Chapter 13: The Truth
A famous person once said that anger itself is as terrible as a wolf, and an angry person is as weak as a sheep. (As for who that celebrity is, I can't remember, it seems to be surnamed Yu)
Yes, I'm very angry right now, and I'm angry to tell you! Even if I am a sheep now, then I am not a weak sheep. I am a Tibetan antelope, growing in a cold and harsh environment, and the harsh climate has allowed me to develop a strong character. My whole body is full of treasures, my skin, my horns, and my hair. As the saying goes, people are afraid of being famous, and sheep are afraid of being strong, and it is because I am so good that there are many threats around me.
The first is Ye Xue, the poacher, who not only stole my precious first kiss, but also almost took away my even more precious first night. Secondly, these sheep of inferior breeds around me, whether they are sheep or whether they are goats, are not as good as my "seeds". They were slandering me, and they envied me to a certain extent and began to envy me. Alas, they are so pathetic. Everyone is a sheep, a small creature living on this prairie. You gnaw your roots, and I eat my young leaves. Am I just a little bit better than you? Look at what you are doing, why do you have to join the fire to squeeze me out of me? What's the matter, doesn't it look like the guy from the Tibetans is easy to bully. I'll tell you, my wrestling skills are top-notch! (This...... Wrestling seems to be Mongolian.)
It is said that women love gossip, but in fact, men gossip is more than enough, they are gossip eighty-eight sixty-four trigrams! I don't understand, didn't I just go out with a girl and open a room and sleep for the night, as for such a stirring of teachers to torture me? We are people, not machines, of course we have to eat and sleep! Could it be that something must happen if you sleep in the same room with a girl for one night, you see what kind of dirty thoughts you are, the Chinese nation is because of the existence of you unenterprising and shameless obscene people, so it will be bullied everywhere by Lao Mei and Little Japan. I can't see it, I really can't watch it.
But what if I can't see it? These sluts didn't give me a chance to explain at all.,The bad things they said were all gone.,I just want to scold a few words loudly but can't find the words! And now they have discovered the bruises on my face, which have given them to grab my pigtails and add fuel to the fire and unscrupulously create other crimes and infamy against me. This is really a house leak that happened to rain overnight, and trachoma is still short-sighted. What the hell can I do to prove my innocence, what the hell can I do to prove that I am innocent and victimized! How can I hold up a piece of heaven for the kind people, and how can I give the people a peaceful world!
"Stinky boy, tell me quickly, what's the matter with the wound on this face? Don't tell me I was punched by a woman, we don't believe it! ”
"Don't say it's you, even I don't believe that I was beaten by a woman, but that's the case, I can't help it if you don't believe it!" Now that I've given up on clarification, let them think whatever they want.
"Oh! I see, I see what's going on! It turns out that you kid is good at this, and you like to play XING abuse, don't you? I didn't expect your taste to be so heavy, and your face is blue like this, but you can imagine that this body must not be any better? Take it off and let my brother see it, and my brother will rub some safflower oil on you to reduce swelling. "The boss said he was going to pull my clothes, and I kicked them back.
"I'm talking about your mouth, I said that you TMD is not a pervert A---V to see too much, how can your head be full of these dirty and obscene thoughts! Don't you know anything other than hoop forks and piston movements? Don't you know that the world is changing every day? Can't we just talk about something gentle? Gentleness knows, something gentle and elegant! "I'm so mad at these hooligans, and I realize that if I continue like this, I'll soon be spoiled by them. Although I am still out of the mud and unstained, but isn't there a saying that those who are close to Zhu are red, those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to Wang Ba will become turtles sooner or later! I can't just be ruined by this group of scoundrels, I swear that until now my Jade Xiaoxi is still innocent, but I am innocent.
"Yes, you have all wronged Xiaoxi, I believe Xiaoxi must be innocent, and as for the bruises on his eyes, there must be a reasonable explanation for him." Just when I was about to despair of the world, a glimmer of light suddenly appeared above my head. It's the wheels, it's the wheels that say good things for me, say fair and just things. Thank you, Lord, for sending me a righteous angel at a time when I need comfort and understanding the most, for giving me hope, for restoring my faith in this cold world. I will always remember your kindness, I will always cherish your well-being, thank you for your mercy and love, Amen!
"Wheel, thank you, you are really my good brother!" Oh no, I was so touched, my tears were about to fall, and finally someone believed what I said.
"I think things must be like this, Yu Xiaoxi, this guy usually turns things upside down, throws five and six, does things very seriously, and often turns a blind eye when he is careless. It seems that he also committed this bad mistake of turning one eye open and closing one eye when he was doing errands with other girls last night, so this panda eye appeared. I said Yu Xiaoxi, you are really, how can you not be attentive and meticulous in doing that kind of thing! Since the girl has taken a fancy to you, it is your blessing, you really don't know how to be grateful. "The words under the wheels immediately knocked me back from Elysium to Infernal Hell, did you hear the sound of blood spurting? Yes, that's me throwing up blood.
Things in this world are sometimes so unexpected that when you see a man with a cross and a crown of wattles beckoning to you, you think you really see Jesus, you think the Lord is calling you. But when you walk in,, it's just an Indian Ah San who asks you for directions!
I, Yu Xiaoxi, I now vouch for my personality, although my personality has been corrupted by those vicissitudes of life, but I still have to use my last shred of honesty to say my heart. That night, yes, it was last night! Ye Xue and I really didn't have anything to do last night, in fact, I really hoped that something would happen later, but after Ye Xue hit me with an infinitely powerful divine fist, I lost consciousness, and I don't remember anything about the rest of the story. I only know that when I woke up, the little girl was still lying comfortably in my arms and falling asleep, and my clothes were still neatly guarding me, as for her, I won't say anything. After that, I checked the sheets and bedding again, and they were as clean and tidy as new, so I was sure that I didn't force Ye Xue to do anything with me when I was unconscious. In other words, I am still a pure C man, although I lost an opportunity to test whether Ye Xue is a C woman or not. If Ye Xue's girl despises me while I'm asleep, then I can't be blamed, I'm passive, and I'm innocent.
Later, when we had a free breakfast together in the hotel, I also asked Ye Xue implicitly, asking her if she took the opportunity to eat my tofu or something like that, but when I saw her raise her fist at me again, I didn't dare to talk nonsense. I didn't expect the seemingly weak little Nizi to have such a strong hand, she wouldn't be practicing karate! Like Mollilan in Detective Conan, he's a karate champion, oh my God, if that's the case...... So how will I live my life in the future?
Then I'll send her back to school, which isn't far from ours, but it's much more magnificent than ours, and that's the real aristocratic school. Even the aunt who sweeps the floor speaks English, and even the red flag is hung at the door of the toilet!
Really, that's really the case, but why don't you believe it, no matter how I explain it? Forget it, I'm tired too, and I don't care if you believe it or not, I'm going to sleep anyway, and at least one thing they believe anyway.
That is, Ye Xue did become my girlfriend in such a daze!
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