The difference between a man and a woman is that a woman can make a man swoon with her body, while a man can make a woman scream loudly with his lies!

When I announced my identity in public and promised to go to the mountains and forests to hunt ghosts alone, not only women but also men screamed loudly. If you see it, the words spoken by people with weight are also quite weighty. What is a leader, a person who can unite the broad masses of the people is called a leader, and the patriarch Uncle Mo is a very competent leader. So what is a pioneer? A person like me, who looks a bit rough on the surface, but is actually on the front line of the battle, is called a pioneer.

I am an absolutely competent pioneer!

"What the hell are you doing with Yu Xiaoxi, where are you a ghost hunter, you are a little veterinarian! If you want to climb to the sky in one step, don't dream! Xiao Tiantian muttered in my ear with bad intentions, I said, you little girl, why don't you give your man face at a critical time! Why am I wasting so much rice to feed you, is it just for you to smash my table in front of everyone?

"Chi Tiantian, you'd better not mess with my plans this time, otherwise I'll kick you out of here alone, and then I'll live here in seclusion for the rest of your life so that you will never see me!" Besides, what's wrong with the veterinarian? Can't veterinarians save lives and benefit mankind? Tell you that no matter how young the land is, he is also a fairy, no matter how much I Yu Xiaoxi has the words hanging pot on his head! As the so-called doctor's parents' hearts, how can I stand idly by in the face of the suffering of the common people? I also threatened her with the same voice and posture in Xiao Tiantian's ear, don't you say that this trick really works, I saw her glaring at me viciously, and with a vicious snort, she twisted her head and ignored me. It can be seen that my Yu Xiaoxi is now deeply ingrained in her Chi Tiantian's mind to the point of being like an idol, how can she live without me!

"Brother Xiaoxi, do you really want to go to the back mountain to catch that mountain ghost girl? I heard my aunt say that the mountain ghost lady is amazing, she will eat you! You don't want to go, okay? Hua Yao walked over and grabbed my arm, looking at me with a worried face. See, what kind of woman is the most caring, that is, the woman who cares about you in times of crisis. Xiao Tiantian, Xiao Tiantian, you said that you and Hua Yao are both girls, and they both have faces that make men crazy, but why are you not half as intimate as Hua Yao!

"Hehe, Yao'er, don't worry about me, tell you, Brother Xiaoxi's ability is great, that mountain ghost Niangniang is not my opponent at all, I can subdue her with three punches and two kicks!" I pretended to comfort her easily, in fact, where do I have any bullshit skills, this braggart skill is well practiced. If that mountain ghost lady is really a woman, and she doesn't know how to call the wind and rain, I might be able to handle it, but if she's a man, it's not easy to say. But since there are more words "Niangniang" in this name, it must be a woman, and it would be too embarrassing for any male goblin to name himself Niangniang! But I heard that this female ghost and banshee and other things are very beautiful, like fairies, this old Mr. Pu Songling didn't even say in Liaozhai! What do you say this mountain ghost lady looks like, will she be beautiful like a fairy, what if I am seduced by her at that time? Impossible, how can I be the kind of womanizer with shallow concentration! So, then if you say she was a woman, would she be a C woman? If this were a C woman, I wouldn't ...... Fuck, what are you thinking about!

"I ...... I know that Brother Xiaoxi's skills are very big, but ......"

"Okay, don't be, don't you still believe Brother Xiaoxi?" I quickly grabbed one of Hua Yao's small hands and grabbed it, interrupting her next words. Originally, there was nothing wrong with this, but this scene made Chi Tiantian's Nizi see it. So, the vinegar jar was overturned. I saw her running over with a move Ling Bo at a rapid pace, and then forcibly interspersed between me and Hua Yao, not only cruelly separated our hands, but also turned into a turbulent galaxy, even more cruelly separated our pair of loving Cowherd and Weaver Girl!

"Yes, Mr. Yu, I don't think you should take this risk! The people here are very in awe of the mountain ghost Niangniang, and they will go to worship her at this time of year, so the mountain ghost Niangniang has not come to seek revenge from you over the years, and our life can be regarded as a happy life. But if you do this, if you anger the mountain ghost Niangniang, then I am afraid that the people in our village will suffer, and when the time comes, not only will you give your life in vain, but it may also affect our entire village! Uncle Mo, the patriarch, expressed his concerns, and when he said this, the other villagers also followed suit, and it seems that these villagers are really frightened by this so-called mountain ghost Niangniang. It's like a terrible demon, and if this demon is not removed, then the whole village will always live in this unwarranted fear. Of course, the only person who can help them get rid of their demons at the moment is me Yu Xiaoxi, and if I don't save them when I see death, they will really be helpless. I managed to calm down the agitated villagers, and it seems that I can only give them another reassurance pill for now. Actually, I don't want to lie to them, but the situation forces me, and I can't help it!

"Uncle Mo, I know your worries are reasonable, but it's not a way to continue to let that mountain ghost girl be a blessing! Can you bear to let the villagers divide half of the food they have worked hard every year to worship her, it will not be easy to live like this! It may be reluctant to meet a bumper harvest year, but what if you encounter a famine year, it will be difficult to starve to death at that time! "I have been a farmer and a farmer, so I know very well the hard work of sweat and soil on this hoeing day. If you want to take out half of the hard-harvested grain and sacrifice this mountain ghost girl, no one is reluctant, how distressed it should be! I know that saying this will definitely speak to the hearts of the villagers, but even if they have this mind, they dare not be angry, and now that I have spoken out for them, how can I not fall into their arms!

"Yes, we don't want to take the food we have worked hard to sacrifice to the mountain ghost Niangniang, but there is no way, how can this person fight with the ghost?" Uncle Mo sighed helplessly, and the other villagers also sighed. Looks like my agitation is starting to work, just add a little more fire.

Can't people fight ghosts? Says who! The society we live in has always followed only one truth, that is, the people cannot fight with the officials! Officials are much more powerful than ghosts, especially greedy ...... Forget it, I'd better talk less about these political matters!

"Now it's hard for me to continue to hide it from you, in fact, I didn't want to say it, but now it seems that I can't say it! I'll tell you the truth, I'm not a veterinarian or a man who understands the language of birds and beasts. Being a veterinarian is just what I usually use to disguise my identity, my real identity is a Maoshan warlock, my ancestor is Zhang Tianshi, who was the dominant one back then, and I am the seventy-fourth generation of Zhang Tianshi, my Taoist name is Wang Chongyang! This Ms. Chi Tiantian is Sun Buer, one of my seven great disciples, our master and apprentice are on patrol this time, and they are specially here to subdue demons and eliminate demons! "I think this group of people shouldn't have watched Jin Yong's "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", so it shouldn't be a problem to choose the name Wang Chongyang to make do. It's a pity that the name Sun Bu'er is a female Taoist priest with strong martial arts, and this Chi Tiantian pretending to be her is really a bit of that!

"Brother Xiaoxi, aren't you surnamed Yu? Why did you change your surname to Wang again? Also, didn't you say that you are the seventy-fourth generation descendant of the divine doctor Hua Tuo and Gong Yejian? Why did another Zhang Tianshi come out? Who is Zhang Tianshi? "Hua Yao's several question marks almost didn't ask me to lie down, I said, little girl, can you not have so many questions? What's the use of this girl knowing so much? Girls, as long as they know how to wash and cook at home and take care of their children, they will have an accident if they know more. Otherwise, why did our ancestors keep saying that, a woman is virtuous if she is not talented!

"Hahahaha! Jade Creek, Jade Creek you ...... Hahaha, you're laughing at me, you're laughing at me to death! Hahaha......" Britney finally couldn't help laughing, it seems that she really held it back for too long. No, it doesn't matter if you laugh, what if I laugh and goof! Fortunately, I reacted quickly, pinched her willow waist, and stepped on her feet hard before she stopped laughing.

"Sister Tiantian, no, I should call you Master Sun Fuji! Why are you laughing, isn't what Brother Xiaoxi said ......?"

"Sister Hua Yao, let me tell you, your brother Xiaoxi, he is amazing! He has a lot of masters, and almost every master is a martial arts master with unique skills. Even Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu are his masters, and he follows Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu to learn ballet! Xiao Tiantian couldn't help but smile and said to Hua Yao, and then turned her head to look at me, I knew that she was deliberately looking for an opportunity to tease me. Chi Tiantian, Chi Tiantian, if it weren't for me in front of the big guy today, I would have given you the Fa-rectification on the spot!

"Yang Guo? Little Dragon Girl? Brother Xiaoxi, who are these two people? "Oh my God, my head is big enough, Yao'er, Yao'er, can you not follow the mess.

"Yang Guo? He is the ...... of the Condor Heroes Oh, by the way, Yao'er, did you see it just now, just now your sweet sister just now is laughing because I clicked on the laughing hole, so she will laugh non-stop, if you don't believe it, I'll show you her crying hole again, she will definitely cry very sadly! As I spoke, I smiled hideously at Chi Tiantian, and pinched my hands together, like the boss of the underworld was about to go crazy. Britney is really interesting, and she was afraid that I would really "practice her", so she immediately began to cooperate with me. It may not be easy to make you laugh, but if you want to make you cry, I have a way!

"I'm sorry Master, the apprentice will never dare to make your old man angry in the future, so let the apprentice go this time!" Britney hugged my thighs and pretended to beg me, making the two of us really like a master and apprentice. Believe it or not, the villagers believed it anyway.

Britney, Britney, you behaved well today, and I will love you well after I go back. For the sake of your filial piety to the teacher, after I go back, I will hand over the long-lost "pinching dragon gripper" on the rivers and lakes to you, and then you can pinch invincible opponents all over the world, including Mei Chaofeng...... Ouch, oops, Britney, you tap, you tap! It's the thighs, they're sensitive, they're painful! Don't, don't! I'm embarrassed to scream in front of so many people, bear with it, I continue to have a smile on my face, and the pain in my thigh is already going crazy. Who would have thought that this little witch would secretly trap her demon into the flesh of my thighs when she pretended to beg me, it was really impossible to prevent it, it turned out that the martial arts master's kung fu can really be pervasive when he practices to a certain extent!

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