutes to fall asleep, but it took fifteen minutes to wake up, I don't know if this is considered an improvement.

The cow bolt pillar who woke up seemed to be a little depressed, and complained in his heart: Oh, it seems that this cultivation of immortals is really a bit difficult, just this meditation is a problem, those monks who can sit for a day are a bit of Taoism, and this sitting and sleeping is not something that anyone can practice.

No, you can't stay still. By the way, those people on TV will wave their arms from time to time to draw a circle or something when they meditate, it seems that TV screenwriters are still very lively, and they also know that they will be sleepy after sitting for a long time, so they will let the actor stretch his arms after a while, and he can do the same.

So, Niu Zhuzhu sat on the ground and used the mystery of Tai Chi, drawing circles with both arms, large circles, small circles, three circles on the left, three circles on the right, twisting the neck, and twisting the buttocks.

Linglu couldn't stand it anymore and asked, "Do you scratch lice, or tickle them?" It's been tossing around like this for a long time, except for the constant stinky farts, have you made any actual progress?

The cow bolt pillar disdainfully said: cut, vulgar. Of course, cultivating immortals must first drain the filthy qi in the body, otherwise the impurity of immortal qi will affect the subsequent upgrades, you don't understand, this is my original way of cultivating immortals, one day I will create a new sect of cultivating immortals in the human world, there are thousands of disciples in the sect, all of them use my unique secret book to cultivate immortals, you wait and see.

Linglu Dao: Okay, I'll wait. Why don't your sect call it the Divine Ass Gate, and your Divine Skill is called the Divine Skill of First Row and then Make Up for the Peerless Stinky Fart?

Linglu's words amused the fairy pets together, and the roaring dog added: I think it's okay, this sect doesn't need any elixir, just send beans, the first to get started stipulates at least three catties of soybeans every day, and the upgraded disciples change to five catties of mung beans, and when they meet a promising disciple who can fart a lot, they will send black beans and croton, maybe one day there will really be a disciple who can collapse himself into the sky with a long fart.

The lion can't laugh anymore, but he still has to join in the fun and use his imagination: I don't know if this sect has a future, but I dare to guarantee that there will be no mosquitoes in the fairy mountain of this sect, because the mosquitoes are all smoked to death by farts, haha.

Niu Xuanzhu really wanted to jam the necks of these cheap things, but he gave up when he thought about the pain, and at this time he suddenly felt a warm current in his dantian, which made him ecstatic.

Don't talk nonsense, I feel the fairy energy, I feel the mana, hmph, you laugh, you are the house finch (qiao) who doesn't understand the ambition of roast duck, I will surprise you.

Lao Niu said slowly: I think the roast duck is not as good as the house sparrow, where does the ambition come from when it is roasted, don't you mess with the ancient Chinese, the ambition of the bird's nest can make you remember what you want to be like now.

Niu Xuanzhu is not in the mood to pay attention to the immortal pets now, he has already felt the heat wave, this mana is still converging, strengthening, and expanding, and his feelings are becoming more and more real and intense, he wants to seize this opportunity to cultivate and strive to become an immortal as soon as possible.

Five minutes later, Niu Shuzhu suddenly jumped up from the ground and jumped out of the door.

Three minutes later, Niu Shuzhu, who was tying his pants in the toilet, sadly found that the mana he had just felt was gone as the urine passed.

The donkey scolded: Damn, what do you feel the mana, it turns out that it is night. It's over, the mana hasn't been practiced, and the kidneys have been broken.