When he returned from the toilet, he found that it was only 11 o'clock, and the other two people in the house had not returned. He sat on his bed and began to summarize the lessons learned since cultivating immortals.

Linglu said to the other brothers: Why is this guy so persevering this time, he hasn't given up yet.

The roaring dog replied very incisively: "It's idle." When did he sleep at this time, to say that he was quite pitiful, if she had a little brother and could sleep twice, and he didn't even have this basic welfare, when he had excess energy, he could only find something to do for himself, you wait, maybe he would have something to do in a while.

Niu Xuanzhu felt that the way of cultivating immortals by meditating was not suitable for him, and he spent 10 minutes meditating on another way of cultivating immortals that was more labor-saving and more unnecessary.

Method 2: Absorb the essence of the sun and the moon.

Just when the fairy pets were whispering, Niu Xuanzhu got out of bed again, and then he walked to the window, opened his mouth wide at the moon and the stars, took a deep breath, held his breath, exhaled slowly, inhaled again, held his breath, exhaled.

In fact, Niu Xuanzhu's method of cultivating immortals was borrowed from the pipa essence of the god list, and it is said that as long as you breathe towards the sun and moon, you can absorb the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, and turn those rays, XYZ rays, waveforms and other things into your own mana.

The donkey said: Yo, are you the king of the eight tunafa? Or are you connecting with aliens in a unique way?

Roaring Sky Dog Dao: This is already against the laws of science, and gasping for breath at the moon is too worthless if you can cultivate immortals. I said Niu Bolt Pillar, don't bother, as far as I know, the only ones whose mana can be linked to moonlight are werewolves and Nameks in Dragon Ball, and you don't have anything to do with either, so don't waste your time.

At this time, Niu Xuanzhu had already taken a deep breath for five minutes, and he didn't feel any changes in his body except that he wanted to fart again, this mana was like the Aiqing of Diao Silk and the Goddess, it was so ethereal and unattainable.

"Hey......" Niu Xuanzhu sighed deeply and decided to give up, "poof" by the way, he farted again, which was regarded as a complete loss of the "aura" accumulated in the past five minutes of deep breathing.

The two sets of plans all died in an hour, and Niu Xuanzhu had a certain degree of understanding of the difficulty of cultivating immortals, and he quickly thought of the third plan.

Plan 3: Food supplement.

There are such plots in the novel and on TV.,The protagonist was originally a weak scholar, but because he ate some kind of elixir or poisonous insects.,Suddenly, he opened up the second vein of Ren Du and had a fairy root.,Since then, a horse and Pingchuan have crossed nine calamities and eight disasters and flew into an immortal.。

This plan suited Niu Zhuzhu's appetite very much, and he hated himself for not thinking of this good solution earlier. And he had already felt hungry since he thought of this method, and even he couldn't tell whether he was hungry because he thought of the food supplement immortal method or because he was hungry and thought of the food supplement immortal method.

Of course, the fairy pets are absolutely 100% convinced that it is the latter.

Fortunately, Niu Zhuzhu's luggage was under the bed, and he quickly found half a bed of food for himself from the inside, and after eating, the cerebral blood supply was seriously insufficient, and the matter of cultivating immortals was temporarily thrown behind him.

Half an hour later, there were only bags left on the bed of the cow bolt, and the floor was even more of a mess, and he was content to feel that he seemed to want to do a very important thing just now, and this matter was related to eating, but his blood was transferred to digest food, and now he couldn't remember what he wanted to do half an hour ago.

What did I just want to do? Niu Shuzhu asked the fairy pets.

The Roaring Sky Dog said helplessly: You just wanted to cultivate immortals.

No way? I remember that it has something to do with eating, and what does cultivating immortals have to do with eating. Niu Xuanzhu didn't believe it, thinking that the Howling Sky Dog was lying to him.

Linglu Dao: You really want to cultivate immortals, meditate and sleep, and after all the farts failed, you decided to use the food supplement method to cultivate immortals.

After Linglu's reminder, Niu Zhuzhu patted his head and suddenly realized: Yes, yes, hey, the food supplement method is really a good way, what can you eat to increase your mana? I ate so much roast chicken and beef just now, I think there is something that can increase mana. You tell me that I can eat more in my bag.

Lion Dao: The food you eat can only increase cholesterol and induce heart disease, and the excess elements in it can also lead to cancer, not to mention that it is useless for cultivating immortals, and it is a major threat to your life.

Linglu said: Brother Lion, yes, you have a bit of the meaning of the National Food Sanitation Bureau now.

Lao Niu really, he said to Niu Zhuzhu seriously: This food supplement method can indeed improve mana, but this thing that can improve mana is a treasure of heaven and earth, a treasure in the world, and now environmental pollution is becoming more and more serious, and more and more tourist attractions are being developed, and these spiritual things have almost disappeared in the world. Unless you can still scavenge Taishang Laojun's Danfang, or eat some ginseng fruit, peach or something, especially ginseng fruit, it is said that people who do not have fairy roots have a 50% chance of being able to give birth to fairy roots after eating them. At the beginning, the disciples of Zhenyuan Daxian produced many outstanding characters, which had a lot to do with ginseng fruit.

Ginseng fruit, a little interesting. Niu Xuanzhu secretly remembered the words of the old cow in his heart.

Linglu Dao: Actually, we have discussed, some of the extraordinary abilities that appear in your body and the powerful combat power that erupts when you are angry are related to the fact that you have been tempered by the Bagua Furnace and have eaten countless Lao Jun's pills, I think Sun Wukong was also refined in the Bagua Furnace, and after eating Lao Jun's elixir, he will be invulnerable, even the heavenly thunder and the nine flavors of true fire have no way to take him, from this point of view, you can be regarded as having a similar adventure with the fight to defeat the Buddha, and you were reborn in the Bagua Furnace, and you ate more pills than Sun Wukong, If it weren't for the fact that your foundation is much worse than Sun Wukong, you wouldn't be like this now, and you won't be able to reach the peak of your arithmetic power, and you will definitely be able to reach the average level of the fairy world. But such an opportunity is simply once in ten thousand years, if you miss it, you won't have it again, and you don't want to do it again, it's like a level 10 monster falling out of level 120 gold equipment, and the chance is infinitely close to zero.

Who said you can't do it again, nothing is impossible with you Brother Niu and me. Niu bolt pillar disdainful road.

In the Doushi Palace of the Nine Heavens, Taishang Laojun, who was sleeping, suddenly woke up, and an ominous premonition came to his heart. hurriedly made up a hexagram, and found that he was remembered by the thief again. This is not afraid of thieves stealing is afraid of thieves, from this moment Lao Jun has to count a hexagram every night, insomnia every day, zuihou can only use the gossip furnace to refine a batch of sleeping pills.

Niu Xuanzhu thought about the words of the fairy pets, and gradually he actually figured out a line of thought.

Hey, I understand what you mean, that is, I will eat the ginseng fruit first to get the immortal root out, and then go to loot the Danfang of Taishang Laojun, so that I can become an immortal without cultivating, right?

The lion exclaimed: How dare you think that I would never dare to do such a thing in my dreams.

Cut, only unthinkable, nothing can not be done. You wait, sooner or later, these will become a reality, and you can say that I am right.

Linglu Dao: Theoretically, this is the case, but your IQ is another key factor that restricts you, so we can't be sure.

The donkey didn't say anything cool for a long time, but now he can seize the opportunity, and immediately said: That is, I suspect that your primary school diploma was bought with money, and you said that your parents were more anxious for you when you were a child.

There are some things that Niu Xuanzhu rarely says and does not want to say, but today, when he was alone in the house, looking at the clear night sky, he seemed to be able to see the smiling faces of his parents, so he responded to the donkey's question casually.

When I was two years old, I had a fever of 40 degrees, and it was said that when I arrived at the hospital, I had convulsions, and because I was too young, I had to take fluids from my head, and it took me two days of fluids to get my fever down. And because the medical expenses are too expensive, our family can't afford it at all, so one night my dad hugged me to the hospital and ran out, but because I was too nervous, my head accidentally hit the wall and bulged out a bag, I didn't know that I thought I had two heads, and then I learned everything slower than other children, and my mother often cried, and my father's temper became good and bad.

Haha, I know what you're trying to say, I'm the legendary fever and stupid, my head got into the water, and my head hit the wall. Niu Shuzhu smiled self-deprecatingly.

And this time, the five fairy pets didn't laugh, and listened quietly.

It was really hard for me to graduate from elementary school, I thought I had been in school for 8 years, but the diploma was real. At that time, I didn't do my homework after school every day, and I played crazy outside every day, but my parents were in a hurry, and I was beaten a lot for this. But they didn't know it, I got up at 5 o'clock in the morning every morning since the second grade and secretly read books, and I was also reading under the street lamp outside every day, just tricked them into playing with me, although my grades still didn't make much progress, but I persevered until I graduated.

Linglu asked softly: What about weishenme, you weishenme are deliberately making your parents anxious.

Niu Zhuzhu smiled stupidly: Because I don't want them to think that I can't finish my job because of my bad brain. Then they will be sad and blame themselves, and I would rather they blame me for not being angry and not studying hard, so that they can feel better.

The fairy pets feel that the story of the cow bolt pillar is a little bitter, but it makes people feel so warm. They suddenly realized that they knew too little about the cow bolts, and it was time for them to change their evaluation of the cowbolts. Niu Zhuzhu has known how to think about his parents since the second grade, his optimism and his responsibility are simply admirable.

The fairy pets wanted to say some words of comfort and encouragement, but Niu Zhuzhu spoke again.

Hey, are you listening to my story particularly miserable and touching?

The five fairy pets all nodded.

So do you think it's better for me to go to the Got Talent Show or to The Voice based on this story? I'm struggling. Niu Zhuzhu said in a matter-of-fact manner, and mercilessly mocked the malicious hype of today's talent shows.

The fairy pets were amused by Niu Shuzhu, and the sad atmosphere just now was also broken, the fairy pets knew that Niu Shuzhu didn't need their comfort, he was born to deal with adversity, and knew how to use optimism to overcome all bad things, which was far inferior to Niu Shuzhu.