In fact, the so-called truth is that some uninformed people say something to other uninformed people that they do not know.

The people who had been sent to inform the tour group soon returned, and instead of bringing the people in the station wagon, they brought us the news that the passengers in the car did not want to come and were still heading for their final destination. When the person who went out to inform came back, he brought me two things, which turned out to be the mobile phones of me and Britney. They asked me what this thing was, and I told them that this was the Shunfeng ear on the Taishang Laojun's mansion, and as long as they wore it on their ears, they could hear the sound from far away. I knew that for a while, I couldn't explain to them whether such a high-end instrument or a whole bit of mythology was more acceptable to them. So I quickly dialed the number of the tour group leader, and sure enough, I didn't expect that there was a signal in the depths of this mountain, which is really God help me!

After a phone call with the head of the regiment, I learned the details, it turned out that the group of people in the car insisted on going to the orthodox Miao Village, and ignored the old patriarch's warm invitation. The old regiment commander did not want to go against the "will of the people", so he had to promise them to continue to march towards the destination. But he reassured us and taught us to stay here and play in peace, and then take us back when they were back at the end of their trip. I thought it would be good and agreed, but I was going to bother the villagers here for the next few days. Fortunately, the villagers here are very hospitable, and they are not only not disgusted or displeased to hear that we are going to stay here for a while, but they are happy. Seriously, I was very touched at the time, and if I hadn't remembered my pet store in my heart, I would have lived in seclusion here.

After talking, I turned off my mobile phone with Britney, we have to save electricity so that we can contact the head of the regiment and them at that time. After all, there is no electricity here, and it is still a backward lighting production method, which is another incomprehensible myth for them to charge their mobile phones.

Although the tour group did not come to the city, it did not diminish the enthusiasm of the people here. They were still busy serving us food, and the smoky farm life felt warm, and I felt like I was back in the countryside when I was a child. Soon the delicious meal was almost finished, and the old patriarch invited all the neighbors to come over, and the table was full of people. Seriously, I'm still really hungry, and I'm almost dizzy from hunger. I couldn't help but see the delicious food on the table, and the worms in my stomach kept crawling around, and I couldn't stop drinking the saliva I swallowed.

Bamboo dining tables, bamboo chairs, and bamboo tableware have become an indispensable item in life. Of course, the dishes are very rich, with vegetables and game, and a table full of rice and millet rice. Although it is not as good as the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, ginseng and bird's nest, it is more warm to eat in this atmosphere. Drinking the nectar wine brewed by the villagers themselves, knocking on the bamboo utensils and playing and singing, they were so happy.

I Yu Xiaoxi is proud of my talent and five cars. After two glasses of wine, he began to show off his knowledge, talk loudly, and talk about the infinite wonder of the outside world. Anyway, the villagers don't know what I'm talking about, and nonsense is tantamount to a speech. Just take advantage of the wine to talk about the world, isn't this a beautiful thing! If you have a beautiful day, you should have some fun, just drinking and eating food is boring, right?

So I started with *** ideas and talked about *** ideas, from color television to Enilac (the name of the first computer) and the Internet. What Saddam Hussein and Lewinsky did again in the Watergate scandal, and Clinton and Marilyn Monroe spread peachy news again. Tokyo Tower was submerged by sea level last year, and the Louvre will be demolished in three months. Venus had her arm cut off by Coubertin, and the Mona Lisa had her eyebrows burned off by Van Gogh. I heard that Notre Dame Cathedral was going to be converted into a nursery, and I heard that Ford was going to produce Cadillac again.

After that, he lamented the impermanence of history and the changes of the situation. Generations of kings have turned the world upside down, pushing through the old and bringing forth the new. What Song Taizu's original surname was Aixin Jueluo, and it may also be surnamed Xiao'er Zhijin (Note: Xiao'er Zhijin is Genghis Khan's surname Temujin). He gave birth to a son named Nurhachi and married a daughter-in-law named Jurchen. The Great Yuan Dynasty was powerful and powerful, but it was destroyed at the hands of Kublai Khan. Zhu Yuanzhang and Chen Qiao mutinied, the yellow robe was added, and the military power was released with a glass of wine. After he died, it was passed on to his godbrother Zhao Kuangyin, who was Ming Taizu. There is also Zhu Youzhen, the king of Chuang, who held high the banner of righteousness and made it difficult to raise troops. forced Emperor Chongzhen Li Zicheng to hang himself on the coal mountain, and the generation of red-faced Chen Xiaowan cut his hair and became a nun. The beautiful Dong Yuanyuan married Mao Bijiang, and the beautiful Liu Ru followed Yang Wanli. There is also Yongzheng's son Shunzhi, Huang Taiji's elder brother Kangxi. Lord Qianlong was originally the lord of Ping Sanban, but in the end, Zheng Chenggong's uncle Emperor Jiaqing recovered the treasure land of Taiwan from the Spaniards. Blah, blah, blah, such nonsense, ridiculous words made the patriarch's family and a group of villagers stunned, and they were amazed. Not to mention how to praise my jade son's talent and splendor, his mouth is like a pearl. It tickled them so much that they felt like they were going out to open their eyes.

Night soon came, and Britney and I were arranged to rest in two separate rooms. The moonlight is bright and the stars are dotted, and it is very comfortable to live in such a quiet cottage on such a quiet night. After a hard day, I'm also very tired now, and I really want to lie in bed and fall asleep right away. Just after I had finished reporting the day's work to my brain headquarters, I was interrupted by a knock on the door, who would knock on my door at night? Chi Tiantian? No, let her fuck off!

"Who, it's so late to bother the old ......"

"Brother Xiaoxi is me, open the door!" The sweet voice made my spirits flutter, which bastard just said he was going to sleep so early? Such a romantic night to sleep? Do you know how to enjoy life?

"Oh, it's Yao'er, come in, the door is unlocked!" Don't worry, if the door is locked, brother, I'll help you smash it open.

The door was pushed open with a squeak, and Hua Yao walked in with a bamboo basin with a smile.

"Brother Xiaoxi, you must be tired after a busy day, come, burn your feet!" Tsk, that's so sweet! Little girl, my brother is almost inseparable from you. Let's go with my brother, my brother must ......

"Yao'er, come, come and sit, sit next to me!"

The little girl's face turned red at what I said, and she squatted down to help me take off my shoes. What a shy little girl, a whole intimate little padded jacket. Oops, it's so warm to wear, but it's a pity that this little padded jacket doesn't belong to me at the moment.

"Don't, don't, I'll do it myself. My feet stink, I'm afraid I'll burn you! I quickly pulled her up, grabbed her tender little hands and rubbed them.

"Ah, Brother Creek, you...... You're dead and dead! Hua Yao withdrew her little hand vigorously, sat next to me with a red face, and twisted her head to the side. I knew that the little girl was shy, so I stopped joking with her.

"Yao'er, is the wound healed, does it still hurt?" I asked with concern, like a big brother caring about his sister.

"Well, it doesn't hurt anymore. Brother Xiaoxi, your medicine is really effective! ”

"Of course, I'm a well-known miracle doctor! Do you know the divine doctor Hua Tuo, I am his seventy-fourth generation! "Yes, it's just that Hua Tuo governs people, and I don't govern people!

"By the way, Brother Xiaoxi, can you show me the thing you played with today called a mobile phone?" Hua Yao looked at me with big expectant eyes, and I knew she must be very curious about that magical thing.

"Of course, come, I'll show you how to play!" As I spoke, I took my phone out of my arms and handed it to her when I turned it on. But she hesitated to take it, as if she was afraid of breaking it for me.

"Brother Creek, I'...... I didn't dare to take it...... Does it bite? "It seems that this chick is scared of being bitten by a snake, thinking that the mobile phone will bite her too!

"Hehehe, don't worry, this thing is fun, it won't bite!" When I said this, she took it carefully, a satisfied smile on her pure little face.

"Brother Xiaoxi, you said that this thing is a tailwind, can I hear my father and my aunt talking here?" Hua Yao said and leaned the phone against her ear like me, purring her watery eyes, and her bright eyes felt cute and coquettish.

"Hehe, Yao'er, this thing doesn't play like this. It's amazing, it's not just a tailwind, but it has a lot of other features! For example, taking pictures, listening to songs, surfing the Internet, etc. We people outside can't live without it! As I spoke, I taught her to press the buttons, and she leaned on me obediently, listening carefully with two little ears.

"Photography? What is photography? ”

"Photography is to give people or untitled shapes through the principle of optics...... Come, I'll show you and you'll know! I knew that it would undoubtedly be difficult for her to teach her these scientific teachings, so I wanted to let her understand them more directly through practice. So I turned my phone into a camera function, and with a "click" on her face, her beautiful and lovely face was reflected in my phone.

"Ah, Brother Xiaoxi, I'm afraid!" Hua Yao screamed in fright, I knew she must have been frightened by the flash of light when she was taking the picture just now.

"Don't be afraid of Yao'er, come and see, you have been photographed by me!" As I spoke, I held up my phone to show her, and Hua Yao shyly leaned over her little face, and was surprised at first glance.

"Brother Creek, I'...... How did I get locked up in my phone by you! ”

"Fool, it's your shadow in there, I'm shining your shadow in it!"

"My shadow? But...... But my shadow is still dripping, look at it, it's still dripping! Hua Yao stood up and spun around twice as she spoke, her delicate shadow reflected in the dim light.

"Hehehe, Yao'er, you're so cute! Okay, let's not talk about that, I'll show you one more thing, I promise you like it! As I spoke, I took out the optical telescope from my duffel bag, it cost me a lot of money!

"Brother Xiaoxi, this ...... What's going on? ”

"It's called a telescope, and it's just as precious as that phone! If the mobile phone is a tailwind ear, then this thing is clairvoyance, which can see things far away! I showed her how to show it, and she couldn't wait to try it, so I handed it to her.

"Oh, Brother Xiaoxi, it's really amazing, I saw that oil lamp so close to me!" Hua Yao laughed happily, almost jumped up happily, I saw that my heart was also beautiful, I didn't expect that there would be such a pure and innocent elf in this world!

"Do you like Yao'er, if you like it, I'll give it to you!" Obediently, when did I become so generous, I was evil!

"Okay, good, Brother Xiaoxi, I like it so much! Do you really take it ...... No, Brother Xiaoxi, my aunt said that girls can't accept gifts from others casually! Hua Yao shook her head reluctantly, I knew that she must have liked this telescope very much in her heart.

"What's this, it's okay for me to give you! Seriously, I've always wanted to have a lovely sister like you, isn't it normal for my brother to give a gift to my sister? As I spoke, I took her little hand and put the binoculars in her hand. What a pair of soft and slippery little hands, I really want to hold it in the palm of my hand and not let go.

"That'...... Thank you, Brother Xiaoxi. Hua Yao grinned at me and showed two rows of rice grains like teeth, and that little mouth was also quite cute, I don't know if I can kiss it.

"Fool, thank you what! If it weren't for your beautiful singing voice to guide us, you and I would probably be trapped in that wood. ”

"Hehe, my aunt said, girls have to say thank you when they accept gifts!" Hey? Didn't your aunt just say that you are not allowed to accept gifts from others casually?

"If you really want to thank me, you can ...... How about you just let my brother kiss it? I smiled and pinched her smooth chin with my hand, taking the opportunity to tease this cute little sister.

"Brother Xiaoxi, you...... Oh, you're necrotic, people...... People ignore you! Hua Yao blushed, stood up and ran out, but I could clearly see that when she turned to run away, a charming smile rose on the corner of her beautiful mouth.

Tsk, it's so beautiful! Let's scald my feet, oops, after a long time, the foot washing water is a little cold, why don't you feel it on your feet at all? Take a closer look, it's too bad, I forgot to take my shoes off!

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