At McDonald's, Gong Caicai was asked by me what the bust was, and she immediately blushed when she was caught off guard.

If it weren't for the virtual question in "Heartbeat Q&A", I'm afraid I wouldn't have asked Gong Caicai so shamelessly, right?

In any case, I want to verify what is the difference between the answers simulated by the causal program and real people.

Of course, I know it's rude, don't you see that I used the description "Is there a shameless boy who asked you" in the question?

"Yes, yes," after a few seconds, Gong Caicai replied as if she was afraid that I would be angry, "In addition to Ye Lin, there are other shameless boys who have asked me...... No! I'm not saying that Ye Lin is shameless! I'm sorry! Please forgive me! ”

Gong Caicai was already nervous and incoherent.

Oh,Sure enough, the answer is different for different ways of asking.,On "Heartbeat Q&A",I directly asked Gong Caicai what the three measurements were.,And the virtual Gong Caicai didn't give me an answer because her mother didn't let her say it.。

“79……”

Huh?

Instead of touching the food on the plate, Gong Caicai put her hands on her knees, lowered her head and said a number to me.

No way? Tell me the bust data! Didn't your mom let you tell the boys!

Was it because the causal calculation program simulated incorrectly, or was it because I asked the question differently and got the answer unexpectedly?

Seeing me on the other side, I had a shocked expression, and Miya's face was as red as a Fuji apple and almost exploded.

"It's really only 79! There should only be 79! I'm not a bad boy who lies! Definitely not more than 80! Trust me! I've worked hard to make it smaller, and the biggest reason to attend the Science Happiness Symposium is for this ......"

Very anxious to explain to me.

If you're shy, you can just leave me alone! And looking at your panicked expression, you must have said that the number is small, in fact, it is more than 80, right? It's already over 80! Is 79 the data of the first year of junior high school or the data of the second year of junior high school? In the third year of junior high school, our school hasn't had a physical examination yet, right?

Even if you are really 79 now, as a junior high school student who is shorter than Xiaoqin, and the rest of your body is not fat, but you have a bust of 79, which is quite exaggerated! Although you are troubled by rumors, you have been working hard to shrink your breast, and even participated in a scientific happiness symposium for this purpose, but it doesn't really work, right? Only the psychological effect will make you believe that it has shrunk to 79!

Compared to what Gong Caicai's real bust is, I care more about her wanting to tell me the data.

"Caicai, if you don't want to say it, you don't need to say it! I wrote you a letter of guarantee that I would not bully you. ”

"I, I'm not good at rejecting others......" Gong Caicai sighed sadly, "And Ye Lin only said in the guarantee that he would not beat me, and did not say that he would not bully me......"

Did you tell me about the shrinkage bust data for these two reasons? It's really reassuring to be weak to this extent! I don't know if the inspirational theory of scientific happiness teaching can help her a little......

At this time, Xiaoqin came back from the bathroom, she looked at the night outside the glass door with a suspicious face, frowned and said, "A few of us seem to have been followed, are we people from the Science Happiness Sect?" Because Ye Lin and I have just joined the club, are you not at ease with us? ”

"This ...... There must be a mistake," Gong Caicai raised her blush and defended the Science Happiness Sect she loved, "Professor Bai won't let people do that, we are not a religion, we are a scientific organization!" ”

"That's right, it's definitely not someone from the Science Happiness Sect, Xiaoqin, you can sit down too."

Gong Caicai didn't care that I said that the "Science Happiness Seminar" was called "Science Happiness Teaching" because I supported her statement, and in fact, many members themselves called the seminar "Science Happiness Teaching" and "Science Theology Religion", even if Professor Bai corrected them, they would not change it.

After eating McDonald's and putting Gong Caicai on the bus home, I told Xiaoqin: The person who followed me was a bodyguard sent by Ai Shuqiao, and I gave him the code name "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", because Ai Shuqiao needed me to break into the Church of Scientology and steal the causal calculation program, so she specially arranged someone to protect me.

In fact, Ai Shuqiao values my blood sample more than the causal calculation procedure, but since I have hidden my heart disease from Xiaoqin, I can't mention regular blood donation, even if Xiaoqin sees Dr. Yu drawing my blood, I will say that it is a normal step required for a routine medical examination.

Hearing my explanation, Xiao Qin relaxed her defense slightly.

"It turns out that he is responsible for protecting Ye Lin's classmates? This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is quite powerful, and its movements are quite agile, and when I came out of the bathroom, I just noticed that someone was watching, and when I turned around, I saw a turtle's head flashing outside the glass door......"

"Hey! Don't use such acronyms! Don't prefix all parts of his body with 'turtles' just because I nicknamed him Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Especially the head! Don't mention that word again in the future, or I'll deduct your stars!" ”

Xiaoqin pursed her mouth, "Obviously, classmate Ye Lin first said that people are turtles, and now he blames me again...... But this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is a little strange, he was obviously sent to protect Ye Lin, weishenme is not staring at Ye Lin, who is eating fast food, but is coming to stare at me who goes to the bathroom? - Is he a perverted turtle? Ye Lin, if this perverted turtle is rude to me, you have to join forces with me to defeat him! ”

"Huh? Can't you defeat him alone? ”

Although the other party is an adult, if I need Xiaoqin and I to work together to dress up, it is definitely a master, at least at the level of Aunt Ren.

It seems that Ai Shuqiao is not stingy, compared to the past to hire a 2B private detective like Maori Kogoro to disgust me, this time she finally sent a guy with a little ability, it should be transferred from the US headquarters, right? Before coming to China, did you live in the sewers of New York......

After sending Xiaoqin to the subway station, it was already past nine o'clock, but I wasn't ready to go home, I just sent a text message to my father, and then I went to the VIP building of Qingzi School Park to find Dr. Yu.

Amy had already fallen asleep on the bed with the toy dolphin in her arms, and I didn't bother her, and directly found Dr. Yu in the underground laboratory who was about to stay up late.

The purpose is, of course, to ask Dr. Yu to check whether the "Heartbeat Q&A" application that Professor Bai installed for me has a software backdoor.

After learning how the app works, Dr. Yu was intrigued, and he did some testing and told me that the code of the app is extremely simple and there are no pitfalls inside.

"Can you do anything other than virtual chat?" Dr. Yu pointed to Professor Bai's avatar on the application interface, "I guess you can also ask for predictions about specific things, right?" For example, the next two-color ball number ......"

"Dr. Yu, don't be obsessed with money!" I complained, "If the winning numbers can be accurately calculated, Professor Bai and they don't have to create a cult to cheat money!" Are you sure this app is safe? ”

"Yes, the app is safe," Dr. Yu nudged Google Media Glass, "but it must run in the phone's backdoor mode, which is not secure and will be bugged, Ye Lin, you need to be more careful." ”

I nodded, and didn't tell Dr. Yu that Ai Shuqiao's plot to steal the causal calculation program had been known to Professor Bai's side, and my current identity was more like a double agent, neither would I do my best for Ai Shuqiao, nor would I bury my head in the hard work of the Science Happiness Sect, just waiting for which of the two of them to show their flaws first, and I would take advantage of the situation to achieve my own goals.

At this time, the rabbit moved towards Dr. Yu with his coffee, and for the first time he had the appearance of an assistant robot.

"Toot - what a kind code......"

Seeing the look of doubt on my face, Dr. Yu explained to me:

"Forced Rabbit has a networking function with my Google Glass, and I just let it independently test the security of the heartbeat Q&A code, because these codes have some similarities with the core program of Forced Rabbit in terms of programming habits, so Forced Rabbit feels that these codes are very kind, as if humans have met their relatives."

"Huh? "Heartbeat Q&A" was written by Professor Bai, and the core program of forcing rabbits was written by you, and the habits of the two of you writing programs, will weishenme have similarities? ”

Dr. Yu scratched his unkempt hair embarrassedly:

"You may know that Professor Bai is a senior programmer, so his son Fang Xin inherited some of his father's programming habits, and Fang Xin and I are college classmates, because I am not a programming specialist, so when Fang Xin's mental illness is not too bad, I asked him how to write the core program of intelligent robots, he stayed up all night in the library, and gave me ready-made 6,000 bytes of code, because those codes are really wonderful, everywhere is a stroke of genius, I have kept it, and now it finally comes in handy, Based on it with a slight modification, it will be applied to the forced rabbit. ”

In other words, the core program of forcing rabbits is from Fang Xin's handwriting? No wonder the rabbit is neurotic everywhere! It turns out that its core was designed by neurological patients! And Dr. Yu, what's the matter with you! The pharmacology specialization is not as good as the senior brother Poison King Klinger, and the computer specialization is not as good as the junior brother Fang Xin, are you the legendary "Three Cultivation Players"! Randomly assign talent points to three talent trees, and none of them are proficient? Luckily, your brain surgery is doing well......

The next day's Teacher's Day passed without any ups and downs.

The Teacher's Day gift was carried to school in the morning to avoid the danger of being broken by Gong Caicai.

Before the start of each class, the whole class stood up and shouted in unison, "Happy Teacher's Day!" It also touched the hearts of some educators, especially the thin homeroom teacher Mr. Yu, for him who had never won any awards, Gong Caicai trembled and handed over the pen and diary, just like the "Advanced Teacher of the Year" certificate made him excited.

On Wednesday I got a message from Dr. Yu from Ai Shuqiao.

Ai Shuqiao didn't care what method I used to break into the Science Happiness Sect, she is a person who only pays attention to the results and not the process, I heard from Dr. Yu that I not only broke into the Science Happiness Sect, but also directly became Professor Bai's teaching assistant, which made her happy.

In order to reward me, Ai Shuqiao fulfilled her previous promise to arrange for me to meet with Su Qiao, who was being imprisoned, for the last time to make sure that Su Qiao was "basically" safe.