Chapter 92: Mountain Ghosts
As the so-called art masters are bold, sometimes this boldness is not all because of high skills, some people are born with boldness. Ghosts are scary, but what are wicked people afraid of? The wicked are afraid of ghosts! Don't ghosts have anything to fear? No! Yes!
Demons are afraid of the more wicked!
I, Yu Xiaoxi, am not a wicked person, this is not defined by myself, but is recognized by the broad masses of the people. My surname Yu is definitely a kind and good person, of course, this is not my personal boast, all breathing creatures vote by a show of hands!
I'm a good person, so I should be afraid of ghosts, right? No, I'm afraid of everything in my life, but I'm not afraid of ghosts! Why, you ask? Do I need a specific explanation for this? Zhong Kui is my cousin, Hades is my godfather, am I afraid of ghosts? Isn't that tantamount to saying that whales are afraid of turtles?
Don't say it, this is said to be a ghost, and it is more effective than Cao Cao. It seems that God has destined my Jade Creek to do a vigorous and earth-shattering feat, and I will not only become a hero among this group of villagers, but also a great hero, a ghost hunter!
Here's the thing, don't be impatient, and listen to me slowly. This matter dates back to a long, long time ago, about the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, or the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, there was a strange person who fished with an empty hook in a certain place, and this person's name was Jiang Zi...... It's a bit of a mess, so let's talk about what happened in the last two days!
Somehow, when they came together in the morning, they saw that the patriarch's family was busy, and everyone had a heavy melancholy look on their faces. I don't think it's because the host thinks that Chi Tiantian and I have been eating and drinking here for too long, and if they want to prepare some dry food and water for us, they will drive us away. But even if you prepare dry food or something, you don't need to get so much, and a whole few sacks, probably half of the grain in this barn has been moved. Do they want to ...... Forget it, don't guess, let's ask!
"Yao'er, what are you doing here? Even if you sow seeds in the field, you won't need so many seeds, and now that the autumn harvest has just passed, these are the millet that has just been plowed! "Because I have lived in the countryside since I was a child, I still have a little research on farmers' farming.
"Brother Xiaoxi, you ...... Don't ask, I, Daddy and Auntie will go to the back mountain to worship the mountain ghost Niangniang, you and Sister Tiantian will stay at home and don't go anywhere! Remember to plug the door inside and don't run out, you know? Hua Yao's face was extremely solemn, this was the first time I had seen this little girl with such an expression, so I had to have a little doubt and curiosity.
"Mountain ghost girl? What a mountain ghost girl! ”
"The mountain ghost lady is ......"
"Sister Yao, don't talk nonsense to the guests, hurry up and bring the jar of tea I sealed!" The patriarch, Uncle Mo, interrupted Hua Yao's words in time, for fear that she would reveal something terrible to him. Hua Yao answered and left, with a look of horror on her face. In this way, I wanted to know why, but I couldn't ask why I was here, so I planned to find out some truth from other people's mouths. These are all from the villagers, and maybe they don't know what they know.
I walked out by myself, and suddenly there was a cry from behind me.
"Brother Yu, you wait for me!"
"You don't learn embroidery techniques from Aunt Mo at home, why are you following me? What's the matter, this lady has been dressed up for less than two days before her original form is revealed? "yes, I knew she couldn't hold out for long! Embroidery? Is your Chi Tiantian the material?
"I don't want to learn any more embroidery, look at my ten fingers, they're about to be pricked by needles!" After saying that, she pitifully handed me two little hands wrapped with band-aids, alas! What a pity for this beautiful pair of ...... What a shame these Band-Aids!
"Tsk, how did you make it so miserable! Come over and let me, the bruised miracle doctor, see if there are any injuries to your muscles and bones! I'll put you in a plaster cast or something! As I spoke, I took the little white hands and sighed at the band-aids on them.
"I hate it, people are like this, and you still laugh at people! You can't coax me! Britney took the opportunity to lean into my arms, and her delicate body began to disobey women's morals again.
"Hey, hey, be honest with me! In broad daylight, you are not afraid of being seen! I said this, but the lustful hand slipped up to her little waist and swept away. In the past two days, all my thoughts have been on teaching Hua Yao to write, and I seem to have been a little neglected by this Miss Chi Tiantian. I'm a little guilty, I'm a little embarrassed, okay, my brother will come to hurt you now.
"Brother Yu, do you think Uncle Mo and his family are weird today. There is also Sister Hua Yao, I asked her what was wrong, and she didn't dare to say, but she seemed to be scared. "It seems that there is indeed something wrong with the patriarch's family today, even Chi Tiantian, who has always been as stupid as a pig's head, has found something different, which means that something must be wrong!
"yes, I also think they have something on their minds hidden from us today, so I came out and asked the neighbors. But I seem to have heard Yao'er say something about mountain ghosts, I think it must have something to do with this so-called mountain ghost Niangniang! ”
"Then what should we do now, is it really like Sister Hua Yao said to hide in the house and not come out!"
"How is that possible? Is my Jade Creek the kind of person who shrinks his head and tail and hides? I've got to figure out what's going on, or I'll not even be able to eat lunch!" Hey, don't tell me, why I've just had breakfast and I'm hungry! Do you have a nest or something on you, quickly take it out and pad my stomach! "People are iron and rice is steel, I am not afraid of anything in my life, I am afraid that I will not be able to eat!
"Then let's go and ask the neighbors here, and I'll get you another nest to eat!" I just learned the craft from Aunt Mo yesterday, and the wowotou I made is delicious! "Lao Wang sells melons and boasts! Eat the wowo wo tou you made? Forget it, I'd better chew on the atomic bomb to be safe!
"Okay, let's go and ask, you let me go first!" yes, it's not a problem for you to hold me all the time!
"Brother Yu, it seems that you should let go of me first! Everyone is overwhelmed by you! "Xiao Tiantian came to me with a pink little face, Mom, I'm still the one I hugged after a long time! This person can lose a lot of ...... Damn, what's wrong with Lao Tzu hugging her! If you have the ability, you can hug her, see if she lets you hug her!
"Don't get so close to me next time, otherwise I won't dare to guarantee your personal safety!" I quickly let go of her soft delicate body and gave her a righteous warning. You can ignore my existence, but you can't ignore the fact that I'm a man!
Originally, I wanted to find an idle person to ask what was going on with the mountain ghost Niangniang, but I didn't find an idler after wandering around for a long time. Almost every family was busy, like the patriarch's family, they were busy preparing food and wine, and a few young men also tied pigs and sheep, and sharpened their knives and prepared to kill. I hurriedly stepped forward to stop them from making mistakes, I am a soft-hearted like a living bodhisattva, how can I bear to see others in front of me with white knives in and red knives out? Besides, killing pigs and sheep in front of me, a gold medal veterinarian, isn't it the same as sitting in front of the statue of the Buddha to drink wine and eat dog meat? This is absolutely not allowed! I said that today is not a big day, and there is no New Year's Day or holiday, so why do you get these things! At first, they refused to say anything, but they finally came to me under torture to extract a confession. After a detailed interview, I finally asked what was going on, and it really had something to do with that bullshit mountain ghost girl.
And it came to pass that there was a dense wooded hill behind the stockade, where no sunlight was seen all year round, so it was dark and damp and full of miasma. Moreover, the mountains behind this mountain are steep, the terrain is precipitous, and the mountain roads are criss-crossed and rugged. There are also countless deep caves, which are eerie and terrifying. But there are also a lot of wild animals here, such as roe deer, hares, foxes, and so on. Therefore, it is undoubtedly the best hunting place for hunters, and because of this, many years ago, the villagers who lived here went to the mountains to hunt to supplement their families. But just about a dozen years ago, two young hunters went hunting in the mountains and never returned. Later, the villagers organized the brave villagers to look for them, but in the end only the bodies of the two people were found. It is said that the death of these two people is terrifying, the blood in the whole body has been sucked dry, and even the brains are gone. The villagers had never seen anything like this before, so they were naturally very afraid. At that time, there was an eighty or ninety-year-old Mr. Yin Yang in the village, and after seeing the corpse, he said that it was a mountain ghost. It is said that there is a mountain ghost Niangniang living in the back mountain, these hares, roe deer and the like are the descendants of this mountain ghost Niangniang. Because the villagers have been hunting in the mountains for many years, she has angered the mountain ghost Niangniang, so she has come to seek revenge on the villagers. The villagers who live here are all relatively feudal people, and they are naturally in awe of these ghosts and gods. Because they were afraid that the mountain ghosts would come to them for revenge, no villagers dared to go up to the mountains to hunt since then. And every autumn harvest, the villagers have to divide half of the grain they have beaten to sacrifice to the mountain ghost Niangniang, hoping that this Niangniang will be kind enough to forgive their sins. After so many years, this sacrificial activity has been passed down as if it were a tradition, and every villager believes in it like an envelope god, and insists on sacrificing this so-called mountain ghost Niangniang every year with the hard-harvested grain.
After listening to it, I only felt ridiculous in my heart, but Britney believed it, grabbed my arm with both hands and told me with specific actions that she was trembling!
"Brother Yu, I didn't expect this mountain ghost to be so terrifying! I think we'd better hurry home, I'm going to stay with you, I'm afraid! ”
"Cut, you're still a highly educated intellectual, an atheist! Why don't you even believe in this kind of unbounded lie, I see that you haven't woken up, hurry up and go home and lie down for a while! "Ghosts? Mountain ghosts? I think you're a big-headed ghost, it's pretty much the same! It's almost the same as this kind of absurd thing to deceive those three-year-old children, and you want to deceive me Yuxiaoxi? You're a liar!
"But...... But Mr. Yin and Yang have said it, it seems that this mountain ghost girl must exist! "Britney is still very scared, alas, little girl, it's okay to be timid.
"And what do you see what I'm up to?" I took the opportunity to rub oil on her small chin, women need men to soothe them when they are afraid, right? Well, brother is here to soothe and soothe you now!
"You...... Aren't you a veterinarian? ”
"Wrong! Veterinarian is just my hobby, in fact, my real career is catching ...... Ghost...... Big...... Division! As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes were fixed on me, and their mouths were wide open. Yes, they are amazed, or they are worshipping.
At that moment, another earth-shattering, ghost-weeping conspiracy formed in my mind! 、
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