Chapter Eighty-Six: Morning Rising
What's the most disappointing thing in the world? It's that you were obviously dating Sister Chang'e in the Moon Palace in your dream, but when you woke up, you saw Sister Cuilan in Gao Laozhuang!
I wasn't so lucky, when I woke up, I didn't even see Gao Cuilan, but Chi Tiantian's terrible big face. Although Gao Cuilan can't be said to be a national color and natural fragrance, at least she is also a small jasper-type lady! What are you Chi Tiantian, the word "everyone" may still be relied on, who let you have a rich father! But I don't dare to agree with the word "girl", it's almost the same to say that you are a "girl"!
"You...... What are you doing, pretending to be a ghost here early in the morning, scaring anyone! I immediately sat up and quickly wrapped my body in the quilt. Oops, I don't know if this Nizi just took advantage of me to sneak up on my quilt while I was asleep to peek, if that was the case, I would suffer a big loss, and the infinite spring light would not be spied on by her.
"Brother Yu, what are you afraid of, I won't eat you again! Family...... People just want you to open your eyes and the first thing you see is me! Xiao Tiantian supported her lower mouth with one hand, staring at my face with a dazzling gaze, and I was a little embarrassed to see it.
"That'...... Then don't be so close to me, I'm not short-sighted! "Yes, now you know why I said I saw her big face when I opened my eyes! Actually, her face wasn't that big, but it was too close to my eyes to make it look bigger.
"Brother Yu, have you noticed anything special about me today?" Xiao Tiantian stood up and turned around twice in front of me, shaking a Miao costume, and the silver collar and jewelry on her body rattled, really having a bit of an innocent girlish atmosphere. But it's okay to say that she's a girl, but it's naΓ―ve...... Let's talk about God's contract with the devil!
"Special? What's so special? If you don't brush your teeth in the morning, it's no wonder that the house smells bad! β
"I hate it, you're having bad breath! Don't you see my Hmong costume? How's that, it's good-looking! Britney triumphantly showed me her new outfit, and stretched out her paws to show me the silver bracelet on her wrist and the little bell on her ankle.
"Well, it's good-looking! Don't say it's like that in this outfit! "Praise her twice, don't people stay here early in the morning just to let me praise her?
"Of course, this is a new dress that the girls wear for the New Year! This is still made for her by Hua Yao's sister's mother, and she didn't want to wear it once before she wore it for me! How's it going, does it fit me well? β
"So that's the case, I said Chi Tiantian, why are your skin so thick? You still say that this new dress was made by Yao'er's mother for her daughter, why don't you just grab it and wear it when they keep the new clothes worn by the New Year! Do you still have a little conscience and shame? "I express my strong indignation at this and a very strong sense of worthlessness for Miss Hua Yao, how could such a beautiful dress be ruined by this witch? Oh, what a tyrannical thing! Chi Tiantian, Chi Tiantian, don't you buy fewer new clothes? Why don't you even let go of the only new dress of such a little rural girl?
"What did I rob, it's obviously Hua Yao's sister who willingly gave me what to wear!" Xiao Tiantian raised her head proudly, it seemed that she was still reasonable.
"Yao'er is a good girl who discusses with her heart, and thinks about everything for the sake of others! How can some people be so selfish, simply a selfish ghost! β
"Dead Jade Creek, why do you always go against me! Why do you protect that Hua Yao everywhere, come on, do you like others? Xiao Tiantian pouted her mouth, pinched *** and questioned me. Oh, why are you asking me, I just like people, what's wrong, are you not convinced? If you're not convinced, what can you do to me, do you still want to kill me?
"Look at you, what nonsense! Quieter, quieter, okay? It's not good for people to hear it for a while! "By the way, be careful that the wall has ears, let's find a secluded place to talk about military aircraft affairs!
"I don't, no, no! Yu Xiaoxi, if you don't make it clear to me today, I'll fight with you, fight with you! After saying that, this little girl pounced on me with her teeth and claws, and I was crushed by her without paying attention. It's not good, one of this Nizi's hands has reached into my quilt, no, Lao Tzu hasn't dressed yet, not even underwear!
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, it's not good to be seen!" In fact, I was afraid that my body hidden in the bed would be seen by her, yes, I have the habit of wearing socks to sleep, and I only wear socks when I sleep!
"Then tell me quickly, do you have any intentions for others?" Britney's hands were finally subdued by me, but the sinful soft body was still tightly attached to my chest.
"Oh, what an attempt, how can your mind be so impure! I have a simple brother and sister relationship with Yao'er, which brother have you ever seen who covets his sister, LUAN Lun! "yes, I think of Yu Xiaoxi as someone. I'll admit that I'm a little bit sexy, but I'm not the kind of pervert who gets confused when he sees a beautiful woman, an old whore! I have a principle, and this principle is that non-C women don't want to never change the drop!
However, Yao'er is definitely a C girl, and I can bet on my lower body. So...... That's why...... Hee-hee!
"Really? Do you really think so? "Britney looked at me suspiciously, you want to interrogate me as a prisoner! Watch out for my uprising, don't blame me for being a beast when the time comes.
"Then what else can I do, I'm so much older than her, do you think I'm really such an unbearable old cow who eats tender grass! Don't hurry up, you're overwhelming me! "Actually, I'm running out of breath there, if you continue to press on me like this, I'm afraid it will have an opinion, don't blame me for not reminding you when the time comes!
"You'd better remember what you said for me, if you dare to do anything wrong, see if I don't give you ......" (The action of purifying the body of the eunuch in the palace is not suitable for children) The little girl is not old, but the tone is not small. What I am interested in people is that old cows eat tender grass, aren't you tender grass? I don't think you're a few months older than other girls, people call you a sweet sister because they respect you, you really think you're senior!
"Okay, I'm going to get dressed, you get out of here so you don't peek into something you shouldn't be seeing." I reached out and pointed to the door, where I came from and where I got back as soon as I could. The master has already issued an eviction order, so don't wait for me to pump the guy out if you know each other!
"If you want to wear clothes, you can wear them, I won't get in the way of you standing here!"
"Who says it's out of my way? I don't have anything on me...... How inconvenient it is for me to have you here! "I can't tell her directly that I'm sleeping naked, she'll take the opportunity to laugh at me again, won't my handle fall into her hands again, and won't she be able to threaten me again in the future! No, you must not fall into the bane!
"Oh, I see, are you sleeping without wearing anything? Yu Xiaoxi, you are so disgusting, and you are not afraid of being looked down upon by others......"
"Shut up, I advise you to get out of here immediately, or I'm going to scream!"
"Get out and get out, what's the big deal! Hum! Britney snorted and turned to the door, but when she walked out, she immediately turned around and smiled evilly at me.
"Why don't you leave, do you want me to call someone!"
"Brother Yu, I want to tell you something, there is a hole in your red socks, which I secretly cut with scissors while you were sleeping!" After saying that, she flew away and disappeared, this dead girl is really an authentic loser, why do you say you have nothing to do with these pranks, what a shame it is to waste!
Wait, how does she know my socks are red? Generally few people know that I like to wear such a bright style, is she ...... Chi Tiantian, you big pervert, you stop me, Lao Tzu is going to kill you!
At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and another Miao girl appeared at the door, this time it was a real Miao person.
"Brother Xiaoxi, you're awake, hurry up and wash your face, and you'll have breakfast right away!" Hua Yao walked in with a basin of washing water, and her smiling face was full of joy, which made people feel more comfortable when they saw her.
"Thank you Yao'er, you see that I asked you to serve me early in the morning, I'm sorry!" Hypocrisy, in fact, I don't know that there is beauty in my heart. What man doesn't want to wake up with a caring little girl to wait for you to get up, don't the ancient emperors and officials enjoy this kind of treatment?
I quickly put on a blouse and sat up from the bed, it was not polite to talk to a little girl shirtless. Sure enough, Hua Yao saw that my upper body was naked, and she immediately turned away shyly, and her little face was red with shame. What's there to be shy about, isn't my brother's figure a first-class good? Tell you about the last TV model contest fortunately I didn't go to the competition, if I go, will I still have the share of the champion? Those judges don't all have to be surprised, after all, this figure is ...... everywhere Hey? Where are the muscles in my chest, I remember how many more were last year, how did they shrink in just a year?
"Brother Xiaoxi, you...... Are you dressed? After a while, Hua Yao asked shyly.
"Well, get dressed, turn around!" I greeted her while wiping my face with a towel, and she turned her face.
"Brother Xiaoxi, we don't have any toothpaste here like Sister Tiantian said, we usually use this green salt to brush our teeth, you can try it too, it's very refreshing!" Hua Yao smiled and handed me a bamboo box, and when I looked inside, it was really some fine salt powder, and it was blue-gray. Brush your teeth with this thing? Will it work well? But it's really cool when I twist a little bit and put it in my mouth, and it's not as salty as the salt we often eat, so how is this thing made? Hua Yao's teeth are really as white as shells, could it be that it is the credit of this green salt? In this way, the toothpaste advertised on TV is defective, by the way, I will use this thing to brush my teeth in the future!
"Brother Xiaoxi, come and drink the tea I made for you, this tea is ...... It's me...... Just come and drink! "As soon as I brushed my teeth with those green salts, Hua Yao brought me another cup of steaming tea, and somehow she spoke to me in a slightly shy tone, or rather embarrassed. It's weird, don't you just drink a cup of tea, what's the big deal?
"Yao'er, isn't this tea to be drunk after a meal? Why do you get me a cup of tea early in the morning? β
"Brother Xiaoxi, aren't you allowed to say hello, you can drink it quickly!" Hua Yao sneered at me, and her posture was very charming. How can I stand this, okay, I'll drink it, let alone a cup of tea, even if it's a cup of intestinal poison, I can drink it!
"Also, I'll drink!" After saying that, I took the teacup and drank it all, for me, who can't taste tea, no matter how good the tea is, it is a waste.
"Brother Xiaoxi, it's good...... Is it delicious? Hua Yao asked, her face even more ruddy and charming.
"Well, it's delicious, it's better than the jade dew!" I pretended to lick my lips and pretend to be intoxicated.
Hua Yao's face turned even redder!
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