When luck strikes, even shit will run!

You must want to ask me if there is anything worth exploring and looking forward to between me and that Miss Chi Tiantian, and tell you no, whether you believe it or not. Didn't I say that one of my eyes was unconscious after being punched by her, which means that I won't take the initiative to do anything to her after that, and whether my subconscious mind drives my body to do something against my personal will is not for me to be responsible. But I can responsibly declare the following facts, that is, since then, Chi Tiantian has really been cheeky and will not leave my house, and all the eating, drinking, and Lazar will be solved by me. I have a deep understanding of this, damn, Lao Tzu's daily expenditure is several times more than before, can I not understand it?

But I still have to state this problem, otherwise people who don't know about it are likely to think that I am really hiding from everyone and keeping a beautiful college student in the pet house as a junior. (Do I have a wife?) As for the fact that she got into my bed that day, it was a complete accident, a physical deficit caused by objective factors in the absence of subjective factors. And in the end, there was no responsible behavior, so let's be generous and take it as a small episode that hinders the budding development of capitalism. Although, although I admit that I have taken advantage of other girls, the effect of force is mutual, and she is not taking advantage of me while I take advantage of her, and she is also touching me when I kiss and caress her? So, let's go back and forth, let's take it as a level! In addition to this, at bedtime my bed and hers are from wells, and do not interfere with the waters of the river, and each sleeps with his own, and does not ...... I unilaterally refuse her harassment! Besides, if I hadn't worked tirelessly to take care of her food, clothing, shelter and transportation for such a long time, she would have starved to death. Therefore, I am still kind to her, and she owes me, right, you must know that you want to repay me......

"Brother Yu, in order to give you a chance to repay my kindness to you by living with you for so long, I allow you to accompany me to buy clothes this afternoon, and let you be a flower messenger for me!" Britney is leisurely crossing Erlang's legs, carefully repairing her own pair of nails with my medical file.

"Do you still look like a college student, idling around all day long and doing nothing to get me into trouble! College students should obediently stay in school and study hard, learn a skill, and serve the motherland in the future! After lunch, you hurry back to school for me, and if you dare to resist, I will escort you over myself!" ”

"No, I don't want to go to school! I have asked the school for a month and a half long vacation, I said that I would accompany my father to go abroad for rehabilitation, and the school allowed me to take a vacation! So I don't need to go to school for the last month and a half, which means that I will be by your side for a month and a half, and you belong to me! "What? A month and a half! I'm a mother, so you're going to "harass" me for forty-five days? Oh my God, I'm just thinking about living some ordinary life, don't you even have this little wish to satisfy me?

"Accompany your dad to rehabilitation? I said that your nonsense is too unqualified! Could it be that your father's second menopause is early, Alzheimer's? ”

"you, your dad is demented! My daddy's body is fine, you are not allowed to curse him! Family...... People just want to take a little time to spend with you, I'm afraid you'll miss me secretly when I'm not by your side! "Cut, self-inflicted! Even if you disappear from front of me, I won't be sad, at most I will have a little regret, after all, such a beautiful girl will feel a little regretful if she dies like this!

"No, Tiantian, I think you should use this month and a half to accompany those lonely old people in the nursing home, and make some modest contributions to the cause of our Chinese elderly! As for me, I don't need you to accompany me, you see that I am very busy every day, how can I have time to be lonely and cold? So as long as you are out of my sight, it is already the greatest favor for me! ”

"No! You want to push me again, don't you? Tell me, don't you hurt me again? "Please, you've asked me this sentence more than 800 times, when is it a head!

"This ...... It's not the same thing as whether it hurts you or not, it's because I hurt you so much that I asked you to go back to school! Do you know that I want my daughter to become a phoenix, I hate iron and steel, and I hate steel and not become a sword! I'm ......"

"Well, since you love me so much, you can accompany me to buy clothes this afternoon. Also, it's time for you to change your outfit, and I'll help you get a few sets in the afternoon! "This ...... I'm going to buy clothes for this again, you see how embarrassing this is. Forget it, I don't want it, let's fix it for yourself, it's enough for me to have two decent clothes for a big man. By the way, who pays for the clothes? It won't be your treat again, I'll pay for it!

"That Tiantian, you see, I have something to do this afternoon, my pet store has to be watched, right? And at the end of this day, all the firewood, rice, oil and salt are money, if I don't make some money and save it, how can I support myself, and by the way, I will support you! The most important thing is that it is like fighting a fire, what if an urgent patient suddenly comes to me while I am not there? I can't watch a fresh life die because I can't get timely treatment, so I won't regret it for the rest of my life, won't I have to ...... Okay, Tiantian, don't look at me like that, okay? I'll go, I'll go, can't I! "At this moment, Britney is looking at me with a pair of big blood-red eyes, and I promise that if I dare to say one more nonsense, she will definitely pounce on me in a posture that I can't think of and bite me to death.

"Hmph, that's pretty much it! Yu Xiaoxi, you listen to me, in the future, what I Chi Tiantian said is a holy decree, you only have to obey it unconditionally, if you dare to open your mouth and say a word, I will ......"

"By the way, there are still ribs stewed in the kitchen, I have to go see if they are cooked!" After that, I fled to the kitchen without looking back.

"Yu Xiaoxi, you stop me, do you want to be angry with me, I'm going to kill ...... Brother Yu, I want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs for lunch! ”

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In the afternoon, wait for the red light in front of the shops on Main Street

"Brother Yu, the clothes in the store just now are really cheap, it only cost more than 2,000 yuan to buy so many pieces! Shall we come here to buy it in the future? "Xiao Tiantian held one of my arms with a spring breeze, and my other arm was held by several heavy bags.

"Good...... Well, as long as you're happy, you can go to the Arctic Ocean to buy cantaloupe! I responded to her with a wry smile on my face. Do you think I can be happy, my two thousand dollars! That's it!

"Brother Yu, you are so good, I am married to you!" No, it's more practical for you to marry Bill Gates, at least he won't worry about money! Otherwise, it's okay to marry Li Ka-shing, but I heard how old the children of both of them are, so you better not be a junior who destroys other people's families!

"Tiantian, these clothes are all bought, let's go home!" Yes, I hope to see a few more kittens and puppies when I get home, so that I won't lose too much today. But if you want to make 2,000 yuan at once, you think I'm a miracle doctor!

"Well, okay. I'm a little hungry anyway, so you'll make me something to eat when I get back! "I said you girl, what do you know besides eating and spending money all day long, do you know how difficult it is to make money!

At this moment, an aunt who sold rock sugar gourds came over, pushed the cart, and smiled to give us "hello".

"Mr. and Miss, buy a rock sugar gourd, it's sweet and delicious!"

"Brother Yu, I want to eat rock sugar gourd!" Britney winked at me, and that couldn't have been clearer. Eat it, how much can a rock sugar gourd be worth, compared to the two thousand yuan, these are small money!

"Okay, Auntie, give each of us a string of rock sugar gourds, how much is it in total?" It's not easy for this aunt, she is so old and still pushes a cart around, and she has to be chased by those dog-fighting city managers who are subduing the situation. They are all from poor families, and I pity her.

"I want two skewers!"

"Okay, good, give her two strings!" Eat, eat, eat, and better eat all your front teeth.

"Three strings are a total of six dollars, thank you!" Auntie carefully wrapped the sugar gourd for us with rice flour paper and handed it to us with a smile.

"Auntie gives you money, don't look for it!" I just wanted to take out my wallet to pay, but I didn't expect to be taken by Britney, the girl, and I saw her take out a ten-yuan bill from the beautiful wallet she carried with me and hand it to the aunt. Obediently, don't say that her action of paying for it is quite charming. But, why didn't you take it out when I was shopping for clothes just now! Now you are generous to buy such a few cheap sugar gourds, you really plan to do it!

"Brother Yu doesn't want you to pay, let me come this time, I can't let you spend money every time, right?" Oh my God, how did you say such outrageous words?

Suddenly, I heard the noise of gongs and drums, and when I looked at it, a small table was set up not far away, which seemed to be an event or something.

"Brother Yu, where is it so lively, let's go and have a look!" Britney couldn't help but pull my wrist and ran over. It was only when I got to the front that I realized that it was really a newly opened company, and in order to carry out publicity, a lottery ceremony was specially held in this place. I heard that the prize is quite valuable, and the highest award seems to be a travel ticket for a two-person tour in Yunnan Miao Village.

"Brother Yu, let's go to the lottery too, it's fun!" I knew that her interest had been aroused again, and how could I sweep away her interest, so I let it go.

But luck is not proportional to looks, you look very beautiful, but luck is not necessarily beautiful. No, Britney happily spent a hundred yuan to buy fifty lottery tickets, and the result was ...... As a result, I hit a box of Green Arrows!

"I hate it, why can't people win the jackpot!" Angry, she pouted and stamped her little feet, which was cute and ridiculous at the same time.

"Oh, the lottery thing is a lie, you said that there are so many lottery tickets there, how can you get the jackpot? If everyone can draw it, then the lottery company will not go bankrupt! I smiled and comforted her, and by the way, I broke off a sugar gourd and stuffed it into her mouth.

"I don't believe it, I'm going to win that jackpot today!" Xiao Tiantian chewed the sugar gourd in her mouth hard while saying indignantly. In fact, she may not care much about the so-called grand prize, but she just doesn't feel happy when she can't draw it.

I hurried over to stop her, and she had to put all the money on her in if she continued like this. But how could I stop her, watching a hundred yuan bill being contributed by her to others. This time it was a little better than last time, and she finally won when she scratched off the forty-ninth ticket...... A bottle of soy sauce!

There was the last one, and I stopped her just as she was about to reach into the pile of tickets.

"Let me do this last one!" As I spoke, I put the sugar gourd string in my hand and stuck one up at random. Anyway, I didn't plan to win any big prizes, I just wanted her to sober up.

"How about it, did you win the first prize?" Britney looked at me expectantly, and fire erupted in her eyes.

"I didn't win the first prize, huh? What does the grand prize mean by this? "I just scratched the lottery ticket, and I haven't reacted for a while.

"Grand prize? Yes! Brother Yu, yes...... It's a grand prize!! Brother Yu, you are amazing!! Britney hugged me ecstatically and took a bite on my face, Mom, what is this grand prize? Seems like some kind of free two-person tour, right?

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