Who is sorry for Guan Erye! Who has bowed to you? And you just suspected that I was gay, so you forgot about it for a while! You are a goldfish, and your memory is only seven seconds!

Solemn reminder: According to the testimony of the scientific squirrel club and my father, the memory of the goldfish is only seven seconds belongs to pseudoscience, here is just a description similar to "Yanshan snowflakes are as big as a seat", this description will continue to be used in the future, some of the requirements are rigorous, and the Chinese teacher is proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry and other eighteen kinds of martial arts students, please do not use it.

"Okay, wow, you guys can just check it out." Amy was very interested in the PK between me and Xiong Yaoyue, "It is said that women in the Celestial Empire are much better than men in terms of competition, so let me see if that's the case!" ”

Athletics? Are you talking about the fact that the total number of medals won by the Chinese women at the Olympics will always exceed that of the men? But this phenomenon simply applies to esports, and it doesn't work! Compared to Chinese otaku who devote themselves to video games, Chinese women are not enough to work!

However, the girls I have seen who are very good at playing games already have Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue, Chairman Mao once taught us: Women can hold up half the sky. If the otaku are complacent, they may soon be followed by hard-working and brave Chinese women, and when the time comes, the ladder list, the earth evil list, and the mixed yuan list are all occupied by female IDs such as "Huang Xiaohua", and the otaku can apologize with tears in their eyes.

Amy stood behind us on two legs for less than three minutes, and the cashier contributed her chair knowing how hot and cold she was, and Amy was not polite, she sat down directly on the cushion, dangling her feet in the air, and nodded her head to the cashier in approval.

"Learn, manlet," Amy poked her finger at my back, "and you'll pass by getting things done before your master asks for it!" ”

At this time, the fighting game has entered the selection screen, maybe I played too much with Sangilf just now, Xiong Yaoyue changed the role of boxing champion Baisen this time (we usually call it Tyson directly, because I really can't see any difference with Tyson, that face is full of expressions that want to jump out and bite your ears).

After pressing the light fist to confirm the choice, Xiong Yaoyue looked at me proudly, "It's your turn!" Choose a good one, it's best to let my sister be cool! ”

It can be seen that Xiong Yaoyue likes to use liliang-type characters, presumably the fighting style is very rough, and Xiaoqin's ghostly style of play when playing fighting games is completely different, since the fat man said that Xiong Yaoyue has never been defeated in the Henderson Center, then he must also be quite a master, I have to be careful.

By the way, after the fat man watched the incident be resolved, probably because he saw the cold eyes under my sunglasses, he hid in the distance to play fishing at this time - I really have the role of a mosquito repellent.

I'm not an expert in games, and my familiarity is definitely not as high as Xiong Yaoyue's, although the fixed character I used to choose when I played "Street Fighter 4" was a flying dragon (because his prototype was Bruce Lee), but I felt that my flying dragon was not used well enough, and I was suppressed almost everywhere when I played with Xiaoqin, and the few games I won were all released by Xiaoqin.

I'm very competitive, and in the face of a master like Xiong Yaoyue, there is usually no chance of winning, so I had an idea and chose Jiami, a blonde girl with long braids commonly used by Xiaoqin, and planned to imitate Xiaoqin's style of play to catch Xiong Yaoyue off guard.

Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue laughed out loud and pointed at my face with malicious intent, "Huh? Do big men actually like to use girls? ”

Before I could retort, Amy, who was sitting in the back, interjected as she sipped ice cream, "That's right, he likes to play with girls." ”

Your sister! No, it's ...... My sister! Which eye did you see me playing with girls! And weishenme women playing male characters will be considered to have unexpected cuteness, while men playing female characters are scolded shemales! The sexes are not equal at all! China's women's liberation has gone too far! I have an uncle who is beaten on the sofa by her daughter-in-law who is 1.79 meters tall every day, and I want to go to the "husband" to ask for help, but I can't find it at all!

I don't know if Xiong Yaoyue consumed her energy by fighting Tang Jiang just now, or maybe the boxing champion Bai Sen is not her best role, or maybe I successfully imitated Xiaoqin's tricks when she used Amy, in short, I actually won the first game of two out of three games.

"Huh? Kid is good! Xiong Yaoyue exclaimed in surprise, and then her eyebrows condensed into a serious appearance, and she started a tense second game with me.

Seeing that I went down to the city first, Amy didn't know how difficult it was, but commented very coldly: "As my manservant, this thing should still be able to be done, otherwise what use do you want?" ”

Before she could finish speaking, I was knocked into the air by Bison's bison mallet, and then defeated by a super mad bull combo.

“haha！ This time, I know how powerful Lao Tzu is! Xiong Yaoyue patted the machine and danced.

In other words, Xiong Yaoyue's appearance is quite annoying, if she didn't know that she had this character, losing to a girl and making her boast in front of her, it was indeed possible to trigger a real PK.

"You are a girl, why do you call yourself 'Lao Tzu'?" I complained.

"Huh? There are a lot of opinions from the defeated generals! Then I'll change it: this time I know how powerful my mother is! ”

After a pause, he asked, "Are you satisfied?" ”

Who is the loser under you, two wins in three games to play one to one, and there is a tiebreaker behind! Look at me, I don't fight you for the sake of male dignity! Mother...... No, Lao Tzu fought with you!

Seeing that I lost the second game, Amy still quietly slipped on the ice cream, and it took a long time to say:

"I'm a useless creature under my hands, just like Obama, and if you praise it, you will drop the chain immediately."

Xiong Yaoyue was very surprised when she heard this, "Huh? The Chinese teacher always said that the president of the United States is limited by the people, does he really have a chain on him? ”

Hey, hey, hey, it's in the wrong direction! Whether it's "under your hands" or "creatures", or even me sitting on the right, it's better than you, hydrocephalus! And if President President Ma, who is black, is chained, Americans will definitely think of racial discrimination and slavery that has long disappeared!

As soon as she was distracted, I knocked out a third of her blood at the beginning.

Even if I quickly gathered my spirit and entered the rhythm of the battle, I couldn't stop me, who was in excellent condition and simply made Celery's good at it, fascinating. At this point, I'm not fighting alone, I literally have Xiaoqin's soul possession (the thought makes me shudder), and it feels incredibly enjoyable and allows me to settle the fight cleanly.

Win! I actually won! I, a half-baked two-knife player, actually broke the undefeated record of "Sister Bear" in the Henderson Game Center! Where are the flowers? Where is the applause? Why don't fans come to the mountain to shout long live? From now on, it will be the era of my "Brother Ye"! Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend!

Xiong Yaoyue looked at me happily with a leated face, and did not show any shock.

"That...... Did you misunderstand? In fact, I was often beaten by people in the Henderson Center. ”

"Huh? You're often beaten by people, why do people still call you an 'undefeated bear'? ”

"Nima at least add the word 'sister' to the old lady!" Xiong Yaoyue said angrily, "Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, you think you dare to make such a joke when you are familiar with me, right?" Believe it or not, I'll cut off your little JJ and make a slingshot to play with! ”

Do you think my little JJ is Jinmailang bullet noodles! How can it be elastic so haode little JJ! And you don't blush at all when you make such a joke with a boy, you're a man! Although your appearance will not make people mistake you as a man, in fact, your soul is a man! Unlike the little bully in my childhood, that guy pretended to be a man on the outside but had a strong yin on the inside, and he often angered me for no reason, which was more elusive than the weather in Dongshan City...... weishenme is beside Xiong Yaoyue, and there is a strange illusion of being with friends of the basketball team such as Brother Tao and Shen Shaoyi?

Amy interjected next to her, "I'm going to play too." ”

What are you going to play! Do you want to come over and play a fighting game, or do you want to play a slingshot made of my little JJ! Don't say anything that is easy to misunderstand in front of your brother! You cannibals, you barbarians, you must be in the same group! I found out a long time ago! Amy, you are the vanguard sent by the US imperialists to subvert our country, and Xiong Yaoyue's skin is so tanned, how do you look like she came from Hawaii! The two of you stand together and have almost no sense of disobedience! One is from the mainland of the United States and the other is from the American Hawaiian Islands, and I, a Chinese, have become a minority in front of you!

"Wait, we're going too far off topic," I said, "and then you often lose to others, and you're known as the 'Undefeated Bear...... Sister Xiong'. ”

Xiong Yaoyue smacked the residual taste of ice cream in her mouth, and said lukewarmly:

"It's nothing too special, it's just that when others have a treat, I often deliberately lose two games to show friendship!"

"What?" I didn't react for a moment.

"What a stupid! That is to say, if I spend someone else's game currency, I will deliberately lose two games, and if I win or lose, so that the other party will be willing to continue to invite me to play! If only it was my own coins......"

At this point, her eyes lit up.

"In order to make my dollar worthwhile, I will do my best to play with this one coin for more time, so all challengers must win!"

What a dick idea! Actually, your appearance is not bad.,If you take the route of selling cute clothes.,It's estimated that many game otaku will consciously and voluntarily invite you to play.,But ...... It's hard to imagine.

Xiong Yaoyue clasped her hands to her chest triumphantly: "Uh-huh-hum-hum-hum~~~~~"

"My real title is: 'If you pay for it yourself, you will never lose, but if others treat you, you will sometimes release the undefeated Sister Bear'!"

How can Nima have a title of 29 words! You're still not letting people breathe! I must have eaten too much to go back and count again!