Chapter 426: Tablet
Jessica is a standard koala-style who likes to cuddle up to something when she's quiet, like a koala sleeping with a eucalyptus tree. When Li Jingming was at home, Jessica naturally hugged Li Jingming unconditionally, and often hung the whole person on Li Jingming's body, and she especially liked to clamp Li Jingming's waist with her legs.
Jessica's habit has been around for a long time, she used to hold Xu Xian when she was in class at S.M, and today Li Jingming is not at home all day and she has been holding the pillow. In the afternoon, Lin Yuner had no role in the holiday, so she came to play with Jessica, so Jessica found a new "eucalyptus" and kept holding Lin Yuner watching TV, and now that Li Jingming is back, she still habitually hugs it.
"You're doing this in front of me, is it because I don't exist?" Li Jingming pretended to be angry and said.
"OPPA, you should die, Sicaoni and I are a match made in heaven." Lin Yuna smiled and looked at Li Jingming, who pretended to be angry, Lin Yuna's popularity has been very high since their debut, and Jessica's popularity has also soared after "Lucky", so a lot of Weihan or CP rice was born, many of them are in support of "Yunxi CP", and there are many boring people among the fans who write a lot of CP and post it on the Internet, and of course the members of Girls' Generation will also watch it, especially Sunny, the adult king, who also likes to add ingredients to it.
Li Jingming grinned and looked Lin Yun'er up and down, "You and Quan Yuli are a match made in heaven, and Sika and Pani are a pair." ”
"Pani is clearly Taeyeon's." Jessica said with resentment that the relationship between Tiffany and Kim Taeyeon is really good now, of course, this is also because she gave all her time to Lee Kyung-myung and didn't have time to accompany Tiffany to go out.
"Why, you're a stupid CP." Li Jingming hit Jessica with a smile, Jessica looked cold when she didn't speak, but the search for funny pictures of Girls' Generation was basically her, all kinds of bodies funny and various expressions Gag. Tiffany, as the first cute thing of girls' generation, can't compare to her.
"Ah, you're looking for death?" Jessica bared her teeth at Li Jingming, "You actually called me stupid? ”
"Where?" Li Jingming shook his hand vigorously, indicating that he didn't have this idea.
"What a cute and stupid CP, Pani must be cute, so I'm not stupid?" Jessica glared at Li Jingming, her nose wrinkled and she began to be arrogant again.
"Ernie, ignore him, let's be together." Lin Yun'er took Jessica into her arms, and Jessica threw herself on Lin Yun'er's chest.
"Huh." Li Jingming didn't mean to be jealous or annoyed at all. Instead, he laughed exaggeratedly.
"What are you laughing at?" Jessica turned her head to look at Li Jingming and asked puzzledly, this is nothing funny.
"I just remembered a brain teaser." Li Jingming shrugged his shoulders and made a little expression, but he couldn't help laughing again, making the other three girls inexplicable. Li Jingming saw that Jessica and the others all had puzzled expressions, so he beckoned to Xu Xian, who was sending things to the kitchen, to come over, "Xiaoxian, now Sika and Yun'er's posture, typing the name of an electronic product, can you think of it?" ”
"This pose?" Seo Hyun stared at Jessica and Lim Yoona seriously with big black and white eyes, as if this was really a topic worth studying. Jessica was held by Lin Yuna. Because of the difference in height and the fact that everyone was wearing slippers at home, she happened to put her face on Lin Yun'er's chest, and Lin Yun'er rested her chin on Jessica's forehead, and the two of them looked at Li Jingming in unison, waiting for him to give the most conclusive answer.
"I'll announce the answer. The answer is TablePC. Li Jingming smiled and said the answer.
"What's that?" The other three didn't know what Lu Dao was for, and they felt that it was something that was out of touch, and they didn't understand how it could be related to people's postures.
Li Jingming stretched out the index fingers of his left and right hands to draw a box in the air, and then made an international sleeping gesture with his hands clasped together on his cheeks. "TablePC is a tablet, a flat, a board. Pad (that is, pad), brain! ”
Xu Xian smiled directly and bent over, she really couldn't help it, her Chinese was very good, and Li Jingming's movements were very vivid and the four words were also very slow, so she suddenly understood what Li Jingming meant, looking at Jessica, who was pressing her head on Lin Yuner's chest, she really couldn't hold back, this OPPA was too bad, "OPPA, how can you say this Yun'er Ernie!" ”
"What did he say about me?" Lin Yun'er is still confused.
"yes, what do you mean by that?" It was the first time Jessica had seen Seo Hyun smile so exaggeratedly, she was very angry at the same time she was curious, Li Jingming obviously spoke Korean just now, but she didn't understand it at all. Foreign languages are amazing, just kidding, you have to use foreign languages, Jessica looked at Li Jingming and Xu Xian's expressions, as if this was still saying something bad about Lin Yun'er, what is the difference between this and covering other people's ears and scolding.
"I'm going to cook, it's not good to eat dinner too late, and Yuna and Xiaoxian have to go back to the dormitory at night." Li Jingming saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly cooked and escaped, and Lin Yun'er's revenge with a black belly was not a joke.
“OPPA!” Half a minute later, a very sharp cry came from the living room, and after listening to Xu Xian's detailed explanation, Lin Yuna and Jessica understood what Li Jingming's words meant. Lin Yun'er was the most sensitive to that topic, but Li Jingming came up to expose her scars, and actually said that her one was a flat plate. Lin Yuna wanted to rush into the kitchen to take revenge on Lee Kyung-myung, but Jessica and Seo Hyun, who hugged her for a hearty meal, stopped her. Lin Yun'er thought about it herself, the most important thing was to eat a big meal first, she was ready to turn her anger into appetite and eat all the meals cooked by Li Jingming as revenge, but after coming back, she turned to Xu Xian, who was pretending to be innocent at this time, "Ah, it was you just now, you laughed so happily, I don't know if I'm Ernie?" Go and do a hundred push-ups. ”
"Ernie." Xu Xian was also embarrassed at this time, she shouldn't have laughed so happily.
"The next time you laugh, it will definitely make you do push-ups, you are in good shape, it is amazing? I'm going to turn all your money into muscle! Lin Yun'er said hatefully.
Li Jingming feels that his life is very bitter, as bitter as bitter tea, every time he says that he wants to celebrate, he either pays for it himself or does it himself, and he doesn't owe anyone, he can only say that Jessica loves it too much, and she just likes to show others that Li Jingming dotes on her. In South Korea, it is definitely the capital of a woman's pride that a man can cook for a woman, especially a man with outstanding ability and a successful career, in the concept of Koreans, if he does not love a man very much, a successful man will never cook himself.
Just because of Li Jingming's cooking, he was scolded by the Min family several times, no matter how he said it, he was also the eldest grandson of the Li family, and the cook in the family had a reinforced platoon, but he wanted to cook and eat by himself. The gentleman is far away from cooking, and Li Jingming is not only a gentleman but also a prince, if others know that Lu Dao's hobby is cooking, I don't know if Lu Dao will be regarded as a joke. However, Li Jingming said in a joke that they were the princes of the Ming Dynasty, and there was nothing to make a fuss about studying with the emperors of the Ming Dynasty, he was just cooking and not going to be a carpenter.
Li Jingming bought the ingredients according to Jessica's requirements, most of them were meat, in fact, to satisfy Lin Yun'er's taste, as for herself, she has never eaten much at night, so it doesn't matter much, and Xu Xian has never eaten much at night in order to maintain her health.
"How can you joke about that, Xiao Yun cares a lot about that." Jessica ran into the kitchen under the pretext of teaching Li Jingming a lesson, and then said to Li Jingming in a low voice. Lin Yun'er usually doesn't show it when she jokes, and she doesn't really get angry with others, but everyone knows that she cares about that very much, otherwise she wouldn't have insisted on doing breast expansion exercises and drinking papaya milk every day, and a while ago she asked Jessica for advice on the secret of becoming majestic.
"You also know that Lu Dao is a joke, I have no intention, I will apologize to her later." Li Jingming shrugged, Lin Yun'er is not the kind of character who will get angry because of jokes, so he will joke with her, and his relationship with Lin Yun'er has always been very close, even if he hasn't seen him for so long, he doesn't feel unfamiliar today.
"Forget it, but don't joke around today." Jessica told her that no one could stop Li Jingming's childish energy, and she was worried that it would eventually develop into a "physical conflict" with Lin Yun'er like before.
"Okay, okay, let's go watch your TV." Li Jingming stuffed a piece of beef into Jessica's mouth with chopsticks and told her to stop talking, but after thinking about it, she still found something for her to do, "Wait a minute, let's clean up the table after we go, and bring the dishes that are ready to be served first, the kitchen counter can't be placed." ”
Li Jingming, who finally made dinner, changed out of his clothes that smelled of oil smoke, but he was a little helpless sitting at the table, Lin Yun'er's eyes were too sharp, "I said you, I made so many dishes for you to eat, and you looked at me with that kind of bitter and hateful eyes?" ”
"Humph!" Lin Yun'er didn't speak, she directly opened her mouth and swallowed a whole chicken leg, and looked at Li Jingming coldly while eating the chicken leg. (To be continued......)