Chapter 31: Underwear (3)
"Leaf ...... Leaf, when did your taste become so heavy? How to connect ...... Don't even wear that? Saying this, my hands have not stopped cultivating, and they are still "trampling and ravaging" on that sacred land.
"This ...... It's not all because of you! If it weren't for the ...... you were last night? So bad, how could I not wear it? Look, it's all like this, how can I wear it! Ye Xue casually took out something from the pocket of her coat and smashed it on my face, I only felt a strange fragrance on my face, and quickly reached out to catch it, and when I fixed my eyes, it turned out to be a pink XIONG cover. The reason why it was still possible to tell that it was a XIONG hood was entirely because of the two bulging cups, because it was completely tattered and torn and scarred. It seems that the situation can no longer be used, and it is still used as a handkerchief to wipe the face. Grandma's, what the hell is that bastard Wang Balamb did to do it! How could such a small and lovely thing be destroyed like this? It's really time to pull him over with a thousand knives, cannon branding, potting, and five horses splitting the corpse!
"Leaves, but don't you have many? Every time I get to the balcony, I see something hanging there fluttering in the wind, like a flag! "Yes, Ye Xue's underwear NEI pants are never washed in the washing machine, let alone let others get their hands dirty, every time she washes them by herself and then hangs them on the balcony to dry. There were times when I sat on the balcony and watched the scenery and those things danced above my head, and I really wanted to ...... Damn, I'm not that perverted!
"But...... But people like this pink one the most! And the freshly washed ones haven't dried yet, so I have to stop wearing them. It's all your fault for tearing it like this last night! Tell you that the button is in the back, you just don't listen, you know how to pull it out of the way, you pay me one! "No, after a long time, it turns out that bastard Wang Balamb turned out to be me! Why, I remember last night it seemed to be quite gentle! Only...... Even if I was a little hard to control myself, at least I shouldn't be so rude! Oh my God, what did I do last night, why can't I remember all those details? I thought that Ye Xue's clothes were taken off by me at that time, but it turned out to be ...... It turned out that I tore it off! How did I become a QJ offender?
By the way, did I just say something like a thousand cuts and five horses? Did I say it? How I don't remember!
"So...... So I made a fool of myself last night? ”
"You're just a beast!" Just as I was about to put my hands in her arms again, she kicked me away.
"This ...... I'm sorry, you also know that this man sometimes can't control himself, which is understandable! Besides......"
"Alright, stop talking nonsense! Give it back to me? Ye Xue interrupted my explanation impatiently.
"What's that?"
"What a fool, of course it's in your hands!" Ye Xue is naturally in my hands......
"No, how can I return what came into my hands to you? I confiscated it and it is now my private property, and I declare its surname Jade. I quickly stuffed this pink torn bra into my arms, such a reverie "second-hand goods" are not available anywhere.
"You...... Why do you want that thing from a big man? ”
"It's my business, you don't have to worry about it, besides, Yezi, we've known and fallen in love for so long and haven't seen you give me any decent love tokens, this thing should be given to me as a love token! As a reward, I decided to hand over to you the NEI pants that I had been wearing for three years. I sniffed obscenely at the hand that had taken the hood, and there seemed to be a girl's frankincense still on it.
"Whoever wants your torn panties, it's dirty! GO BUY ME AN IDENTICAL XIONG MASK RIGHT NOW, OR I'...... I'll never wear that thing again! "I HEARD THAT IF A WOMAN DOESN'T WEAR A XIONG MASK FOR A LONG TIME, SHUANG'S BREASTS WILL SAG, THIS IS NOT GOOD, THE GIRL'S TWO DONGDONG ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO TALL AND STRAIGHT, IN CASE THEY DROOP...... But, it's a bit too much for me as a big man to buy that thing!
For a moment I fell into a difficult contemplation.
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