Chapter 567: Three Laughs
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"What happened to the green apples?? Green apples will turn into red apples one day, and this is an advantage you don't have......" Gu Yunfeng didn't show weakness, and while talking, he parried with Sister Bai.
"The beast in estrus can't be provoked...... Zhang Wenge thought in pieces, and the speed of making lunch suddenly went up a level, and being busy can make him concentrate, so that he won't see or hear some unhealthy content.
"What are you two fighting?? What's the fuss?? Nie Canglong blackened his face and yelled at the two women, "If you are really idle, help Uncle Zhang cook and ......."
"I don't cook...... Sister Bai stopped stupidly when she heard Nie Canglong's roar, pouted and glared at him, and said angrily.
"If a woman doesn't cook, is she still a woman??" Gu Yunfeng glanced at Sister Bai, then rolled up her sleeves, "My mother said that a woman who doesn't cook for a man is not a good woman......" Then she twisted her ass and walked towards the dining car.
"Aren't you a good woman...... Sister Bai pouted at Gu Yunfeng's back, "I'm going to make fire-roasted pork, specially for Canglong to eat......" said that, she moved out the big oven she used last night.
"Huh??" Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh in surprise when he saw Sister Bai move the big oven out, "What do you still have with this thing?" β
"Of course I brought ......" Zhang Wenge's voice came from the back of the dining car, "Although this thing is made of stone, it is quite fire-resistant, and it can't be broken for ten years, what a pity if you throw it away??" β
"Little green snake ......" Qin Xiaojun opened the curtain and poked out his little brain from the car window, "I'm going to give you a task, I don't know if you can complete it......"
"You say ......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl with a flattering expression. Said.
"Make me an alchemy furnace, I'm going to open the furnace for alchemy......," the girl said proudly.
"What??" Sister Bai put down the big oven and ran over, "What do you say you want to do??" β
"Hmph......" The girl looked at Sister Bai's unbelievable look, and couldn't help but feel even more proud, "I said I want to open the furnace for alchemy, your ears are not good??" β
"What kind of pill do you want to refine?? Do you know how to do alchemy? Sister Bai looked at the girl in surprise and said.
"Of course I will......" the girl smiled proudly, "My grandfather will do alchemy, of course I will ......"
"Your grandfather would. You'll be?? My grandfather is still crazy, how come I'm not crazy?? Sister Bai glanced at the girl and said disdainfully.
"Who says you're not crazy?? I'm afraid you don't know, we all know that you are crazy......" The girl glanced at Sister Bai and said disdainfully.
"Yes, yes, you're crazy......" What Nie Canglong is best at is to praise girls, and when he heard the girl's words, he couldn't help but echo it. I used to be embarrassed to say it, but now that we have said it, it's nothing if I say it again, hehe. I've been holding back for so long, and now I can finally say it directly......"
"Nie Canglong, you villain......" Sister Bai pouted and glared at the man angrily. I'm going to make you roasted meat, you conscienceless ......."
"Oh??" When the girl heard Sister Bai's words, she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows. He glanced at the man with an unkind expression, "I've made you roasted meat, why are you still so conscienceless??" β
"I didn't let her do it, she was willing to do it......" Nie Canglong grinned, "Besides, I didn't say that I like to eat roasted pork??" β
"I make roasted pork to let you please your daughter-in-law, and now you are bullying me with your daughter-in-law, so I will make it for my daughter, and my daughter's favorite food is roasted pork......" Sister Bai glared at the man and said through gritted teeth.
"What for the maid??" Nie Canglong couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, "It's for Yaya, why do you say it's for me??" It's as if I've become your daughter, I'm a gentleman, a pure and good man......"
"Where's the innocent good man??" Sister Bai looked at the man and couldn't help but pout, "I think it's a pure pseudo-master, but it's true......"
"You dare to say I'm a fake??" Nie Canglong's face turned red at that time, and looking at Sister Bai's eyes, he really wanted to swallow her in one bite.
"Then you will prove to me that you are not a fake, you prove that I will take a look at ......" Sister Bai squinted at the man and sneered disdainfully.
"How can I prove it to you??" Nie Canglong glared at Sister Bai angrily, "If you don't believe it, you can ask our Xiaojun, and you can see what our Xiaojun says......"
"It's indeed a pure and good man, that kind of submissive energy is simply amazing......" Qin Xiaojun couldn't help but sigh and said.
"Gollum ......" Sister Bai swallowed her saliva a little yearningly, "Accept it??" β
"That's right, go against the grain, he will do whatever you ask him to do, or I'll let you try it one day??" Qin Xiaojun said triumphantly.
"I ...... Okay?? Sister Bai squirmed, "Then let's make an appointment and try it a little bit......"
"Just tonight, I'll wait for you......" Qin Xiaojun winked at Sister Bai and said.
"I won't tell you, I'll go make roasted meat for my daughter......" Sister Bai blushed and turned around and ran away shyly.
"Qin Xiaojun, do you know that you're done??" Nie Canglong looked at the girl and began to squeak and grind his teeth.
"Look at your ......," the girl sneered, "Didn't I let Sister Bai know that you are a pure and good man??" I'm proving you to her, if I don't let her experience it, how can she believe it if she's such a shrewd person?? β
"Canglong, I don't believe that you are a pure and good man, I don't believe you if you kill me......" Gu Yunfeng jumped out, pointed at Nie Canglong with righteous words, and said solemnly.
"If you don't believe it, don't believe it, cook for me......" Nie Canglong grimaced and yelled at her.
"Oh......" Gu Yunfeng replied with a bowed head, but he didn't go back to cook immediately, but secretly glanced at Qin Xiaojun, with a look of anticipation on his little face.
"Ahem......" The girl didn't seem to see Gu Yunfeng's eyes. coughed lightly twice, "Little green snake, you can't take the matter of the alchemy furnace?" β
"This ......" Nie Canglong was a little embarrassed, "I don't know how the alchemy furnace works, and I can't make it, right?" β
"What's so hard about this??" The girl glanced at the man, "You can design the alchemy furnace according to the principle of the human body's dantian......"
"I know, I know how to make the alchemy furnace......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi jumped out of the cart and stepped forward with a shy face, "When I was in Guanli." I've played with that thing, and I've made two furnaces of Dan......"
"Dao Leader has also practiced Dan??" The girl blinked, "Don't you see it??" The Taoist has done everything......"
"Of course...... Yun Zhongzi Dao smiled proudly, "The Dan I refined, that color is the most haode, but no one dares to eat ......"
"Why??" The girl blinked her eyes and said with some confusion.
"Who would dare to eat something made of lead and mercury??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glanced at the girl with disdain and said.
"Lead and mercury??" On the girl's head. Immediately, a black line appeared, "Are you refining the outer pill?" β
"Xiaojun, we can't refine this thing, it's all heavy metal. Eat the ...... that will kill people" Nie Canglong's face turned white at that time, if the girl really refined the Wai Dan, he would not have tried the medicine if he was killed.
"What?? You're not refining Waidan?? Daoist Yun Zhongzi looked at the girl in some surprise, "I don't remember that there are other Dan in this world??" β
"I'm refining the elixir. Do you understand the elixir?? The girl glared at Yun Zhongzi Daoist viciously and shouted.
"Elixir??" Yun Zhongzi Dao was stunned for a moment, "You mean to use herbs to refine into ointment." And then a ball of pills?? β
"Nonsense...... "The girl glanced at Yun Zhongzi, "Isn't the ordinary elixir that can be eaten made of herbs?" If these two heavy metals can react completely, it is indeed good for the body to eat it, but if there is no complete reaction, there are heavy metal residues, then after eating, it will be dead......"
"I didn't expect you to know quite a lot??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glanced at the girl in some surprise and said.
"Hmph......" The girl glanced at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang with disdain, "I'll give you two idioms, Yelang is arrogant and the frog at the bottom of the well, I think these two idioms are especially worthy of you......"
"You ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief's old face turned red at that time.
"Let me tell you, even if it's something like Waidan, my grandfather has refined it, do you know what color the pill is after refining??" There was a smug smile on the girl's little face.
"What color??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi asked subconsciously.
"It's golden, I don't know, I thought it was made of gold......" The girl's expression became even more smug when she said this, "It's no different from gold......
"Wouldn't it??" The eyes of the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Leader were straight at that time.
"Of course it will ......" The girl glanced at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang with disdain, "The color and texture are exactly the same as gold, and I took it for testing later, and the test results were also un......expected."
"What?? Is it really gold?? Yun Zhongzi's eyes began to glow.
"What do you want?" The girl glanced at Yun Zhongzi Dao, "The results of the test naturally make it appear in its original form......"
"Why is that still unexpected??" A black line suddenly appeared on the head of the Cloud Neutron Dao Leader.
"At that time, many people thought it was gold, but when it turned out, it was not gold, which was naturally unexpected......," the girl couldn't help but laugh evilly.
"So that's the case...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, "It's really unexpected, it's really unexpected......"
"Later,......" the girl sighed, "that golden pill made my grandfather feed his rhubarb, and the rhubarb turned into dead rhubarb the next day, and my grandfather punished my grandmother severely for this......"
"Oh??" Nie Canglong became interested, "How did our grandma punish our grandpa??" β
"Let him not sleep at night, and take over Rhubarb's ......job until he finds Rhubarb's successor," the girl sighed and said.
"This rhubarb is a dog, isn't it??" Daoist Yunzhongzi felt that a cold sweat had broken out on his back spine.
"An authentic earth dog. Bei'er Jing Bei'er Ling......" the girl said with a regretful face.
"Our grandma really has ideas...... Nie Canglong's head was sweating, isn't this calling her husband as a dog? ?
"I also think my grandmother's approach is a bit naΓ―ve......" the girl sighed, "My grandfather is a big living person, if you don't tie the chain, won't he run away??" β
"Uh......" Nie Canglong's face turned black at that time, if it were you, you would bolt me up??
"Not bad...... not bad" Daoist Yun Zhongzi thought of the dry old man in his impression of the dog chain, and immediately couldn't help laughing, "Your grandmother is indeed not as thoughtful as you, a woman in the new era." What can those old antiques compare?? β
"Hmph......" The girl looked at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang and sneered, "Dao Chang thinks my grandma is an antique??" Don't you know that my grandmother is dozens of years younger than some old immortal......"
"Uh......" Yunzhongzi Daoist saw that Qin Xiaojun was a little unhappy, and began to worry a little, this girl doesn't care if you are an old man or not, whether you are an elder or not, she is not soft at all when it comes to repairing, "It makes sense, what Xiaojun said is so reasonable......"
"Hmph...... the girl snorted coldly, "I'll remember next time." Before talking about others, you have to think about what kind of conditions you are......"
"Yes, yes......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, "What you teach is that when you speak in the future." I'll definitely think twice before I say......"
"Alright, get out......" The girl waved her hand to Daoist Yunzhongzi and said.
"Yes, yes, I'll get out now. Get out of ...... now," Yun Zhongzi nodded busily, but then reacted, "I said. Why don't you know how to respect the old and love the young?? I'm almost four times your age now, so you're going to let me go?? You kid, after so many years of schooling, have you been in vain?? β
"Yunzhongzi Demon Dao......" The girl blushed and glared at Yunzhongzi Daoist angrily, "You're not going to roll, are you??" If you don't get out, I'm going to teach you......"
"Okay, you can demonstrate it yourself, let me learn from you......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi couldn't help but sneer.
"Demon Dao looks at the ......" The girl's little face suddenly turned red, and her little hand waved towards the Yunzhongzi Daoist, and a strong aroma rushed towards the Yunzhongzi Daoist's face.
"Hmph......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi couldn't help but smile coldly, and with a wave of his robe sleeves, this aroma turned back the same way and rushed towards Qin Xiaojun's face.
"Demon Dao, you ......" The girl smelled the aroma, and her face couldn't help but become unusually ugly.
"What??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang smiled coldly, "I didn't expect that, right??" As long as I'm on guard, do you think you can plot against me?? You're a little more tender......"
"Yunzhongzi Demon Dao, I swear not to rest with you......" The girl opened her eyes angrily, glared at Yunzhongzi Daoist viciously, and roared angrily.
"Hahahaha......" Seeing the girl's angry and corrupt appearance, Daoist Yunzhongzi felt relieved, and couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh, looking quite graceful.
"Cloud Demon Dao, do you know that you're finished??" There was a cry in the girl's voice, "If you dare to bully me, I will let the little green snake beat you......"
"Wow hahahaha......" Yun Zhongzi heard the girl's crying words, and couldn't help but be even happier, as if he had picked up a wallet on the road, not to mention that feeling, one word, cool, two words, double cool.
"Yunzhong Demon said, you just laugh, laugh, laugh off your jaw, no one will put ...... on you" The girl screamed angrily.
"Quack quack...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi heard the girl's venting sound that had changed her voice, and Le's tears were about to fall, it was like eating three catties of honey and five catties of chili peppers, and that refreshing feeling was just mentioned.
"Actually......" The girl looked at Yun Zhongzi Daoist and couldn't help but be happy, "The fragrance just now is actually my special incense powder, which sticks to people's clothes and can make people fragrant for more than three days......"
"Ga ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief was like a Donald duck who made people choke his neck, and the daxiao voice suddenly stopped abruptly.
"Hey, hey......" Nie Canglong couldn't help laughing, "If the Daoist suffers any losses, it's not a matter of IQ, it's that you don't understand our Xiaojun, even if we Xiaojun mess things up, we will definitely not get angry......
"...... you" Yunzhongzi Dao Chang glanced at Nie Canglong, and then looked at Qin Xiaojun, "What do you mean?" β
"It's not interesting...... "The girl smiled faintly, "along with the incense powder, there is also a poison called Sanxiao Egg Cream, which can stimulate spinal nerve spasm, and then make people curl up into a ball, and then the bones are bone, and they will roll ......"
"Three laughs, get out of the cream??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, "You just deliberately made me laugh??" β
"Hee-hee......" the girl smirked, "You reacted??" It's not too late, the reason why this ointment is called Sanxiao Egg Cream is because as long as the middle person daxiao three times, the effect of the medicine will attack, and similarly, for ordinary people who don't have any true qi, it has no effect......"
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