There are two very embarrassing things: women buy anquan covers, and men buy xiong covers.

I'm a man, I'm in awkward trouble!

Ye Xue is a devil who kills a thousand knives, who would do this to ordinary people! Forcing me to buy her a Xiong mask? Oh my God, this is a disguised punishment for me, embarrassing me! If it weren't for the sake of you being my horse, I would have been white knives in and red knives out for you, let me buy you a xiong cover? I'll buy you an urn and it's about the same!

According to the address Ye Xue wrote to me, it was easy for me to find this "women's store", as the name suggests, this is a store specializing in selling women's goods. All of Ye Xue's underwear is bought here, which is her preference, but this is my nightmare. I wandered in front of the store, torn between going in or not going in? It's better not to go in, a big man walks into this store that only sells women's goods, and it's embarrassing for people to see it. Forget it, let's go in, otherwise I'll give the girl an errand. She has already given me a death order, and if I can't buy it back, I'll come and see her. I can ignore my personal life and death, but I can't ignore my old mother, do you say that it is easy for her to raise me with hard work? If I die like this, will I be worthy of her? Who will send her to the end after a hundred years, as the so-called married son spilled the water, since the elder brother is married, he is someone else's family, and the heavy responsibility of supporting the elderly will fall on me. Therefore, from the aspect of filial piety, I must not have the idea of suicide, and I have to endure humiliation and live with heavy burdens. Back then, Gong Qianlou was willing to eat feces for his father's illness, and now I pull down my face for my gray-haired old mother to buy a bra for the girl, what's the big deal. This is not a humiliation but should become a good story, and from now on twenty-four filial piety will be changed to twenty-five filial piety.

But I'm still embarrassed to go in, a man can be dead, but he must not be shameless. The women and girls who came in and out looked at me with strange eyes, and in order to divert the embarrassment, I had to accompany them with a smile and tell them that my girlfriend was inside, the one in red, and I was waiting for her here. And they always smile back at me, and I think they must be thinking this in their hearts at the moment: Oh, what a good boy, how nice it would be if I could have a husband who loves me like this!

Like me? Like me, cheaper for you to take! Of course, this is just a joke, but I actually want to say to them, "Ladies, can you take off your xiong mask and give it to me?" ”

Don't you say that there is really a little girl who came to me and asked me if I needed help, and I said of course I need it, it depends on whether you are willing or not. She said that of course there is no problem, helping others is the foundation of happiness! What a good girl, I suggest that the government should give her a gold medal to promote this good social ethos.

"Girl, how many yards are you?"

"What, how many yards?"

"That's it...... It's your breast...... What is the bust size? ”

"Sir, you...... You're a hooligan! "The little girl blushed at what I said, and I knew she must have misunderstood me. Don't think about it, little girl, although I am keen on C-girl, although you do look like a C-girl, but I am against father-daughter romance.

"Girl, you misunderstood me, I didn't mean that! I actually wanted to buy a XIONG mask for my girlfriend, but you know that I am a big man and I ......."

"Oh! I see, you're embarrassed! Well, you tell me what your girlfriend's bust size is, and I'll pick one for you! "Tsk, what an empathetic girl! Girl, uncle, do you have a boyfriend? If not, what do you think of my uncle?

"Oops, thank you so much! But...... But I don't know what her bust is, she didn't tell me, and I didn't measure it with a ruler! "I said it unintentionally, but I didn't expect it to make this little girl laugh.

"Big brother, you're so interesting, okay, you show me how big it is."

"Probably...... There are probably ...... Yes, it's about the size of your two and a half years! I GESTURED WITH MY HANDS ON HER BREAST, AND IF YOU LOOKED AT IT FROM THE SIDE, YOU WOULD THINK THAT I WAS DOING SOMETHING VERY EXCESSIVE, BUT IN FACT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, I JUST USED MY HANDS TO DRAW A FEW CIRCLES BETWEEN HER BREASTS.

"You...... Stinky rascals! "Smack! A slap came, and a firm caress was placed on my delicate face. The girl ran away with a blushing face, and before leaving, she didn't forget to kick me in the lower body, but fortunately I dodged it properly so that it didn't lead to the end of the child. What's wrong with girls now, why are their minds so unhealthy! Didn't I just make a few strokes on your chest, and I grabbed something in the air without really touching it. But the strength of these hands and feet is also a little bigger, a slap in the face made me all over the world star...... XIONG HOOD.