Chapter Eighty-Seven: Tea Picking
A woman's heart is a needle, if the other party is Pan Jinlian, even if you are not Ximenqing, you can still guess what she is thinking in her heart. But if the other party is a model woman with three obedience and four virtues, even if you are a half-immortal who can pinch and calculate, you may not be able to guess her mind.
I, an extremely smart Jade Half-Immortal, can't guess Hua Yao's mind at the moment. Early in the morning, I made a cup of tea for me to drink, and her expression was still so shy and embarrassed, showing the coquettishness of her daughter's family when she was shy. But how did I know that there was a lot of writing behind this cup of tea, and if I had known at the time, there would have been no later ...... (This is a later story, let's sell it for the time being, you just need to remember this one, and there will be an explanation in the later text)
"Yao'er, is that telescope I gave you yesterday fun? Tell you, if you go outside during the day, you can see farther! I put down the tea bowl and tried to pinch her small chin, such a handsome little girl stood in front of me, I couldn't help but want to tease her. But I don't have too many YIN evil ingredients in it.,I'm called caring.,Do you understand caring for me?
"Brother Xiaoxi, this tea ...... If you still want to drink this tea, just let me know and I'll make it for you! "Hua Yao dodged my big hand attack with a twist of her little head, it seems that the next time you want to be light on her, you have to do it quickly.
"Hehe, Yao'er, no matter how delicious this tea is, you can't be full! Didn't you just say you were going to have breakfast, let's go for breakfast, you see I'm going to be hungry! I chuckled and grabbed her wrist, now look where you're going! She shook it off my palm with a hard flick, and her expression seemed a little disappointed. I don't know why she's acting so recklessly, could it be that I'm acting too recklessly and upsetting her?
"Brother Xiaoxi, that tea...... That tea is specially made for you to drink alone, and others ...... Others can't drink it! Hua Yao pouted and puffed out her rosy cheeks, I really didn't know she would mind this cup of tea so much, why is this?
"What's the matter, Yao'er, did Brother Xiaoxi upset you? Brother Xiaoxi will apologize to you, you come and beat me, hit me! Come on, hit hard! As I spoke, I grabbed Hua Yao's two little hands and slapped them on my face, and said with a smile while patting: Beat you to death, beat you to death, who let you bully my Yao'er sister, who let you bully my good sister!
I really amused Hua Yao like this, she slapped me on the chest a few times with a smile and said, "Brother Xiaoxi, you are necrotic, you are still not serious when you are so old!" ”
"So Yao'er isn't angry with me?" I tenderly touched her delicate face and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with my fingers.
"People aren't angry with you, it's just that Brother Xiaoxi, what I want to talk about is the tea...... I ...... that tea."
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about the tea, okay? If you like to make tea for me, you can get it for me every day in the future, even if it's a big tank and a small stream, I can drink it all in one go! "I hurriedly stopped her, and finally coaxed her to be happy, why did she still talk about the tea?
"Brother Xiaoxi, you love to brag, can you drink better than our family's flower boy?"
"Flowers? Who is Hua Boy? "Could it be that Hua Yao has a more beautiful sister? No, the name Flowerboy sounds like a boy.
"Hua Boy is a cow we raised, and its name is still from me! It drinks so much water that it can drink a big bucket of miles at a time! ”
"Okay, you bad Yao'er, you actually compare me to a cow, see how I clean you up!" As I spoke, I put my arms around her waist, and a lustful hand quickly went around her armpit to tickle her. I still learned this trick from Chi Tiantian Na Nizi, but people are pinching, and I am scratching, so the weight is much lighter.
"Ah, Brother Xiaoxi, I don't dare, you spare me, spare me!" Hua Yao struggled with her delicate body to beg me for mercy, and when I saw the rare opportunity, I quickly hugged her in my arms, and quickly kissed her on her pink little face. Tsk, the beautiful thing I've been thinking about for a long time is now finally getting my wish, and I have no regrets about dying! Die without regrets!
Hua Yao didn't react excessively, but became more shy. I saw her break free from my embrace, and then took a big step back with a red face. The two little hands twisted the skirt belt vigorously, and the blush flew all over the sky. Oh my God, it's so cute, it's so unbearable! Kill me, God, with one sword, or I'll do something worse to this beautiful little girl!"
"Brother Xiaoxi, you...... You're so bad! I...... I'm ignoring you! "Girls usually say a few words of duplicity at this time. Male compatriots, if you hear a lesbian say such a few words to you, then congratulations, your road to love is near.
"Let's go, Yao'er, let's eat!"
"Well, I'm going to pick tea after dinner! Brother Xiaoxi, when I come back, I'll teach you roasted tea, the tea I roasted is fragrant! ”
"Yes! Well, after dinner, I'll go pick tea with you. I haven't seen how people make tea when I'm so old, and you'll have to teach me well when you come back! If I can't get along in the medical field, I will go to the tea industry and become a tea tycoon in the world, and the tea that people all over the world drink will have to be processed in my factory. One day, if I am not happy, I will stop production, and it will be over, and another financial crisis that has swept the world will be born! "There is nothing wrong with talking about good ideals, and it is not a question of right or wrong whether it is successful or not.
"Brother Xiaoxi, you're bragging again, why do you like to brag so much...... Ah, Brother Creek, you scoundrel! Hua Yao suddenly screamed, covered her eyes with her hands and ran out. What's the matter, I haven't had any irregularities in your actions, why do you want to call me a hooligan? I'm a good man, but I'm a humble gentleman, but I'm a ...... Hey? Why is this lower body cold?
Oops, no! How did I forget to wear pants TMD! Yao'er, you're back! Come back and let me explain it to you!
Tea plantation, a green golden yellow. (Why does that sound a little wrong.)
"Brother Yu, do you think this bamboo basket on my back looks good?" Xiao Tiantian is dressed in Miao costumes and carries a big bamboo basket on her back, at first glance she really looks like a little village girl picking tea! It's a pity that this village girl is a fake, and their family has little connection with the word rural at all.
"Cut, it's ugly to death! Even your small body is still carrying such a big bamboo basket, and you are not afraid of breaking your backbone? "It's my pleasure to lose her two sentences a day, otherwise what's the point of my life!
"Jade Creek, you...... You can't praise me! If you praise me, I'll die! As soon as Britney stomped her little feet, she was about to pinch my bucket waist, but she was cleverly avoided by a beautiful transposition by me.
"What are you two talking about, can you tell me about it?" At this time, Hua Yao, who was following behind, also jumped up and caught up, this cute little girl was like an elf at all times.
"What are we talking about...... Wow, Yao'er! The bamboo basket on your back is so beautiful, where did you buy it? Look at your small figure, it must be very hard to carry such a big bamboo basket, right? Come, brother will help you carry it for a while! "I said that I was going to pick up the bamboo basket behind Hua Yao, in fact, it was exactly the same as the bamboo basket on Xiao Tiantian's back, and it was all from Hua Yao's skillful hands.
"No need Brother Xiaoxi, you better go and help Sister Tiantian carry it! I carry this bamboo basket up the mountain to pick tea every day, I have long been used to it, and I am not tired at all! "Look at people, how considerate, how much you know how sorry for others! It's like you, Chi Tiantian, you know that you think about yourself, and you never know how to care about others. I've lived under the same roof with you for so long, and I've never seen you take the initiative to make me a cup of coffee or get me a cup of tea!
"Humph! I don't want him to carry it, I hate him to death! Hum! Xiao Tian snorted sweetly and Hua Yao and me alone, turned her face and strode away. Alas, this chick must be jealous again, do you think you have indigestion like this all day? Too much stomach acid isn't good!
"Brother Xiaoxi, Sister Tiantian, why is she angry again? Am I upsetting her? Hua Yao looked at me with a guilty face, poor little girl, where do you understand the twists and turns?
"It's okay Yao'er, leave her alone, she's like that, she loses her temper at a little thing! Rest assured, she'll be intact in a while. "Yes, as long as you ignore her, she will soon be tempted to ignore you. I don't know her yet? I've been raising her for so long, and I know how many hairs she has...... Forget it, let's accumulate some morality, after all, how can you say that people are also girls!
"Brother Yu, I've never picked tea yet, can you teach me?" How about it, not long ago, you Chi Tiantian swore to me coldly that you would hate me to death, and in less than ten minutes, you wagged your tail to show me goodwill. This woman just can't get used to her, the more you get used to her, the more she doesn't know how thick the sky is! After three or two days of cold war, I guarantee that she obediently comes to wagging her tail and begging for mercy.
"How do I know, I haven't picked tea! I'm just a veterinarian, but I'm not a tea picker! "I deliberately twisted my head and pretended not to look at her, and now you want to please me? Tell you I don't accept it!
"Sister Tiantian, Brother Xiaoxi, he can't pick tea, I'll teach you!" Hua Yao walked over with a smile.
"Yao'er, I've never picked tea before, can you teach me?" I read Britney's words over and over again.
"Humph! I don't want to learn it, if I want to teach you, I'll teach that bastard Jade Creek! Hmph, I swear I'll never pay attention to you again! "Britney is a few sonorous hums, I said can you swear to be pious, why don't you take effect every time you make an oath? Forgive her, O Buddha, for her impiety!
Hua Yao touched her head inexplicably, looking at Xiao Tiantian with a puzzled face. She must be thinking: What's the matter with this sister, why is she so angry? Is she an artilleryman, just a little bit. But who ordered her?
Seeing this, I hurriedly walked over and patted Hua Yao on the shoulder to make her relax. Such an innocent little girl doesn't understand these terrible grievances and grievances, she can't be a victim of the struggle between me and Chi Tiantian, she is innocent.
I saw Xiao Tiantian looking at me and Hua Yao viciously on the side, and the claws in her hands kept pulling the tea tree leaves in front of her. Patches of green leaves fell to the ground with a thud, piled up all over the ground. Chi Tiantian, Chi Tiantian, you can't be angry with me and can't sprinkle your anger on these poor tea trees! Aren't you typical of spicy hands? Plants are alive too, so let them go!
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