Good things always make people confused, no wonder those capable people in ancient times were good at using beauty tricks. TO FASCINATE A MAN TO DEATH, WHEN HE WAKES UP, HE WILL REALLY DIE.

I'm also in a daze now, and when I wake up a little bit, I'm already sitting on the station wagon to Yunnan Miao Village with Xiao Tiantian.

Rewind time to the night before.

"Brother Yu, do you think we should go to Miao Village this time and bring back some local products over there?" Britney told me with great interest while packing her clothes in her suitcase that she seemed to be really interested in this free trip.

"Who said I was going to travel with you, I wanted to go to your own place, I still have to watch my pet store at home!" Yes, playthings are easy to lose their minds, if I don't take advantage of my youth to earn more coffin books, I can't afford to choose a cemetery when I'm old.

"I don't want to go alone, I want you to go with me!" Besides, the grand prize we won this time indicates that it is a two-person tour, what do you mean if you let me go alone! "Hey, hey, what's the grand prize of ours", that's mine, not you, that bottle of soy sauce is in the kitchen right now, if you want, take it!

"Then you just find someone to accompany you, you Chi Tiantian is so beautiful and cute, so sexy, are you afraid that you can't find a flower messenger to accompany you! By the way, I think Yan Liang, who has been pestering you, is very good, why don't you let him go with you...... Sweet, you...... Why are you looking at me like that, I...... I'm a little scared! "I quickly got up and retreated to the door, taking up a vantage point first, so that I could retreat and flee at any time, and save my vitality.

"Yu Xiaoxi, can you try to repeat what you just said?" The mother insect living in the deep mountains and old forests began to roar, and the surrounding sand, gravel and trees began to tremble, including me, the second martial artist who had just come out of the Sanwan Bugang Hotel.

"I ...... I mean, why did you force me to stay with you...... Why do you just pack your own clothes? Why are you so selfish, help me clean up and die! "Have you seen it, a man with grace and courage, even if he is soft, he must say it in a hard tone!

Time is flowing back to the present.

"Brother Yu, I'm a little sleepy, can you let me sleep for a while?" Cut, these eyelids grow on your eyes, if you want to sleep, you have to ask my permission! When did this little girl become so sensible and knowledgeable, she even had to ask me for peace when she was sleeping.

"Then you sleep, it will take a day and a night to arrive anyway!" I replied to her casually without raising my head, and continued to bury my expensive head in a copy of the "Veterinary Heart Sutra". This book can record the experience and experience of many famous veterinarians in their lifetimes, and I have to take a good look at it. It's about whether or not I can become a veterinarian who is admired by animals, and I have to learn from it with humility.

"Then why don't you take off your coat and cover me, do you want me to catch a cold?" The sinister intentions turned out to be for my coat. Well, for Miss Nightingale's sake, I'll lend you my coat generously. So I took off my coat and covered her.

"Hey, hey, hey, why aren't you honest even when you sleep! Why did you drill into my arms! "I want to push this scoundrel out of my arms, but it's a fantasy.

"People sleep comfortably on your lap!" The intentions were so sinister that they turned out to be directed at me in the end.

"It's not the legs, it's the chest!"

"I hate it, I said yes, you try to talk nonsense!" Satan, Satan, will you take care of your daughter?

In the afternoon, the station wagon drove to a relatively prosperous town, because all the way up was a deserted mountain road, and now I finally met a place where there were living people. The head of the tour group organized the big guys to rest here for two hours, make offerings and supplies, and return at the appointed time to continue the departure. In other words, in these two hours, you can just walk around here, deal with dinner, and buy something by the way. In fact, what I hate the most is to travel with a group, not free at all, and I have to listen to the head of the group for any arrangement. But there's no way, we're not a free lottery ticket, how can we pick and choose this free thing?

There is a bustling street in the town, and although it is still full of people in the afternoon. In this way, Coke broke the royal lady next to me, I said, have you never been shopping in your life, what is there to see about this person squeezing back and forth. But people don't think so, who makes the family a girl, it's the nature of girls to tirelessly go shopping, you can manage it! So I was so busy with my bag, and the damn girl pulled me from the east to the west to buy a lot of things, and then planned to walk back from the west back to the east to buy a lot of things. I want to buy whatever I see, and in the end I fell in love with someone else's rabbit, and I wanted to buy it alive or dead. Where can I resist her, buy it, otherwise what else can I do. Later, she fell in love with a Tibetan mastiff, and if I hadn't stopped her, she would have dared to take it back.

"Tiantian, we haven't even arrived here, you buy so many things, how can you get it when you turn around! Didn't you say that you want to buy some local products after Miao Village, you won't be able to take it then! ”

"Yes, Brother Yu, what you said makes a lot of sense. Okay, let's buy this for now! But this little white rabbit is the right one, look how cute it is! Britney held the red-eyed guy with both hands and smiled at it. I thought in my heart, how nice it would be if you became as gentle and cute as this rabbit one day! But I knew that it was a pipe dream, and that there was no bridge between the tigress and the rabbit.

Two hours later, the station wagon continued its departure. A car full of people are chattering non-stop, dare they also buy a lot of things? However, I found that there were a few men whose eyes kept rolling around Britney, and I don't blame them, such a charming face would attract a lot of attention anywhere. I hurriedly hugged this little girl into my arms, and told them that this little girl was already "famous", and told them not to be delusional to beat her wishful thinking. But this idiot Nizi thought I was deliberately flirting with her, and she beckoned to me with her fist. She is now focused on the little white rabbit, how can she notice the potential danger around her, it seems that I, the messenger of the flower protection, is really responsible, otherwise she doesn't even know how she was abducted.

"Tiantian, you have to be careful, there are so many hungry wolves around here who are watching you!" I kindly reminded her, but this damn girl didn't take it to heart at all, and it didn't match my words.

"Brother Yu, what do you think is a good name for this little cutie? You're a veterinarian, so give it a nice name! ”

"Oh, what's the best name for a rabbit, you are also overkill, underestimate my IQ too much!" Yes, I've always given names to people, isn't this naming animals a knife for killing chickens? For example, let's say "Mao ZE East", which means Fu ** Fang, what an atmospheric name! FOR EXAMPLE, "DENG XIAOPING", WHICH MEANS A LIFETIME OF PEACE, WHAT AN AUSPICIOUS NAME! Can...... But I didn't do it!

"Cut, you'll say big things! Do you have the ability to come up with one for me to listen to? Britney pouted at me, as if she looked very disdainful.

"Look at this rabbit, it's snow-white, or it's called ...... Little Black! ”

"you, your name is Xiao Hei, it's ugly! I'd better start it myself, or call it a creek? Britney held back for a long time and finally came up with the name.

"Creek? Well, not bad. I said Chi Tiantian, I really underestimated you before, but I didn't expect you to come up with such a nice name! "Creek? Brook? Yes, yes, this name is refreshing when you hear it. How do you say that I hear this name so pleasantly, not only to the ear but also to the ear! Hey? Brook? Why do you seem to have heard this name somewhere?

Damn, isn't my TMD just called Jade Creek? I'm a rabbit!

"No, Chi Tiantian, you can't give it that name!" I'm right, I'm resolutely right, you're violating someone else's right to a name!

"Why can't I, I'll just call it a creek?"

"But, but I...... I also...... You got it, right? I held out two fingers and pointed at myself, I meant it obviously.

"Oh! That's right, your name seems to have the word "creek" too! "Haha, it's finally come to your senses, hurry up and give it a new name!

"yes, yes, you finally got it!" I finally understand something, I think you are the heart!

"But so what! It's called Xiaoxi, and it's not called Jade Creek, what's your business! "Damn, I'm going to kill you!

In the following period of time, the witch Chi Tiantian used such despicable means as pointing at Sang and scolding Huai to carry out an all-round three-dimensional physical and mental attack on my Yu Xiaoxi.

"Brother Yu, it's so funny to look at Xiaoxi like this, like a rabbit!"

"Stupid, it's meant to be a rabbit! Oh no, he's not a rabbit! ”

"Xiaoxi, this little villain is really bad, look at it still in my arms!"

"Please, it's time for you to be coquettish in my arms, okay! Can you sit well, my legs are numb from your pressure! ”

"What are you talking to when I talk to Xiaoxi, you shut up for me!"

"I ......"

"Xiaoxi, this bastard, it's so naughty, see if I don't spank you!"

“……”

Chi Tiantian, you'd better be careful when you sleep tonight, otherwise I'll get into your dream and strangle you to death!

Night soon fell, and the station wagon changed drivers and continued to drive to its destination. The tourists on the bus all closed their eyes sleepily and slept, in fact, this boat was tiring enough. Britney has been crazy for a day, and at this moment she is honestly lying in my arms and quietly falling asleep, even if she is asleep, she still holds the little white rabbit tightly in her hands, and she has the momentum of living and dying with it.

I pinched her little nose and smiled helplessly, then carefully grabbed her waist and hugged her to my lap. Taking her coat to wrap her up, she murmured and continued to dream.

In the second half of the night, the driver was also tired, so he parked the station wagon on the side of the road, turned off the engine and took a nap. I saw that the big guys had already fallen asleep, so I put my mind at ease, after all, I didn't dare to take it lightly with such a charming girl by my side. I put Britney and my wallet in the inner layer of my clothes, and I have to keep an eye on it when I go out. As the saying goes, you can't have the heart to harm people, and you can't have the heart to prevent people! When everything was ready, I leaned back in my seat and closed my eyes.

But what no one knew was that just as we had all fallen asleep, the rabbit named Creek suddenly popped out of his coat!

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