Chapter 427: Serial Tricks
"Humph, are you a piggy?" Li Jingming said without raising his head, these girls in the girlhood especially like to stare at people when they feel dissatisfied, these are all learned from Jessica, but he doesn't care even about the most powerful Jessica, let alone a weakened version of Lin Yun'er.
"Eat your meal, it's a lot of talk." In front of Li Jingming, of course, Jessica is protecting Lin Yun'er, and besides, Li Jingming's joke is really wrong, if someone jokes about her height, even Li Jingming, she will be very unhappy, "Also, even Yun'er's small body can also kick the back?" It's definitely going to be knocked over. β
"What are you talking about, Ernie, why am I going to be knocked over?" Lin Yuna is not like Jessica is a football fan, and she has no idea what Jessica and Li Jingming are talking about.
Bastian? Schweinsteiger, whose surname is the very long German surname, translates to pigsty, and his teammates like to call him Schwein, which is the German word for piglet. The little pig that Li Jingming said was the little pig that Gongtu ate, and Jessica deliberately said that because she was deliberately funny, but there were three women at the table who watched the ball by herself, and the other two stared at her and didn't understand her intentions at all, and the atmosphere instantly became awkward, this is the legendary Jessica effect.
"She said you have a lot of strength and are good for being an athlete." Li Jingming explained for Jessica with a smile.
"I wanted to, too, but I didn't have any athletic talent." Lin Yuner said with regret that the status of athletes in South Korea is much higher than that of artists, just because the four words "national representative" are very important in the hearts of South Koreans, "I have a lot of strength, but if I want to practice, I can only practice weightlifting?" β
The meal was very peaceful, although Jessica said that it was to celebrate him with a perfect score, but in fact, it was to make up for Lin Yun'er to make up for a good meal. Lin Yuna has no role today, and she originally wanted to stay on the set to learn acting. But the director saw that she was too hardworking and in a bad state, so he asked her to come back and rest first, and slept from morning to afternoon. Originally, it would have passed after a break like this, but Jessica couldn't stay at home when Lee Kyung-myung was not at home, so she went back to her girlhood dormitory and happened to meet Kim Taeyeon's mother who came to see Kim Taeyeon, and brought a lot of Jeonju delicacies.
Lin Yun'er happened to be very envious in the place, because of family problems, Lin Yun'er has always been very envious of the maternal love that others feel, and Lin's father, like other fathers, loves deeply but can't express it. The attentive Jessica noticed Lin Yun'er's inadvertent look of envy, so she decided to ask Li Jingming to make a table of things she likes to eat to replenish her body. Lin Yun'er was often trained on the set, and she ate irregularly when she ate. The body is already on the verge of collapse, and it really needs to be replenished, and the body needs to rest well.
"OPPA, Taeyeon's mom came to see her this afternoon and asked me about you." Jessica suddenly opened her mouth and said, "Confession after drinking" incident has passed for more than half a year, but Jessica has always remembered in her heart and not as Bailey said, "This will also pass", today Kim Taeyeon's mother first cared about Kim Taeyeon's life after coming over, and then kept asking about Lee Kyung-myung, she naturally remembered Lee Kyung-myung going to Kim Taeyeon's house, "Why do you say that people's mothers want to ask me this?" β
"How do I know the way?" Li Jingming made an innocent expression. It's really none of his business, he went to Kim Taeyeon's house that day, but he was honest, Kim's mother said that he would eat vegetables, and Kim's father said that he would drink when he drank......
It's clear that he pretended to be a prospective son-in-law who came to visit and behaved very well, otherwise why would Mother Jin never forget. Jessica bared her teeth and glared at Li Jingming, Mother Jin asked her specifically today without asking others, obviously because her scandal with Li Jingming was more popular. Jessica couldn't say anything when she saw that the other party was an elder, but Kim's mother seemed to believe that Lee Kyung-myung was Kim Taeyeon's boyfriend. And it seems that she still thinks of herself as a junior who inserts a leg between her daughter and her prospective son-in-law, which makes Jessica not angry.
Just now because of a joke about Lin Yun'er, Jessica didn't remember what happened at noon for a while. Now that it's quiet during the meal, she thinks back again, "You have a good way of dealing with middle-aged women, not only my mommy likes you, but other people's mothers can like you, you are so attractive?" β
"What do you call this, what do you mean to deal with middle-aged women, am I a pervert?" Lee Jing understood Jessica, could it be that Kim Tae-yeon's mother gave Jessica a look today? It's impossible, when he went, he felt that Mother Jin was kind and kind.
"Hmph, I asked Taeyeon vigorously, what's wrong with her and you, is there any conflict." After Jessica finished speaking, she grinned and imitated Kim Taeyeon's speechless and stunned look, "The last thing is that Pani took out the photos of you went to the amusement park yesterday to fool him." β
"Why are you fooling around?" Li Jingming put down his chopsticks and looked at Jessica, Jessica was sometimes inexplicable, "Why don't you just say that you are my girlfriend?" β
"You didn't see the eagerness of the people to say that, if you really said that, I would be killed immediately." Jessica pursed her lips and looked resentful, she was just this bad, she always thought too much from other people's standpoints, "It's not easy for people to come here, anyway, just stay for an afternoon, love is as it is." β
Li Jingming smiled speechlessly, "Ah, what kind of logic are you, is it possible that people will always think like this in the future, and I really want to follow ......"
"You dare!" Jessica didn't let Li Jingming finish the rest of the words, and she didn't know what she thought at the time, but there are some things that are nothing to give into, and it is absolutely impossible to really make concessions.
"Whatever you want." Li Jingming rubbed his heart tiredly, the girl's world was really difficult to understand, "Sika, I'm done eating, you go and serve me food." β
"You!" Jessica will only give Li Jingming a meal when she loses a bet and her love erupts, and today she is angry with Li Jingming, how can she serve him, "Go by yourself." β
"Ernie, I'll come, I've finished a bowl too, just on the way." Lin Yun'er stood up to play a round at this time, although their relationship with Jessica was as good as sisters, but after all, they came to be guests, and seeing that Jessica and Li Jingming were a little bit of a quarrel, they hurriedly came out to ease the relationship.
"Then I'm bothering you." Li Jingming smiled and handed the rice bowl to Lin Yun'er, he always wanted a sister, the girl couldn't compete with him for the family property, and he could also make it good to be a coolie.
"You will know that the way of the devil calls others." Jessica didn't get wet before she established a relationship with Li Jingming, and after becoming Li Jingming's girlfriend, she also washed and cooked clothes, although she did it voluntarily, and she often made a mess, but she was also much more diligent, all thanks to Li Jingming.
Two minutes later, Lin Yun'er returned to the living room with two bowls of rice, "OPPA, give." β
"You took it wrong, I remember that the bowl was mine, it was the bowl you just ate with." Li Jingming suddenly stopped Lin Yun'er, who was about to sit back in his seat, "Although I won't dislike you, it's not good to mix utensils between men and women, so you should give me that bowl of rice." β
"No, I deliberately put it on both sides when I served the meal, and that was the OPPA bowl." Lin Yun'er said with great certainty.
Li Jingming suddenly sneered, stretched out his index finger and pointed at Lin Yun'er, "In the past, it took so long to pretend to be a meal, there must be a problem, and after I questioned it, I resolutely refused to exchange with me, so there is only one truth: Prisoner Lin Yun'er Xi, you just added something to this bowl of rice!" β
"OPPA, can you not pretend to be Detective Conan, I can smell such a big vinegar smell sitting here, isn't it white vinegar?" Jessica kicked Li Jingming under the table, this guy is really naΓ―ve, he really has no problem with him, even if he eats well, he has to play a situational role, but Lin Yun'er is really, just sprinkle a little salt or something, how can you put white vinegar without being discovered.
"Oh, OPPA, I just wanted to make a joke." Lin Yun'er smiled and handed the rice in her hand to Li Jingming, and then took the bowl of rice with white vinegar, "This bowl is ready for me to eat." β
"Even if you still know each other, what's in here?" Li Jingming took another bowl of rice handed over by Lin Yun'er and took a bite, and immediately made an exaggerated expression, gave Lin Yun'er a thumbs up, and actually used a chain trick, it was so clever that he first used a bowl of rice with vinegar to distract him, and then used this bowl of rice with salt to harm him, which was much stronger than Jessica's ability to bite with her teeth and grasp with her hands.
"I always thought that my mother and Jessica were the only ones who couldn't tell the difference between salt and sugar, and it turns out that a foodie like you can make such a low-level mistake." After Li Jingming finished speaking, he dug a spoonful of rice and put it in his mouth, "Although it's a little strange, the rice with sugar is not unpleasant, like the taste of adzuki bean porridge." β
"Impossible, how could I not even tell the difference between sugar and salt?" Lin Yun'er was very confident in what she was eating, and at this moment she looked at the bowl in front of Li Jingming with a look of disbelief.
"Really, if you don't believe it, you put a lot of sugar in it." Li Jingming dug a big spoonful of rice and sent it into Lin Yun'er's mouth, although the rice ball he dug was very large, Lin Yun'er's mouth was very open, and he swallowed it at once. Seeing that Lin Yun'er swallowed that big ball of rice, Li Jingming's face suddenly changed, holding Lin Yun'er's shoulder with one hand and covering her mouth with the other, making Lin Yun'er unable to struggle if she wanted to, and there was no way to spit it out.
"Woo, woo......" Lin Yun'er couldn't spit it out, so she had to bite the head and eat the food in her mouth, but her tears were about to come out after eating this rice, it was too salty, it was full of salt grains, and it could kill people after melting in her mouth, and Li Jingming finally let go after eating, "OPPA, why are you so bad!" β
"Ah, you put the salt yourself, and you say I'm bad?" Li Jingming's tongue also felt a little hard, as if he had soaked in salt water, and it was difficult to speak. (To be continued......)