【884】 The Right Protector

Professor Bai gave me a little truth, and I realized that the scientific happiness called did not make a fortune as I imagined.

Since they didn't harm the money of ordinary members, they just used them as a source of intelligence gathering, and the main income came from some wealthy members, the "prediction fee" paid for "deep causal prediction", and the thank you fee paid after the prediction was correct, plus the Science Happiness Church had to rent classrooms, pay electricity bills, and rent cloud supercomputers, so for so long, it has not saved a lot of money, but barely made ends meet, and the organization is still in the initial stage of development.

So is the Science Happiness Sect actually a very poor cult? Although some of these wealthy members are very generous, the running cost of the cult is also very large, resulting in a small amount of liquidity -- I just ran "Heartbeat Q&A" for fun, and I invisibly caused the Science Happiness Sect to suffer losses, which is really sorry!

To my surprise, the members who are willing to spend a lot of money and recklessly apply for deep predictions are generally not rich people who want to engage in commercial speculation, but the wives of rich people.

"Does my husband have a junior?" "Who was the woman who ate with him the day before yesterday?" "Is my husband secretly transferring assets in preparation for divorcing me?"

Problems like this can actually be solved by handing over to a private detective agency, but it takes a certain amount of time, and the anxious rich wife can't wait for a second, and they hear that the Science Happiness Seminar has a magical causal calculation program, as long as they provide some clues, they can get answers in an instant, so they flock to it, and it has become one of the main incomes of the Science Happiness Church.

Nima! Tyrannical creatures! Use shijie's leading jishu to measure whether her husband has a small three! Is it any wonder that I found out that there are many female members of the Science Happiness Church, all of whom suspected their husbands of being unfaithful to me after the "good man" article cheated!?

Since I brought Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai today, Professor Bai felt that it was not appropriate to talk to me about too many secrets, but just asked me to collect more information, otherwise it would be difficult for the causal calculation program to cook without rice, and he also put Dr. Yu on the agenda.

In the back row of the multimedia conference room, Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai have been watching the promotional video of Science and Happiness together for a long time.

In the past, the school locked us up in a multimedia classroom, forced us to watch "anti-cult propaganda films," and did not allow us to go to the toilet halfway, but today, the famous well-behaved baby Gong Caicai is watching the "cult propaganda chapter" and is also enthusiastically explaining to Xiaoqin next to her, I don't know how the head teacher, Teacher Yu, will feel when she sees it.

The zuihou of the promotional video has an audio explanation:

“…… Although Americans have made propaganda films about the Law of Attraction, they do not explain how human minds directly affect the universe, and given the current level of scientific and technological development of human beings, the Science of Happiness can only make the following guesses:

The strong desire that arises in your mind is a "virtual image" that has not yet been transformed into a physical object, and although the virtual image has no physical substance, according to quantum physics, it is essentially a set of waves, just like stones, plants, trees, and air.

Since there is no essential difference between them, only quantitative differences, then, you only need to strengthen your beliefs, you can let the virtual image in your mind stack up into a real image, and make your dream come true.

However, thousands of years of human history have proved that in order to achieve aspirations, it is not enough to rely on utopian dreams, but also to turn thoughts into actions - so is the law of attraction wrong?

No, there's nothing wrong with the law of attraction, and those who think they can succeed by lying in bed and thinking about it are very wrong.

As I said before, thoughts produce illusions, and actions produce illusions, and it is necessary to stack many illusions to create a reality, and to achieve one's wishes purely by stacking illusions, which is something that only some super devout religious believers can do, and their desires often have nothing to do with self-interest.

For ordinary people, faith is not comparable to religious believers, so the more scientific approach is to have a beautiful wish, firmly believe that their wishes can be achieved, and take action, with action to produce a real image, in turn enhance their confidence, make their own brain virtual image stacking faster, the two together, you can realize your wish is just around the corner. ”

"Well, that makes sense, right?" After the promotional video was played, Gong Caicai was patiently excited and asked Xiaoqin next to her.

Nonsense! Of course it makes sense! It sounds mysterious and mysterious.,It's almost connected to the Big Bang.,But the conclusion that zuihou came to it.,Isn't it still for everyone to work hard with the goal of beauty! This is just an ordinary motivational speech!

No wonder many people said that since joining the Science Happiness Seminar, their waists are no longer sore, their legs are no longer painful, they no longer pant when they go up to the fifth floor in one breath, their pockets are bulging when they want to raise their salaries, and they want to chase the goddess - because they have done physical exercises, asked their bosses for a salary increase, and stalked the goddess to the death in order to achieve their goals.

What does it have to do with the science of happiness? As long as you are brave enough to try something, of course there is a possibility of success! You were able to get your wish, not because of the scientific happiness teaching, but because of your own efforts!

But then again, although I know that everyone has been deceived, it feels so inspiring! Watching the members tell their stories in the promotional video, it is simply an inspirational Japanese drama running towards the sunset one after another! I've never heard of such an inspirational cult!!

I summarized it based on the information I received:

For ordinary members, the Science Happiness Church is an inspirational mutual aid association, encouraging everyone to face life bravely, speak out if there is boredom in their hearts, make a benign investment if they have spare money, chase after anyone they like, and see a doctor and take medicine when they are sick......

After the good reputation of these people was formed, the name of the seminar naturally spread to the ears of those who had money but did not have a sense of security, so for questions such as "did my husband have a child" and "did my wife cuckold me", the rich members joined in one after another, and again and again took the initiative to provide information, asking for in-depth predictions for themselves and their spouses - this is where the income of the Science Happiness Church comes from.

A typical example of killing the rich and helping the poor! And those rich people usually get the correct prediction results, if you think about it carefully, the only evil thing Professor Bai did was to collect everyone's privacy through the back door of the mobile phone, and then fool everyone like fools!

To sum up, the biggest reason why the Scientific Happiness Sect seems to be really a cult that does relatively little harm to society may be because its leader is a psychopath, who does not use all his scientific and technological power against the sky to accumulate wealth, but is more inclined to influence other people's thinking.

It's a bit unexpected! Although the Science Happiness Seminar is essentially a cult, compared to Ai Shuqiao, it can be called a messenger of justice! If there had to be a winner in its war with Eva Joe, I'd rather the Science Happiness Sect win!

It was getting late, and Professor Bai said that this was the end of today's meeting with me, and that we would meet separately another day, or contact him through the Heartbeat Q&A, who was at the top of my four "Heartbeat Friends" as an administrator.

Xiaoqin was a little disappointed to hear that the talks were over so soon.

"Huh? Is there no initiation ceremony? Don't you need to cast a name? The Taoist priests of Tianwang Temple have a bad relationship with my grandfather, I have long seen that they are not pleasing to the eye, as long as Zuo Protector you say a word, I will take someone to beat them up! ”

Professor Bai had a big drop of sweat on his forehead, "I know that your family heirloom boxing technique is quite powerful, but you don't need to beat people, and when did I become the left protector?" If I am the Left Protector, who is the Right Protector? ”

Xiaoqin pointed at me confidently, "Isn't the right protector Ye Lin?" Classmate Ye Lin is an official fan, he made up his mind to join the sect when he heard that he could become the right protector, could it be that the sect leader is so stingy and refuses to give the position of the right protector to classmate Ye Lin? ”

As he spoke, he winked at me slightly, and I immediately understood.

This is Xiaoqin deliberately pretending to be stupid and asking Professor Bai to give me a teaching position above that is an ordinary member! In order to complete the deal between Ai Shuqiao and me, I must enter the inner circle of power of the Science Happiness Sect before I can physically access the storage server of the causal calculation program!

Xiaoqin's words seemed to be joking, but they had an effect on Professor Bai, probably because he wanted to win me over.

"Haha, Xiaoqin, what you said is really interesting, since this is the case, I will cultivate Ye Lin as a right protector! But again, our seminars are not religious! Before Ye Lin is familiar with the affairs of the association, let him be my teaching assistant first! Anyway, my previous teaching assistant was arrested by the police for illegal activities, and someone needed to replace him. ”

Good job, Xiaoqin! If it weren't for Professor Bai, I wouldn't be willing to give you a thumbs up! In time, I will definitely be able to become the right protector of the Dharma, and then Professor Bai and I will be the "left envoy of science" and the "right envoy of science" respectively, and the scientific power of the two of us will be set up, it is simply a god blocking and killing God, and the Buddha blocking and killing Buddha, triggering the second impact of mankind!

Wait a minute...... I seem to get carried away, weishenme has just imagined the scene of Scientology ruling Shijie? Is it true that human beings are easy to be brainwashed when they join any organization?

After coming out of the office building, the time was close to half past eight, and I couldn't help but be glad that I followed Gong Caicai today, under the pretext of buying Teacher's Day gifts, otherwise, I don't care, Aunt Ren may have already urged Xiaoqin to go home quickly.

Before dinner at 8 o'clock, the stomachs of the three of them were rumbling with hunger, and when I passed by a McDonald's, I proposed to invite the two girls to dinner, and before Xiaoqin could say anything, Gong Caicai immediately excused herself, as if she accepted the boy's invitation behind her parents' back, she would be served by the family law.

Zuihou Gong Caicai was still semi-forced to be pulled into McDonald's, and when I ordered food and sat down, and Xiaoqin went to the bathroom, I looked at Gong Caicai, who couldn't let go of eating on the other side, and suddenly recalled the "Heartbeat Q&A" app that Professor Bai installed on my mobile phone, so I asked her:

"Caicai, can I call you Caicai?"

Gong Caicai nodded vigorously and accidentally poked the ketchup on the fries to her lips.

"Don't be afraid to relax, we're both classmates and friends now. Saying...... Has there ever been a shameless boy who has asked you, what is the bust data? ”

====== the dividing line of the popularity rankings===== after a protracted catch-up, Xiaoqin finally broke through the 40,000 mark, and came to the same level as the squad leader who was less than 40,005.

Group B is still dominated by robots, and the new addition to Group C is Professor Bai, because some readers seem to think he is cute......