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Yun Zhongzi's face turned pale, and sure enough, there is no free lunch in the world, and tickets are also required to watch the play.

"Oh, I remembered......" Nie Canglong immediately made a look of sudden realization, "It turns out that what you said was this, what was it just now, there was no head or tail, it confused me, if you directly said something about a certain female elder, wouldn't I know??" ”

"Then you hurry up and say, what the hell is that??" The girl asked with a smile.

"What's that, of course it's that......" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, and a wicked smile appeared on his face, "I definitely don't say that I don't abide by women's morals......"

"The kid dares to insult my ancestors, the old way has fought with you......" Yunzhongzi Dao Chang roared angrily, his figure flashed, and he flew to the roof of the No. 2 car, stretched out his hand, and a large dark cloud gathered on the top of his head.

"Oh, Dao Chief's ...... to take a break from the wrath of thunder" Nie Canglong's expression immediately became sincere and frightened, "I didn't say that one of your female elders doesn't abide by women's morals, you are so old, how can you be unreasonable??" ”

"Mom, it's so scary, it's terrible......" Qin Xiaojun fled into the carriage with a roll, and then poked out a little brain from the crack in the door, "Little green snake, you must hold on, I am optimistic about you......"

"No problem...... Nie Canglong made a triumphant gesture towards the girl, "Look at the fart and ......urine of the demon road in the clouds."

"Uh-huh...... "The girl jerked her little brain." I'm sure you're ......," he said. He retracted the little brain back into the car, and then closed the door tightly.

"Boy, the old Taoist has endured you for a long time, today you must haode clean up you, let your kid know what it means to respect the old and love the young......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang stood under the dark clouds, his clothes fluttering, majestic, and pointed into a sword, pointing at the center of the dark clouds, and a pair of small eyes flashed with thunder. glared at Nie Canglong.

"Hey, hey......" Nie Canglong grinned, and sat cross-legged in front of the car door, leaning his back against the door, "I'll wait for you......"

"Give Lao Dao this kid a fried chicken ......," Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief's sword pointed at Nie Canglong.

Click......

A thunderbolt fell from the sky. Towards the convoy below, but unfortunately, the thunderbolt did not hit Nie Canglong's head, but instead slashed into the head of the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Chief.

The thunder light dissipated, and the head of the cloud Zhongzi Dao had changed greatly, and the wooden hairpin on his head was carbonized by the lightning at the first time, and his long hair was all electrocuted like a dragon, knotted on his head, and it was publicized, making it look like the Medusa in Western mythology. It's just that the smoke that keeps coming out of the hair is more ruining the atmosphere, the old face is dark, the whites of the eyes have become the most conspicuous in the whole face, the slightly open mouth spits out a stream of smoke with the breath, the half-length goatee is like a big brush that is not short, and there are obvious burn marks at the tip, it is obvious that this lightning strike has caused them quite serious damage, even if it is combed in the future, there is absolutely no coquettish before.

Relative to the head received a heavy blow. It is unknown what his body was electrocuted, the quality of the robe on his body was quite good, and it was still complete under the bath of thunder and lightning, but it could be seen from his black hands like chicken paws. His body certainly won't be any better.

"Missed?? Shouldn't it?? The Cloud Leader raised his head with difficulty, looking at the clouds above his head. I can't help but be full of doubts.

"Do you want to try again?? I promise you'll hit me this time......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"Are you old jokes??" When the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Leader heard Nie Canglong's cool words, he immediately jumped like thunder. …,

"No, no, I feel that your old man's style is too stylish, a little like Lei Zhenzi, hahahahahaha......" Nie Canglong said as he spoke, and he hahadaxiao.

"Disciple, I'm angry with the old man......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang jumped up in anger, and pointed at the dark clouds above his head, "Split him for me......" The sword finger pointed at Nie Canglong.

Click......

Another lightning bolt slashed down, just like the previous one, this lightning took the head of the cloud Zhongzi Daoist as a target, so that the thunderous old Daoist was immediately frozen, and the whole person was like a fool, and he couldn't even move his eyes, not that the lightning caused him much damage, but the psychological blow was too great, I was obviously going to hit that bastard, how did it end up hitting my head?? Once is an accident, but what about two?? When the ancestor passed down the thunder law, he didn't say anything about the success rate?? Could it be that the ancestor was afraid that the imperfect Thunder Law would hit his prestige among the disciples, so he wisely ignored it? ?

"Tsk, this thunder is really accurate...... Nie Canglong couldn't help but shake his head and sighed, "Don't you want to try it again??" I'm sure the third time will be successful......"

"What are you proud of?? Do you think the old way is really inaccurate?? Lao Dao, this is to try the power of thunder and lightning, and when I hit you later, I can't control the power well, and I will kill you......" Yun Zhongzidao's long mouth is still quite hard.

"Dao Chief's love heart, we didn't miss a bit, but we don't have much ability, it's just rough skin and thick flesh, just a little thunder and lightning, I really don't take it to heart, you just drive to the maximum power, let us enjoy the thunder and lightning bath......" Nie Canglong laughed evilly.

"Drive to maximum power??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi showed an angry look, "Why don't you kid take care of your body so much??" The old way will teach you a lesson for your parents, the minimum power, start ......"

Click......

Another lightning bolt came down, this lightning bolt was obviously much weaker than the previous two thunderbolts, this time, the lightning finally did not miss, and it fell squarely on the top of Nie Canglong's head, but who is Nie Canglong? ? The power of this lightning bolt was so weak that it didn't hurt even half of his hair.

"Huh??" Nie Canglong couldn't help but be a little surprised. "Didn't miss it??"

"Wow, haha......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang couldn't help but dance. Lao Dao finally hit, but it doesn't look like you're lying, so let's taste my maximum power next......" As he spoke, his sword finger pointed at Nie Canglong again.

Click......

Next, a bucket-thick bolt of lightning slashed down from the sky, and this lightning slashed towards the top of Nie Canglong's head with a momentum of destroying the world and destroying the earth, but just when the lightning slashed to the horizontal position of the cloud sub-dao leader, a dramatic scene happened again. This lightning turned around and slashed directly at the Yunzhongzi Dao Chief.

"Tsk, standing tall is not necessarily a good thing, the teacher has said it. Don't stand on a high place during a thunderstorm, otherwise it will be easy to be struck by thunder......" Nie Canglong looked at the cloud Zhongzi Dao Elder wailing in the lightning, and couldn't help but sigh, this level of lightning, when he was not a land immortal, there was no threat, at most, it was numb for a while, but he would not worry about the old Dao Chief being killed by lightning.

Tuk Tuk ......

There was a knock on the door, Nie Canglong hurriedly flashed to the side, and a gap appeared in the car door. A small brain poked out from inside, and it was Qin Xiaojun who was checking the fierce battle outside.

A pair of big eyes are spinning, observing the situation outside, and there is always a bad smile at the corners of the eyebrows and eyes. …,

"The show is just beginning, do you want to come out and see it??" Nie Canglong stretched out his hand and pinched the girl's little face.

"I hate ......" The girl knocked off the man's bad hand, and her whole body came out of the carriage and sat cross-legged next to Nie Canglong, "What happened??" I didn't even dare open the window just now. for fear of being unjustified ......"

"Look at the state of the Dao Chief, you will know how wonderful it was just now......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and said.

"Hee-hee-hee......" The girl glanced at Yun Zhongzi Dao, "like an African turkey ......"

"What kind of chicken is an African turkey?? Haven't heard of it?? Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and asked.

"You think you know everything?? Are you that knowledgeable? The girl gave the man a blank look. She didn't explain, and she didn't know what an African turkey was. She hadn't even seen it, and of course, she didn't know if there was really a creature called the African turkey in this world.

"I'm a senior at Peking University, although I'm not very knowledgeable, but I still have a little bit of knowledge......" Nie Canglong immediately made a pair of erudite and talented jiashi.

"Bah, is Peking University amazing?? My aunt and grandmother are ...... too," the girl said disdainfully.

"You called yourself aunt and grandmother just now, and I was embarrassed to talk about you, why are you still saying it now?? Are you really planning to be my grandfather's sister?? Nie Canglong's face turned a little dark.

"If your grandfather recognizes me as a sister, I won't have any pressure to be your aunt and grandmother......" The girl's words were quite powerful.

"Then if I marry my aunt and grandmother, although there is no problem in blood, it will not work ethically......" Nie Canglong said with a tangled face.

"I'm your aunt, and you don't think about me......" The girl pouted and said.

"Why can't you?? You forgot?? Aren't Huang Feihong and Aunt Thirteen uncles aunts? ? Nie Canglong began to reason with the facts.

"What I said makes a lot of sense, but I'm going to be your aunt, just like your grandfather, your father and your mother have to be a generation younger than me, so do they have to give me this aunt's tea every day??" The girl smiled smugly and said.

"Let my mom and dad give you tea?? You can dream about it......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes.

"That means your parents won't agree to the two of us, right?" The girl is happy.

"Weishenme disagrees?? What are they waiting for......" Nie Canglong pouted, "You don't know how refreshing it feels to have an aunt kowtow to you every day, you don't know how fragrant an aunt gives you tea every day, how fragrant the tea is, I'm afraid that boiled water can drink the taste of soda, not to mention directing my aunt to cook and do housework every day, and you can scold two sentences if you have nothing to do, hey, that feels cool......"

"The inferior nature of human beings......" the girl got goosebumps all over her body, "It's good that the two of us are okay, otherwise, I would have jumped into the fire pit......

"Hehe......" Nie Canglong laughed evilly. Reached out and pinched the girl's buttocks. "Little girl, when we get to your house, I will go and ask your father for marriage, and when the time comes, with the order of my parents, you just don't want to go with me......"

"Just talk, don't move your hands and feet......" The girl glanced at the man and knocked off the man's bad hand, "Don't take advantage of my ...... to play treasure"

"What kind of treasure am I?? I'm not kidding, when the time comes, I'll get your dad done. You didn't run away......" Nie Canglong grinned and hugged the girl's shoulders and said.

"Keep your distance from me, or Xiaoqing will serve ......," the girl said with a blank look at the man. …,

"I'm not afraid of it......" Nie Canglong said nonchalantly.

"I know you're not afraid of electricity. I'm talking about its teeth......" said the girl angrily.

"What if I'm a fool??" When Nie Canglong heard the girl say this, not only did he not restrain himself, but instead took the girl into his arms and let her sit on his lap.

"Hmph......" The girl snorted coquettishly, and then said no more, as if resigned to fate, stretched out her arms and wrapped her arms around the man's neck.

"Do you say that the elder will hang up?? Let the thunder split for so long, and I haven't even moved......" Nie Canglong looked at the cloud in the middle of the road on the roof of the No. 2 car, and couldn't help but be a little worried, although he let the thunder split when he was refining qi and transforming gods. There is no danger, but after all, he is a young man, and the old Taoist is different, they are all nearly 100-year-old people, and it is unknown whether this old arm and leg can still afford to toss.

"I can't die, at most I will spend the rest of my life in bed...... " The girl didn't care, and she didn't even look at the old Taoist.

"Actually, I think we're a bit too much, such an old man. Why are we bullying people?? "To be honest, Nie Canglong still has a certain amount of pressure on his conscience to partner with a girl to bully the old Taoist.

"This old fox dares to calculate you, clean him up and take it ......lightly," the girl pouted, and her little brain rested on the man's shoulder. If I follow my original temper, I will drive away such people. The Tao is different, and it is not ...... for each other"

"Anyway, it's also Chuanxi's master, save some face for Chuanxi......" Nie Canglong didn't care about the girl's statement, he knew the girl's temper too well, and it was not enough to describe it with a look, anyway, in addition to herself, no matter who she was facing, she would never want to suffer, I remember that when she met her mother for the first time, her own mother not only did not ask her about her family situation clearly, but asked her to clean up the old bottom of the old Nie family, if she hadn't pulled her away in time, Maybe she even has to let her find out about her grandfather's house.

"It's for Chuanxi's face that I didn't drive him away, and the person I hate most in my life is the person who thinks he is smarter than me......" The girl looked at the old Taoist who was standing on the roof of the car like a stake with disdain, and said with gritted silver teeth.

"Alas......" Nie Canglong sighed and stroked the girl's buttocks, "I've wronged you, and next time, I don't have to look at Chuanxi's face......"

"No, there will be a next time, I will still see Chuanxi's face......" The girl's little hand Xiangxia waved and knocked out the man's bad hand, "The ready-made punching bag, it would be a pity if you drove it away......"

"You are really terrible, or how to say that the green snake has a tooth in its mouth, and the wasp tail needle, the two are ......" Nie Canglong shook his head and sighed, but when it came to half of the waist, he let the girl cut it off.

"I'm not poisonous, I'm the most poisonous ...... on this shijie" The girl's little hand pinched the soft flesh of the man's waist, turning 360 degrees and backflipping, but fortunately, Nie Canglong's skin and flesh are relatively strong, otherwise he will definitely be able to tear off a piece of skin this time.

"No, no, no, that's not what I meant......" Nie Canglong pretended to be in pain, grinned for a while, and kneading the girl's ass with his big hands.

"And what do you mean??" The girl smiled faintly and asked softly, in this world, Nie Canglong fooled her, and would not make her angry, because Nie Canglong's methods of deceiving people were too clumsy, not so much to lie to her, but to say that he was playing treasure to make her happy.

"I mean, the most poisonous thing is Xiaoqing's guy......" Nie Canglong mentioned Xiaoqing, he had been gritting his teeth, which had almost become instinct. …,

"Xiaoqing used to be a green snake, have you forgotten?? The first poison you said was the ...... in the mouth of the green snake" The girl looked at the man with a smile, and there was a hint of fierceness in her eyes, "You know, I don't like people to fool me......"

"It's upgraded, Xiaoqing has become a dragon, and the toxin must be even more poisonous......" Nie Canglong's head was sweating.

"Xiaoqing is a green dragon, not a poisonous dragon......" the girl narrowed her eyes slightly, "What else do you have to say??" If not, I'll clean you up......"

"I have, I have a lot to say to you......" Nie Canglong's eyes flickered a little, his face was red, and he opened his mouth a few times, but the words that had rolled to his mouth were unable to speak.

"It's useless to procrastinate, I'll count to three, if you can't say a reason, hum hum ......" girls like to play with men, and like to see him scratch his ears and cheeks.

"Do you really want me to say?? Don't force me, really don't force me......" Nie Canglong's face showed a hint of struggle, and the green tendons on his forehead were exposed.

"I'll force you, I'll count it......" The girl looked at the man triumphantly, "a ......"

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