[247] Missing
Amy's interest came and went as quickly as she could, and soon she didn't like to watch us play fighting games, but pointed to a dolphin doll in the claw machine and said:
"I want this, you are responsible for clipping it out for me! If you can't clip it out, you can break the shield and take it out! ”
"At most, I'll pay them again~" Amy glanced at the cashier, who was sitting on a stiff wooden three-legged stool, and found that Amy noticed herself, and hurriedly made a "please feel free" gesture.
"Anyway, don't you also have the credit card I issued to you, why don't you just swipe the card then?"
No...... No! That credit card has actually been banned, you just don't know it! They cost 50 yuan for a basketball here, who knows how much a claw machine will lose! Instead of smashing the machine, I should spend all the game coins in my pocket, and I won't believe that I won't be able to get a dolphin out!
As it turned out, I was not very talented in precision operation, and the first two coins were not could, not only did not clip out the dolphin, but not even a single hair was clipped.
Seeing that Amy's eyes are becoming more and more impatient, and Xiong Yaoyue has learned that Amy has a lot of money, Amy will dare to do whatever she says, if I fail again, maybe Xiong Yaoyue will pick up the stool and smash the machine under Amy's command.
So I hurriedly gave half of the remaining more than 30 game coins to Xiong Yaoyue, and asked her to come over to help clip it, anyway, there is a claw machine next to it, and there are dolphin dolls in it, and I am idle.
"I've got it!!"
Xiong Yaoyue had just put a coin in it for two minutes when her cheering voice came.
I was amazed at Xiong Yaoyue's talent for playing games, and when I turned my head to look, I found that Xiong Yaoyue was not holding a blue dolphin, but a purple hippopotamus.
Nima, what ears do you have, what a memory! Even if hippos may be the same ancestor as whales in paleontology, and dolphins are not completely unrelated, you can't use hippos to pretend to be dolphins! Amy is looking at you with disdain when you happily push the stupid hippopotamus to Amy!
"It's not a hippopotamus!" I corrected bitterly, "It's the ...... of the sea."
"Seahorses?" Xiong Yaoyue interrupted me seriously, and I felt more and more that she was native Hawaii.
"It's not a seahorse!" I yelled angrily, "It's a dolphin! It's not a horse, it's a dolphin! Porpoise, porpoise, porpoise, porpoise, porpoise! Do you remember this time? ”
"Cut-" Xiong Yaoyue made a look of despise me, "I actually made such a tasteless joke with a girl, and repeated 'buttocks, buttocks, buttocks' several times...... Isn't it just an ass! Is a stool worth staring at all day? If you want to see it, just be generous and come to see my sister! ”
With that, she twisted her waist and twisted her waist, and her sturdy buttocks, wrapped in athletic shorts, were exposed to my vision.
That, although I'm embarrassed in front of Amy, but it's so round, so warped, and worthy of being a person who regularly participates in physical exercise! It seems to have been written in the "Twenty-Eight Zhongmei X Files" compiled by Gonggong Cao that in the cute girls in the second (3) class of junior high school, although Xiong Yaoyue's bust is losing to Gong Caicai and the squad leader, her hips are the best! Father-in-law Cao also added a note very dirty: "The back style must be very cool." ”
All in all, Xiong Yaoyue doesn't think that her big breasts are shameful like Gong Caicai, nor does she always like to hide them, but naturally shows it through a light sweatshirt. The hot feeling of "convex and backward" can only be found from Xiong Yaoyue!
"Hey! Have you finished reading it? Have you seen enough? ”
Xiong Yaoyue patted the non-existent dust on her buttocks, and there was no shortage of dizzying waves and concussions.
"How? Am I funny enough? Don't tell my sister any meat jokes in the future, if you're curious, I won't suffer if I show you directly, anyway, you're ......"
Looking back at Amy, whose face was slightly red and didn't know what she was thinking, Xiong Yaoyue swallowed the word "homosexuality".
Huh? What is this progress? A few days ago, Sun Yu of the class basketball team quietly talked about the inspiration he got from the two movies "33 Days of Broken Love" and "Haibian Man", that is, "If you want to put your sister, pretend to be Gay first". Once the girl thinks you are gay, she will let her guard down on you, and you can be a wolf in sheep's clothing, all kinds of thoughtful comfort to play with the bed, and wait until the raw rice is cooked and mature, and the girl will find out that it is too late to be fooled.
But I don't want to pretend to be gay! I'm not a! I don't have the idea of pretending to be gay and defrauding Xiong Yaoyue of benefits! When will this misunderstanding be explained?
In any case, after this little episode, Xiong Yaoyue's speed of catching the doll has increased significantly.
Unlike me, if I find that the dolphin doll that catches the target is hopeless, I will give up re-catching, but when Xiong Yaoyue finds that she can't catch the dolphin, she will catch the other dolls that are most likely to get her hands in order not to waste game coins. After a long time, the doll that prevented her from catching the dolphin was gone, so she spewed hot air out of her nose and coaxed the dolphin out in one gulp, holding it in her hand to accept our praise.
After all, I am tall and long-handed, and as soon as I reached out, I unexpectedly stole the dolphin from Xiong Yaoyue's hand and handed it to Amy, who had been waiting impatiently for a long time. Amy hugged the lunchbox-sized dolphin in her arms, and a long-stingy smile appeared on her face.
"Hey, hey, I have no credit and hard work, why doesn't anyone thank me!"
Xiong Yaoyue said to us with a frown.
I gave her all the rest of the game currency and said, "I've got it for you!" Is it enough to say thank you? ”
"Hehe, then I'm welcome!" Xiong Yaoyue took it with a grin, and slutted her shorts and pants pockets.
I looked at the many other dolls piled up on Xiong Yaoyue's machine, and said to her, "Amy definitely doesn't like these, why don't you take them all home?" ”
Xiong Yaoyue sighed in embarrassment, "I don't like these things again, if I put them, how can I put my tank model!" ”
She rolled her eyes and clapped her hands violently, startling.
"That's right!! I can divide it among the other girls in the class when I go to school! They're stupid people who love furry stuff the most! When the time comes, let them call me husband, and they will be willing! ”
"In this way, uh-huh-hum~~" Xiong Yaoyue held her chin and smiled like a conspirator, "In this way, my harem will be more!" ”
Your sister! You also say that I am gay, I think you have this tendency! It's not enough to play with Gong Caicai every day, do you have to reach out to other girls? How can there be so many excellent students in the second (3rd) class of junior high school!
After the dolphin doll arrived, Amy told me that she was feeling a little tired and wanted to go back, of course I had to escort all the way, Xiong Yaoyue asked the cashier for a big plastic bag to pack the doll, and followed us very enthusiastic.
"That, Miss Amy, if you have any errands, you must tell the little one to do it!"
The flattering appearance is unbearable, Xiong Yaoyue, if the Americans come in and slap you in the face with banknotes, are you the first to stand up and be a traitor!
"You're underestimating me!" Xiong Yaoyue was dissatisfied, "Do you think that a little money can make me give up my personality and national character?" If the Americans gave me Hawaii and let me pick any of the flower girls above, I might think about it! ”
Test...... Bake baked cakes, you! Isn't the normal logic supposed to be a handsome guy to pick at random? You picked up all the flower girls, how aggrieved are the other brothers who are fighting for the country! Are you so aggrieved that you can afford to take responsibility!
I suddenly remembered that I should ask about the Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym, so I asked Xiong Yaoyue to help me take a look at Amy, and I ran to the cashier lady in the game center and asked her if she knew what the Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym had to do with the surname Xu.
Although my eyes were vicious, the cashier knew that I had come with Amy, the God of Wealth, and seemed to be the "subordinate" of the God of Wealth, so she said politely to me:
"That taekwondo gym, their curator is surnamed Xu!"
"Huh? The surname Xu Weishenme is going to be called 'Jinsheng Taekwondo Hall'? ”
"Hehe, because the curator is called 'Xu Jinsheng'! The abbreviation "Kim Seung" can make parents mistakenly think that it is a Korean dojo, which will make the taekwondo gym appear more authentic and the business is better! That one...... Sir, do you need anything else? ”
Is it just because I'm a rich man's sidekick that I even changed my title? I'm sorry, I don't have an Amex black card with no overdraft limit, and I can't take care of your business anymore! I just broke the basketball and lost 50 yuan, and now I'm still a little distressed!
But after all, I got the information, since the owner of the pavilion is called Xu Jinsheng, it seems that the boss of Tangjiang, the underwear thief Comrade Xu Shao, is the son of the owner of the pavilion! If he doesn't correct his bad habit of stealing underwear, I will know where to find him next time!
When I returned the same way, I was surprised to find that Amy and Xiong Yaoyue were gone.
Has Nima been kidnapped! Trafficked? Did the two big living people just disappear like that! Could it be that Tang Jiang's gang went and returned, and in order to take revenge on Xiong Yaoyue, they also brought Amy with them! I haven't been away for long! weishenme didn't hear any noise, this is not scientific!