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"You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you actually researched such a cruel poison, and used it for me, an amiable old man, you ......" Yunzhongzi Daoist felt that his whole person collapsed, if it really became a ball, not to mention how it was in terms of face, just his old arms and legs, then he couldn't be pouted? ? For the rest of my life, I had to spend my days in bed.

"Hee-hee......" the girl smiled evilly, "but you don't have to worry, although this ointment is poison, but there are no toxic side effects, as long as the effect of the medicine is over, it will return to normal, and it has the effect of yoga beauty, you have too many wrinkles on your old face, just give you beauty and beauty, do a facelift, and then shoot a cucumber ......"

"I'll scald the pot of wine again......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"No, you just said that the ointment, the ointment is all lumpy, if that's the case, I can't find it??" Yun Zhongzi's eyes lit up at that time, "You're lying to me, aren't you??" You deliberately deceived the old way, you girl, your conscience is very bad......"

"I lied to you??" The girl sneered disdainfully, "I, Qin Xiaojun, clean you up, do you still need to use such a clumsy method?" ”

"It didn't work just now?? Who lied to me just now and laughed three times in a row?? Daoist Yun Zhongzi said unconvinced.

"That's to make the effect of the medicine attack as soon as possible, in fact, this medicine, as long as it keeps up with you, unless you don't laugh for the rest of your life, otherwise, it will definitely not work......" The girl sneered and said.

"Where's the anointing?? What about the anointing you are talking about? I didn't see anything, it's just that you're fooling people......" Yun Zhongzi Dao said angrily.

"Sanxiao Egg Paste is a paste with a transparency close to ice, as long as the temperature is at thirty-five degrees Celsius, it will automatically turn into gas, I only made a little bit of my fingernails just now, and the amount is definitely not large. That's why when it hits the palm of my hand, it turns into gas, so you don't ......see it," the girl said with a smile.

"You say it's gas??" Yun Zhongzi's eyes suddenly lit up, "I waved my sleeves just now, and the gas must have flown back, so I'm fine, I don't know about the 2 goods next to you......"

“hahahaha…… hahahaha…… hahahaha......" Nie Canglong laughed three times in succession, and then his face turned blank and he glanced at the cloud neutron Dao Chief, "See, right??" I don't have anything to ......."

"You stupid...... "The girl glared at the man with some hatred." What he just said was 2 goods, and he was talking about you?? What should you do?? ”

"Uh......" Nie Canglong's face showed a hint of embarrassment, "yes, let this demon trick be played, or I'll beat him up......"

"No need to ......," the girl smiled coldly, "you can start counting now, counting from five to ...... backwards."

"Why??" Nie Canglong asked subconsciously.

"If you want to count you, you can count, what so much nonsense??" The girl glared at the man and said.

"Oh......" Nie Canglong responded. Then I started counting, "Five...... Four...... Three...... Two...... One ......"

"Oops......" As soon as Nie Canglong counted to one, the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Leader let out a miserable scream, and then saw his back slowly arched. Both legs also begin to bend.

"Oh my God......" Nie Canglong saw this scene, and his eyes widened at that time, "Do you really want to become a ball??" ”

"Nonsense......" the girl gave the man a blank look, "my medicine." That's all quality-assured......"

So, under the noses of the three people, the head of the cloud sub-Dao became a ball. The head is curled up in the middle of the body, and it looks very funny.

"Tsk, it's round enough......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh as he looked at the balls that the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Elder had become.

"Hmph......" the girl couldn't help but smile proudly, "there's something fun to come......

"Huh??" Nie Canglong was stunned, "What's so fun??" ”

"Help......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang curled up in a ball, he couldn't see anything at all, he panicked, and he couldn't help but start shouting for help.

"You just cut your throat, and no one can save you......" The girl couldn't help but sneer.

"Help, help, who will save me......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang screamed, his body moved, and then he didn't know why, his body rolled up.

"See?? Finally know why my three smiles are called three smiles, right? The girl looked at the Yunzhongzi Dao Chang who was rolling farther and farther away, and couldn't help but be happy, "Because the effect of the medicine is adjusted just right, the ball formed by the middle will take on a peculiar shape, as long as it moves, it will lose its balance, and then roll up, and every breath will become the driving force for him to roll, unless he stops breathing, otherwise, he can only wait until the effect of the medicine disappears......"

"Oh my God......" When Daoist Yunzhongzi heard the girl's words, he couldn't help but cry bitterly, "What kind of sin is this??" ”

"Canglong is a pure master, a pure good man, I'm going to cook......" Gu Yunfeng was already stupid, dropped a sentence, and ran away.

"Count you running fast......" The girl glanced at Gu Yunfeng and sneered disdainfully.

"That's right, just now the Cloud Demon Dao said that he fanned the gas back, what the hell is going on??" Nie Canglong didn't care much about Gu Yunfeng, but he was a little puzzled in his heart, obviously he had already fanned back, why did he still get hit? ?

"Who said he fanned back??" The girl glanced at the man, "What he fanned back was fragrant powder, my three smiles and egg cream, that can't be fanned, the more you fan, the easier it is to get hit, if you don't fan, maybe a gust of wind will come, and it will really blow away......"

"Why??" Nie Canglong was a little puzzled.

"It's about aerodynamics, and you don't know it......," the girl said, glancing at the man with disdain.

"Look at you, I don't necessarily understand what you said, but if you don't say it, I definitely won't understand......" Nie Canglong smiled and said.

"You, let's make a car for your brother......" The girl glanced at the man. He pursed his lips disdainfully, "If you can't make it at noon today, your wood will be completely ruined......

"If I make it, can you tell me about it??" Nie Canglong asked.

"Do it in half an hour, prove that your IQ is not hopeless, then I will tell you about it......" The girl thought for a moment and said.

"Okay......" Nie Canglong hurriedly responded, "Just look at it, I won't let you down......" And he disappeared from where he was.

"Little Green Snake, this speed is really fast enough, I don't know if he will have a brain teaser, if he hits the tree, it will be trouble......" The girl blinked her eyes and muttered.

"How could he have a brain teaser with that IQ??" Yuan Siyu poked a little brain out of the window of the outer compartment and said angrily.

"Why do you have your business anywhere??" The girl gave her a blank look and said angrily.

"Qin Xiaojun, don't deceive people too much......" Yuan Siyu glared at the girl. The confidence is a little insufficient, and the ready-made examples of the Daoist of Yun Zhongzi are placed there, of course she has no bottom in her heart, it seems that Qin Xiaojun's medicine. The adapted population has always included land immortals.

"How much do I deceive??" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu, "I'm talking to myself here, what are you talking about??" Did I talk to you? Did I let you speak? ”

"Oh, I'm not allowed to talk yet??" Yuan Siyu was a little unhappy. "Am I too devoid of human rights??"

"You're all immortals, what more human rights do you need??" The girl glanced at her and said angrily.

"You ......" Yuan Siyu heard the girl's words. The tone couldn't help but be stagnant, "Immortals also need human rights, who told you that immortals don't need human rights??" You are not an immortal, how do you decide about immortals?? ”

"Hmph......" The girl couldn't help but snort coldly, "You are an immortal, and you are not all the way with us mortals, you still do what immortals should do, don't fool around among us mortals......"

"I'm fooling around with you, I have a sense of accomplishment, do you understand this called standing out from the crowd??" Yuan Siyu glanced at the girl and said triumphantly.

"Still standing out from the crowd??" The girl couldn't help but pout, "I think it's the Hulk among mortals......"

"Then there is also your family Canglong and I will accompany you......" Yuan Siyu glared at the girl and said.

"Why are we Canglong with you??" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu, "You are the Hulk, our Canglong is not ......"

"Isn't Canglong an immortal?? When he became an immortal, he was much earlier than me......" Yuan Siyu glanced at the girl with considerable disdain and said.

"That's not the Hulk either......" the girl pinched her little chin, "He hasn't been genetically modified, he's a fairy cultivated through legitimate means......"

"You deliberately squeezed me, didn't you??" Yuan Siyu's little face was black at that time, when she was treated in Zhengjia Village, although it was to save her life, and it also brought her a lot of practical abilities, but her genes still mutated after all, which made her the most entangled, she didn't know if she would have some animal characteristics when she had a child in the future.

"What am I going to do with you??" The girl glanced at the sky, "I don't know what Xiaoqing is doing, it's been so long, why haven't you come back??" ”

"It's not coming back, it doesn't want you anymore......" Yuan Siyu looked at the girl and couldn't help but sneer.

"You are talking nonsense...... the girl glared at Yuan Siyu angrily, "Anyone can leave me, but Xiaoqing can't ......"

"Then you say, why hasn't it come back yet??" Yuan Siyu raised his eyebrows and said.

"It's something...... anyway," the girl pouted, "maybe it can surprise me......"

"Surprise??" Yuan Siyu blinked his eyes, "Is it to bring back a little doll and let a certain man like to be a father?" ”

"Get out of ......" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu angrily, "We Xiaoqing won't be so boring......

"How do you call boredom?? It's not that you don't know, your Xiaoqing is incompatible with a certain man, as long as you can disgust a certain man, there is nothing he doesn't dare to do......" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but laugh evilly.

"We're not so stupid ...... Xiaoqing" The girl gave Yuan Siyu a blank look, "If it really dares to do this, it must not let the little green snake skin it??" The little green snake is holding back its strength to find its stubble for a while......"

"Look at you......" Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes, "You're here." Who dares to peel Xiaoqing's skin? ? Someone just suffocated to death, and he didn't have the guts......"

"It's ......," the girl thought for a moment and couldn't help but nod.

"So, hurry up and prepare diapers......" Yuan Siyu shook his head and sighed, "You, maybe you'll be upgraded to a mother later......"

"Or ...... If Xiaoqing really gets back a little doll, it's up to you to be the mother of the little doll, right?? Let the little green snake be ...... father," the girl glanced at Yuan Siyu and said.

"This can't do it...... Yuan Siyu shook his head vigorously, "I'm a big girl with yellow flowers, how can I be a mother to an unidentified child??" It's not scientific......"

"What's unscientific??" The girl pouted. "The Virgin Mary is still a virgin, and people don't give birth to children??"

"That's right......" Yuan Siyu thought about it and couldn't help nodding, "This Virgin Mary must have been born by caesarean section, otherwise, when she was born, no matter how thick the membrane would have to be broken......"

"You're all full of paste??" The girl gave her a blank look, "The Virgin Mary has to have a physical examination after she was born??" Don't people test when they have a big belly? Also a caesarean section?? Was there a caesarean section at that time? ”

"That's right......" Yuan Siyu was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but nodded. Generally speaking, this unmarried child is not very glorious, and people don't do that, if they suddenly get pregnant. There will definitely be muttering in my heart, and this muttering will definitely be a physical examination......"

"So, if Xiaoqing gets a baby back. You give her a mother, that's just right......" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu and couldn't help but laugh evilly.

"No, no, no......" Yuan Siyu shook his head again and again. I can't, I've never taken a child, if I take the child badly, wouldn't it be a great sin?? Or you come on......"

"If I take the child badly, won't I be the one who does evil??" The girl rolled her eyes and said.

"You are different from me, you are a blessed person......" Yuan Siyu looked at the girl, and a strange smile appeared on her little face, "Even if you create evil, it won't have much impact on you......"

"Your fortune is not bad......" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu, "If this fortune is bad, can you become a land immortal??" ”

"My fortune, that's the blessing of the gods, what is the saying?? If you go along with you, you will become an immortal, my life is destined to have a bumpy road, I can't let my children suffer with me, let my children follow you, and just enjoy the glory and ......wealth of the world," Yuan Siyu said with a serious face.

"Enjoying the glory and wealth of the world, what can compare to immortality?? I think it's better to follow you, take the child to the path of cultivation, and then be a great immortal......" The girl couldn't help but sigh and said.

"It's better to follow you, first enjoy a few years of glory and wealth with you, and when he is tired of staying in the world, seeing through the red dust, he just goes to practice with me, so that this child will not be wronged in this life......" Yuan Siyu also sighed and said.

"No, no, no, it's good to follow you......" The girl hurriedly shook her hand, "If he is used to enjoying the glory and wealth with me, will he still be able to practice in the future?" If he loses a heart to the Dao, then he won't have much hope on the path of cultivation......"

"The world is a big sea of suffering, people are struggling in the sea of suffering, children are soaking in the honey pot, and they will be able to experience the suffering of the sea of suffering more in the future, which is very beneficial to honing the will of children...... Yuan Siyu hurriedly said.

"I said, can you two rely on some music??" Nie Canglong's figure appeared in front of the two, "Don't you think it's too early to talk about children?" Where are the children? ”

"Yes...... Qin Xiaojun blinked his eyes, "The child is not yet a shadow, let's discuss it now, isn't that a neurotic attack?" ”

"That's right......" Yuan Siyu also nodded, "Let's not discuss this topic for now, when Xiaoqing comes back, it depends on the situation, maybe Xiaoqing won't bring anything back......"

"It's ...... anyway," the girl couldn't help but nodded, "If there's anything, just wait for the child to bring it back, of course, if you can't help it, you can continue, I won't hear anything......"

"You're so annoying......" Yuan Siyu glanced at the girl and said angrily.

"Is there an end??" Nie Canglong glanced at the two of them, "I said can you stop for a while?" Could it be that after painting cakes to satisfy hunger and hoping for plums to quench thirst, another new idiom with intentional lewd tendencies is about to be born?? ”

"I said, why do you have your business anywhere??" The girl glanced at the man, and waved her hand impatiently, "Hurry up and make your car, don't wander around in front of me, look upset......"

"Yes, yes......" Nie Canglong hurriedly responded, and then pointed at Yuan Siyu, "It doesn't matter if I make a car, but can you not talk to this person?" ”

"Who am I talking to, do I have to get your consent??" The girl was a little unhappy.

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