Things that have not been tried are always fantasized about so beautiful, and the same is true for love. It's like one of those model cakes on the counter, which must be delicious, but it's actually just a piece of plastic.

Ye Xue is my first love, yes, if we can count it as love now.

I once had a crush on so many girls, but because of my thin skin, I was embarrassed to confess to others, so in the end, I let those cow dung take the lead. I am indeed close to the water, but what I have caught is not the moon, but the phantom they left in the water. I know the importance of being brave to confess, and love begins with confession. But I just can't pull that face, I can express my patriotism in front of thousands of people, but I dare not say my love in front of a girl's family. This is my shortcoming, my fatal point, and my G-spot. I'm still very sensitive to this, which is probably why I was so good and didn't start my first love until I was in my twenties.

If I hadn't met Ye Xue, then my first love might have to be postponed for a long, long time. Let me state first, but I didn't confess to her first, but she couldn't resist the temptation of my infinite personality charm and took the initiative to embrace her, I just carried forward the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation and reluctantly took her in. So on the road of love between the two of us, I am still the tough side, and I always stand on the position of a straight waist, which means that she has to listen to me in everything, and only obey my life. Otherwise, I would have given her a break, and it would have been easy for me to dump a little girl, and I wouldn't even blink.

Of course, if she is a well-behaved bird, I am not so ruthless. As the saying goes, those who follow me prosper, and those who oppose me die. If a man is not a little more generous, he will become a slave of love, and if he becomes a slave of love, then you will fall for the rest of your life. I am a person who does great things, how can a person who does great things get entangled in the private affairs of his children and waste his life? So love is like chicken ribs for me, it doesn't matter if you have it or not. Ye Xue is my chicken ribs, if she doesn't obediently obey me, I will give her to ...... (I'm sorry, there's a phone call, so I'll miss you first)

"Hey, who are you? I don't pick a time to call, I don't know if I'm taking a nap! You want to die...... Ouch, yes...... It's a little leaf, why are you always free...... Oh, you said that my mouth must have been blown up by a cannonball recently, and I can't spit out ivory in my mouth, so don't you mind, I'll whip it hard! If you don't smoke it, it won't know whether it's a task to talk or a ......."

"Yu Xiaoxi, you're not finished, shut up for me right away! You can get down from the stairs for me in two and a half minutes, or else you will notify the funeral home to collect the body for you!" "Ye Xue's sweet voice sounds so hot on the other end of the phone, this little girl is really bad-tempered, I have to discipline her when I have time! Otherwise, she wouldn't understand who was the head of the family!

"That, that I said Yezi, people are still in bed now, and they just have a close-fitting clothes on their bodies, and they are still worn on their lower bodies. Why do you have to give me half an hour to freshen up and dress up, I still have to look in the mirror, beauty and so on, half an hour is probably not enough! Or just forty minutes, don't worry! I said calmly and calmly, two and a half minutes? Che, you think I'm a soldier, and I have to do everything you ask? Then I'm not too faceless, you just wait obediently below, hehe, Lao Tzu take your time, take your time!

"Okay, you just rub it slowly, I'm not in a hurry, I'm really not in a hurry at all!" Ye Xue's voice suddenly became soft, and her bones melted when she heard it. But how could this sound be so uncomfortable in my ears, not only uncomfortable but also terrifying, and the sweat pores all over my body were instantly magnified many times. I had a feeling that suddenly hit my brain, and that feeling was called fear.

So I rolled a catfish and quickly got up, copied my clothes and put them on my body, as if my agile cells were suddenly stimulated. I casually found a pair of shoes and put them on my feet, wiped my face indiscriminately, spat and foamed at the top of my head as hair wax, and ran downstairs before I had time to look in the mirror. When I came to Ye Xue's side from the sixth floor from the sixth floor in a hurry, this little girl looked at her watch indifferently, and when she saw me appear, she looked up at me and smiled coquettishly.

"It worked out pretty well, it took a little over forty seconds in total, didn't you say you'd be upstairs for forty minutes? How did you come down so quickly? The pride on Ye Xue's face was about to fall because he couldn't hang up, but the shame on my face was about to fall down because he couldn't hold on.

"You...... How did you get to our school? A girl's family stands under our boys' dormitory with great fanfare, what a bad impact! "Then I remembered that she was not a student of our school, and that her school was not comparable to ours, and there was no comparison at all.

"What's the matter, I can't come and see you when I miss you! Are you annoyed with me and want to dump me? At this time, two boys happened to walk past us, Ye Xue, the girl, didn't know whether it was intentional or deliberate, she leaned on me warmly, and raised her hand to button the button under my neck. This warm scene naturally attracted the envious eyes of the two boys, but how did they know the bitterness in my heart. I don't want to be fooled by this little girl's charming, my concentration is strong.

"Yezi, don't be like this, it's not good to be seen." Actually, I didn't want my body to undergo her devilish training, and at this time, her crisp breasts were tightly attached to my body, and she was swaying and squirming from side to side, who could stand this? No big man can resist such a teasing! I quickly straightened her delicate body, turned my face to breathe a few fresh airs, and poured the nosebleed back from my nose by the way.

"What are you afraid of? Anyway, you're my boyfriend, I'm your girlfriend, and others will only envy it! The flame that had just been extinguished was about to rekindle again, and the abominable girl pounced on her again with her teeth and claws.

"What...... What a boyfriend and girlfriend, I didn't admit it to you! At best, it's a verbal acquiescence, but we haven't formally signed a written agreement yet, so I'm going to regret it! ”

"Repentance? Don't you dare! Besides, you...... You did that to others that night, don't you want to repay the debt! Ye Xue's blushing face was extremely charming, and her head broke through my blocking line and leaned smoothly on my chest. Oh my God, why is this chick's tricks of playing scoundrels so high, even pretending to be shy so much! Are all women like that?

"I ...... What am I like about me, I ...... Didn't do anything that night! "Yes, my words speak for themselves.

"You, you still say! I want to beg for a fight, isn't it? "Ye Xue swung her pink fist and smashed it twice on my body, damn, it made me very comfortable. Grandma's, when did I become so slutty!

"By the way, Yu Xiaoxi, Rourou told me that she saw a very beautiful bag in the New Asia Mall last night, and it looks good! You're going to go buy it with me later, no, now! As she spoke, she grabbed my arm and tried to walk out, but I forcibly pulled her back. I kind of can't stand it, yes, I really can't stand it. Can't a woman have a hobby other than shopping? For example, reading a book, writing a book, playing table tennis, etc.? But since I met Ye Xue, the only excitement she has shown in front of me is shopping, spending a lot of money. Yes, she is very rich, but she doesn't have such a spendthrift, she wants to sit and eat nothing!

"No, little leaf, I can't go with you! To be honest, I'm a little tired of your waste, and maybe you'll say I'm too old-fashioned. Yes, I'm a real native. Our family is very poor, my parents are not as rich as your parents, I am a child of a poor family. A lot of people would say I'm too stingy, a complete miser, but you know what's not a stingy but a thrift, and my family situation forces me to do that, or I'm going to starve to death. I didn't ask my family for a penny in college, and all the tuition fees, including my living and accommodation expenses, were earned by my hard work. I also want to spend money as unscrupulously as you, I also want to wear famous brands and go to high-end restaurants, but I don't have that much money! My money is for survival, not enjoyment, you know! You can go shopping whatever you want, that's your right and I don't have the right to interfere, but please don't pull me, because I don't want people to think that I'm also a loser who doesn't learn and only knows how to cheat girls! These words came out of my feelings for a while, and they didn't suddenly burst out after holding them in my heart for a long time. I knew that saying this might hurt Ye Xue's heart, she must be very angry, but I still couldn't control myself from saying it. My expression was serious, serious like never before, serious even I didn't believe in. I thought that Ye Xue would kick me hard after hearing these words, and then turned around and left angrily. But I was wrong, she didn't do that, she hugged me tightly, tears moistening her eyes.

"I'm sorry Creek, I'm sorry, can you forgive me? I promise never again, I will never spend so much money again. No one had ever said anything like this to me before, including my dad, because he would only give me endless money. From now on, I will be like you, I will rely on my own money to earn money to support myself, and I will never accept my father's money again! As she spoke, she stuffed me with a handful of bank cards in her wallet, leaving only a few small pieces of cash.

"What are you doing here, why are you giving me this!" I was indignant and angry. Why are you giving me this, am I saying those things just to deceive you of these red, green and green bank cards? It's too dismissive...... Gentleman!

"Xiaoxi, listen to me, these bank cards will be kept with you before I find a way to support myself, and you have to manage my finances! You are responsible for paying me your living expenses regularly and quantitatively, according to your standards, and you can give me as much as your monthly living expenses are. Also, I may not be used to it at first, if I don't have enough flowers, I'm going to come to you, you have to take care of me, and you can't let me starve to death. Anyway, I have nothing to do at school, and in the future, my room and board will all depend on you, and you will be responsible for raising me for nothing. If they say I'm thin one day, I'll bite you to death. Of course, you can't make me too fat, or I'll lose my shape, and I'll bite you to death. You can arrange it yourself, by the way, the passwords of those cards are my birthday, my birthday is July 13th, you have to remember this, otherwise I will ......"

"Bite me to death, right? I don't understand, is my meat so good? "I like this ending very much, not to mention how long Ye Xue can hold on to this plan, but at least this is also one of her life goals, and she has the obligation to work towards this goal. As for those bank cards, I will keep them for her for the time being, but I swear that I will never use a penny of them, and using a woman's money will be struck by lightning.

"Okay, now that New Asia Shopping Mall can't go, what should we do?" I gently patted Ye Xue, who was still coquettish in my arms, and asked her what to do next.

"Say it, go wherever you say, I listen to you, people are being raised by you now!" Oh, you said it would be nice if girls could be like this, obedient and well-behaved girls are cute! What's wrong with a strong woman, who dares to ask for you!

"Well, that's it...... Let me think about it, or let's go and have a bowl of noodle soup together. The noodle soup on the snack street is cheap, five cents a bowl, and I haven't eaten lunch yet. Do you eat noodles and I drink soup? Forget it, I'll eat noodles and drink soup, you're afraid of getting fat, you can lose weight by drinking soup! "I got carried away and hugged the jade man in my arms, what more could I ask for in such a life! But why do I feel so much pain in my lower back? Is someone pinching me?

"Ah, Xiaoyezi, I was wrong, I don't dare, I ...... Ah, tap, tap! Ouch ......"

End of chapter